View Full Version : Things you do/say to your kids.

10-05-2004, 08:53 PM
Got 2 kids here. Son, 21 still at home. Daughter, 25 soon to be divoraced with 2 kids.
Told the daughter when she told me she was getting married "I hope you know you've screwed up a perfectly good family tradition by getting married BEFORE you're pregnant!!!"

Being a "sparkky"/electrician, I had the boy hold the plug wire on the lawnmower when he was 10 or 12 while I pulled it. He still remembers THAT!!!
Keep telling the boy,,,,,,,,"I should have named you herpes cause I just can't seem to get rid of you"
When he pisses and moans about my "house rules",,,,,,,,I grab my crotch and say "remember where you USED to live!!"
Told him OFTEN when he was young,,,,,,"when you graduate your present will be a Greyhound ticket and a set of American Tourister".

LOL,,,,,,,,,probably lucky they're both pretty normal!!! I could have done much, MUCH worse. Both good kids.