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tyton75
11-24-2004, 12:03 PM
Your Momma is so strong, she can backstroke thru mud.

Your Momma is so poor, when she was kicking a can down the street, someone asked her what she was doing.. she said "moving"
(thanks to White Men Can't Jump for that one)

Anyone else?

|Zach|
11-24-2004, 12:04 PM
Bah

ENDelt260
11-24-2004, 12:04 PM
Hey, why don't we get off moms, alright? I just got off yours.

dilligaf
11-24-2004, 12:51 PM
Yo momma is so fat, I got done f***ing her, rolled over twice and was still laying on the b1tch. :)

BIG_DADDY
11-24-2004, 01:03 PM
For this to be any fun we need to specify who's momma were talking about.

big nasty kcnut
11-24-2004, 01:28 PM
Rich gannon mom so old her high school classmate was moses

el borracho
11-24-2004, 01:29 PM
Your momma is so stupid it takes the bitch 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

el borracho
11-24-2004, 01:29 PM
Your momma has 3 teeth... 1 in her mouth and 2 in her pocket.

el borracho
11-24-2004, 01:30 PM
I heard your momma got a job at the airport sniffing luggage.

el borracho
11-24-2004, 01:30 PM
I heard your momma co-starred in Turner and Hooch

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-24-2004, 01:30 PM
Your momma swallows...because I told her to.

el borracho
11-24-2004, 01:31 PM
Your momma is so fat the bitch got to wear an asteroid belt to hold her pants up.

el borracho
11-24-2004, 01:31 PM
Your momma is so fat the bitch eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.

el borracho
11-24-2004, 01:32 PM
Your momma is like a doorknob... everbody gets a turn.

el borracho
11-24-2004, 01:32 PM
Your momma is like an aluminum can... leave her on the streets long enough and some bum will pick her up.

homey
11-24-2004, 01:33 PM
Awwwwwwww, ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's
and her skates went flat; I got stuck in her butt crack
They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap
Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way
Cause that would blow me round the world in a day
We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay
because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet

Monty
11-24-2004, 01:36 PM
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Monty
11-24-2004, 01:38 PM
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

big nasty kcnut
11-24-2004, 01:39 PM
yo momma so dumb she thought the japanese bombed pearl bailey.