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Chiefs Pantalones
11-18-2004, 04:12 PM
Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out
of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991, the most ever recorded.

Count Alex's Losses
11-18-2004, 04:16 PM
That's nothing.

Brock
11-18-2004, 04:18 PM
Have your posts always been worthless? I can't remember.

jspchief
11-18-2004, 04:18 PM
Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out
of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991, the most ever recorded.

Oh yeah? Could she do this?

MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH:
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation,
completely insert a lubricated American football into her
vagina.

Otter
11-18-2004, 04:19 PM
There once was a young milkman named Schwartz,
Whose BLEEEEP was all covered with warts.
But women would play with his BLEEEP anyway,
'Cuz good ol' Schwartz came in quarts.

Otter
11-18-2004, 04:20 PM
Oh yeah? Could she do this?

MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH:
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation,
completely insert a lubricated American football into her
vagina.


There once was a girl from Plunket,
Whose **** was as big as a bucket.
She said one bright day in the middle of May,
"If your leg was a BLEEEP I could **** it."

tk13
11-18-2004, 04:22 PM
Oh yeah? Could she do this?

MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH:
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation,
completely insert a lubricated American football into her
vagina.

Wow... there are so many ways to go with that one even I don't know where to start....

Chiefs Pantalones
11-18-2004, 04:23 PM
Have your posts always been worthless? I can't remember.

Give me a break with this one. I haven't been here in weeks. :D

I'll be gone shortly, though. No worries. :thumb:

jspchief
11-18-2004, 04:25 PM
Wow... there are so many ways to go with that one even I don't know where to start....

Yea, it's suprising. I thought she felt kind of tight. :)

Skip Towne
11-18-2004, 04:26 PM
Why did I open this thread?

jspchief
11-18-2004, 04:27 PM
GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial'
amount of seminal fluid. He also holds the records for the
greatest height (12
ft 4 in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle
velocity, with 42.7 mph.

Nobody calls me Horst anymore.

stevieray
11-18-2004, 04:28 PM
Why did I open this thread?

To show why they use sex to sell everything.

Chiefs Pantalones
11-18-2004, 04:29 PM
Why did I open this thread?

Because you're a horny old man. :p

ROYC75
11-18-2004, 04:36 PM
There once was a girl from Plunket,
Whose **** was as big as a bucket.
She said one bright day in the middle of May,
"If your leg was a BLEEEP I could **** it."

I heard it this way ..........

There was an old man from Nantucket
who's dick was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin
If my ear was a pussy I'd f*ck it .