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KCWolfman
11-03-2004, 01:55 AM
Ten lawyers and Kerry’s coming
They’re finally on the road
They want to take the White House
More votes in Ohio

Gonna get down to it
Lawyers are counting them off
Should have be provisioned long ago
What if you saw it and call it a democrat vote?
How can you lie when you know?

Ten lawyers and Kerry’s coming
Edwards says it just ain’t so
They want to move out George Bush
More votes in Ohio… More votes in Ohio….

Bearcat2005
11-03-2004, 01:59 AM
Kerry went to bed and did not even say anything to that crowd. Why?

KCWolfman
11-03-2004, 02:03 AM
Kerry went to bed and did not even say anything to that crowd. Why?
To the tune of Knock Three Times

Hey, John, watcha doin' down there?
Cryin' alone while I speak right above you.
I can hear your tears a fallin'
I can feel your crys a callin'
One floor below me, I'm your John Edwards, you silly

Oh my darlin'
Knock three times on the ceiling if they change it
mmmm twice on the pipe, if Bush gets Ohio
Oh my sweetness
*knock knock knock* means you'll beat me to Akron
Twice on the pipe, means you ain't gonna show

Donger
11-03-2004, 02:04 AM
Kerry went to bed and did not even say anything to that crowd. Why?

Because it's none of their business, peon.

KCWolfman
11-03-2004, 02:14 AM
Because it's none of their business, peon.
To the tune of Keep Your Hands to Yourself - Georgia Satellites


Got a little donation in my pocket, gonna jingle angle angle
Gonna head to New Mexico, gonna get me some votes
But each time they poll, I get the same ol thing
Always no White House, no Airplane until I get 270
My voters, my people don't stay at home on Tuesday
They said don't hand us no lies and you don't need to stay

Cruel Dayton, Cincy, and Toledo why you wanna treat me this way
You know I'm still your War Boy, I still feel the same way
That's when I told them the story of Cambodia and 'Nam
They said no votes, no confidence we know it's a sham
My voters, my demmies, don't stay at home on Tuesday
I brought Bruce Springsteen and I voted for Gays

You see he wanted it real bad, and he was about to flip flop
That's when they started talking about his record and he said "Just stop"
He said, "Americans, I will give you tax breaks out the ass
And never raise a single rate on food, groceries, or gas
And then I will give you easy retirments and free meds"
They said, don't hand us no lies, you're the thing that we dread

Donger
11-03-2004, 02:16 AM
To the tune of Keep Your Hands to Yourself - Georgia Satellites


Got a little donation in my pocket, gonna jingle angle angle
Gonna head to New Mexico, gonna get me some votes
But each time they poll, I get the same ol thing
Always no White House, no Airplane until I get 270
My voters, my people don't stay at home on Tuesday
They said don't hand us no lies and you don't need to stay

Cruel Dayton, Cincy, and Toledo why you wanna treat me this way
You know I'm still your War Boy, I still feel the same way
That's when I told them the story of Cambodia and 'Nam
They said no votes, no confidence we know it's a sham
My voters, my demmies, don't stay at home on Tuesday
I brought Bruce Springsteen and I voted for Gays

You see he wanted it real bad, and he was about to flip flop
That's when they started talking about his record and he said "Just stop"
He said, "Americans, I will give you tax breaks out the ass
And never raise a single rate on food, groceries, or gas
And then I will give you easy retirments and free meds"
They said, don't hand us no lies, you're the thing that we dread

ROFL