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BigRedChief
11-03-2004, 10:17 AM
The Link:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6396422/

R&GHomer
11-03-2004, 10:22 AM
Agreed, WTF was wrong with the zoo keepers. What a great missed opportunity to clean the gene pool.

Lzen
11-03-2004, 10:25 AM
:shake:

morphius
11-03-2004, 10:51 AM
Agreed, WTF was wrong with the zoo keepers. What a great missed opportunity to clean the gene pool.
I was just thinking, how bad is this guys life going, he actually tries to win a Darwin award and can't even get that right.

AZORChiefFan
11-03-2004, 11:04 AM
I thought that "the lion would lay down with the LAMB" not some dumbass at a zoo. SOB got what he deserved.

David.
11-03-2004, 11:11 AM
Seriously the best title to ever grace CP. Ever.

ChiefsCountry
11-03-2004, 11:21 AM
I wish I had a sound clip from the South Park epsiode about the Mormons, when they go Dumb, Dumb, Dumb.

Wilson
11-03-2004, 11:30 AM
I like this guy - Man Tries to Seize Governors Island (http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/249003p-213138c.html)

Lzen
11-03-2004, 12:32 PM
I don't see the problem. :D

FAX
11-03-2004, 12:47 PM
Consumed by a spiritual fire,
A man was compelled by desire
To convince a lion
In the of existence of Zion
Told the nurse, “Glad it didn’t bite higher”!

Best,

FAX

Delano
11-03-2004, 12:49 PM
Everyone knows that the only thing that can be coverted to Jesus is cheap wine.

Rain Man
11-03-2004, 01:04 PM
Has anyone seen digi2fish recently?

Rain Man
11-03-2004, 01:12 PM
I like this guy - Man Tries to Seize Governors Island (http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/249003p-213138c.html)


I like this guy's style. If I had known about him before election day, I would've voted Blue Tulip.

Nightfyre
11-03-2004, 01:17 PM
I like how he just kinda sits there while the lion runs at him..... Don't do drugs kids!

Skip Towne
11-03-2004, 01:29 PM
Seriously the best title to ever grace CP. Ever.
Now how would you know that? You just got here.

BigRedChief
11-03-2004, 01:31 PM
Now how would you know that? You just got here.

Hater.:p

David.
11-03-2004, 01:33 PM
Now how would you know that? You just got here.

I don't see how anything can top it.

BigRedChief
11-03-2004, 01:45 PM
Seriously the best title to ever grace CP. Ever.

You can't make up chit better than this. Where's my rep? I'm going to need it when Skip Towne whacks me again...:harumph:

Spicy McHaggis
11-03-2004, 01:55 PM
The biting is love!

Rain Man
11-03-2004, 02:00 PM
I heard that the guy was doing fine until he said, "Let us prey."

IA_Chiefs_fan
11-03-2004, 03:15 PM
I couldn't help but think the title should have been "Holy" Crap!

Phobia
11-03-2004, 03:42 PM
This is old news. http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/09/16/earlyshow/leisure/celebspot/main643860.shtml

BigRedChief
11-03-2004, 09:11 PM
Ex-Raider arrested for drive-by shooting on Sigfield and Roy's house? You can't make this chit up.

digi2fish
11-03-2004, 09:54 PM
DAMMIT, it's global now ?!?!?!?!!???!!!!

WHAT A SHAME !!!
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
:deevee: :deevee: :deevee: :deevee:

digi2fish
11-03-2004, 09:59 PM
Has anyone seen digi2fish recently?

.....sorry, I am late, somehow I hurt my right leg yesterday....
ROFL

KCWolfman
11-03-2004, 10:13 PM
To the tune of Daniel by Bernie Taupin and Elton John


Daniel is preaching tonight at the zoo
I can hear the roar of the lions, I bet that he can too
Oh, and I can see Daniel slip there and fall
God it looks like Daniel, being shaken just like a rag doll

Daniel with Lions
You are braver than me
Do you still feel the pain
In the nub below your knee

Your eyes are blind
Wild felines just aren't kind
Daniel, you've a scaaaaaaaaaarrrr
in the place where your face used to be

FAX
11-04-2004, 09:39 AM
To the tune of Daniel by Bernie Taupin and Elton John


Daniel is preaching tonight at the zoo
I can hear the roar of the lions, I bet that he can too
Oh, and I can see Daniel slip there and fall
God it looks like Daniel, being shaken just like a rag doll

Daniel with Lions
You are braver than me
Do you still feel the pain
In the nub below your knee

Your eyes are blind
Wild felines just aren't kind
Daniel, you've a scaaaaaaaaaarrrr
in the place where your face used to be

Unbelievably hilarious, Mr. KCWolfman. I bow to you. I would "rep" you if I knew how.

Best,

FAX

Ultra Peanut
11-04-2004, 09:42 AM
Personally, I believe we should institute a constitutional ban on proselytizing to lions.

BigRedChief
11-04-2004, 09:46 AM
.....sorry, I am late, somehow I hurt my right leg yesterday....
ROFL

Thats pretty good.ROFL

How's the tetanus shots going?

Lightning Rod
11-04-2004, 09:48 AM
.....sorry, I am late, somehow I hurt my right leg yesterday....
ROFL

LMAO!

I was wondering if that was you, ROFL

FAX
11-04-2004, 09:50 AM
There once was a man called to preaching
Who decided upon a zoo breaching
And in a cat lair
He offered a prayer
Now he’s in the ER and he’s screeching.

Best,

FAX

gblowfish
11-04-2004, 10:45 AM
Funny thing...an hour later the lion felt like biting the guy again!!

Lzen
11-04-2004, 10:57 AM
Unbelievably hilarious, Mr. KCWolfman. I bow to you. I would "rep" you if I knew how.

Best,

FAX

Click the rep button.

KCWolfman
11-04-2004, 11:02 AM
Funny thing...an hour later the lion felt like biting the guy again!!
Now THAT is repworthy.

BigRedChief
11-04-2004, 11:09 AM
Funny thing...an hour later the lion felt like biting the guy again!!

Very fine humor :thumb:

This thread may yet make it to the classic thread.

BigRedChief
11-11-2004, 10:22 PM
bump for classic thread honors

BigRedChief
06-20-2005, 02:48 PM
I see that it made it over here. I think Gblowfish's post put it over the top.

BigRedChief
09-03-2006, 01:20 AM
Funny thing...an hour later the lion felt like biting the guy again!!

Funniest one line in the history of the planet. :clap:

Death2CasselFans
08-13-2012, 01:35 PM
maybe hes mentally ill?

Death2CasselFans
08-13-2012, 01:36 PM
One of my friends tried to convert me to a Cassel fan after Cardinals 2012 preseason game

Death2CasselFans
08-13-2012, 01:37 PM
Search youtube videos of animals saying Jesus or Allah. Its funny.

Death2CasselFans
08-13-2012, 01:41 PM
What the hell man. How many posts do I need before I can do anything?

I cant even post links now.

Death2CasselFans
08-13-2012, 01:42 PM
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