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FAX
11-15-2004, 05:09 PM
A handy method to determine same prior to postings.

Click For Exam (http://maddox.xmission.com/dipshit.html)

FAX THE EVER HELPFUL

David.
11-15-2004, 05:10 PM
oh god Bob Dole is gonna nut himself

seclark
11-15-2004, 05:23 PM
i didn't check the one about owning a singing fish, cause it was a gift from a step-uncle.
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Phobia
11-15-2004, 05:39 PM
I don't need a test. I'm a complete dipshit and I proudly accept the title.

FAX
11-15-2004, 06:09 PM
I don't need a test. I'm a complete dipshit and I proudly accept the title.

As a N00b (sp?) of particular disrepute, far be it for me to disagree with your valorous self-assessment, Mr. Phobia. However, the exam provides a ranking based on your answers. As a result, you may, in fact, learn the extent to which your dipshitedness has spread.

Also, were all Planeteers to avail themselves of the exam, it may prove useful to Mr. Bob_Dole who may no longer find it necessary to provide gratis, ad hoc, individual evaluations.

FAX

ROYC75
11-15-2004, 06:14 PM
I am, Bob Dole says so !

KcMizzou
11-15-2004, 06:14 PM
I am, Bob Doles says so !Don't feel bad, he says I'm a goth chick.

Phobia
11-15-2004, 06:15 PM
Grading program not complete yet. Your score for future reference is:

% 16 (562)

Although no formal grading process exists yet, you're most likely a dipshit. Check back later.

FAX
11-15-2004, 06:16 PM
Don't feel bad, he says I'm a goth chick.

I would be happy to assist Mr. Bob_Dole in this effort also. Regrettably, I am unaware of any goth chick exams available via the Internet.

FAX THE IGNORANT

Count Zarth
11-15-2004, 06:23 PM
Grading program not complete yet. Your score for future reference is:

% 16 (562)

Although no formal grading process exists yet, you're most likely a dipshit. Check back later.

I got a 5% (188)

ChiefsFanatik88
11-15-2004, 06:25 PM
Grading program not complete yet. Your score for future reference is:
% 6 (217)

Although no formal grading process exists yet, you're most likely a dipshit. Check back later.

Earthling
11-15-2004, 06:29 PM
Grading program not complete yet. Your score for future reference is:

% 16 (562)

Although no formal grading process exists yet, you're most likely a dipshit. Check back later.
:p Only 7% here..You're TWICE the dipshit I am!!








(Always thought so!)

Phobia
11-15-2004, 06:29 PM
That was exciting.

Phobia
11-15-2004, 06:30 PM
:p Only 7% here..You're TWICE the dipshit I am!!

I have a funny feeling computer geeks score high on this one.

FAX
11-15-2004, 06:32 PM
That was exciting.

Have mercy, Mr. Phobia! One cannot expect too much sans competition. And, to my knowlege this is the only dipshit exam on the Web.

FAX

Skip Towne
11-15-2004, 06:33 PM
8% here. Likely dipshit.

The Pedestrian
11-15-2004, 07:04 PM
6% (209)

I may be a jackass and a smartass to a certain extent amongst some people, but no, I'm not much of a (.x.)(.x.)(.x.)(.x.).

Count Zarth
11-15-2004, 07:50 PM
Wow. So far I'm the least dipshitty in this thread.

Mr. Kotter
11-15-2004, 07:55 PM
I would can't access the site from work....but according to my "neg" rep points, combined....

I am a "clueless, weak, tacky loser and conservative bitch who tosses 'decietful allegations' like a moron and who should eat a dick." I also, make "dick moves, and am a complete asshole, a dickweed hypocrite, and a complete douche."

I think that would qualify me a a dipshit, why....yes. :hmmm:

ENDelt260
11-15-2004, 09:10 PM
http://maddox.xmission.com/personality_tot2.gif

|Zach|
11-15-2004, 09:22 PM
Maddox is one of those things that I should like based on other things I enjoy...

But I don't

el borracho
11-15-2004, 09:29 PM
4% dipshit. Unless you ask Bob Dole who somehow missed the sarcasm in my post.

Jenson71
11-15-2004, 09:31 PM
I agree. He never really had any substance.

SNR
11-15-2004, 09:41 PM
You posted an old Maddox rant, FAX?

F*cking n00b.

Mr. Kotter
11-15-2004, 09:43 PM
I would can't access the site from work....but according to my "neg" rep points, combined....

I am a "clueless, weak, tacky loser and conservative bitch who tosses 'decietful allegations' like a moron and who should eat a dick." I also, make "dick moves, and am a complete asshole, a dickweed hypocrite, and a complete douche."

I think that would qualify me a a dipshit, why....yes. :hmmm:

FTR, I'm 10% dipshit, only 341.... :hmmm:

ENDelt260
11-15-2004, 09:44 PM
FTR, I'm 10% dipshit

Pffft. Yeah, and I'm only 10% drunk.

Mr. Kotter
11-15-2004, 09:46 PM
Pffft. Yeah, and I'm only 10% drunk.

Drinkin' exponentially multiples your dipshit quotient....which means you are now about 20 times the dipshit Phil (current leader) is... :hmmm:

gblowfish
11-15-2004, 09:51 PM
I was 9%. I'm a dip legacy because I also have a singing fish. I didn't buy it, my dip dad bought it for me.

ROYC75
11-15-2004, 09:52 PM
Yep, I'm a dipshit. According to this fugged up test and Bob Dole.

Grading program not complete yet. Your score for future reference is:
% 16 (544)

Although no formal grading process exists yet, you're most likely a dipshit. Check back later.

:shake:

go bowe
11-15-2004, 09:54 PM
Drinkin' exponentially multiples your dipshit quotient....which means you are now about 20 times the dipshit Phil (current leader) is... :hmmm:well, i think i'll have another then... :D

Mr. Kotter
11-15-2004, 09:58 PM
well, i think i'll have another then... :D

Monday night; wish I could join you....but I've got to demonize the "New South," expose the fraud of Reconstruction, demagogue the "Corrupt bargain," and lament the excesses of the Radical Republicans and the rise of the KKK and lynchings for tomorrow's lesson.

That requires passion and lucid analysis. :(

Valiant
11-15-2004, 09:59 PM
only a 7%.. we need one for smartasses...

Mr. Kotter
11-15-2004, 10:00 PM
only a 7%.. we need one for smartasses...

Hell, I'd peg that one out.... :thumb:

alanm
11-15-2004, 10:11 PM
8% What do I win?

go bowe
11-15-2004, 10:12 PM
Monday night; wish I could join you....but I've got to demonize the "New South," expose the fraud of Reconstruction, demagogue the "Corrupt bargain," and lament the excesses of the Radical Republicans and the rise of the KKK and lynchings for tomorrow's lesson.

That requires passion and lucid analysis. :(damn! all i gotta do is get ready for bed after awhile...

seriously, thank you for your role in shaping young minds...

teachers are very important people... :thumb:

go bowe
11-15-2004, 10:14 PM
8% What do I win?sorry, no banana...

i had a 3%... :p :p :p

FAX
11-16-2004, 08:20 AM
You posted an old Maddox rant, FAX?

F*cking n00b.

A poster they called SNR
Liked to bash planet N00bs (sp?) from afar
But he preferred to go south
And take it in the mouth
And suck on a meaty cigar

FAX

BigRedChief
11-16-2004, 08:36 AM
% 21 (730) Although no formal grading process exists yet, you're most likely a dipshit. Check back later.

Bunch of tech certs probably sent me further down the dipsh#t path.

SNR
11-16-2004, 04:41 PM
A poster they called SNR
Liked to bash planet N00bs (sp?) from afar
But he preferred to go south
And take it in the mouth
And suck on a meaty cigar

FAXMy name is pronounced "SNER."

N00b.

Jenson71
11-16-2004, 04:45 PM
My name is pronounced "SNER."

N00b.

ROFL

RedNFeisty
11-16-2004, 04:52 PM
Grading program not complete yet. Your score for future reference is:
% 8 (283)

Although no formal grading process exists yet, you're most likely a dipshit. Check back later.

Not surprising, I tend to be a dipshit once in a while.

FAX
11-16-2004, 04:52 PM
My name is pronounced "SNER."

N00b.

Oops, sorry.

There once was a poster named “SNER”
Who was macho when posting, for sure.
Manly insults he hurls
‘Cause he doesn’t like girls
It’s monsieur that the “SNER” does prefer.

FAX

FAX
11-16-2004, 05:00 PM
Actually, I prefer SNR with the "rrrr' sound at the end.

A poster they called SNR
Believed he would always go far
Now he’s out on the street
Looking for somone sweet
Who is willing to let him pack tar

FAX

FAX
11-16-2004, 05:01 PM
Or ....

A poster they called SNR
Had a lifestyle that was quite bizarre
He would post for a while
And be very hostile
Then turn tricks at the local fruit bar

FAX

SNR
11-16-2004, 05:15 PM
There once was a n00b named FAX
Who liked to give it in other mens' cracks
But being a pup
He wouldn't S.TFU
So SNR chopped off his head with an ax

FAX
11-16-2004, 06:09 PM
There once was a n00b named FAX
Who liked to give it in other mens' cracks
But being a pup
He wouldn't S.TFU
So SNR chopped off his head with an ax

You wouldn't be related to Lizzie Bordan by any chance, would you?

FAX THE TENTATIVE