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chiefsfan58
10-15-2004, 12:48 PM
I'm such a nerd... this is from a math prof.

So a bunch of functions are hanging out in polynomial land.. like x, and x^2, and 3, and stuff... Then the differential police comes along and the functions are like 'noooo, we lose power!' x^2 can get 3 tickets, 2x can get 2, etc... and the constants are really scared, 'cause one ticket and they're gone. So the differential police comes along, and e^x is chillin. It comes up to the differential and is like 'yo, waz up'? So the police is like 'I'm d/dy.'

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David.
10-15-2004, 12:52 PM
i uhhh, don't get it...

David.
10-15-2004, 12:52 PM
but I suck at math, so It may be hilarious.

MOhillbilly
10-15-2004, 12:54 PM
but I suck at life, so It may be hilarious.



:clap:

ENDelt260
10-15-2004, 12:54 PM
but I suck at math, so It may be hilarious.
Don't worry. It's not.

David.
10-15-2004, 12:54 PM
:clap:


you bastard :cuss: :mad:

Nightfyre
10-15-2004, 12:56 PM
the joke is dumb, ignore...

Hydrae
10-15-2004, 12:58 PM
From my Algebra2 teacher...

Did you hear about the acorn that woke up one morning and said "Gee, Ah'm a tree?"

chiefsfan58
10-15-2004, 12:59 PM
The fact that I heard this from my math prof made it really funny. Maybe it was the envirnoment. Everybody was like... WTF is this guy doing. :banghead:

CosmicPal
10-15-2004, 01:00 PM
A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The
teacher asked, "Harry, what is your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the
third grade and I'm smarter than she is!

I think I should be in the third grade too!" The teacher had enough.
She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was.

The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he
failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first
grade and behave. The teacher agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed
to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9"

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36"

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grader
should know.

The principal looks at the! teacher and tells her, "I think Harry can
go to the third grade."

The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The
principal and Harry both agree.

Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

Harry: "Legs"

Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

(The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question?)

Harry: "Pockets"

Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants"

Teacher: "What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"

(The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
answer...)

Harry: "Coconut"

Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

Harry: "Bubblegum"

Teacher: "What do men do standing up, woman do sitting down and dogs do
on three legs?"

(The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
answer...)

Harry: "Shake hands"

Teacher: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?"

Harry: "Yup"

Teacher: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do."

Harry: "Tent"

Teacher: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first."

(Principal was looking restless and bit tense)

Harry: "Wedding Ring"

Teacher: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you
blow me, I feel good."

Harry: "Nose"

Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a
quiver."

Harry: "Arrow"

Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a
lot of excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,

"Put his ass in the fifth grade, I got the last ten questions wrong
myself."

Ebolapox
10-15-2004, 01:03 PM
my chinese chem prof. has this hillarious habit of putting people to sleep, then waking them up by making those who are still awake laugh at his funny chinese antics

-EB-

David.
10-15-2004, 01:03 PM
The fact that I heard this from my math prof made it really funny. Maybe it was the envirnoment. Everybody was like... WTF is this guy doing. :banghead:

I almost got in a fight with a girl at my math class today ROFL. She's constantly mouthing the prof. and just mouthing constantly. Today she was saying that something wouldn't be on our test, so I was like "Have you seen the tests?" and she mutters "well...no" and I went "then STFU" and she started mouthing and eventually I called her a cow.....

Nightfyre
10-15-2004, 01:05 PM
I almost got in a fight with a girl at my math class today ROFL. She's constantly mouthing the prof. and just mouthing constantly. Today she was saying that something wouldn't be on our test, so I was like "Have you seen the tests?" and she mutters "well...no" and I went "then STFU" and she started mouthing and eventually I called her a cow.....
I'm so proud of my fellow chief fans...
Great joke btw comsic

KCN
10-15-2004, 01:11 PM
I'm such a nerd... this is from a math prof.

So a bunch of functions are hanging out in polynomial land.. like x, and x^2, and 3, and stuff... Then the differential police comes along and the functions are like 'noooo, we lose power!' x^2 can get 3 tickets, 2x can get 2, etc... and the constants are really scared, 'cause one ticket and they're gone. So the differential police comes along, and e^x is chillin. It comes up to the differential and is like 'yo, waz up'? So the police is like 'I'm d/dy.'

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