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Ugly Duck
10-05-2004, 03:46 AM
Psicosis We're going to kick their asses.

Bob_Dole Penalty against KC before the game starts.

htismaqe Running Tally of the Number of Times Al and John Mention
How Dumb We are for Not Signing Any Free Agents:

the Talking Can hey! we stopped them!! monkeys are flying out of my ass!

SaintMcManus OMG JOHNNY CAUGHT IT!

Taco John Challenge it... That wasn't a catch

AZChiefFan What were we snortin when we got rid of Morten?

Psicosis HOLY SHIT WE STOPPED AN END AROUND!

siberian khatru What shitful rubbish is this?

Inspector DId I mention that Madden is sucking the brains outa my head??

Taco John I hope you guys win so I don't feel like an elementary school rapist talking smack to you guys...

Bob_Dole Jesus Christ in a chicken basket.

frazod Baker needs to f#cking die. GOD I HATE THAT PIECE OF SHIT!

htismaqe Un-fuggin-believable. Took the wind right out of our sails...

Psicosis BLOW ME YOU SIAMESE COCKSUCKER

Bob_Dole Oh **** me. What a pile of shit. Why the **** can't we put together a whole ****ing game?

Psicosis I don't know how Ray Lewis even manages to walk with Madden and Michaels hanging off his schlong.

Bob_Dole Un****ing believable

htismaqe Un-****ing-believable

KCJake YOU #$%*(% FAGGOT BAKER. WTF WAS THAT

Bob_Dole Nice. We dominate the entire ****ing half and it's tied because of a shit punt and a giant brainfart on a flea flicker.

AZChiefFan Crap on a craker

frazod Have I mentioned that Baker NEEDS TO F#CKING DIE! F#ck that useless c#cksucker! We can find a HIGH SCHOOL KICKER to do a better job. DIE BAKER YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

Michael Michigan WTF is going on?

Sky We lost this game I can ****ing see it now. ****

Ugly Duck Now.... I told myself that I would only do Cliff Notes after KC victories cuz its just too cruel otherwise. But this thread has such great material.... I'm almost hoping for a Chiefs win!

MadMax GO AWAY ASSWIPE. NOW IS NOT THE TIME!

Ugly Duck Oops! Uh... sorry....

Bob_Dole Yay. The weekly implosion begins.

KCJake nasty face mask. At least we tackled him

AZChiefFan hey a a a whats that called a SACK!!

lazarus we are prolly better off with Dalton in there instead of SIMs anyway

MadMax Defense has played better than the offense this year

ChiefsFan5840 Is Tony Gonzalez wearing Jason Dunns jersey or something?

htismaqe Nice little burst by Blaylock...

Bob_Dole LJ would have taken that to the house.

Ugly Duck
10-05-2004, 03:46 AM
htismaqe KC - 354 yards Baltimore - 126 yards Un-friggin-believable...

Bob_Dole LJ would have scored right there.

Inspector Hard to beleive we're only up by 3 considering the way we are dominating!

Bob_Dole If Dick the moron had decided to showcase Larry Johnson tonight, we'd be up by at least 49 right now. Pathetic.

the Talking Can TD you muther****ers ahhhh hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 Chiefs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Inspector Superbowl baby!!

htismaqe Will Shields just flat-out "double-teamed" Ray-Ray on that TD run...

Psicosis Don't drink alcohol in excess when taking Cialis... or you'll be banging every toothless ho you stumble upon for 36 hours.

FloridaChief I'd sell one testicle for a turnover right now...

frazod WTF? They're cutting through us like a lightsaber now.

KCN no no no no nonono

Psicosis HORSE ****ING SHIT!!!!!!!!

FloridaChief Shit cock **** mother****ering son of a whore McLeon!

htismaqe What a ****ing cheese-dick call!

Psicosis I ****ING KNEW IT WAS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Inspector OK, the refs are on the take, it's obvious!!

the Talking Can we just got screwed worse than any team has ever been screwed....that is ****ing outrageous

siberian khatru Just bend us over and shove it in dry.

Psicosis Way Way just inhaled Priest's vapors.

Bob_Dole GODDAMNIT! JOHNSON WOULD HAVE BROKE THAT.

the Talking Can our whole season rests on the defense right now

Bob_Dole And thus begins the end...

frazod YES! THE D COMES THROUGH!

Sky I think I'm going to cry!

AZChiefFan shit it's on the O now

siberian khatru They're gonna rip our hearts out.

Inspector I must go puke now. This is making me crazy

frazod Oh for God's sake..... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

tk13 CRAP!

AZChiefFan dang this game is giving me an ulcer

ChiefsFan5840 if somebody would have fallen on that ball i would have bought them a blowjob

Duck Dog my head hurts.

Coach BLITZ! SACK!

frazod YES! EAT IT F#CKER!

FloridaChief Boller sacked by his own man--Sweet!

Inspector I'm too nervous to tyep ro djjrt snjnbbn

Psicosis YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FloridaChief Thank you, God...

Bob_Dole We won a game! We won a game!

Sky CHIEFS ARE GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL...

MadMax
10-05-2004, 03:52 AM
htismaqe KC - 354 yards Baltimore - 126 yards Un-friggin-believable...

Bob_Dole LJ would have scored right there.

Inspector Hard to beleive we're only up by 3 considering the way we are dominating!

Bob_Dole If Dick the moron had decided to showcase Larry Johnson tonight, we'd be up by at least 49 right now. Pathetic.

the Talking Can TD you muther****ers ahhhh hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 Chiefs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Inspector Superbowl baby!!

htismaqe Will Shields just flat-out "double-teamed" Ray-Ray on that TD run...

Psicosis Don't drink alcohol in excess when taking Cialis... or you'll be banging every toothless ho you stumble upon for 36 hours.

FloridaChief I'd sell one testicle for a turnover right now...

frazod WTF? They're cutting through us like a lightsaber now.

KCN no no no no nonono

Psicosis HORSE ****ING SHIT!!!!!!!!

FloridaChief Shit cock **** mother****ering son of a whore McLeon!

htismaqe What a ****ing cheese-dick call!

Psicosis I ****ING KNEW IT WAS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Inspector OK, the refs are on the take, it's obvious!!

the Talking Can we just got screwed worse than any team has ever been screwed....that is ****ing outrageous

siberian khatru Just bend us over and shove it in dry.

Psicosis Way Way just inhaled Priest's vapors.

Bob_Dole GODDAMNIT! JOHNSON WOULD HAVE BROKE THAT.

the Talking Can our whole season rests on the defense right now

Bob_Dole And thus begins the end...

frazod YES! THE D COMES THROUGH!

Sky I think I'm going to cry!

AZChiefFan shit it's on the O now

siberian khatru They're gonna rip our hearts out.

Inspector I must go puke now. This is making me crazy

frazod Oh for God's sake..... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

tk13 CRAP!

AZChiefFan dang this game is giving me an ulcer

ChiefsFan5840 if somebody would have fallen on that ball i would have bought them a blowjob

Duck Dog my head hurts.

Coach BLITZ! SACK!

frazod YES! EAT IT F#CKER!

FloridaChief Boller sacked by his own man--Sweet!

Inspector I'm too nervous to tyep ro djjrt snjnbbn

Psicosis YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FloridaChief Thank you, God...

Bob_Dole We won a game! We won a game!

Sky CHIEFS ARE GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL...



What's yer point Duck???? Whoever said we were Superbowl bound is a moron...

Ugly Duck
10-05-2004, 03:58 AM
What's yer point Duck???? Whoever said we were Superbowl bound is a moron...No point.... just that your Gamethreads totally crack me up!

Ari Chi3fs
10-05-2004, 04:00 AM
too bad your teams fans are a bunch of illiterate convicts, or they might entertain you as well.

How any intelligent person can be a Raiders fan is beyond me.

Ultra Peanut
10-05-2004, 04:03 AM
Ace thread, dude.

Ari Chi3fs
10-05-2004, 04:11 AM
it is pretty hilarious... but I wanted to sound stern. :cuss:

Redcoats58
10-05-2004, 04:52 AM
Cliff notes rock as usual UD. :thumb:

DaWolf
10-05-2004, 06:17 AM
ChiefsFan5840 if somebody would have fallen on that ball i would have bought them a blowjob

Duck Dog my head hurts.

Coach BLITZ! SACK!

frazod YES! EAT IT F#CKER!


ROFL

Quality like always Duck... :toast:

cdcox
10-05-2004, 07:36 AM
Too funny.

Bob Dole
10-05-2004, 07:51 AM
No point.... just that your Gamethreads totally crack me up!

Bob Dole didn't realize anyone actually <i>read</i> the game thread.

Ugly Duck
10-05-2004, 10:18 AM
Bob Dole didn't realize anyone actually <i>read</i> the game thread.I've read almost every one for years. Started doing Cliff Notes just to let you guyz in on how absolutely hilarious your gametime banter is! I totally love it..... maybe do a paperback of famous ChiefsPlanet quotations?

the Talking Can
10-05-2004, 10:24 AM
ChiefsFan5840 if somebody would have fallen on that ball i would have bought them a blowjob

holy crap.... ROFL


I'm glad you left out my comment about sodomizing Taco John's mother....

Ugly Duck
10-05-2004, 10:33 AM
holy crap.... ROFL

I'm glad you left out my comment about sodomizing Taco John's mother....It was there, but didn't pass censorship for the final cut. It'll be in the Adult Version....

Lightning Rod
10-05-2004, 11:00 AM
Bob_Dole Jesus Christ in a chicken basket.


Is that some sort of Texan Church with a drive through window?

Bob Dole
10-05-2004, 11:43 AM
Bob_Dole Jesus Christ in a chicken basket.


Is that some sort of Texan Church with a drive through window?

It's from the "real" NASA moon landing video.

Jesus Christ in a chicken basket, Bob Dole can't stop saying it.

Lightning Rod
10-05-2004, 11:46 AM
It's from the "real" NASA moon landing video.

Jesus Christ in a chicken basket, Bob Dole can't stop saying it.


It has a nice ring to it.

Ugly Duck
10-05-2004, 12:43 PM
hey! we stopped them!! monkeys are flying out of my ass!Thats gotta hurt!

Saulbadguy
10-05-2004, 12:45 PM
Psicosis definately has the best "game thread" posts.

Raiderhader
10-05-2004, 12:52 PM
No point.... just that your Gamethreads totally crack me up!


They are hilarious, aren't they. Can you imagine being in the same room with all of these people watching a game? Reading it is great, hearing and seeing it has to be out of this world.

Calcountry
10-05-2004, 01:04 PM
No point.... just that your Gamethreads totally crack me up!
BTW, my 20 dollar bet is definitely still in play with the UPS driver. hehehehheh.

KcMizzou
10-05-2004, 01:07 PM
BTW, my 20 dollar bet is definitely still in play with the UPS driver. hehehehheh. My boss bet me a lunch that the Chiefs wouldn't win 4 games. (after we had lost our first 3)

Heh... sucker. Over-react much?

Mosbonian
10-05-2004, 01:17 PM
Whew!!!!

This is one list I am glad I didn't make!!!

This is the one time being Inconspicuous has it's advantages....

mmaddog
*******

Ugly Duck
10-05-2004, 01:31 PM
They are hilarious, aren't they. Can you imagine being in the same room with all of these people watching a game?That could become a cult-classic video if you filmed it! The ChiefsPlanet professional fanatics all in the same room - a live Gamethread! All the flavor would be edited out if you tamed it down for ESPN, but the Raw & Uncut version might sell a few DVD's....

Mark M
10-05-2004, 01:42 PM
This is some classic stuff ...

I need to participate in one of these some day.

MM
~~ROFL :thumb:

ENDelt260
10-05-2004, 11:09 PM
They are hilarious, aren't they. Can you imagine being in the same room with all of these people watching a game?

My thoughts exactly.

ENDelt260
10-05-2004, 11:10 PM
Psicosis Don't drink alcohol in excess when taking Cialis... or you'll be banging every toothless ho you stumble upon for 36 hours.


I think this was my favorite.

ROFL

Coach
10-06-2004, 04:04 PM
Just went to this site to read their game threads, kinda interesting.

http://mb2.theinsiders.com/fravensinsiderfrm1.showMessageRange?topicID=21601.topic&start=1&stop=20

Ultra Peanut
10-06-2004, 04:08 PM
HOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!

Bearcat
10-06-2004, 04:29 PM
I've read almost every one for years. Started doing Cliff Notes just to let you guyz in on how absolutely hilarious your gametime banter is! I totally love it..... maybe do a paperback of famous ChiefsPlanet quotations?


Good stuff :thumb:

Haven't been on here during gamedays (surprised the server hasn't exploded), so these are great.



Can you imagine being in the same room with all of these people watching a game?

My neighbors (who haven't been my neighbors for very long, so they don't know about the gameday noise yet) knocked and asked me if everything was okay after the PI crap/Warfield INT/Warfield holding. It wasn't safe to be in the room with anyone else.

Raiderhader
10-06-2004, 04:37 PM
Good stuff :thumb:

Haven't been on here during gamedays (surprised the server hasn't exploded), so these are great.



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My neighbors (who haven't been my neighbors for very long, so they don't know about the gameday noise yet) knocked and asked me if everything was okay after the PI crap/Warfield INT/Warfield holding. It wasn't safe to be in the room with anyone else.


I've no doubt that insurance would require everyone to wear pads or riot gear due to objects flung during the game.


On the other hand, aside from verbal abuse, how far do most people take it when in a public place such as a bar or stadium? My guess is with other people around, safety would not be a huge issue.

redhed
10-06-2004, 04:49 PM
Thank you, thank you Duck. It's a guaranteed laugh riot!

some favs:

Bob_Dole Penalty against KC before the game starts.
(having met the guy, its even funnier)

AZChiefFan Crap on a craker
Inspector I'm too nervous to tyep ro djjrt snjnbbn

On the other hand, aside from verbal abuse, how far do most people take it when in a public place such as a bar or stadium? My guess is with other people around, safety would not be a huge issue.

I get fairly loud wherever we watch the game... not proud of it sometimes...

David.
10-06-2004, 04:50 PM
haha FINALLY I avoid a cliff notes. Granted I was gone for half the game. But I'm happy :). Good stuff UD

bogie
10-06-2004, 05:01 PM
I happened to watch the first half while at work and had the planet up while watching the game. It is indeed fast and furious. It truely added a new level of entertainment to my football experience. I would read the thread during comm. breaks and time-outs. It would be a blast to be in the same room with all you people during a game. Thanks for the entertainment! :thumb:

Inspector
10-06-2004, 06:16 PM
What's yer point Duck???? Whoever said we were Superbowl bound is a moron...

Yeah!

That's what I was thinking too!!!

Rain Man
10-06-2004, 06:29 PM
The thread header is quite similar to the conversation I was having watching the game, except I was pretty much all of the voices except for Bob Dole, who was my cat.