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Soupnazi
11-04-2004, 09:46 AM
Just caught wind of a report from AP out of Brussels, Belgium.

Arafat has died. Apparently brain dead for a brief period before dying.

Joe Seahawk
11-04-2004, 09:46 AM
Twas a tie.. ;)

DaKCMan AP
11-04-2004, 09:48 AM
Now they're saying he's not dead...?

Lightning Rod
11-04-2004, 09:48 AM
Forgive me if a fail to weep.

Lightning Rod
11-04-2004, 09:49 AM
Now they're saying he's not dead...?


What is he related to
Frasisco Franko? SP??

Cochise
11-04-2004, 09:51 AM
Good riddance to bad rubbish

DaKCMan AP
11-04-2004, 09:51 AM
What is he related to
Frasisco Franko? SP??
During the press conference one guy said Arafat died and asked for Bush's initial response. Then Brokaw came in and said that a French hospital is saying he's not dead.

:shrug:

pull the plug already

NewChief
11-04-2004, 09:52 AM
During the press conference one guy said Arafat died and asked for Bush's initial response. Then Brokaw came in and said that a French hospital is saying he's not dead.

:shrug:

I'm not dead yet! 'Tis only a flesh wound!

DaKCMan AP
11-04-2004, 09:52 AM
I'm not dead yet! 'Tis only a flesh wound!

ROFL

BIG_DADDY
11-04-2004, 09:52 AM
He's always been brain dead, good ridance scumbag.

NewChief
11-04-2004, 09:53 AM
I'm not dead yet! 'Tis only a flesh wound!

Oh shit! I forgot. It's a fact that all liberals hold Arafat in the utmost of regard and he's a hero to us all. I better be more solemn on the passing of this absolute hero of my cause!

Brock
11-04-2004, 09:53 AM
Should have died in a hail of bullets.

BIG_DADDY
11-04-2004, 09:53 AM
Hope they let us know where they bury him so we can turn his grave into a urinal.

Lightning Rod
11-04-2004, 09:54 AM
Man: Here's one.
Cart-master: Ninepence.
Old Man: (feebly) I'm not dead!
Cart-master: (suprised) What?
Man: Nothing! Here's your ninepence...
Old Man: I'm not dead!
Cart-master: 'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead!
Man: Yes he is.
Old Man: I'm not!
Cart-master: 'E isn't?
Man: Well... he will be soon-- he's very ill...
Old Man: I'm getting better!
Man: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Cart-master: I can't take 'im like that! It's against regulations!
Old Man: I don't want to go on the cart....
Man: Oh, don't be such a baby.
Cart-master: I can't take 'im....
Old Man: I feel fine!
Man: Well, do us a favor...
Cart-master: I can't!
Man: Can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long...
Cart-master: No, gotta get to Robinson's, they lost nine today.
Man: Well, when's your next round?
Cart-master: Thursday.
Old Man: I think I'll go for a walk....
Man: (to old man) You're not fooling anyone, you know--
Man: (to Cart-master) Look, isn't there something you can do...?
[They both look around.]
Old Man: I feel happy! I feel happy!
The Cart-master deals the old man a swift blow to the head with his wooden spoon. The old man goes limp.
Man: (throwing the old man onto the cart) Ah. Thanks very much.
Cart-master: Not at all. See you on Thursday!
Man: Right! All right....
[King Arthur and his trusty servant, Patsy, "ride" through the town and past the men.]
Man: 'Oo's that then?
Cart-master: I don't know. Must be a king.
Man: Why?
Cart-master: 'E 'asn't got shit all over 'im.

Soupnazi
11-04-2004, 09:58 AM
Should have died in a hail of bullets.

Nah, why martyr him. I vote for syphillis instead.