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Otter
10-29-2004, 11:33 PM
Seems like once every three years some asshat has to feel they have to dress up like an evil clown and show up at the same party I'm at.

I flucking hate clowns!!!

Clowns are weird, freaky, unpleasent creatures who should all be round up and put on an island where they can do their clown thing witth an air strike waiting in case they try to escape.

I hate they way their expression never changes no matter what they say or if they yell or cry or laugh or eat. I hate the way society plays them as these happy creatures that Iím supposed to happy to be in company.

F#ck clowns!!!

KcMizzou
10-29-2004, 11:36 PM
Amen brother. If the Anti-christ ever walks the earth, he'll take the guise of a clown. I have no doubt.

Phobia
10-29-2004, 11:40 PM
Some little boys don't like Priests. Some little boys don't like Michael Jackson. Other little boys don't like clowns. Was it because he let you blow up the "balloon" snake?

Count Zarth
10-29-2004, 11:40 PM
I'll never forget my first encounter with an evil clown. It was around Halloween a few years ago at a haunted house/maze.

As I entered the course, I rounded a corner. In the dimly lit, musky corridor a floppy-shoed denizen of satan stalked ever so slowly toward me, his grisly features eerily lit by the moonlight from above.

Panic ensued. Every fiber of my being screamed at me to turn tail and run. As I wheeled away from the terror my knee rammed itself into the corner of a wall.

With a red daze of pain throbbing in my lower extremities I fled through the horrific night....

Otter
10-29-2004, 11:41 PM
When I was about 4 years old my parents threw me a birthday party. One of my uncles dressed up as a clown and came into the door when I was blowing out the candles and I jumped out of my seat into my Dadís lap and screaming bloody murder.

About five years later at the circus a midget clown slowly crept up the stands and tried to hand me candy and I did pretty much the same thing.

I hate them, I'd rather wrestle a gorrila than a clown.

I need help in this matter. I can take on just about anything but clowns freak me out.

Otter
10-29-2004, 11:50 PM
Some little boys don't like Priests. Some little boys don't like Michael Jackson. Other little boys don't like clowns. Was it because he let you blow up the "balloon" snake?

They've never got close enough to me to do anything. I was born with this one.

I'm going to try to move some people over here and keep on drinking.

My date and friends have no idea why I made us all leave, I need to try to salvage this.

WTF?!?!

KcMizzou
10-29-2004, 11:52 PM
Whoa. He's serious. I had no idea.

Otter
10-30-2004, 12:01 AM
Ok, not quiet as bad as that sounded. Ever been in the same room as someone you had a bad expericne with...bad ex-gilfriend, high school bully?

Only way I can explaiin it.

Can we delete this post? :D

KcMizzou
10-30-2004, 12:04 AM
You can delete any post you want to.... nobody's quoted you, yet.

Phobia
10-30-2004, 12:09 AM
You can delete any post you want to.... nobody's quoted you, yet.


Why do you keep deleting posts? It ain't like you're gonna offend somebody on nightcrew. Jeesh. Sack up. ;)

Demonpenz
10-30-2004, 12:10 AM
homie don't play that

KcMizzou
10-30-2004, 12:13 AM
Why do you keep deleting posts? It ain't like you're gonna offend somebody on nightcrew. Jeesh. Sack up. ;) Mainly because I keep saying something stupid... then I read back and realize it's stupid.

RTFT (Read the fuggin' thread).

KcMizzou
10-30-2004, 12:15 AM
Why do you keep deleting posts? It ain't like you're gonna offend somebody on nightcrew. Jeesh. Sack up. ;) For instance... I said, "Nobody's quoted you yet", and then I realized I had quoted him. :shake:

So I deleted it.

Brando
10-30-2004, 12:17 AM
Where did clowns come from?
Some dude on opium sick of jerking off horses decided to dress up?

cheeeefs
10-30-2004, 12:58 AM
Mainly because I keep saying something stupid... then I read back and realize it's stupid.

RTFT (Read the fuggin' thread).

good thing I don't have that kind of energy. If I deleted every stupid post I made, I wouldn't have the small post count I do. I'd rather make you waste your time reading it.... like this one. You know this is like 20 seconds you can never have back. EVER and I claimed it mwahahaha

cheeeefs
10-30-2004, 12:59 AM
just a side note, since KCM repped me when I didn't want him too it did have one positive side effect.

when I hover my mouse over my green bubble thingies it says "Cheeeefs knows how to correctly spell Chiefs"

for some reason at 3AM that was enough to make me chuckle.

KcMizzou
10-30-2004, 12:59 AM
good thing I don't have that kind of energy. If I deleted every stupid post I made, I wouldn't have the small post count I do. I'd rather make you waste your time reading it.... like this one. You know this is like 20 seconds you can never have back. EVER and I claimed it mwahahaha Bastard!

Neg rep.

cheeeefs
10-30-2004, 01:01 AM
Bastard!

Neg rep.


noooo with too much neg rep Cheeeefs will no longer know how to correctly spell Chiefs.

Ari Chi3fs
10-30-2004, 01:02 AM
http://images.evrazia.org/images/evil_clown.jpg


thus signifying the end of Otter's posting on this thread. :)

KcMizzou
10-30-2004, 01:05 AM
noooo with too much neg rep Cheeeefs will no longer know how to correctly spell Chiefs. Eh... I lied. I don't give neg rep unless...

A. Someone's really being a dick

Or..

B. It's somewhat funny

Doesn't matter much anyway... I just like reading the comments people leave.

Brando
10-30-2004, 01:05 AM
I think that I took her home once

KcMizzou
10-30-2004, 01:08 AM
I think that I took her home once I think I married her once.

cheeeefs
10-30-2004, 01:08 AM
yeah I was unaware of that aspect of rep. Maybe I'll actually give one out someday. it's funny finding now comments about rep I got november 9th of last year and had no idea. I guess I do have *some* quality posts, I'm pretty proud of a song I made up on the spot about flag happy refs one day. ahhh the good old days.

Brando
10-30-2004, 01:12 AM
I think I married her once.
Dude...that is scaring me. Thread to follow.

Ari Chi3fs
10-30-2004, 01:21 AM
so, I wonder... do ASSCLOWNS scare you also?


http://www.duk0r.net/funny/assclown.jpg

assclown ~ /ass' klown/

1. A person who, while under the influence, makes a complete fool of himself while attempting humor. An assclown may wear an asshat.

2. A person who, while making a serious attempt as something, fails to realize what a complete fool he has made of himself.

3. An untalented schmuck.

1. That assclown thought he was being funny when he pretended to choke at the party, but everyone thought he was just being foolish.

2. The actor, while in character, made such an assclown of himself during the production that most of the audience started to talk during his monologues.

3. That assclown can't play the guitar at all.

KcMizzou
10-30-2004, 01:25 AM
No.

Assclowns make me laugh.

Brando
10-30-2004, 01:26 AM
man...I think that I just got

Ari Chi3fs
10-30-2004, 01:28 AM
it would suck to have been that guy on the bottom and have your picture immortalized on the net... truly an owned pic.

KcMizzou
10-30-2004, 01:29 AM
it would suck to have been that guy on the bottom and have your picture immortalized on the net... truly an owned pic. Tea-bagged for eternity.

cheeeefs
10-30-2004, 01:29 AM
haha that guy is eating that other guys baows haha

Brando
10-30-2004, 01:29 AM
There is absolutely no excuse for another man's balls to be that close to your face. None whatsoever.

Earthling
10-30-2004, 02:02 AM
For clown therapy call 1-800 242-BOZO...Good luck.

David.
10-30-2004, 02:04 AM
i ****ing hate clowns...

but midget clowns are far, far worse than regular clowns.

Frazod
10-30-2004, 02:08 AM
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?














Because they taste funny. :D

Brando
10-30-2004, 02:09 AM
ummm...they taste funny?

Brando
10-30-2004, 02:10 AM
Two cannibals eating a missionary. One says to the other, "How are you doing over there?" The other one replies, "I'm having a ball." The first one says back, "slow down..you're eating too fast."

David.
10-30-2004, 02:11 AM
I got a good joke..



What do you call a black man who flies a plane?
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a pilot, you ****ing racist


ROFL gets me everytime

Brando
10-30-2004, 02:13 AM
niiiice...I'm putting that one away for the office!

Ari Chi3fs
11-26-2004, 09:45 PM
this thread is hilarious... wonder if Otter ever saw the spooky clown again. heh.

Brando
11-26-2004, 11:13 PM
Thanks...I had almost completely forgot about clowns. Now I won't be able to sleep...........for days!

badgirl
11-26-2004, 11:44 PM
I remember when I was a small child, I went and saw the Ronald McDonald clown in person, it scared the hell out of me. He kept trying to hand me some kind of toy and I was crying and my mom kept saying go over and get the toy, trying to push me toward him, I also hate clowns. :deevee:

Ultra Peanut
11-27-2004, 01:25 AM
What do you call a black man who flies a plane?

a pilot, you ****ing racistNice.

badgirl
11-27-2004, 02:28 AM
I got a good joke..



What do you call a black man who flies a plane?
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a pilot, you ****ing racist


ROFL gets me everytime
uh, yea, thats exactly what I was going to say, pilot. :p

ENDelt260
11-27-2004, 12:54 PM
Haha. Otter's a pussy.

Brando
11-27-2004, 01:46 PM
Never had Otter pussy before. Have you seen this?
http://www.dothort.com/joke.php?jokeID=221

BIG_DADDY
11-27-2004, 04:07 PM
http://home.swipnet.se/~w-28870/

Skip Towne
11-27-2004, 06:34 PM
Haha. Otter's a pussy.
Yeah, I can't believe all the people that hate clowns.

Ari Chi3fs
11-27-2004, 06:47 PM
http://home.swipnet.se/~w-28870/mainkill.jpg

what a great image to scare otter with next time he posts something.

Brando
11-27-2004, 09:47 PM
http://home.swipnet.se/~w-28870/mainkill.jpg

what a great image to scare otter with next time he posts something.

Beep beep Richie!

Ari Chi3fs
02-09-2005, 10:51 PM
someone move this to the classics... it so owns.

David.
02-09-2005, 11:00 PM
someone move this to the classics... it so owns.

you're such a fag

Ari Chi3fs
02-09-2005, 11:11 PM
you're such a fag


Your the queer that goes to MU and has weird body piercings. Look in the mirror, Fag.

Count Zarth
02-09-2005, 11:18 PM
Hello, Otter. I want to play a game.

Count Zarth
02-09-2005, 11:24 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Chuckles972/jester.gif