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Skip Towne
11-17-2004, 07:40 AM
Well, sort of. My customer was a tall silver haired lady. While I was working she said she was sure glad to finally get the Sunday Ticket so she could watch her grandson play. I'm thinking yeah, right, what third string safety that I've never heard of is this gonna be. So I ask what team he plays for. Steelers. Really, what's his name? Ben Roethlisberger. WHAT? Ben is your grandson? Yep. So he has close relatives in SE Kansas. His mother played basketball at NW Missouri State in Marysville. He also has an aunt and an uncle in Columbus, Ks. Was I ever shocked.

Ghostof
11-17-2004, 07:42 AM
Should have asked her out on a date, then you could get like sideline passes!

Rain Man
11-17-2004, 08:07 AM
Yeah, ghostof is right. If you dated Ben's mom, you could suddenly find yourself in a whole different social circle. You wouldn't have to hang out with people like us any more.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-17-2004, 08:09 AM
I don't really consider Nancy Mckeon much of a celebrity anymore...but whatever.

Ari Chi3fs
11-17-2004, 08:10 AM
any pics of him? if not, she was probably just bullshitting you... i would ask for an autographed game used jersey as proof.

Phobia
11-17-2004, 08:15 AM
How much did you spend on the lags?

Rain Man
11-17-2004, 08:16 AM
I'll bet he used the good stuff for Ben's grandma. Plus, he probably didn't want to show her anything tubular that wasn't a lot bigger than normal.

ChiTown
11-17-2004, 08:16 AM
Should have asked her out on a date, then you could get like sideline passes!

I doubt Grandma Roethlisberger would date an elderly chap like Skip........

stevieray
11-17-2004, 08:21 AM
Sorry, you only worked for a celeb's mom. It's not like she was in a chunky soup commercial or something.

Skip Towne
11-17-2004, 08:22 AM
any pics of him? if not, she was probably just bullshitting you... i would ask for an autographed game used jersey as proof.
Well, she did have a terrible towel. The damn thing had a Heinz logo on it.

ROYC75
11-17-2004, 08:31 AM
Skip has already laid down the ground work to move in.

Way to go Skip ! Hitting on a little old lady's retirement ! ROFL

Ari Chi3fs
11-17-2004, 08:34 AM
Well, she did have a terrible towel. The damn thing had a Heinz logo on it.


so all she had was a terrible towel? what a lying bitch. i hope you neg repped her.

Skip Towne
11-17-2004, 08:37 AM
Skip has already laid down the ground work to move in.

Way to go Skip ! Hitting on a little old lady's retirement ! ROFL
Yeah, there's the retirement and then she has this grandson.......

Ari Chi3fs
11-17-2004, 08:40 AM
Yeah, there's the retirement and then she has this grandson.......

heh, is she about your age? if so, you should hook it up... i dont know if you are married currently or not, however... if you are single or an infidel... hook it up with granny... get some Viagra for your old ass noodle, and do the deed... get box seats at Heinz field... then dump her ass.

Skip Towne
11-17-2004, 09:18 AM
heh, is she about your age? if so, you should hook it up... i dont know if you are married currently or not, however... if you are single or an infidel... hook it up with granny... get some Viagra for your old ass noodle, and do the deed... get box seats at Heinz field... then dump her ass.
Actually, Ben has a small suite. I asked if all the players did and she said no, he has to pay for it.

KCWolfman
11-17-2004, 09:41 AM
Didja do her?

Skip Towne
11-17-2004, 11:48 AM
Didja do her?
Nope, she was really old.

KCWolfman
11-17-2004, 11:50 AM
Nope, she was really old.
Yeah, but didja do her?

DenverChief
11-17-2004, 11:52 AM
How much did you spend on the lags? ROFL

Sig Kauffman
11-17-2004, 12:29 PM
Members of my family have told me they've run into relatives of Chiefs players in the elevator at the Clarion Hotel. And I myself have done an interview with a coach for the Chiefs. If I knew then what I know now, I would have asked what the hell they are smoking at 1 Arrowhead Drive.

alanm
11-17-2004, 01:22 PM
Hey Skip, I have a question for you concerning the Sunday Ticket. I was wondering if you can either PM me or post here the tech number you posted awhile back. I get no satisfaction talking to the CSR's or they can't help. Thanks.

Spicy McHaggis
11-17-2004, 02:06 PM
We should make a trip back to watch the Superbowl at her house when the Steelers kick the crap out of the Iggles. The closest I've come to working for a celeb is moving a bunch of Tony G"s stuff into storage. I also got to do an interview with Jo Po once too. He is a very classy and nice guy.