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Gaz
10-05-2004, 11:57 AM
3rd & 8. Boller throws one out of the end zone. WOO HOO!!! Gaz is doing the happy dance! Happy, happy, joy, j-

Flag on the play?
Pass interference??
On an UNCATCHABLE BALL???
1st & goal at the ONE????

And then the F-Bomb slips out.

When I say “slips out,” I mean, of course, bellowed at the top of my lungs. Cats scatter for cover. Things are hurled. Couches are severely bludgeoned.

Mrs. Gaz just looks at me.

The F-Bomb just sits there for a moment. Steaming. The elephant in the living room, so to speak.

“Um…sorry…got carried away…” I mumble, averting my eyes.

Mrs. Gaz, sweet soul that she is, ignores the steaming F-Bomb on the coffee table and pats my hand. “He couldn’t have caught that one, dear,” she says. “It was a bad call.”

And I live to tell the tale…

xoxo~
Gaz
Brushed his teeth an extra long time.

DeepSouth
10-05-2004, 11:59 AM
Gaz, you have such a way with words. Even those bad ones...........

ptlyon
10-05-2004, 11:59 AM
Let me be the first to say, "Well ****."

Bob Dole
10-05-2004, 12:01 PM
Bob Dole sees how you are...

****er.

Rain Man
10-05-2004, 12:01 PM
My wife chuckles at how I talk to the TV during games. She obviously doesn't understand the impact of the fans on the game.

Phobia
10-05-2004, 12:02 PM
Heh heh. Nice.

I don't drop those very often around my wife either. She doesn't like it very much. But, all bets are off during a Chiefs game.

TheNextStep
10-05-2004, 12:04 PM
My wife drops the F-Bomb about as often as I do. We both learned how to cuss really well in the military.

We don't do it before 9:00 PM, though, because although WE cuss like sailors (airmen, actually), we don't want our 4 year old to continue this particular family tradition.

Iowanian
10-05-2004, 12:38 PM
You hang out on an outlaw thread, you're bound to pick up some Lumberjack language.

I dropped enough eff Bombs last night to level a small town in Iraq.

Sorry woman........I'm trying.

Ghostof
10-05-2004, 12:53 PM
First play and Lewis runs one for 18 yards....

Neighors came over and knocked on my door asking if everything was alright.


I totally ****ing understand about dropping the ****ing F-bomb at the worst ****ing moment.

KC Dan
10-05-2004, 12:54 PM
Yeah, I know the feeling well. F-bombs were being dropped at a rate not even seen in Normandy at my place. I decided that I have to try to attend each home game because I am on much better behavior there. I lose my F****** mind watching from home.

no control at home - at all.

KCTitus
10-05-2004, 12:55 PM
Im sure Mrs. Gaz understood given that empty 1.75L bottle of Tequila Rose laying next to your feet...

InChiefsHell
10-05-2004, 12:57 PM
Wow Gaz, I'm impressed. My wife is well acclamated to my use of the f-bomb, especially during a Chiefs game. SHe does not use it nearly as much as I do, which of course means we just balance each other out.

Oh well. No big ****in' deal...oooops...sorry...

Hoover
10-05-2004, 12:59 PM
Same ****ing thing happened to me Gaz

Raiderhader
10-05-2004, 01:03 PM
Gaz, I'm shocked, and nearly disapointed in you. :D

F*** was but one of many dirty words bandied about at my place last night. Those c*** sucking Chiefs just bring out the worst in me.

shaneo69
10-05-2004, 01:03 PM
As long as little Gaz Jr. wasn't in the room, everything should be ****in' kosher.

ROYC75
10-05-2004, 01:05 PM
Damn, we rubbing off on Gaz ?

PastorMikH
10-05-2004, 01:05 PM
Well, I sure didn't say anything like that. 'Course I wasn't hanging out in an outlaw thread wither. However, there were a few times that, in a strong voice proclaimed my displeasure and woke kids up.


Also, I had just finished killing a fly when the 4th down pass with 1:40 left on the clock was dropped, the plastic part of the flyswatter actuallty flew off the wire from me slapping it on the floor multiple times while proclaiming my feelings of relief over soon to be victory.

Calcountry
10-05-2004, 01:06 PM
3rd & 8. Boller throws one out of the end zone. WOO HOO!!! Gaz is doing the happy dance! Happy, happy, joy, j-

Flag on the play?
Pass interference??
On an UNCATCHABLE BALL???
1st & goal at the ONE????

And then the F-Bomb slips out.

When I say “slips out,” I mean, of course, bellowed at the top of my lungs. Cats scatter for cover. Things are hurled. Couches are severely bludgeoned.

Mrs. Gaz just looks at me.

The F-Bomb just sits there for a moment. Steaming. The elephant in the living room, so to speak.

“Um…sorry…got carried away…” I mumble, averting my eyes.

Mrs. Gaz, sweet soul that she is, ignores the steaming F-Bomb on the coffee table and pats my hand. “He couldn’t have caught that one, dear,” she says. “It was a bad call.”

And I live to tell the tale…

xoxo~
Gaz
Brushed his teeth an extra long time.

That is why I went over to Big Daddy's pad to watch the game. Sos I didn't have to put up with the wifes BS.

:p Glad to see you have a caring and understanding wife though. :thumb:

Mark M
10-05-2004, 01:07 PM
We don't do it before 9:00 PM, though, because although WE cuss like sailors (airmen, actually), we don't want our 4 year old to continue this particular family tradition.

With the way the Royals played and the Chiefs are playing this year, the f-bomb just may be the first word out of our son's mouth.

MM
~~:cuss:

Raiderhader
10-05-2004, 01:10 PM
With the way the Royals played and the Chiefs are playing this year, the f-bomb just may be the first word out of our son's mouth.

MM
~~:cuss:


ROFL I laugh even though it really isn't that funny if it were to happen.


Well, its not my kid, so I guess I could still find humor in it. :D

ENDelt260
10-05-2004, 01:10 PM
Gaz, I'm shocked, and nearly disapointed in you. :D

F*** was but one of many dirty words bandied about at my place last night. Those c*** sucking Chiefs just bring out the worst in me.
I don't think I let out a single c*cksucker last night.

I hadn't even realized that until right now. I'm quite proud of myself.

ENDelt260
10-05-2004, 01:12 PM
Waaaaaait a minute.... this is Gaz.

You said 'fart', didn't you, Gaz?

Phobia
10-05-2004, 01:13 PM
Is this thread about saying the word in front of his wife or literally ****ing her after that series? I think this is a pertinent question.

Mosbonian
10-05-2004, 01:13 PM
I was relegated to the back of the house with the extreme instructions to not raise my voice about a certain decibel level......violation of this particular rule would result in a penalty up to and including loss of consortion privileges.....

mmaddog
*******

ChiTown
10-05-2004, 01:14 PM
You know, I thought Gaz was going to talk about something completely different given the thread title...........

Re-read it, and tell me if it doesn't sound like he's saying I :hump: Mrs. Gaz last night.

Mark M
10-05-2004, 01:14 PM
ROFL I laugh even though it really isn't that funny if it were to happen.


Well, its not my kid, so I guess I could still find humor in it. :D

It'll be funny until he gets sent home from school because he called his teacher a "stupid mother ****ing cocksucker, just like the referee in the Chiefs game."

MM
~~;)

Mark M
10-05-2004, 01:16 PM
... one who sucks the penis ..."

MM
~~;)

"one who sucks the penis" ... ? :spock:

That is not what I typed.

MM
~~ROFL

Raiderhader
10-05-2004, 01:17 PM
I don't think I let out a single c*cksucker last night.

I hadn't even realized that until right now. I'm quite proud of myself.


You know, now that you mention it, I'm not positive I did either. I know I used it several times in the car on the way home yesterday, but I don't recall if I actually used it during the game.


Surley I did.....

Raiderhader
10-05-2004, 01:18 PM
It'll be funny until he gets sent home from school because he called his teacher a "stupid mother ****ing one who sucks the penis, just like the referee in the Chiefs game."

MM
~~;)



Again, it won't be my kid, so I'll still be laughing. :D

Phobia
10-05-2004, 01:19 PM
I know I used it several times in the car on the way home yesterday, but I don't recall if I actually used it during the game.

I'm sure your boyfriend enjoys the use of your c*cksucker equally in the car and during the game.

Raiderhader
10-05-2004, 01:20 PM
"one who sucks the penis" ... ? :spock:

That is not what I typed.

MM
~~ROFL



Sure it wasn't.


We all know that's how you talk in real life.

Raiderhader
10-05-2004, 01:23 PM
I'm sure your boyfriend enjoys the use of your c*cksucker equally in the car and during the game.



I have no idea to what you are referring.

Ari Chi3fs
10-05-2004, 01:23 PM
Gaz, you were just upset that your outlaw thread didnt take off quite as nicely as the OFFICIAL thread did.

I can understand the F* Bomb in that instance.

Luckily though, www.firegaz.com wont be necessary for awhile.

WilliamTheIrish
10-05-2004, 01:26 PM
Gaz, I let a out a (muffled) F-Bomb on that play. I was working in a hospital when it happened.

Bob Dole
10-05-2004, 01:29 PM
I have no idea to what you are referring.

It's good to see that even in a bewildered state, you maintain proper sentence structure. Which is a hidden blessing for you, because that's sure as **** something up with which Bob Dole will not put.

AZORChiefFan
10-05-2004, 01:48 PM
Being a bachelor I don't have to worry what the little lady thinks. Which is a good thing last night especially after that BS PI call. I was dropping f bombs among many other colorful phrases that I am sure caught the neighbors ears since I had the front door open. I apologised to my roommate cause he was on the phone, I could only imagine what the person on the other end must've been thinking.

ptlyon
10-05-2004, 01:50 PM
Luckily though, www.firegaz.com wont be necessary for awhile.

Funny you sould mention that, I'm working on the www.****gaz.com website right now.

Gaz
10-05-2004, 02:12 PM
Funny you sould mention that, I'm working on the www.****gaz.com website right now.

Let me know if you get any takers.

Send photos please.

xoxo~
Gaz
Window shopping.

cdcox
10-05-2004, 02:14 PM
I can make the wife and daughter cringe and leave the room with words such as "Dag gum" and "stinking". And it is not accomplished through the volume of my tirades either. I'm just plain scarey when I get torqued.

ENDelt260
10-05-2004, 02:17 PM
No fat chicks [send them to ENDelt]...

Hey!

Gaz
10-05-2004, 02:19 PM
Hey!

Had to be done, man.

Had to be done.

xoxo~
Gaz
Doing his small part in the campaign to smear ENDelt.

ENDelt260
10-05-2004, 02:20 PM
Doing his small part in the campaign to smear ENDelt.


Dang. First an f-bomb... now this. Gaz is just diving into the gutter headfirst.

Gaz
10-05-2004, 02:22 PM
Dang. First an f-bomb... now this. Gaz is just diving into the gutter headfirst.

Just following my lead blockers, dude.

xoxo~
Gaz
Uncouth, rowdy and discourteous on occasion.

Andoverer
10-05-2004, 02:31 PM
Yes that play was like making you go from 0 to 60 in 2.3 seconds and then slamming on the brakes with smoke coming out of all four wheel wells. I too must confess to a dirty tirade with a double hand slam to the coffee table for the extra dramatic effect. It wasn't my coffee table either.

NewChief
10-05-2004, 03:15 PM
My house was Carpet F-bombed last night. My poor dog spent the entirety of the night cowering in his kennel, thinking that I was pissed off at him.

Tuckdaddy
10-05-2004, 03:20 PM
I do the same thing on 3rd downs and when going for on forth down. I sit there and sya to myself "Come ON! One time, One time, One time!

jAZ
10-05-2004, 03:25 PM
I am the only one who read this thread title a different way all together?

Mark M
10-05-2004, 03:26 PM
I am the only one who read this thread title a different way all together?

And yet you still opened the thread ...

MM
~~:hmmm:

jAZ
10-05-2004, 03:35 PM
Lookin' for some engineer porn or something ... ?
Not enough Tequilla Rose and Bubble Bath in the world...

(sorry Gaz)

jAZ
10-05-2004, 03:42 PM
Lookin' for some engineer porn or something ... ?
Not enough Tequilla Rose and Bubble Bath in the world...

(sorry Gaz)

stevieray
10-05-2004, 03:46 PM
wow.

I never use swear words when watching the Chiefs play.


...ooooooooooooohm.

the Gazstandard dropped a notch last night..... :hmmm:

Ultra Peanut
10-05-2004, 06:13 PM
I don't think I let out a single c*cksucker last night.

I hadn't even realized that until right now. I'm quite proud of myself.I had you covered:


Psicosis BLOW ME YOU SIAMESE COCKSUCKER

Gaz
10-05-2004, 08:49 PM
I am the only one who read this thread title a different way all together?

If I started a thread every time I got some you all would accuse me of spamming the board.

There is only so much bandwidth, after all...

xoxo~
Gaz
Bald-faced liar.

Count Alex's Losses
10-05-2004, 08:52 PM
Gaz, I'm glad I have a chance to ask you now:

The pencil neck was crushed 4 times last night and again on a QB scramble. Did you enjoy yourself?

Gaz
10-05-2004, 08:54 PM
Gaz, I'm glad I have a chance to ask you now:

The pencil neck was crushed 4 times last night and again on a QB scramble. Did you enjoy yourself?

It was a start…

xoxo~
Gaz
Always hungry when it comes to QB CRUSHING.

Gaz
10-05-2004, 08:56 PM
Well, folks. I am off to bed. 5:00 comes pretty darn early.

Good night.

xoxo~
Gaz
Needs to sign off before Mrs. Gaz catches on.

Ultra Peanut
10-05-2004, 09:09 PM
Gotta wake up early to get your nails done, Nancy?

Baby Lee
10-05-2004, 09:10 PM
And then the F-Bomb slips out.

When I say “slips out,” I mean, of course, bellowed at the top of my lungs. Cats scatter for cover. Things are hurled. Couches are severely bludgeoned.

Mrs. Gaz just looks at me.

The F-Bomb just sits there for a moment. Steaming. The elephant in the living room, so to speak.

“Um…sorry…got carried away…” I mumble, averting my eyes.
Daddy's gonna kill Gazzy!!!

Bowser
10-05-2004, 09:12 PM
I don't think I let out a single c*cksucker last night.

I hadn't even realized that until right now. I'm quite proud of myself.

Heh.....I think you still have visions of a 9 year old girl sitting in the row right in front of you...........

sparkky
10-05-2004, 09:43 PM
F-bombs VERY common at my house.
signed,,,,,,,,,,,
"construction scum" sparkky

ENDelt260
10-05-2004, 10:08 PM
Heh.....I think you still have visions of a 9 year old girl sitting in the row right in front of you...........
I'm pretty sure I DID let a c*cksucker out that day. Rather loud, too.

Ultra Peanut
10-05-2004, 10:12 PM
ROFL

Frazod
10-05-2004, 10:13 PM
If I went day WITHOUT dropping an F-bomb in front of my wife, she'd probably think I'd been abducted by aliens and replaced with a pod person.

Redneck + veteran fleet sailor = some seriously foul f#cking language. :D

ENDelt260
10-05-2004, 10:14 PM
If I went day WITHOUT dropping an F-bomb in front of my wife, she'd probably think I'd been abducting by aliens and replaced with a pod person.

I once dated a girl who was really sensitive about language. She didn't swear, and didn't much care to hear it.

As you might expect... there was much fighting.

Frazod
10-05-2004, 10:15 PM
I once dated a girl who was really sensitive about language. She didn't swear, and didn't much care to hear it.

As you might expect... there was much fighting.

In a brief amount of time, I would imagine. :D

Mr. Christopher
10-05-2004, 10:17 PM
I'm not accustomed to dropping the F bomb...but I do believe I said something along the lines of B-S...

Good to see you again, Gaz...hope all is well with you.

ENDelt260
10-05-2004, 10:19 PM
In a brief amount of time, I would imagine. :D
Heh. Um, yeah.

ENDelt260
10-05-2004, 10:20 PM
I'm not accustomed to dropping the F bomb

I'm not accustomed to finishing a sentence without the f-bomb.

Frazod
10-05-2004, 10:21 PM
Heh. Um, yeah.

ROFL

Mr. Christopher
10-05-2004, 10:25 PM
I'm not accustomed to finishing a sentence without the f-bomb.

Somehow that doesn't surprise me, f-er :thumb:

ENDelt260
10-05-2004, 10:26 PM
ROFL
I remember the day we were giving each other some good-natured shit... or tickling each other.. or both.. I dunno... anyway, in the heat of the moment a "F*ck you" slips out. As the words are coming out of my mouth another part of my brain kicks on and starts screaming... "YOU F*CKTARD! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT A MOUNTAIN OF SHIT YOU JUST STEPPED IN?!?!?!" and proceeded to attempt to snatch the words out of midair before they hit her ears somehow.

Somehow the relationship didn't end that day. Regardless of the fact that at one point she said, "If you leave now... don't ever come back." And my response was to put the ole pickup in reverse and back out of her driveway.

Boy that girl was nutty. Hot. But nutty.

Frazod
10-05-2004, 10:27 PM
I remember the day we were giving each other some good-natured shit... or tickling each other.. or both.. I dunno... anyway, in the heat of the moment a "F*ck you" slips out. As the words are coming out of my mouth another part of my brain kicks on and starts screaming... "YOU F*CKTARD! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT A MOUNTAIN OF SHIT YOU JUST STEPPED IN?!?!?!" and proceeded to attempt to snatch the words out of midair before they hit her ears somehow.

Somehow the relationship didn't end that day. Regardless of the fact that at one point she said, "If you leave now... don't ever come back." And my response was to put the ole pickup in reverse and back out of her driveway.

Boy that girl was nutty. Hot. But nutty.

Reminds me of the relationship I had that ended with the words, "We're not f#cking. Why are you here?"

:evil:

ENDelt260
10-05-2004, 10:29 PM
Reminds me of the relationship I had that ended with the words, "We're not f#cking. Why are you here?"

:evil:
ROFL One of my favorite fraz-isms.

Frazod
10-05-2004, 10:30 PM
ROFL One of my favorite fraz-isms.

Oh yeah. Never heard from her again. :D

Coach
10-05-2004, 10:31 PM
I'm not accustomed to finishing a sentence without the f-bomb.

You and me both. :)

ENDelt260
10-05-2004, 10:31 PM
Oh yeah. Never heard from her again. :D
See, now I find that hard to believe. The ones I'm the biggest dick to never seem to go away.

Frazod
10-05-2004, 10:33 PM
See, now I find that hard to believe. The ones I'm the biggest dick to never seem to go away.

No, that worked to perfection. She just got up and walked out the door.

In hindsight, I'm surprised she didn't knock the shit out of me. God knows I've been cracked upside the head by a woman for less.... :D

ENDelt260
10-05-2004, 10:35 PM
Course... I'm more of a dick for sport, too...

Like when you're drunk... banging a girl... and find yourself thinking... "I wonder what her response would be..... if I called her her sister's name right now?"

Frazod
10-05-2004, 10:37 PM
Course... I'm more of a dick for sport, too...

Like when you're drunk... banging a girl... and find yourself thinking... "I wonder what her response would be..... if I called her her sister's name right now?"

Dude, I've seen you in action. I'm still amazed that Pink didn't rip your sack off and toss it over the side of Joe's deck. :D

ENDelt260
10-05-2004, 10:41 PM
Dude, I've seen you in action. I'm still amazed that Pink didn't rip your sack off and toss it over the side of Joe's deck. :D
ROFL I have no idea what you're talking about.

Frazod
10-05-2004, 10:45 PM
ROFL I have no idea what you're talking about.

Yeah, right..... :spock:

ROFL

ENDelt260
10-05-2004, 10:45 PM
I swear like every twenty minutes she was drumming up support to throw me in the pond.

Frazod
10-05-2004, 10:49 PM
I swear like every twenty minutes she was drumming up support to throw me in the pond.

You kind of remind me of my brother-in-law, in that the part of your brain that should stop you saying about 50% of the shit you say just doesn't function.

But it is entertaining. In a OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE HE SAID THAT :eek: kind of way.

ROFL

ENDelt260
10-05-2004, 10:51 PM
Malfunctioning is still functioning, right?

I mean... my brain recognizes it's wrong... but, instead of responding with, "No, don't say that," the response is to snicker and think, "Oh boy, this is gonna be good!"

Frazod
10-05-2004, 10:52 PM
Malfunctioning is still functioning, right?

I mean... my brain recognizes it's wrong... but, instead of responding with, "No, don't say that," the response is to snicker and think, "Oh boy, this is gonna be good!"

Okay, there's a difference, then. :D

ENDelt260
10-05-2004, 10:58 PM
I honestly don't even remember almost anything I said to her. I remember when she first showed up I claimed to be Phoney Gonzalez and demanded my nametag. And, I think at some point I made a comment along the lines of me not believing she didn't like me just because I was an obnoxious jerk because, after all, she married Phil. But, other than that, it's all a blur. I mostly just remember laughing a lot and her having a pissed off look on her face.

Frazod
10-05-2004, 11:01 PM
I honestly don't even remember almost anything I said to her. I remember when she first showed up I claimed to be Phoney Gonzalez and demanded my nametag. And, I think at some point I made a comment along the lines of me not believing she didn't like me just because I was an obnoxious jerk because, after all, she married Phil. But, other than that, it's all a blur. I mostly just remember laughing a lot and her having a pissed off look on her face.

To me, Pink radiated I'D JUST AS SOON RIP YOUR EYEBALLS OUT AS LOOK AT YOU. Don't get me wrong - she was nice and really cool, but I wouldn't f#ck with her.

You're a brave man, my friend.

ENDelt260
10-05-2004, 11:03 PM
Brave.... stupid.... whatever.

ENDelt260
10-05-2004, 11:04 PM
Y'know... she probably radiated that because she was pissed at me.

I bet she looks really sweet and pleasant when someone's not being a complete ass to her constantly.

Frazod
10-05-2004, 11:04 PM
Brave.... stupid.... whatever.

Those are often easily interchanged concepts... :D

Frazod
10-05-2004, 11:05 PM
Y'know... she probably radiated that because she was pissed at me.

I bet she looks really sweet and pleasant when someone's not being a complete ass to her constantly.

How often can that happen? As you said so many times that day, SHE'S MARRIED TO PHIL!

ROFL

ENDelt260
10-05-2004, 11:12 PM
How often can that happen? As you said so many times that day, SHE'S MARRIED TO PHIL!

ROFL
ROFL

Salient point.

morphius
10-05-2004, 11:13 PM
How often can that happen? As you said so many times that day, SHE'S MARRIED TO PHIL!

ROFL
I just enjoyed how she took out her anger on Phil, "HEY! YOU THROW LIKE A GIRL!!!"

TEX
10-06-2004, 12:58 AM
3rd & 8. Boller throws one out of the end zone. WOO HOO!!! Gaz is doing the happy dance! Happy, happy, joy, j-

Flag on the play?
Pass interference??
On an UNCATCHABLE BALL???
1st & goal at the ONE????

And then the F-Bomb slips out.

When I say “slips out,” I mean, of course, bellowed at the top of my lungs. Cats scatter for cover. Things are hurled. Couches are severely bludgeoned.

Mrs. Gaz just looks at me.

The F-Bomb just sits there for a moment. Steaming. The elephant in the living room, so to speak.

“Um…sorry…got carried away…” I mumble, averting my eyes.

Mrs. Gaz, sweet soul that she is, ignores the steaming F-Bomb on the coffee table and pats my hand. “He couldn’t have caught that one, dear,” she says. “It was a bad call.”

And I live to tell the tale…

xoxo~
Gaz
Brushed his teeth an extra long time.


ROFL

I'm not convinced there was any illegal contact either. It looked like it was defended perfectly regardless...

Otter
10-06-2004, 01:04 AM
I definately want to drink with Endo someday. Any man that can make Fraz blush is a must meet in my book.

ENDelt260
10-06-2004, 01:05 AM
I definately want to drink with Endo someday. Any man that can make Fraz blush is a must meet in my book.
I was having an "on" day at Joe's party.

Starting drinking at 9am will do that to me.

ENDelt260
10-06-2004, 01:06 AM
Hey, otter, maybe someday by virtue of freak business trip coincidences me, you, and Taco can all get together for a beer.

ROFL

TheNextStep
10-06-2004, 01:07 AM
ROFL

Salient point.
Whoa. Wait just one f***ing minute here.

I cannot tolerate the resident drunken prickface using words like "salient" in a thread started about dropping the F-Bomb.

F*** you, nancy boy, and your vocabulary, too! You and Mike Tyson, the both of you. F*** you and your big words!

ENDelt260
10-06-2004, 01:08 AM
Whoa... that's ludicrouth, man.

ENDelt260
10-06-2004, 01:09 AM
BTW... I like "Resident Drunken Prickface"

I think I'm gonna change my title

TheNextStep
10-06-2004, 01:12 AM
BTW... I like "Resident Drunken Prickface"

I think I'm gonna change my title
Hey, I'm here to help, man.

ENDelt260
10-06-2004, 01:14 AM
Hey, I'm here to help, man.
Apparently.

Glad no one's awake to see me making nice with the Raider fan.

TheNextStep
10-06-2004, 01:16 AM
F*** 'Em. I'm probably the only Raider fan who has no problems saying that he was pissed off that he didn't get to attend last weekend. It just happened to coincide with my son's 4th birthday and, even though I like you dumbasses, I felt a bigger obligation to the fruit of my loins. There was also some survival instinct involved. Call me crazy...

ENDelt260
10-06-2004, 01:19 AM
F*** 'Em. I'm probably the only Raider fan who has no problems saying that he was pissed off that he didn't get to attend last weekend.

Bah. I know RedNeckRaider's met some of us dumbasses (tho, not me). Say... whatever happened to that guy?

TheNextStep
10-06-2004, 01:20 AM
RNR seems like good people. Haven't seen him around in a while.

ENDelt260
10-06-2004, 01:22 AM
I hope he's not gone forever.

You'd think with our start he'd have shown up once or twice to throw a little ribbin' our way.

TheNextStep
10-06-2004, 01:24 AM
I hope he's not gone forever.

You'd think with our start he'd have shown up once or twice to throw a little ribbin' our way.
Psst... that's for HER pleasure, Delt... not yours.

Just a tip for future reference.

ENDelt260
10-06-2004, 01:24 AM
Hm... looks like his last post was labor day weekend... but, his title right now is "On tour in Wellsville" Not sure what that means exactly... but, maybe he's on the road for something or other and that's why he hasn't been posting.

ENDelt260
10-06-2004, 01:26 AM
Psst... that's for HER pleasure, Delt... not yours.

Just a tip for future reference.
I dunno... I really kinda like it when it starts to quiver and spasm down there.

Sure... maybe it's not for my pleasure directly... but, I still come out okay.

Ultra Peanut
10-06-2004, 01:40 AM
Apparently.

Glad no one's awake to see me making nice with the Raider fan.
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Ultra Peanut
10-06-2004, 01:40 AM
Whoa. Wait just one f***ing minute here.

I cannot tolerate the resident drunken prickface using words like "salient" in a thread started about dropping the F-Bomb.

F*** you, nancy boy, and your vocabulary, too! You and Mike Tyson, the both of you. F*** you and your big words!I'm gonna send you into bolivion!