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Raiderhader
11-24-2004, 10:08 PM
I've been drinking 151's and Dr. Peppers tonight. I am felling nooooon pain.


Weeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

Rausch
11-24-2004, 10:12 PM
No idea what a 151 is.

But I'm 7 deep in a case and I don't gotta' be up until 4 pm...

tk13
11-24-2004, 10:12 PM
I've been drinking 151 Dr. Peppers tonight. I am felling nooooon pain.

Didn't know Dr. Pepper could have that kind of effect on you. Just figured it'd make you pee a lot... especially over 100 of them.

Spicy McHaggis
11-24-2004, 10:13 PM
Bacardi 151. High Octane kick you in the ass firewater. Part of the Caribou Lou the favorite drink of Tech N9ne.

Brando
11-24-2004, 10:14 PM
Take me drunk..I'm home! Errr....I had no eyesdea she was so large ossifer. Thank you for locking me up for the evening.

Spicy McHaggis
11-24-2004, 10:14 PM
It's an Irish night over here. WHiskey and Bailey's all around.

chiefs4me
11-24-2004, 10:16 PM
Good for u raiderhader but why dr pepper,,,why not coke?

Count Alex's Wins
11-24-2004, 10:17 PM
Rausch, you don't care about thanksgiving day football?

Skip Towne
11-24-2004, 10:18 PM
You're drunk. You're under arrest, give me all your money.

Rausch
11-24-2004, 10:18 PM
Rausch, you don't care about thanksgiving day football?

The Chiefs arent' playing so I don't HAVE to be up. Sure, I'll watch, but it's not a priority.

morphius
11-24-2004, 10:19 PM
Got your self all liquored up so you can take advantage of yourself, isn't that nice.

Raiderhader
11-24-2004, 10:24 PM
No idea what a 151 is.

But I'm 7 deep in a case and I don't gotta' be up until 4 pm...


151 proof rum. good stuff.

Rausch
11-24-2004, 10:24 PM
Got your self all liquored up so you can take advantage of yourself, isn't that nice. ROFL

Raiderhader
11-24-2004, 10:25 PM
Didn't know Dr. Pepper could have that kind of effect on you. Just figured it'd make you pee a lot... especially over 100 of them.



I'm a light weight.....

Rausch
11-24-2004, 10:26 PM
Holy $#it! They just showed some chick give birth on "Family Bonds."

And I mean they SHOWED the birth....gah.....where's 151 when ya' need it...

Raiderhader
11-24-2004, 10:27 PM
Bacardi 151. High Octane kick you in the ass firewater. Part of the Caribou Lou the favorite drink of Tech N9ne.


This isn;t Bacardi, it's a cheaper brand. Typically I would go with the Bacardi, butr this is just for mixing.

morphius
11-24-2004, 10:28 PM
I myself am doing 800mg of Motrin ever 5-6 hours and needing it badly.

Rausch
11-24-2004, 10:29 PM
This isn;t Bacardi, it's a cheaper brand. Typically I would go with the Bacardi, butr this is just for mixing.

You might want to mix the next one a tad weaker...

Raiderhader
11-24-2004, 10:29 PM
Good for u raiderhader but why dr pepper,,,why not coke?


It;s something my brothers turned me onto ( I think its a new fad, or something).

Rausch
11-24-2004, 10:30 PM
I myself am doing 800mg of Motrin ever 5-6 hours and needing it badly.

IV, nose, or freebase?...

Skip Towne
11-24-2004, 10:31 PM
I'm a light weight.....
You don't weigh enough to be a lightweight. EAT SOMETHING!!!!!

Raiderhader
11-24-2004, 10:31 PM
You're drunk. You're under arrest, give me all your money.


Ok.....

morphius
11-24-2004, 10:33 PM
IV, nose, or freebase?...
I'm a pill popper, but if they had a sniffing version I wouldn't be opposed.

chiefs4me
11-24-2004, 10:34 PM
I myself am doing 800mg of Motrin ever 5-6 hours and needing it badly.


I can top u,,,I am buzzing on Vicks Nyquil and the dam pies better get done soon cause I am heading to dreamland.

Rausch
11-24-2004, 10:34 PM
I'm a pill popper, but if they had a sniffing version I wouldn't be opposed.

****...I was completely unprepared for that response...

Rausch
11-24-2004, 10:36 PM
I can top u,,,I am buzzing on Vicks Nyquil and the dam pies better get done soon cause I am heading to dreamland.

Look on the bright side: you're the only woman I've ever known to go three months without ever seeing her have a period.

morphius
11-24-2004, 10:37 PM
I can top u,,,I am buzzing on Vicks Nyquil and the dam pies better get done soon cause I am heading to dreamland.
Oh come on! The bottle says no more then 1200 mg a day, I'm taking almost 3 times that...

Mr. Kotter
11-24-2004, 10:37 PM
I'm a pill popper, but if they had a sniffing version I wouldn't be opposed.

What's the ailment? :hmmm:

chiefs4me
11-24-2004, 10:38 PM
Look on the bright side: you're the only woman I've ever known to go three months without ever seeing her have a period.

:hmmm:Look again.

Phobia
11-24-2004, 10:39 PM
Look on the bright side: you're the only woman I've ever known to go three months without ever seeing her have a period.

I've been waiting for the other 3 weeks out of the month from this chick for a while. It ain't happening.

I feel badly for her poor, small-penised husband.

Hydrae
11-24-2004, 10:40 PM
What's the ailment? :hmmm:


He's a Chiefs fan in 2004. 'Nough said.

morphius
11-24-2004, 10:40 PM
What's the ailment? :hmmm:
Emergency root canal yesterday, this is what the doc told me to take.

Raiderhader
11-24-2004, 10:40 PM
Got your self all liquored up so you can take advantage of yourself, isn't that nice.


Absoluuuuutley.

chiefs4me
11-24-2004, 10:41 PM
Oh come on! The bottle says no more then 1200 mg a day, I'm taking almost 3 times that...


okay your tougher because I can't chug more then a capful of that cherry crap :deevee:

Skip Towne
11-24-2004, 10:41 PM
What's the ailment? :hmmm:
Sounds like marijuana addiction to me.

Brando
11-24-2004, 10:42 PM
I remember when I looked forward to the night before Thanksgiving. It was always the biggest drinking night of the year back home.
All the hot puss that moved out of town would be back and made for excellent pelt hunting.
Tonight the fiance fell asleep on the couch at 8:30 and I baked a homemade pumpkin pie.
My pussification has officially begun. Someone please pass me some rusty scissors so that I can finish removing what is left of my nuts.

Raiderhader
11-24-2004, 10:43 PM
I myself am doing 800mg of Motrin ever 5-6 hours and needing it badly.


Sharing is caring.

Nzoner
11-24-2004, 10:45 PM
It;s something my brothers turned me onto ( I think its a new fad, or something).

Yep,we were at a bar Sat night and my buddy's wife was ordering Capn Morgan and Dr Pepper and I kept thinking wtf??

OH,since you're drunk I have 2 tickets to the Christmas Day game that can be had for a good price if you don't mind sitting next to Delt and keeping him company :D

chiefs4me
11-24-2004, 10:46 PM
I've been waiting for the other 3 weeks out of the month from this chick for a while. It ain't happening.

I feel badly for her poor, small-penised husband.

I don't know what you meant by that,,,but oh well. But I am curious about why you are always talking about my husbands penis?

MadMax
11-24-2004, 10:46 PM
I remember when I looked forward to the night before Thanksgiving. It was always the biggest drinking night of the year back home.
All the hot puss that moved out of town would be back and made for excellent pelt hunting.
Tonight the fiance fell asleep on the couch at 8:30 and I baked a homemade pumpkin pie.
My pussification has officially begun. Someone please pass me some rusty scissors so that I can finish removing what is left of my nuts.



And so ends the saga of " trapper John " LOL, I feel your pain bro! :deevee:

Raiderhader
11-24-2004, 10:47 PM
You don't weigh enough to be a lightweight. EAT SOMETHING!!!!!


I'm not hungry though....

Brando
11-24-2004, 10:48 PM
And so ends the saga of " trapper John " LOL, I feel your pain bro! :deevee:

Thanks man. She's officially gone to bed for the night so I'm going to grab a bottle of scotch and yell at the dogs until I pass out in a pool of my own urine.

Raiderhader
11-24-2004, 10:51 PM
Yep,we were at a bar Sat night and my buddy's wife was ordering Capn Morgan and Dr Pepper and I kept thinking wtf??

OH,since you're drunk I have 2 tickets to the Christmas Day game that can be had for a good price if you don't mind sitting next to Delt and keeping him company :D



F#cker. I'm drink uneogh I might take uyou up on that. I sat with Brian at the houston game, adn drove hime around that weekend, and I still qwouldn't mind it.


Hit me up when I'm sober and I might disapoint my mom and take you up on the offer.

Raiderhader
11-24-2004, 11:00 PM
Thanks man. She's officially gone to bed for the night so I'm going to grab a bottle of scotch and yell at the dogs until I pass out in a pool of my own urine.

RThat sounds like a f#cking good time. Goiug to bed with she that is....

PastorMikH
11-24-2004, 11:00 PM
This first post looks so gochiefs that I feel a natural urge to send neg rep after reading it.

Skip Towne
11-24-2004, 11:01 PM
I don't know what you meant by that,,,but oh well. But I am curious about why you are always talking about my husbands penis?
Uh....cause it's fun? Actually, there is a term called compensation by the psychologists. The "little man" complex. Sometimes called the "Napolean Complex". It states that small men tend to accumulate big things in compensation for their size. They like big cars, big houses and even big wives. They take every competition as an affront to their masculinity. You know, like wanting to outdo the neighbors in a Christmas decoration contest. Or any other contest. Your husband is 5'8 or shorter isn't he?

Raiderhader
11-24-2004, 11:02 PM
This first post looks so gochiefs that I feel a natural urge to send neg rep after reading it.


PleaSE do.

PastorMikH
11-24-2004, 11:03 PM
PleaSE do.


OK, you asked for it.

go bowe
11-24-2004, 11:08 PM
Emergency root canal yesterday, this is what the doc told me to take.a root canal and no good drugs to take??

what kind of charlatan did you go to, anyway? :( :( :(

cheeeefs
11-24-2004, 11:09 PM
haha I only opened this thread because I saw the pastor posted on it, I was like... what kind of comment is mike going make on this post

I was right!

Raiderhader
11-24-2004, 11:11 PM
OK, you asked for it.


Kooool.

Raiderhader
11-24-2004, 11:14 PM
Kooool.


Ha! I'm so drunk it looks like positive rwp.

go bowe
11-24-2004, 11:14 PM
Kooool.gee whiz, jaimie...

sounds like you're flying and enjoying the trip... :D

i'd join you, but i think you've got a really big head start on me... :thumb:

chiefs4me
11-24-2004, 11:15 PM
Uh....cause it's fun? Actually, there is a term called compensation by the psychologists. The "little man" complex. Sometimes called the "Napolean Complex". It states that small men tend to accumulate big things in compensation for their size. They like big cars, big houses and even big wives. They take every competition as an affront to their masculinity. You know, like wanting to outdo the neighbors in a Christmas decoration contest. Or any other contest. Your husband is 5'8 or shorter isn't he?


He's 5'8 exactly,,,your so good. But just because he has this major urge for competion doesn't mean he is not very well endowed. The Big truck is mine, the big car is his, the big house is ours, it might just be we work hard for what we have. And honey you just keep on thinking I'm a big girl.ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Raiderhader
11-24-2004, 11:17 PM
gee whiz, jaimie...

sounds like you're flying and enjoying the trip... :D

i'd join you, but i think you've got a really big head start on me... :thumb:



Flying is fuuuun!

stevieray
11-24-2004, 11:18 PM
Ha! I'm so drunk it looks like positive rwp.

you're lucky you live in tejas.

Raiderhader
11-24-2004, 11:20 PM
you're lucky you live in tejas.


No. i'n not.

morphius
11-24-2004, 11:22 PM
Absoluuuuutley.

stevieray
11-24-2004, 11:23 PM
No. i'n not.

you would be after I picked up PHOB and we came over and scared the "MY SWEET JESUS" out of you.

Brando
11-24-2004, 11:23 PM
Allright..someone pass me something strong. Our new pup (10 months old) that we picked up about a month and a half ago has shit in the house twice tonight.
I think he's never had to #2 in the snow before and is a little freaked out.
I can deal with cleaning up a little poo but I keep on catching him eating it. I'm tempted to put one of my lit cigarettes in the middle to make him a little thanksgiving cupcake.
Someone pass me something strong and ASAP.

morphius
11-24-2004, 11:24 PM
a root canal and no good drugs to take??

what kind of charlatan did you go to, anyway? :( :( :(
The first person who could see me right away. He probably figured it was strong enough after the laughing gas almost caused me to start throwing up, LOL!

Mr. Kotter
11-24-2004, 11:25 PM
Emergency root canal yesterday, this is what the doc told me to take.

Bummer; been there done that. Hang in there...Tylenol 3, with codiene worked well for me. :hmmm:

Raiderhader
11-24-2004, 11:26 PM
You son oif a bitch! that is hilarious!


nice touvh putting zRush in the backgrouynf.


My brothet just informed me I can't typeright now.,

Mr. Kotter
11-24-2004, 11:27 PM
Sounds like marijuana addiction to me.

Nah; morphius would skip the marijuana and head straight to the good, illegal, stuff.

Raiderhader
11-24-2004, 11:29 PM
you would be after I picked up PHOB and we came over and scared the "MY SWEET JESUS" out of you.


haHAHAHAHA!. I'M DRUNK ENOUYGHT THAT THAT movie would either scre ther hell out of me ebven more sop than before, or I'would just laugh at it.

Skip Towne
11-24-2004, 11:36 PM
He's 5'8 exactly,,,your so good. But just because he has this major urge for competion doesn't mean he is not very well endowed. The Big truck is mine, the big car is his, the big house is ours, it might just be we work hard for what we have. And honey you just keep on thinking I'm a big girl.ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL
Hey, you're a lot of fun. But I nailed it didn't I. And Yes, my degree is in psychology. I'm guessing you at 5'6". And a lot of people work hard for their money but don't fit this particular model.

Phobia
11-25-2004, 12:19 AM
He's 5'8 exactly,,,your so good. But just because he has this major urge for competion doesn't mean he is not very well endowed. The Big truck is mine, the big car is his, the big house is ours, it might just be we work hard for what we have. And honey you just keep on thinking I'm a big girl.ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

What kind of big truck do you have? I still might be persuaded to consider a casual relationship even though I think you're kinda snippy.

Brando
11-25-2004, 12:21 AM
What kind of big truck do you have? I still might be persuaded to consider a casual relationship even though I think you're kinda snippy.

The Bad Guy
11-25-2004, 12:56 AM
I'm hurting bad right now.

I had 5 vodka and cokes and 3 shots of black label Southern Comfort before I even went out to the bar tonight.

I can't believe I'm still awake.

Count Alex's Wins
11-25-2004, 01:04 AM
Is Jamie about to score with his clone? You can see him in the mirror.

If so, is it incest or homosexuality?

Demonpenz
11-25-2004, 01:34 AM
gotta respect the black label so co

Miles
11-25-2004, 01:36 AM
gotta respect the black label so co

Nah i lost my respect for it when it made me spew on one to many occasions.

Phobia
11-25-2004, 01:37 AM
Is Jamie about to score with his clone? You can see him in the mirror.

If so, is it incest or homosexuality?

You're retarded. Jamie is gonna score with that homemade tennis racquet in his hand.

Spicy McHaggis
11-25-2004, 01:43 AM
Is Jamie about to score with his clone? You can see him in the mirror.

If so, is it incest or homosexuality?


Hey, if I were gay I know I'd be all over myself.

Brando
11-25-2004, 01:53 AM
Hey, if I were gay I know I'd be all over myself.
Can you imagine how easy life would be? I would probably throw my own back out at least once a day though.

Raiderhader
11-25-2004, 02:52 AM
Well, I'm reasonably sober now. Geez, I couldn't type worth a damn earlier. You would think JOhn was posting or something.

The Bad Guy
11-25-2004, 07:49 AM
Nah i lost my respect for it when it made me spew on one to many occasions.

I have the utmost respect for black label so co, especially a bottle that's aged about 3 years.

Judging from how I feel this AM, I won't be paying a visit to that bottle anytime soon.

Coach
11-25-2004, 08:48 AM
So who got hammered last night, and is awake with a hangover?

Raiderhader
11-25-2004, 09:03 AM
So who got hammered last night, and is awake with a hangover?


My stomach's tad on the queasy side, but other than that I feel fine.

Rausch
11-25-2004, 09:57 AM
So who got hammered last night, and is awake with a hangover?

No hangover. Just smoked too much and my nose is full of nasty garbage...

chiefs4me
11-25-2004, 10:59 AM
Hey, you're a lot of fun. But I nailed it didn't I. And Yes, my degree is in psychology. I'm guessing you at 5'6". And a lot of people work hard for their money but don't fit this particular model.


I'v grown to like your wit also,,,,,and I wish I was 5'6,,,only 5'4 with shoes on and 118 pounds,,yea I know I am fat. ROFL

chiefs4me
11-25-2004, 11:04 AM
What kind of big truck do you have? I still might be persuaded to consider a casual relationship even though I think you're kinda snippy.


Well I think you are mean,,,,,and I drive a F-250 power stroke diesel.
You could always drive to Tx and let me measure you against my hubby?
Or I will be in Mo on the 19th for 4 days, we could have a contest then!!!

ENDelt260
11-25-2004, 07:05 PM
Holy $#it! They just showed some chick give birth on "Family Bonds."

And I mean they SHOWED the birth....gah.....where's 151 when ya' need it...

Yeah, that was less than pleasant. I feared it would happen... after seeing that other broad buck naked at the plastic surgeon's a few weeks ago.

I was watching on Sunday and thinking the whole time, "Please don't show her snatch. Please don't show her snatch."

ENDelt260
11-25-2004, 07:08 PM
I'm a pill popper, but if they had a sniffing version I wouldn't be opposed.
Uh... just crush the pills up. Voila.

Sheesh... kids these days.

Phobia
11-25-2004, 07:12 PM
Well I think you are mean,,,,,and I drive a F-250 power stroke diesel.
You could always drive to Tx and let me measure you against my hubby?
Or I will be in Mo on the 19th for 4 days, we could have a contest then!!!

PERFECT. That's what I've been wanting. You're alright afterall.

ENDelt260
11-25-2004, 07:13 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=34474&stc=1

ROFL ROFL Holy shit, that's hilarious.

4th and Long
11-25-2004, 07:21 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=34474&stc=1
ROFL
Hey Morph, you forgot to Photoshop a fat ugly chick on the bed.
:D
Nice work though. :thumb:

chiefs4me
11-25-2004, 09:16 PM
PERFECT. That's what I've been wanting. You're alright afterall.


Exactly what have you been wanting?:hmmm:

Phobia
11-25-2004, 10:19 PM
Exactly what have you been wanting?:hmmm:

That.

ENDelt260
11-25-2004, 10:21 PM
Phil's on a lifelong mission to have as many people as possible see his penis.

I don't think he actually cares if he wins or loses the dick measuring contest w/ your husband... so long as everybody looks.

Phobia
11-25-2004, 10:27 PM
Phil's on a lifelong mission to have as many people as possible see his penis.

I don't think he actually cares if he wins or loses the dick measuring contest w/ your husband... so long as everybody looks.

What the hell do you know?

Skip Towne
11-25-2004, 10:43 PM
Phil's on a lifelong mission to have as many people as possible see his penis.

I don't think he actually cares if he wins or loses the dick measuring contest w/ your husband... so long as everybody looks.
Are tickets still available for the Dick Measuring Contest? GoChiefs wants to know.

Count Alex's Wins
11-25-2004, 10:47 PM
Are tickets still available for the Dick Measuring Contest? GoChiefs wants to know.

I have a backstage pass, but thanks for caring.

Ugly Duck
11-25-2004, 11:20 PM
To avoid hangovers: DRINK LOTSA WATER. Drink a lotta water when you booze, and drink a lotta water when you wake up. The nephrons in your kidneys reabsorb 80% of the water that passes through the glomerulus in what is called "obliglatory reabsorption," an osmotic side effect of ionic reabsorbtion. Reabsorbtion of the other 20% is governed by anti-diuretic hormone (ADH) at the distal convoluted tubule. 'Cept for one problem.... alcohol renders ADH useless. Thats why you piss so much when you imbibe. Ya just get dehydrated and get a headache and feel like crap. The only way to counteract the effect is to rehydrate as much as possible. So... when you drink... drink water! And after you drink.... drink water!

KcMizzou
11-25-2004, 11:21 PM
To avoid hangovers: DRINK LOTSA WATER. Drink a lotta water when you booze, and drink a lotta water when you wake up. The nephrons in your kidneys reabsorb 80% of the water that passes through the glomerulus in what is called "obliglatory reabsorption," an osmotic side effect of ionic reabsorbtion. Reabsorbtion of the other 20% is governed by anti-diuertic hormone (ADH). 'Cept for one problem.... alcohol renders ADH useless. Thats why you piss so much when you imbibe. Ya just get dehydrated and get a headache and feel like crap. The only way to counteract the effect is to rehydrate as much as possible. So... when you drink... drink water! And after you drink.... drink water! And after all that, sleep till 3pm...

ENDelt260
11-25-2004, 11:24 PM
And after all that, sleep till 3pm...
That's my hangover cure.

In college the cure involved marijuana. Tho, that often led to naps.