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Ultra Peanut
10-23-2004, 06:14 PM
Before HolmeZz or Skip starts one. We're going to lose by 80, if we keep this shit up.

I don't know if I even want to watch tomorrow's game. I think I'll just sleep in and check the Planet to see how bad we lose.

Coach
10-23-2004, 06:15 PM
That bad eh?

Bowser
10-23-2004, 06:17 PM
Memphis doesn't have a middle linebacker either, huh?

Maybe Tracy Simien has some eligibility left. :hmmm:

Ultra Peanut
10-23-2004, 06:18 PM
Randy Fichtner's calling a worse game than Al Saunders on his worst day... even worse than the pussyfied game against UAB last year.

This is the most depressing game I've ever watched, and it's still just halfway through the second quarter. We've had a whopping ONE first down.

Aside from our offense sucking, our defense looking like the Chiefs' D on its worst day (yay, another long completion for Cincinnati!), and our special teams playing like they're in the special olympics, we're doing okay, though.

Skip Towne
10-23-2004, 06:18 PM
You neg repped me today you little twat. Now you get right back in there and replace it or I'm suspending your soccer privileges.

Ultra Peanut
10-23-2004, 06:19 PM
They ****ing lost to ARMY two weeks ago, for ****'s sake. :banghead:

KcMizzou
10-23-2004, 06:19 PM
you little twat.
ROFL

Ultra Peanut
10-23-2004, 06:20 PM
You neg repped me today you little twat. Now you get right back in there and replace it or I'm suspending your soccer privileges.Check your rep.

Bowser
10-23-2004, 06:20 PM
You neg repped me today you little twat. Now you get right back in there and replace it or I'm suspending your soccer privileges.

ROFL

keg in kc
10-23-2004, 06:22 PM
Come on now. Nobody shits themselves like the Chiefs.

Ultra Peanut
10-23-2004, 06:23 PM
Another run up the middle. Another HUUUUUUUUGE gain... wow, positive yardage this time. 2 yards. Way to go, O-Line!!!!!!!!

Skip Towne
10-23-2004, 06:25 PM
Another run up the middle. Another HUUUUUUUUGE gain... wow, positive yardage this time. 2 yards. Way to go, O-Line!!!!!!!!
Is the game on TV so I can laugh along with you?

Ultra Peanut
10-23-2004, 06:26 PM
ESPN GamePlan should have the UPN 30 broadcast.

keg in kc
10-23-2004, 06:27 PM
Is the game on TV so I can laugh along with you?I thought the only things broadcast in your neck of the woods are cattle molesting, pigf*cking and Desperate Houswives.

Ultra Peanut
10-23-2004, 06:27 PM
Silly rabbit. He has DirecTV. ROFL

keg in kc
10-23-2004, 06:29 PM
Silly rabbit. He has DirecTV. ROFL I thought he said he'd set it up so he had 372 iterations of "The Arkansas Channel" coming out of his box instead of that other pesky non-incestuous broadcasting.

Ultra Peanut
10-23-2004, 06:32 PM
I took two Excedrin before the game started, but for some reason, my headache is even worse than before.

I think that throbbing vein in my forehead is related.

Ultra Peanut
10-23-2004, 06:33 PM
I'm going to go back on TiVo and replay the FG drive 6 times to pretend we're back in it.

keg in kc
10-23-2004, 06:33 PM
I think that throbbing vein in my forehead is related.I was going to make a joke about why you were having some guy's throbbing "vein" slapping up against your forehead, but you seem so miserable that I'm going out of character an taking pity.

Ultra Peanut
10-23-2004, 06:34 PM
I wish I had a gun so I could shoot some furniture or myself or something.

keg in kc
10-23-2004, 06:35 PM
I'm going to go back on TiVo and replay the FG drive 6 times to pretend we're back in it.That's kind of like Phobia replaying the nasty part of his Honeymoon video 6 times to pretend he's got a foot-long schlong.

keg in kc
10-23-2004, 06:36 PM
I wish I had a gun so I could shoot some furniture or myself or something.Insert "road signs" in there somewhere and I might think you're channeling Skip.

Coach
10-23-2004, 06:36 PM
Ouch... 35 to 3 at Halftime....

Skip Towne
10-23-2004, 06:39 PM
I thought the only things broadcast in your neck of the woods are cattle molesting, pigf*cking and Desperate Houswives.
Nope, we've also got cousin boinking.

keg in kc
10-23-2004, 06:40 PM
Nope, we've also got cousin boinking.Oh. Sorry. I didn't realize the reality TV craze had hit Arkansas already. Cool.

Skip Towne
10-23-2004, 06:44 PM
Check your rep.
Check yours.

Bowser
10-23-2004, 07:01 PM
Who is checking what?

Skip Towne
10-23-2004, 07:05 PM
No! Check yours!
No, check yours!