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WebGem
11-15-2004, 04:01 PM
The curse of the Lamar Hunt trophy? It has only had the name since 1984, but the sale of Babe wasn't exactly in 1918 either, it was in 1920 and he didn't actually begin playing for the Yankees until the next year I think. I dunno, just a thought. But, I think they should change the name of that trophy.

Thig Lyfe
11-15-2004, 04:02 PM
It's the curse of CARL PETERSON BEING THE WORST F#CKING GM IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD.

WebGem
11-15-2004, 04:03 PM
It's the curse of CARL PETERSON BEING THE WORST F#CKING GM IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD.
How long is it gonna be without winning a Super Bowl before there is an official curse for us and everything? That would be cool, it would make it twenty times better when we actually end up winning one.

BigChiefFan
11-15-2004, 04:05 PM
Profit before quality curse.

jcroft
11-15-2004, 04:06 PM
I'm not sure our defense being utter shit really warrants a "curse". "Curse" would imply that we have a good team, but bad things keep happeneing to us.

Count Alex's Losses
11-15-2004, 04:06 PM
The curse of Jan.

Double meaning, folks.

Ghostof
11-15-2004, 04:08 PM
name of curse?



how about for starters:


"Lenny's Lame Ducks"

"Curse of the Missing Defense"


If the NFL was a classroom, the Chiefs would constantly be saying "My dog ate my defense"

WebGem
11-15-2004, 04:08 PM
I'm not sure our defense being utter shit really warrants a "curse". "Curse" would imply that we have a good team, but bad things keep happeneing to us.
Utter shit? Ouch. Anyways, our defense has not always sucked. It was pretty god damn good in 1995 and 1997.

FAX
11-15-2004, 04:09 PM
THE **** US ALL!!!!

FAX

WebGem
11-15-2004, 04:11 PM
I seriously think it would be cool if there was an "official" curse though. I want a curse, damnit. I'm gonna call ESPN.

Count Alex's Losses
11-15-2004, 04:13 PM
THE **** US ALL!!!!

FAX

This calls for a limerick.

jcroft
11-15-2004, 04:14 PM
Utter shit? Ouch. Anyways, our defense has not always sucked. It was pretty god damn good in 1995 and 1997.

Oh. I didn't know we were talking about "all-time". I thought this was just a DV-era "curse". I guess I didn't read the original post very well...

I'm well aware of the kick ass defenses we had in the mid-ninties. :)

SNR
11-15-2004, 04:14 PM
Carl's Penis.

Spicy McHaggis
11-15-2004, 04:17 PM
The Hot Carl

ChiefsFanatik88
11-15-2004, 04:17 PM
refereeitis, also known as umpiritis, or field judgeiritis or Line Judgeiritis.
Could also be called stupidcoachitis or dumbassplayeritis

FAX
11-15-2004, 04:28 PM
This calls for a limerick.

Some think that the voodoo is wrong
And that hexes and jinxes belong
To a time long since past
Then we took it by a$$
With the curse of Carl’s Fat Greedy Dong

FAX

Thig Lyfe
11-15-2004, 04:32 PM
There once was a poster named FAX
Who on actual posts was quite lax
but when it came to his poem
he made like Jeroboam*
and sinned and wrote limericks to the max

*first king of the northern kingdom of Israel who led Israel into sin (10th century BC)

Rain Man
11-15-2004, 04:32 PM
It appears to be related to the AFL-NFL merger. We rocked as an AFL team, and I think we've won about two playoff games during our 35 years in the NFL.

BigRedChief
11-15-2004, 04:33 PM
The MergeGate Curse

FAX
11-15-2004, 04:35 PM
There once was a poster named FAX
Who on actual posts was quite lax
but when it came to his poem
he made like Jeroboam*
and sinned and wrote limericks to the max

*first king of the northern kingdom of Israel who led Israel into sin (10th century BC)

And what, may I ask, is an "actual post", Mr. ArrowheadWolf?

FAX THE INTERESTED

Thig Lyfe
11-15-2004, 04:37 PM
And what, may I ask, is an "actual post", Mr. ArrowheadWolf?

FAX THE INTERESTED

Non-limericks.

:p

FAX
11-15-2004, 04:38 PM
Non-limericks.

:p

But I do lots of those, Mr. ArrowheadWolf. I even started a thread once.

FAX THE OFFENDED

Thig Lyfe
11-15-2004, 04:42 PM
But I do lots of those, Mr. ArrowheadWolf. I even started a thread once.

FAX THE OFFENDED

Pshaw. I want proof.

ARROWHEADWOLF THE BEMUSED

FAX
11-15-2004, 04:47 PM
Pshaw. I want proof.

ARROWHEADWOLF THE BEMUSED

First of all, and as you well know, Mr. ArrowheadWolf, the search function is unavailable.

Secondly, Mr. Phobia has informed all N00bs (sp?) that they are not allowed to provide any proof whatsoever in defense of any malicious claims made against them.

FAX THE HELPLESS IN THIS SITUATION

stevieray
11-15-2004, 04:47 PM
It appears to be related to the AFL-NFL merger. We rocked as an AFL team, and I think we've won about two playoff games during our 35 years in the NFL.

Lombardi curse, he thought the AFL was second tier, and we were the first to play against the NFL in a Championship .

Donger
11-15-2004, 04:47 PM
The Curse of Inevitability

Thig Lyfe
11-15-2004, 04:52 PM
First of all, and as you well know, Mr. ArrowheadWolf, the search function is unavailable.

Secondly, Mr. Phobia has informed all N00bs (sp?) that they are not allowed to provide any proof whatsoever in defense of any malicious claims made against them.

FAX THE HELPLESS IN THIS SITUATION

You are a wise one, FAX. Yet your wisdom will not help you here.

BWA HA HA!

ARROWHEADWOLF THE DOMINANT

Braincase
11-15-2004, 04:59 PM
It's the Merger Curse. Lamar tabbed Al Davis to negotiate on behalf of the AFL. Yo know he told Rozelle that if things went according to plan in some back alley smoke filled room, Lamar would never hold the trophy that bears his name in his lifetime.

ChiefsCountry
11-15-2004, 05:34 PM
Its the curse of Mike Garrett. We traded him the next season midway thru to Sandy Eggo. Have not done anything sense.

Bob Dole
11-15-2004, 05:37 PM
The Curse of Inevitability


Oh, that's rich.

You're a dipshit.