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SNR
10-28-2004, 11:51 PM
ROFL

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

Miles
10-28-2004, 11:52 PM
Yeah, i think he wrote that one just for mothers against Maddox.

jAZ
10-29-2004, 12:13 AM
This will NEVER not be funny...

http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=irule2

el borracho
10-29-2004, 12:13 AM
I wonder what he is like in person. Is he making money off this site?

Pants
10-29-2004, 12:27 AM
I don't know whether this has been posted before, but it's pretty funny.

http://www.realultimatepower.net/index3.htm

el borracho
10-29-2004, 12:35 AM
I don't know whether this has been posted before, but it's pretty funny.

http://www.realultimatepower.net/index3.htm

That reminds me of when I was five and my best friend would always ask me stuff like "What if I was Spiderman and I just climbed up the wall right now?"
And I would say something like "yeah, but you're not"

Count Alex's Losses
10-29-2004, 12:38 AM
The real ultimate power guy has a book out.

Some funny Maddox quotes:

"Here are some manly ways to shove off this mortal coil" ROFL

"Even the late Vincent Price strangled himself to death. Either that or lung cancer, but I can't be bothered to look it up. Eat shit." ROFL :LOL:

"spoon out your eyes with the ice cream scooper, and replace them with cadbury easter eggs. Then using any of the methods above, kill yourself. Your family may hate the suicide, but everyone loves cadbury cream eggs! Why disappoint your loved ones with plain old boring eyes, when you can surprise them with chocolate instead?! Try to do it around easter. The kids will have hours of fun trying to find the last two treats." ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

ragedogg69
10-29-2004, 12:39 AM
advice and cut up your arms like some amateur dipshit who doesn't know what she's doing. Your boyfriend dumped you. You can't go on because you're the only person who has ever been dumped and this is the most painful thing that has happened to anyone who has lived 14 consecutive years

ROFL that is great. only maddox.

Rausch
10-29-2004, 12:48 AM
I've never understood suicide.

I mean, I can completely relate to full-on flipping the fug out and wasting every gene-joke who ever took 26 items into the express lane. Or that fug-tard neighbor who only steals you KC Star paper (which you don't NEED because you can read it on the net, you only order because you want the cool sports page layout after a win) on mondays. I get it.

I know how to hide the bodies.

But kill MYSELF? HTF are you supposed to get drunk or laid if you're dead? Who's going to torture your parents?

Count Alex's Losses
10-29-2004, 12:49 AM
I've never understood suicide.

I mean, I can completely relate to full-on flipping the fug out and wasting every gene-joke who ever took 26 items into the express lane. Or that fug-tard neighbor who only steals you KC Star paper (which you don't NEED because you can read it on the net, you only order because you want the cool sports page layout after a win) on mondays. I get it.

I know how to hide the bodies.

But kill MYSELF? HTF are you supposed to get drunk or laid if you're dead? Who's going to torture your parents?

Some people's lives suck so bad they just off themselves.

Rausch
10-29-2004, 12:52 AM
Some people's lives suck so bad they just off themselves.

Darwin had a theory about that...

Count Alex's Losses
10-29-2004, 12:53 AM
Darwin had a theory about that...

I'm betting stupid people that kill themselves don't CHOOSE to do so, though.

Rausch
10-29-2004, 12:56 AM
I'm betting stupid people that kill themselves don't CHOOSE to do so, though.

Nope. The aliens make them...

el borracho
10-29-2004, 12:56 AM
HTF are you supposed to get drunk or laid if you're dead?

Hey! That was in my fortune cookie once! Were you reading over my shoulder?

Rausch
10-29-2004, 12:58 AM
Hey! That was in my fortune cookie once! Were you reading over my shoulder?

You ****ed up by not cashing in on the tinfoil helmet. Your loss... :shake:

Taco John
10-29-2004, 01:44 AM
This will NEVER not be funny...

http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=irule2



That one was classic... But after that, Maddox was a one hit wonder. The rest of his stuff is boring and predictable. I'd rather read a website put together by psicosis... or rainman...