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11-16-2004, 02:06 PM
The poetry stylings of Britney Spears (http://entertainment.msn.com/music/hotgossip5)

Britney's Honeymoon Poem

There are times for snark, and then there are times when it's best to let the thing speak for itself. Case in point: when Britney Spears posts a poem on her subscription-only website about her Fijian honeymoon with Kevin Federline. Here, for your enjoyment, is the pretty prose (and we're breathlessly awaiting her pregnancy haiku):

A honeymoon at last, to get away from it all
My assistant Fe gave me the call.

I remember it well, as she was smilin'
She said it was called Turtle Island.

I packed my bags light and quick,
Then grabbed my pink dress & favorite lipstick.

We hopped on a plane and took our flight
I slept really well, all through the night.

As we arrive, I turn and look out the door,
People are greeting us right at the shore.

A meal, a shower and some ice cream
Then I threw my man down, you know what I mean!

Magical nights filled with stars
Silence is golden, no running cars.

Private dinners, romantic fires
Little piece of heaven, whatever your heart desires.

Friendly "hellos" and never goodbyes
When you're having fun, oh, how time flies!

As we sit and prepare to make our part
I thank you, Turtle Island, with all my heart!

it's so…so…beautiful