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Brando
11-24-2004, 11:34 PM
Who's out there tonight? I'm bored out of my friggin' skull. Someone start a decent conversation topic.

Nzoner
11-24-2004, 11:41 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=34475&stc=1

Brando
11-24-2004, 11:47 PM
Very nice start. Which one of our defenders is that?

PastorMikH
11-24-2004, 11:49 PM
I'm on my way out. Gotta hit the sack so I can get up and go kill a deer.

Brando
11-24-2004, 11:50 PM
I'm on my way out. Gotta hit the sack so I can get up and go kill a deer.

Save a deer..nail a beaver instead. Have fun!

Nzoner
11-24-2004, 11:51 PM
Very nice start. Which one of our defenders is that?

Time for a Rainman poll.

tk13
11-24-2004, 11:53 PM
I'm on my way out. Gotta hit the sack so I can get up and go kill a deer.
Most people serve turkey for Thanksgiving.

Brando
11-24-2004, 11:54 PM
Here's a great beer commercial for anyone bored or brave enough to enter this thread.
http://www.dothort.com/joke.php?jokeID=221

2bikemike
11-24-2004, 11:56 PM
I'm on my way out. Gotta hit the sack so I can get up and go kill a deer.

Good luck with that. One bit of advise if you come across a guy in your stand and if he looks vietnamese let him be. What ever you do don't call him names.

Brando
11-24-2004, 11:59 PM
Good luck with that. One bit of advise if you come across a guy in your stand and if he looks vietnamese let him be. What ever you do don't call him names.

Yes, call him by his give name. Bang Bang Owww!

Nzoner
11-25-2004, 12:04 AM
Here's a great beer commercial for anyone bored or brave enough to enter this thread.
http://www.dothort.com/joke.php?jokeID=221

:thumb:

tommykat
11-25-2004, 12:09 AM
I'm on my way out. Gotta hit the sack so I can get up and go kill a deer.

Bambi KILLER..........:deevee:

Brando
11-25-2004, 12:11 AM
Some more fun for everyone
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/foodeat.html

SNR
11-25-2004, 12:26 AM
Let's discuss the implications of the loss of the Western Front during the War of 1812 and how the "mosquito fleet" under Jefferson and paltry amount of time Madison had to prepare the country for a war led to the downfall of Fort Michilimackinac.

Brando
11-25-2004, 12:30 AM
Let's discuss the implications of the loss of the Western Front during the War of 1812 and how the "mosquito fleet" under Jefferson and paltry amount of time Madison had to prepare the country for a war led to the downfall of Fort Michilimackinac.
I just farted

SNR
11-25-2004, 12:40 AM
I just fartedI agree. Manifest destiny after the war was pretty self-evident even without the Monroe Doctrine.

Brando
11-25-2004, 12:42 AM
I agree. Manifest destiny after the war was pretty self-evident even without the Monroe Doctrine.
I see boobies!

tk13
11-25-2004, 12:44 AM
Let's discuss the implications of the loss of the Western Front during the War of 1812 and how the "mosquito fleet" under Jefferson and paltry amount of time Madison had to prepare the country for a war led to the downfall of Fort Michilimackinac.
I say we discuss Gordon Lightfoot songs.

Brando
11-25-2004, 12:45 AM
I say we discuss Gordon Lightfoot songs.
He was known from the Chippewa on down as the stat god they call TK13.

Phobia
11-25-2004, 12:53 AM
Why hasn't this thread been poop hijacked yet?

Brando
11-25-2004, 12:55 AM
Why hasn't this thread been poop hijacked yet?

This is extremely offensive but there are some great poop references.
http://www.dothort.com/joke.php?jokeID=224

SNR
11-25-2004, 12:59 AM
I say we discuss Gordon Lightfoot songs.ONE post.... I swear, it was ONE FRICKIN POST :banghead:

tk13
11-25-2004, 01:01 AM
ONE post.... I swear, it was ONE FRICKIN POST :banghead:
One post is like a diamond, it can last.... forever. :)

SNR
11-25-2004, 01:07 AM
One post is like a diamond, it can last.... forever. :)You're like an evil combination of Russ, Phil, and Titus....

And I mean that with sincerity.

tk13
11-25-2004, 01:09 AM
You're like an evil combination of Russ, Phil, and Titus....

And I mean that with sincerity.
ROFL That's the nicest compliment I've ever recieved here. I don't know whether to hug you or make fun of North Dakota some more.

Brando
11-25-2004, 01:12 AM
O.K. Let's get this thread back on track..enough of the reacharounds you two.

Demonpenz
11-25-2004, 01:13 AM
demon is in the preverbial house

tk13
11-25-2004, 01:15 AM
You know, Shannon Elizabeth looks so hot with the nerdy glasses in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. She needs to be cloned. Someone needs to look into this.

Brando
11-25-2004, 01:15 AM
Alright..conversation topic. Paris Hilton..Donkey Punch or Angry Pirate?

Demonpenz
11-25-2004, 01:21 AM
i like the tony danza

Brando
11-25-2004, 01:24 AM
i like the tony danza
Uh..Uh..you mean the encarnation of Beavis, Butthead, and Rocky Balboa?
How the F did this guy get a talk show? Who really wants to know what Tony Danza is talking about?

Brando
11-25-2004, 01:26 AM
On that note I think Christopher Walken would cripple Tony Danza in a street fight.

SNR
11-25-2004, 01:28 AM
ROFL That's the nicest compliment I've ever recieved here. I don't know whether to hug you or make fun of North Dakota some more.I'm up for some ND bashing.... it's been awhile. Lately all I've been getting is narc jokes from Phobia and organ jokes from Rain Man

Demonpenz
11-25-2004, 01:28 AM
no i like when i am ****ing a bitch to give her the tony danza and punch her in the head and exply "Who'
s the boss!"

Brando
11-25-2004, 01:29 AM
no i like when i am ****ing a bitch to give her the tony danza and punch her in the head and exply "Who'
s the boss!"
LOL rep

Brando
11-25-2004, 01:30 AM
Seeing as how it's almost Christmas
http://www.webflash.com/indexframe.php?id=437
Return of the BK retard

Phobia
11-25-2004, 01:31 AM
You're like an evil combination of Russ, Phil, and Titus....

And I mean that with sincerity.

Damn, feel badly for Chief Smoking Stick and I'm forever condemned by SNR. I don't know whether I should hang myself or go look at porn.... decisions, decisions.

Brando
11-25-2004, 01:32 AM
Seeing as how it's almost Christmas
http://www.webflash.com/indexframe.php?id=437
Return of the BK retard

No offense TK I forgot that you two were related.

Phobia
11-25-2004, 01:33 AM
I'm up for some ND bashing.... it's been awhile. Lately all I've been getting is narc jokes from Phobia and organ jokes from Rain Man

Dude, you should break out an Amish joke or orange Z3 joke on RainMan. That will make him think twice in the future.... which he normally does anyway.

Brando
11-25-2004, 01:40 AM
Allright..since none of these conversation topics is catching on here's a new one.
When do you suppose was the first time that GoChiefs grandma caught him masturbating with her panties on?

tk13
11-25-2004, 01:41 AM
Mitch Hedberg is on Comedy Central right now... this guy is unique, but hilarious...

SNR
11-25-2004, 01:45 AM
Allright..since none of these conversation topics is catching on here's a new one.
When do you suppose was the first time that GoChiefs grandma caught him masturbating with her panties on?I think you fail to understand the concept of these late night threads

SNR
11-25-2004, 01:47 AM
Mitch Hedberg is on Comedy Central right now... this guy is unique, but hilarious...I'm really excited right now because I've got a roll of Lifesavers in my pocket for after the show, and pineapple is NEXT!

Brando
11-25-2004, 01:48 AM
I'm really excited right now because I've got a roll of Lifesavers in my pocket for after the show, and pineapple is NEXT!

I'm drinking a Boulevard that was floating in the remnants of my melted ice from Monday night. It truly does not get any better than this. These are the salad days.

tk13
11-25-2004, 01:51 AM
A lot of death metal bands have intense names like ‘Rigor Mortis’ or ‘Mortuary’ or ‘Obituary’. We weren’t that intense, we just went with ‘Injured’. ROFL

Brando
11-25-2004, 01:52 AM
If you were one of those third world earth quake victims would you eat your own poo to stay alive while buried for weeks on end?

Phobia
11-25-2004, 01:54 AM
Mitch is better in person, but I hate it when he makes a funny joke and stares at you like you inspired it.

WTF happened to this thread? Is this one of them thar hijackings?

Brando
11-25-2004, 01:55 AM
Mitch is better in person, but I hate it when he makes a funny joke and stares at you like you inspired it.

WTF happened to this thread? Is this one of them thar hijackings?
I prefer to refer to it as a fecal excursion.

Brando
11-25-2004, 01:59 AM
DC forum..true political discussion thread or penis measuring contest?

Phobia
11-25-2004, 02:01 AM
DC forum..true political discussion thread or penis measuring contest?

Neither. It's a terd measuring contest. The problem being, they keep bringing the same ****ing 14" terd to measure every day. Nobody ever wins, but everybody sure smells like shit.

Brando
11-25-2004, 02:04 AM
Neither. It's a terd measuring contest. The problem being, they keep bringing the same ****ing 14" terd to measure every day. Nobody ever wins, but everybody sure smells like shit.
You would think that all the corn kernels would have been plucked out by now. If I want to get pissed off at the same people day in and day out I'll just go to work.

Brando
11-25-2004, 02:24 AM
Night F-er's! I'm friggin' freezing and falling asleep. Happy Turkey day to you all!

2bikemike
11-25-2004, 02:33 AM
Night F-er's! I'm friggin' freezing and falling asleep. Happy Turkey day to you all!

Good night and Happy Turkey day to you too!

PastorMikH
11-25-2004, 06:25 AM
Bambi KILLER..........:deevee:



Don't plan on killing Bambi. I plan on killing his dad.

Count Alex's Losses
11-25-2004, 06:47 AM
I AM HERE