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Hel'n
10-14-2004, 10:52 PM
While I take my pills to feel no pain,

I use my vibrator to make me gain,

A nuance of manliness as I tell America,

That Kerry ain't no real man cuz he talks too nice.

"Stem cells is life" I tell ya as I jack myself off.

"Women cry harassment" when all I do is talk...

This country ain't what it used to be...

We need religion and God and sex for free,

for every God-fearing man who knows he's a man,

A vibrator helps to secure our plan,

We have catastrophic success and hard work on our side,

It really doesn't matter how many have died.

We jack off and have our fun,

While saving America and treating our women like scum...

That's the way we neocons believe...

God, apple pie, and blow jobs for free...

Iowanian
10-14-2004, 10:58 PM
very, very classy heln

Mosbonian
10-14-2004, 11:04 PM
While I take my pills to feel no pain,

I use my vibrator to make me gain,

A nuance of manliness as I tell America,

That Kerry ain't no real man cuz he talks too nice.

"Stem cells is life" I tell ya as I jack myself off.

"Women cry harassment" when all I do is talk...

This country ain't what it used to be...

We need religion and God and sex for free,

for every God-fearing man who knows he's a man,

A vibrator helps to secure our plan,

We have catastrophic success and hard work on our side,

It really doesn't matter how many have died.

We jack off and have our fun,

While saving America and treating our women like scum...

That's the way we neocons believe...

God, apple pie, and blow jobs for free...

Is there some reason you have started this campaign of hatred for anything Conservative? Seems many of your comments lately are laden with contempt for anything that doesn't match with your beliefs...

mmaddog
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Joe Seahawk
10-14-2004, 11:10 PM
Issues..

RINGLEADER
10-14-2004, 11:15 PM
The liberals are going to explode if Bush wins.

BIG_DADDY
10-14-2004, 11:20 PM
heln,

How often do you contemplate suicide?

Ugly Duck
10-14-2004, 11:23 PM
The liberals are going to explode if Bush wins.Huh? We fully expect Bush to win... it was a done deal the moment 9/11 came down. But that don't mean we won't make fun of the sexually-perverted drug addict Icons of the Right like Limbaugh, Swaggert, O'Reilly, Baker, etc. Keep 'em coming, this is great stuff!

Mosbonian
10-14-2004, 11:27 PM
Huh? We fully expect Bush to win... it was a done deal the moment 9/11 came down. But that don't mean we won't make fun of the sexually-perverted drug addict Icons of the Right like Limbaugh, Swaggert, O'Reilly, Baker, etc. Keep 'em coming, this is great stuff!


UD...it's Bakker, not Baker!!!

mmaddog
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RINGLEADER
10-14-2004, 11:37 PM
Huh? We fully expect Bush to win... it was a done deal the moment 9/11 came down. But that don't mean we won't make fun of the sexually-perverted drug addict Icons of the Right like Limbaugh, Swaggert, O'Reilly, Baker, etc. Keep 'em coming, this is great stuff!


ROFL

Swaggert? Baker? Didn't they get caught shagging women back in the 80s?

Rush did get addicted to prescription meds, but I think he got help for it. Knowing someone who had a similar problem (getting addicted after taking Oxycontin for a back injury) I can tell you that getting off the stuff is not pretty.

O'Reilly? Who cares what happens to O'Reilly? He's an idiot masquerading as an ego. Or is that the other way around?

Michael Michigan
10-14-2004, 11:39 PM
Up the dosage.

Ugly Duck
10-14-2004, 11:45 PM
Rush did get addicted to prescription medsBoy I guess! Thats a very "nice" way of presenting the entire Rush Limbaugh scandal. One after another, these Republican icons present themselves as Wholesome Family Value GOPers, and then get popped for sexual perversion, hillbilly heroin, stealing church funds, etc, etc, etc. Wutta sick bunch!

Michael Michigan
10-14-2004, 11:46 PM
Wutta sick bunch!

It's not like they are r aiders fans.

Kraut
10-15-2004, 04:08 AM
Way to stereotype all male Cons....I thought Cons were the only ones to stereotype people :shake:
by the way that peom is a real piece of sh%$ oops I mean a real piece of art.

Cochise
10-15-2004, 06:41 AM
Heln is a little confused about which is the 'free love' with no consequences party.

Jenson17
10-15-2004, 06:44 AM
Is there some reason you have started this campaign of hatred for anything Conservative? Seems many of your comments lately are laden with contempt for anything that doesn't match with your beliefs...

mmaddog
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After a period of rational thought, it does appear she has once again lapsed into some latent neurosis or psychosis....maybe both.

Brock
10-15-2004, 07:14 AM
Blow jobs? I thought that was Bill Clinton's gig. Oops, he ain't republican.

KCTitus
10-15-2004, 07:17 AM
Yeah, there are several lines that could apply to Clinton...only they were uttered in reverence.

Cochise
10-15-2004, 07:19 AM
After a period of rational thought, it does appear she has once again lapsed into some latent neurosis or psychosis....maybe both.

I have been noticing that lately.

I especially love the abiguous 'neocons' reference as a bonus, with no attention paid to the meaning of the word or anything. Bah! Who needs it!

DonksRCrap
10-15-2004, 07:20 AM
Were you just really stoned when you wrote this trash; or were you hulllucinating and strung out on LSD?

DonksRCrap
10-15-2004, 07:22 AM
I have been noticing that lately.

I especially love the abiguous 'neocons' reference as a bonus, with no attention paid to the meaning of the word or anything. Bah! Who needs it!

It seems if Bush is ahead, she resigns herself to the fact and comes back to reality; if it appears Kerry has a chance she becomes delusional.

For the sake of her mental health, let's hope sKerry loses. She seems to be a good gal--just politically deluded.

jcl-kcfan2
10-15-2004, 07:29 AM
Funny if you think about one thing;

California is a Democrat state...
California has the largest percentage of Raider fans than any other state...

Think about it.

DonksRCrap
10-15-2004, 07:30 AM
Funny if you think about one thing;

California is a Democrat state...
California has the largest percentage of Raider fans than any other state...

Think about it.

Democrats are Raider fans? Yeah? Tell us something we didn't know.

Radar Chief
10-15-2004, 07:31 AM
Please tell me this is a cut-n-paste job and that you didnít actually sit down and think this one up on your own. :shake:

DonksRCrap
10-15-2004, 07:35 AM
Please tell me this is a cut-n-paste job and that you didnít actually sit down and think this one up on your own. :shake:

Go to her website; there's similar "stuff" there.

Radar Chief
10-15-2004, 07:43 AM
Go to her website; there's similar "stuff" there.

That being the case, I think Iíll just pass on that one.

alpha_omega
10-15-2004, 07:53 AM
WTF?

Lightning Rod
10-15-2004, 08:19 AM
Funny if you think about one thing;

California is a Democrat state...
California has the largest percentage of Raider fans than any other state...

Think about it.

Ya know it is one thing to call people communists and fascists, and bigots and drug addicts and Liars and cowards and traitors, But the pulling out the Raiders card is pretty low. ROFL

Iowanian
10-15-2004, 08:29 AM
I'm seriously pondering Penning a poem of my own......................and now, with this example of acceptable material....I think it would be a really hoot.

Baby Lee
10-15-2004, 08:31 AM
I'm seriously pondering Penning a poem of my own......................and now, with this example of acceptable material....I think it would be a really hoot.
the term 'bated breath' LEAPS to mind. Wow us cowboy.

Brock
10-15-2004, 08:32 AM
I'm seriously pondering Penning a poem of my own......................and now, with this example of acceptable material....I think it would be a really hoot.

Please do.

Radar Chief
10-15-2004, 08:34 AM
the term 'bated breath' LEAPS to mind. Wow us cowboy.

Really? The first thing that leaped to my mind was, ďThere once was a chick from NantucketĒ.

Soupnazi
10-15-2004, 08:37 AM
In the spirit of hel'n (and borrowed from "Private Parts")

Kill 'da white man by Mama Lakabubuday

Kill 'da white man

Kill 'da white man, or kill him not he is dead

Kill 'da white man....Thank you

Iowanian
10-15-2004, 08:42 AM
I don't know..............

KCTitus
10-15-2004, 08:43 AM
A poem from the Keyboard of Doom (tm)? It would make my Friday.

Baby Lee
10-15-2004, 08:45 AM
I don't know..............
A demure iowanian? WTF??? What's next a calm and subdued Frazod? An erudite jettio? A sober endelt?

KCTitus
10-15-2004, 08:50 AM
A demure iowanian? WTF??? What's next a calm and subdued Frazod? An erudite jettio? A sober endelt?

There have been multiple warnings of the End Times on the other BB...this makes 3....I dont want to get to seven.

[cue eerie music]

Iowanian
10-15-2004, 08:52 AM
Angry, Bitter, Former man
Wax lip, 'giner Full of sand
Cut off nose to spite thy face
Cut of WHAT? Presidential race.

Another Liberal Filled with hate
November 2nd, seals their fate
Already working on the spin
Desperation, Dubya Wins.

Down to gutter, Dig Up trash
Must have gravel, in your ass.

O'reilly Innocent
No Make calls
If you don't like it
suk mah baows.

Cochise
10-15-2004, 08:53 AM
Angry, Bitter, Former man
Wax lip, 'giner Full of sand
Cut off nose to spite thy face
Cut of WHAT? Presidential race.

Another Liberal Filled with hate
November 2nd, seals their fate
Already working on the spin
Desperation, Dubya Wins.

Down to gutter, Dig Up trash
Same ole' Liberal Tactics rehashed

O'reilly Innocent
No Make calls
If you don't like it
suk mah baows.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Brock
10-15-2004, 08:55 AM
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Baby Lee
10-15-2004, 08:58 AM
Angry, Bitter, Former man
Wax lip, 'giner Full of sand
Cut off nose to spite thy face
Cut of WHAT? Presidential race.

Another Liberal Filled with hate
November 2nd, seals their fate
Already working on the spin
Desperation, Dubya Wins.

Down to gutter, Dig Up trash
Must have gravel, in your ass.

O'reilly Innocent
No Make calls
If you don't like it
suk mah baows.
It's even funnier if you read it with an 'inside the actors studio' voice.

Brock
10-15-2004, 09:02 AM
Ode to Penis

Born as a woman
Raised as a man
do I squat or do I stand
when I go to the can

DonksRCrap
10-15-2004, 09:07 AM
Angry, Bitter, Former man
Wax lip, 'giner Full of sand
Cut off nose to spite thy face
Cut of WHAT? Presidential race.

Another Liberal Filled with hate
November 2nd, seals their fate
Already working on the spin
Desperation, Dubya Wins.

Down to gutter, Dig Up trash
Must have gravel, in your ass.

O'reilly Innocent
No Make calls
If you don't like it
suk mah baows.

ROFL

:clap:

KCWolfman
10-15-2004, 09:07 AM
Thank goodness we have people like Hel'n to tell individuals like myself when we have reached a "thoughtless" or "bigoted" moment.

homey
10-15-2004, 09:22 AM
I love the denial from neoconís.

Baby Lee
10-15-2004, 09:25 AM
I love the denial from neoconís.
You're right. Thank you homey, for opening my eyes to the fact that all neocons insecure masturbating woman haters. It's all so obvious now.

Iowanian
10-15-2004, 09:25 AM
Just so I have it straight.........

OJ Simpson has bloody gloves, cuts on his hand, blood in his jeep, motive, history of abuse and violence...................and he's innocent.

O'reiley has a spotless record, longstanding history of being a good citizen, and is automatically guilty, because a woman wants $60 mil in hush money?

Alright.



Bobby Brown...................He's a democrat too.
George Michael..........Pee Wee Herman...........Democrats.