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Spicy McHaggis
11-17-2004, 03:27 PM
What position would you play? Feel free to nominate others for positions. I'd play WR and make up my highlight reel by toasting Champ Bailey twice a season. I'll also nominate EnDelt as the veteran QB, a leader and master of the two minute drill.

Mile High Mania
11-17-2004, 03:29 PM
What drink would you be raising in your toast?

MOhillbilly
11-17-2004, 03:30 PM
Why would anyone want to be on a team w/ such losers?

Rain Man
11-17-2004, 03:31 PM
If we were a pro team, I'd hate to be in the AFC West and have to compete against the Chiefs.

Put me down for free safety. I'm a ball hawk, too, not one of those safeties who never makes plays.

Soupnazi
11-17-2004, 03:37 PM
Tight end. Hear that ladies? Tight end.

Douche Baggins
11-17-2004, 03:39 PM
I dunno. Can anyone think of a Chiefs player that had multiple stints with the team?

Thig Lyfe
11-17-2004, 03:41 PM
I'd play as Gary, Indiana.

HolmeZz
11-17-2004, 03:44 PM
I'm a shutdown corner. :)

BigRedChief
11-17-2004, 03:55 PM
DT . Hard to push my fat ass around on the field.

Rain Man
11-17-2004, 03:58 PM
I dunno. Can anyone think of a Chiefs player that had multiple stints with the team?


You're a natural to be one of those wide receivers who kept getting bumped onto and off of the practice squad last year.

jspchief
11-17-2004, 04:01 PM
Ideally I'd be a LB, preferably MLB.

Realistically, I'd be training camp fodder.

htismaqe
11-17-2004, 04:02 PM
Chiefsplanet already has a Pro Team.

We haven't had an update in a while. Is Stram's hairpiece still calling the shots?

SNR
11-17-2004, 04:03 PM
I'll be the snap holder. You really need a specialist for those sort of things, and nobody holds better than I do!

philfree
11-17-2004, 04:28 PM
It's pretty obvious to me that most of the posters would be in the front office proving their genious.

PhilFree :arrow:

Demonpenz
11-17-2004, 04:28 PM
you could put me and zack at DT

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-17-2004, 04:29 PM
I'll be the third string QB. Just give me a paycheck and leave me alone.

LiL stumppy
11-17-2004, 04:34 PM
CB or WR cause thats what I play.

Raiderhader
11-17-2004, 04:45 PM
Chiefsplanet already has a Pro Team.

We haven't had an update in a while. Is Stram's hairpiece still calling the shots?


The person responsible for the updates does not think it is as much fun with fudgepacker MIA.

I'd do it myself, but I am not verry funny.

big nasty kcnut
11-17-2004, 04:58 PM
Cornerback as alway.

B2chiefsfan
11-17-2004, 06:25 PM
DE or OLB

Three months ago....... Run Stuffing NT........:)

Phobia
11-17-2004, 06:34 PM
A pro team? At 6' 210, I'd probably make a good SS. I played ball in the Marine Corps as a 6' 200 lbs CB.

ChiefsCountry
11-17-2004, 06:40 PM
I will play WR, 6-4 220. I could make the perfect Chiefs WR, wait I am too tall, too big, expect for I can drop passes and fumble pretty good that makes me the perfect Chiefs WR. Can't do the worm dance though.

Coach
11-17-2004, 06:59 PM
I will play QB. 6-2, 220. I can make quick decisions under pressure. I may not have the strongest arm, but I can throw the ball with accuracy.

Oh, also my scrambling ability is above average.

morphius
11-17-2004, 06:59 PM
FB I guess, just run into people, yeah, I could handle that.

Ultra Peanut
11-17-2004, 07:17 PM
I'd probably be a TE who can neither block nor catch.

You're a natural to be one of those wide receivers who kept getting bumped onto and off of the practice squad last year.

philfree
11-17-2004, 07:26 PM
F-back

PhilFree :arrow:

Brando
11-17-2004, 07:45 PM
I want to be the kicker from "The Replacements" although I think ENDelt might give me a run for my money on this one.

Demonpenz
11-17-2004, 07:53 PM
run up the middle? Not in my house :harumph:

Brando
11-17-2004, 07:57 PM
run up the middle? Not in my house :harumph:

HOLY SHEET! It's the hunchback of Notre Dame! ;)

digi2fish
11-17-2004, 08:27 PM
I'll be the snap holder. You really need a specialist for those sort of things, and nobody holds better than I do!

dammit, you took it first...
I'm not big, not fast, not fat, and my legs are weak....
well, I think I can put on the wolfman outfit...

ROYC75
11-17-2004, 08:30 PM
Just call me coach, I'm the only one around here that can scout the talent we have. ROFL

HolyHandgernade
11-17-2004, 10:36 PM
Waterboy.


A philosopher waterboy.


Yet, still, a waterboy.

-HH

Ebolapox
11-17-2004, 10:39 PM
You're a natural to be one of those wide receivers who kept getting bumped onto and off of the practice squad last year.

gochiefs=sean lachappelle...

that, or chris thomas

-EB-

PastorMikH
11-17-2004, 11:45 PM
A pro team? At 6' 210, I'd probably make a good SS. I played ball in the Marine Corps as a 6' 200 lbs CB.



Actually, I was thinking that all the mods could make up the O-Line. The O-Line never gets any attention when things go good, they only hear about it when there's things messed up.:)


I'm not really sure what position I'd be playing.

ZepSinger
11-18-2004, 07:32 AM
I'd be playin "Star-Spangled Banner" before the game...

http://www.scaretactics.com/pics/smileys/guitar.gif

PastorMikH
11-18-2004, 07:46 AM
I'd be playin "Star-Spangled Banner" before the game...

http://www.scaretactics.com/pics/smileys/guitar.gif


Why do I have the impression that it would sound like Ted Nuget were playing it?:):)

Annihilus
11-18-2004, 08:21 AM
Since I play for the 'other Planet', I'm not sure my opinion counts in this thread - but I'd be the guy in charge of swiping your playbook. Plus I'd post fake Chiefs 'smack quotes' on the Pats bulletin board so Rodney Harrisson would have a reason to get pissed off about being disrespected.

Does that count as a player?

Amnorix
11-18-2004, 08:26 AM
LEFT defensive end. :)

KCTitus
11-18-2004, 08:49 AM
If CP were a Pro Team--we'd have 150 GM's, 300-400 coaches and scouts and zero players.

ChiefsCountry
11-18-2004, 08:52 AM
If CP were a Pro Team--we'd have 150 GM's, 300-400 coaches and scouts and zero players.

I'll take Lamar's job and collect the biggest paycheck of them all. :thumb:

PastorMikH
11-18-2004, 10:35 AM
LEFT defensive end. :)


Yeah, you'd problably be a LEFT DE, but some of the others here are much more LEFT so you'd probably have to come off the bench.

chiefscafan
11-18-2004, 03:13 PM
electifying kick returner

Raiderhader
11-18-2004, 03:25 PM
Since I play for the 'other Planet', I'm not sure my opinion counts in this thread - but I'd be the guy in charge of swiping your playbook. Plus I'd post fake Chiefs 'smack quotes' on the Pats bulletin board so Rodney Harrisson would have a reason to get pissed off about being disrespected.

Does that count as a player?


Dude, that pic in your sig is flawed.

Calcountry
11-18-2004, 03:32 PM
I would play center, I get off the ball quick and hit hard.

Spicy McHaggis
11-18-2004, 03:49 PM
I would play center, I get off the ball quick and hit hard.

Man who was it that had that avy of Gammon with the line "I snap balls" underneath it. For some reason that always cracked my shit up.

Calcountry
11-18-2004, 03:59 PM
Man who was it that had that avy of Gammon with the line "I snap balls" underneath it. For some reason that always cracked my shit up.
Talk to the MLB's I played against. lmao.

No pads intramural. My girlfriend had just broken up with me, and I took it out on anyone I could hit.