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Saulbadguy
11-23-2004, 02:48 PM
Its time for Festivus...and you know what that means..

AIR your grievances! Got a beef with another poster? Air your grievances! How about telling the Chiefs how pathetic they are? AIR those grievances!

Rain Man
11-23-2004, 02:49 PM
I have a lot of problems with you people.

Ari Chi3fs
11-23-2004, 02:50 PM
i have a problem with me and my mojo.

Rausch
11-23-2004, 02:53 PM
I get sick of hearing the same crybaby bull$#it...

Yeah, it sucks. Deal with it and move on. At least you're not french...

Skip Towne
11-23-2004, 02:54 PM
i have a problem with me and my mojo.
Yeah, you suck.

Donger
11-23-2004, 02:55 PM
I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I lik-a do da cha-cha

BIG_DADDY
11-23-2004, 02:57 PM
I have a lot of problems with you people.

Your a victim. If you hurry up I think our official victim card pulling club is accepting applications. See Denise, Flunkie or Taco if your interested. Make sure you type out that application instead of writing it in though as their tears may make the ink run.

tk13
11-23-2004, 02:59 PM
I wonder if Brock Landers is related to Ann Landers.

|Zach|
11-23-2004, 02:59 PM
Generally my problems with other people and people's problems with me come out pretty fast without new threads being made.

I am ready for my Turkey Dinner.

Radar Chief
11-23-2004, 02:59 PM
When do we move on to “feats of strength”?
Serenity Now!

tk13
11-23-2004, 03:00 PM
When do we move on to “feats of strength”?
Serenity Now!
Hold your horses, I think Rain Man is going to wrestle with JennyGump later on.

Brock
11-23-2004, 03:03 PM
I wonder if Brock Landers is related to Ann Landers.

Where is that aluminum pole when I need it.

BIG_DADDY
11-23-2004, 03:04 PM
Oh yea and that Brock guy is a dick.

Brock
11-23-2004, 03:06 PM
Oh yea and that Brock guy is a dick.

Listen up, Ape. I am your intellectual superior and you know it. Back on ignore for you, thug.

tk13
11-23-2004, 03:07 PM
Where is that aluminum pole when I need it.
ROFL I'd pay good money for the newspaper that had "Ask Brock Landers" in place of Ann Landers.

Dear Heartbroken in Hoboken,

Quit being a giant vagina you pussy and go break her car windows with an aluminum bat, then you'll feel better. Pussy.

Love,
Brock Landers

Jenson71
11-23-2004, 03:08 PM
Brock Landers is a weird guy to me. At first I liked him, and then I kinda hated him, and now I don't mind him... He's harsh though.

Anyway, is this some sort of Jewish holiday? Please pass the kosher then.

Saulbadguy
11-23-2004, 03:08 PM
Its FESTIVUS for the REST OF US!

Iowanian
11-23-2004, 03:10 PM
ROFL I'd pay good money for the newspaper that had "Ask Brock Landers" in place of Ann Landers.

Dear Heartbroken in Hoboken,

Quit being a giant vagina you pussy and go break her car windows with an aluminum bat, then you'll feel better. Pussy.

Love,
Brock Landers


That would be a nice He Said-He Said with "Ask Iowanian".

Jenson71
11-23-2004, 03:10 PM
BTW, I just changed my mind, and am back to hating Brock Landers.

Saulbadguy
11-23-2004, 03:11 PM
I get sick of hearing the same crybaby bull$#it...

Yeah, it sucks. Deal with it and move on. At least you're not french...
You aren't?

Iowanian
11-23-2004, 03:15 PM
Listen up, Ape. I am your intellectual superior and you know it. Back on ignore for you, thug.


ROAR!!!! you Ignerent Futher Mukcer!

Lzen
11-23-2004, 03:16 PM
ROFL I'd pay good money for the newspaper that had "Ask Brock Landers" in place of Ann Landers.

Dear Heartbroken in Hoboken,

Quit being a giant vagina you pussy and go break her car windows with an aluminum bat, then you'll feel better. Pussy.

Love,
Brock Landers

:LOL:

Rausch
11-23-2004, 03:20 PM
You aren't?

You'll be replacing your mailbox again this year....

Rain Man
11-23-2004, 03:55 PM
Hold your horses, I think Rain Man is going to wrestle with JennyGump later on.

I've challenged her numerous times. I think she's afraid of me.

The Bad Guy
11-23-2004, 04:34 PM
KCJ is the only poster I truly dislike.

Brock is probably my favorite. His posts are funny, to the point, and he takes no shit.

I aspire to be like him.

KCJohnny
11-23-2004, 04:37 PM
KCJ is the only poster I truly dislike.

Brock is probably my favorite. His posts are funny, to the point, and he takes no shit.

I aspire to be like him.

I feel especially honored by your disdain.
KCJ
:)

Bob Dole
11-23-2004, 04:39 PM
Brock Landers is a weird guy to me. At first I liked him, and then I kinda hated him, and now I don't mind him... He's harsh though.

It would be really, really great if sometime you met him, and then you guys argued and threw punches at each other and stuff, and then you both fell down and stuff, and then maybe you'd eat something and laugh about it until you realized that you had both poisoned each other.

PastorMikH
11-23-2004, 04:40 PM
Why do I have the feeling that this thread will end up in the Romper Room?

:)

Jenson71
11-23-2004, 04:41 PM
It would be really, really great if sometime you met him, and then you guys argued and threw punches at each other and stuff, and then you both fell down and stuff, and then maybe you'd eat something and laugh about it until you realized that you had both poisoned each other.

I'm gonna use that in a movie same day. Thanks.

Jenson71
11-23-2004, 04:42 PM
And, really, the only poster I truly dislike is The Bad Guy.

Ari Chi3fs
11-23-2004, 04:43 PM
i have greivences with only two and they are on ignore... They talk negatively and condescendingly...mostly only about politics and quite frankly bring the planet down IMO... so in my version of CP, they no longer exist.

Bob Dole
11-23-2004, 04:47 PM
i have greivences with only two and they are on ignore... They talk negatively and condescendingly...mostly only about politics and quite frankly bring the planet down IMO... so in my version of CP, they no longer exist.

Pussy.

Stop being such a Democrat.

Raiderhader
11-23-2004, 04:50 PM
KCJ is the only poster I truly dislike.

Brock is probably my favorite. His posts are funny, to the point, and he takes no shit.

I aspire to be like him.


I did as well for a while, then gave up when I realized I was fighting a losing battle in attempting to cut down on the amount of verbage I use in my sensless posts.

Skip Towne
11-23-2004, 04:51 PM
My favorite Brockism was when he threatened to whip DenverChief at the stadium. DenverChief said he knew Karate or some such. Brock told him to "get your Chinese dancing ass out to D21".

CHIEF4EVER
11-23-2004, 04:52 PM
I have an issue with the Cheatin' Donks. Something to do with their illegal blocking, Crisco on the uniforms and circumventing the salary cap rules. But that's just me.

Rain Man
11-23-2004, 04:52 PM
i have greivences with only two and they are on ignore... They talk negatively and condescendingly...mostly only about politics and quite frankly bring the planet down IMO... so in my version of CP, they no longer exist.


Okay, okay, I'll try to be better in the future.

Raiderhader
11-23-2004, 04:53 PM
My favorite Brockism was when he threatened to whip DenverChief at the stadium. DenverChief said he knew Karate or some such. Brock told him to "get your Chinese dancing ass out to D21".


That almost tops the time recently when he told Denise to go kill herself.

Ari Chi3fs
11-23-2004, 04:53 PM
Pussy.

Stop being such a Democrat.

Listen Mr Celebrity Fart Smeller guy...

Im a Libertarian Isolationist.

ENDelt260
11-23-2004, 04:53 PM
My favorite Brockism was when he threatened to whip DenverChief at the stadium. DenverChief said he knew Karate or some such. Brock told him to "get your Chinese dancing ass out to D21".
ROFL

Bob Dole
11-23-2004, 04:57 PM
Its time for Festivus...and you know what that means..

AIR your grievances! Got a beef with another poster? Air your grievances! How about telling the Chiefs how pathetic they are? AIR those grievances!

Festivus isn't for another month.

Leave it to a ****ing Goth Chick to screw up something this ****ing simple.

Raiderhader
11-23-2004, 05:03 PM
Festivus isn't for another month.

Leave it to a ****ing Goth Chick to screw up something this ****ing simple.


ROFL

Boozer
11-23-2004, 05:12 PM
My only problem with posters on this board is that none of you are as ruling as I am.

Raiderhader
11-23-2004, 05:13 PM
My only problem with posters on this board is that none of you are as ruling as I am.


Thank God.

ENDelt260
11-23-2004, 05:14 PM
I've got a greivance with the f*cking University of Arizona.

Where the hell do these jackasses get off tripling their ticket price for this Friday's football game?

There will be hell to pay for this. I'm showing up Friday morning hungover... and I'm throwing up all over some U of Eh fan.

I figure that's worth $35.

tk13
11-23-2004, 05:16 PM
My only problem with posters on this board is that none of you are druling as I am.

I'll pass.

ENDelt260
11-23-2004, 05:17 PM
I have many foul words to say about tk13's sig.

Raiderhader
11-23-2004, 05:26 PM
I have many foul words to say about tk13's sig.


I hadn't noticed that. It does rather suck, doesn't?