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Braincase
11-25-2004, 04:01 PM
They've just hired Elizabeth Paige Laurie as their new Capologist. Sounds like a pretty good fit from my POV.

jspchief
11-25-2004, 04:06 PM
link?

Braincase
11-26-2004, 11:34 AM
link?

Er...uh... the link was from OrangeMane, and Taco killed it... yeah... it's his fault.

RNR
11-26-2004, 11:36 AM
Who is Elizabeth Paige Laurie?

Skip Towne
11-26-2004, 11:50 AM
Who is Elizabeth Paige Laurie?
Her mommy is Bud Walton's daughter. She inherited some of the Wal-Mart fortune. Her daddy built MU a new basketball arena and named it after Paige. Then the TV show 20/20 did an expose on Paige accusing her of paying another student $20,000 to do her papers and homework over a 3 year period. Oh, yeah, Paige didn't go to MU, she went to USC.

RNR
11-26-2004, 11:55 AM
Her mommy is Bud Walton's daughter. She inherited some of the Wal-Mart fortune. Her daddy built MU a new basketball arena and named it after Paige. Then the TV show 20/20 did an expose on Paige accusing her of paying another student $20,000 to do her papers and homework over a 3 year period. Oh, yeah, Paige didn't go to MU, she went to USC.
Is she single? heck they are all evil, but the money is pretty sexy.

Sure-Oz
11-26-2004, 12:18 PM
She is a blonde chick, probably not bright but doable!

Braincase
11-26-2004, 12:32 PM
She is a blonde chick, probably not bright but doable!

Saw replays of the ribbon cutting. Definitely hitable. She needs to be taught how to be behave. She needs a spanking.

TEX
11-26-2004, 12:54 PM
Now are the *Broncos going to give back their Lombardi's? :hmmm:

Skip Towne
11-26-2004, 01:05 PM
Is she single? heck they are all evil, but the money is pretty sexy.
If you score with her would you build KU a new basketball arena? Bud's money has already built one for MU and Arkansas.

Calcountry
11-26-2004, 02:00 PM
Broncos *

(* Violated the salary cap during their championship seasons), Broncos *

(* Violated the salary cap during their championship seasons), Broncos *

(* Violated the salary cap during their championship seasons).