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Donger
10-15-2004, 04:11 PM
Just curious.

The Pedestrian
10-15-2004, 04:13 PM
No, you're the only one who even buys it.

Phobia
10-15-2004, 04:14 PM
I use it on my legs.

Ultra Peanut
10-15-2004, 04:14 PM
Before you use your Nad's?

Ultra Peanut
10-15-2004, 04:14 PM
Tee hee. I said "nads."

Douche Baggins
10-15-2004, 04:15 PM
Nope. Pretty much the only cleaning products I use are soap and shampoo.

Brock
10-15-2004, 04:17 PM
Nope. Pretty much the only cleaning products I use are soap and shampoo.

I don't think he meant as a masturbatory aid.

Douche Baggins
10-15-2004, 04:17 PM
I don't think he meant as a masturbatory aid.

Neither did I.

b-squared
10-15-2004, 04:25 PM
We have started putting it in each of our cafeteria kitchens for our staff, and are considering buying it for all our elementary classrooms to try and battle germ sharing with our little tykes.

bdb

Donger
10-15-2004, 04:26 PM
We have started putting it in each of our cafeteria kitchens for our staff, and are considering buying it for all our elementary classrooms to try and battle germ sharing with our little tykes.

bdb

Thank you.

ENDelt260
10-15-2004, 04:34 PM
I just use soap.

Ultra Peanut
10-15-2004, 04:38 PM
Wait... liberally?

Skip told me to tell you this thread should be in DC.

Donger
10-15-2004, 04:43 PM
I just use soap.

Without water?

ENDelt260
10-15-2004, 04:43 PM
Without water?
Heh. Funnily enough, I was just a second ago thinking, "I really should have said, 'and water'"

Donger
10-15-2004, 04:44 PM
Heh. Funnily enough, I was just a second ago thinking, "I really should have said, 'and water'"

Well, yeah. Hence the "Waterless" in the title.

b-squared
10-15-2004, 04:44 PM
Sure! Step 1. Raise leg Step 2. Insert bar of soap!!

bdb

ENDelt260
10-15-2004, 04:45 PM
Sure! Step 1. Raise leg Step 2. Insert bar of soap!!

bdb
What.... the ..... f*ck

Donger
10-15-2004, 04:46 PM
Sure! Step 1. Raise leg Step 2. Insert bar of soap!!

bdb

Great. Like I needed another reason not to go to Branson.

b-squared
10-15-2004, 04:46 PM
Just suggesting how he might be using "just soap".

bdb

b-squared
10-15-2004, 04:47 PM
In Branson we do it while sitting in traffic.

bdb

Donger
10-15-2004, 04:48 PM
In Branson we do it while sitting in traffic.

bdb

You might want to go back and review some of my hygiene threads.

b-squared
10-15-2004, 04:55 PM
That doesn't sound sanitary! What do you do with your "hygiene threads"?

bdb

Ultra Peanut
10-15-2004, 04:58 PM
Sure! Step 1. Raise leg Step 2. Insert bar of soap!!

bdb
What.... the ..... f*ckI don't know what's better: the initial post, or the response.

Ultra Peanut
10-15-2004, 04:59 PM
That doesn't sound sanitary! What do you do with your "hygiene threads"?

bdbI print them out and insert them into my legs... or... uh... "elsewhere."

Ultra Peanut
10-15-2004, 05:00 PM
That doesn't sound sanitary! What do you do with your "hygiene threads"?Putting that soap where you put it doesn't sound very sanitary, either.

b-squared
10-15-2004, 05:01 PM
Ok, I was afraid you were flossing with them.

bdb

Donger
10-15-2004, 05:01 PM
What do you do with your "hygiene threads"?

bdb

Instantly regret them, typically.

b-squared
10-15-2004, 05:02 PM
I thought that was the whole idea "behind" soap! No pun intended.

Damnation, I wish I knew how to add past post quotes.

bdb

Ultra Peanut
10-15-2004, 05:45 PM
I guess Dave Chappelle was right. I must be the only white person to use a wash rag.

ENDelt260
10-15-2004, 05:46 PM
I guess Dave Chappelle was right. I must be the only white person to use a wash rag.
I use a wash rag. Is that supposed to be a black thing? I should tell Mom.

Ultra Peanut
10-15-2004, 05:50 PM
I use a wash rag. Is that supposed to be a black thing? I should tell Mom.I dunno. I always assumed it was a normal thing to do.

Then Chappelle's black character said something to the effect that he learned that white people didn't use rags, and that he didn't want to rub somebody else's ass on his face in "Trading Spouses."

Then Jay Mohr's standup special featured a bit about his whole family rubbing a bar of soap all over themselves that concluded with him saying, "You better hope it's magic."

So that seed of doubt was planted. And now this.

Donger
10-15-2004, 05:51 PM
Is a "wash cloth" the same thing as a "wash rag?"

b-squared
10-15-2004, 05:56 PM
Duh! A wash rag is just a dirty wash cloth.

bdb

Donger
10-15-2004, 05:57 PM
Duh! A wash rag is just a dirty wash cloth.

bdb

So what do you call a bar of soap that been up your ass?

Ultra Peanut
10-15-2004, 05:58 PM
So what do you call a bar of soap that been up your ass?Whatever you call it, I don't want it touching my face.

Raiderhader
10-15-2004, 06:13 PM
This thread sure took an odd twist.

b-squared
10-15-2004, 06:29 PM
Whooaa there partner! Who ever said the soap came back out? You obviously don't live anywhere close to Arkansas!

bdb