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Donger
11-25-2004, 09:41 PM
of a Thanksgiving turkey?

I'm afraid that I shall be spending some time at the ER before tonight's over.

nychief
11-25-2004, 09:47 PM
:thumb: :thumb: of a Thanksgiving turkey?

I'm afraid that I shall be spending some time at the ER before tonight's over.

my god man! We may disagree on politics, but you are the KING of Turkey skin! :thumb: :thumb:

ENDelt260
11-25-2004, 09:48 PM
WTF? Is this some sort of bet? What are the stakes?

Miles
11-25-2004, 09:50 PM
Yeah, why the hell did you do that? The skin is nasty.

Donger
11-25-2004, 09:50 PM
WTF? Is this some sort of bet? What are the stakes?

No, I already bet my as*hole brothers that I couldn't eat the entire skin.

They lost initially, though I feel that my little-brother-itis may have finally caught up with me. And my colon.

Donger
11-25-2004, 09:52 PM
Yeah, why the hell did you do that? The skin is nasty.

No, it's not. To me, it's better than the meat. Then again, I've been known to eat two or three bags of pork rinds at one seating.

nychief
11-25-2004, 09:53 PM
No, it's not. To me, it's better than the meat. Then again, I've been known to eat two or three bags of pork rinds at one seating.

my god, the hits just keep on coming. I salute your pallete.

Donger
11-25-2004, 09:53 PM
:thumb: :thumb:

my god man! We may disagree on politics, but you are the KING of Turkey skin! :thumb: :thumb:

I'm not sure I want to be King of this. I feel as though I've contracted hemorrraghic fever of the intestines.

Phobia
11-25-2004, 09:56 PM
I would only eat the entire skin if it were a fried turkey.

Skip Towne
11-25-2004, 09:58 PM
I'm not sure I want to be King of this. I feel as though I've contracted hemorrraghic fever of the intestines.
Damn.......you're gonna die.

Donger
11-25-2004, 09:59 PM
I would only eat the entire skin if it were a fried turkey.

No. It was baked. The part near the butt was pretty gnarly, but I managed to swallow it down.

My wife's not talking to me. Something about setting a bad example for the kids or some such BS.

ENDelt260
11-25-2004, 09:59 PM
No, I already bet my as*hole brothers that I couldn't eat the entire skin.

They lost initially, though I feel that my little-brother-itis may have finally caught up with me. And my colon.
Uhhh... shouldn't this post have started with Yes, instead of No?

nychief
11-25-2004, 09:59 PM
I'm not sure I want to be King of this. I feel as though I've contracted hemorrraghic fever of the intestines.


That is just a couple of ventricals closing up... not to worry.

ENDelt260
11-25-2004, 09:59 PM
My wife's not talking to me. Something about setting a bad example for the kids or some such BS.

ROFL Chicks.

Phobia
11-25-2004, 10:02 PM
No. It was baked. The part near the butt was pretty gnarly, but I managed to swallow it down.

My wife's not talking to me. Something about setting a bad example for the kids or some such BS.

Really? I cut up and annoyed the entire family during dominos. At one point, I was hosting a puppet show with my domino hand. I had 9 dominos and 5 of them had 9 dots and the other 4 had 6 dots on at least one side.

They were really pissed off, so now my wife is getting ready to not talk to me, too.... only because her mouth will be full, though. See you again in about 20 minutes.

Donger
11-25-2004, 10:03 PM
Uhhh... shouldn't this post have started with Yes, instead of No?

Yeah, you're correct. It was a bet. In two parts:

1) I couldn't eat the entire skin.
2) If I could, I would either vomit or crap it all out before 6am tomorrow.

Well, one is taken care of. Two is subject to interpretation.

Not too smart, my brothers.

nychief
11-25-2004, 10:04 PM
Really? I cut up and annoyed the entire family during dominos. At one point, I was hosting a puppet show with my domino hand. I had 9 dominos and 5 of them had 9 dots and the other 4 had 6 dots on at least one side.

They were really pissed off, so now my wife is getting ready to not talk to me, too.... only because her mouth will be full, though. See you again in about 20 minutes.


i will paypal someone to translate this...

ENDelt260
11-25-2004, 10:04 PM
Two is subject to interpretation.

Not too smart, my brothers.

No kidding. How exactly do they plan to determine what your shit is made up of?

KcMizzou
11-25-2004, 10:05 PM
No I haven't... but you're my hero.

ENDelt260
11-25-2004, 10:05 PM
i will paypal someone to translate this...
Into what language?

Donger
11-25-2004, 10:06 PM
No kidding. How exactly do they plan to determine what your shit is made up of?

They were drunk. I'll cut some slack.

nychief
11-25-2004, 10:06 PM
Into what language?

oh, english will do.

KcMizzou
11-25-2004, 10:07 PM
Really? I cut up and annoyed the entire family during dominos.
This part spooks me a bit.....

Donger
11-25-2004, 10:08 PM
That is just a couple of ventricals closing up... not to worry.

My heart was removed by that whore in HS with the big hoo-hoos and a mouth like a Hoover Wind-Vac. I fear not.

ENDelt260
11-25-2004, 10:09 PM
oh, english will do.
Heck, that's easy.

Really? I cut up and annoyed the entire family during dominos. At one point, I was hosting a puppet show with my domino hand. I had 9 dominos and 5 of them had 9 dots and the other 4 had 6 dots on at least one side.

They were really pissed off, so now my wife is getting ready to not talk to me, too.... only because her mouth will be full, though. See you again in about 20 minutes.

I charge $50.

ENDelt260
11-25-2004, 10:10 PM
This part spooks me a bit.....
I don't know why.

KcMizzou
11-25-2004, 10:11 PM
I don't know why. I figured he cut up the family...

In that case, I can see why the wife would be annoyed.

ENDelt260
11-25-2004, 10:12 PM
I figured he cut up the family...

In that case, I can see why the wife would be annoyed.
In this context "cut up" means he was making an ass out of himself trying to be funny.

You've never heard that before?

Skip Towne
11-25-2004, 10:13 PM
Yeah, you're correct. It was a bet. In two parts:

1) I couldn't eat the entire skin.
2) If I could, I would either vomit or crap it all out before 6am tomorrow.

Well, one is taken care of. Two is subject to interpretation.

Not too smart, my brothers.
You have stupid brothers? Is there any hope for you? Genetics are a bitch.

KcMizzou
11-25-2004, 10:14 PM
In this context "cut up" means he was making an ass out of himself trying to be funny.

You've never heard that before? Yeah, I have. The mistake was itentional. I too, was trying to be funny. Obviously, I failed miserably.

ENDelt260
11-25-2004, 10:16 PM
Yeah, I have. The mistake was itentional. I too, was trying to be funny. Obviously, I failed miserably.
On the plus side, this post made me laugh out loud.

It's not your fault I didn't laugh at the first one. It's nychief's.

Donger
11-25-2004, 10:16 PM
You have stupid brothers? Is there any hope for you? Genetics are a bitch.

Stupidity through self-applied chemistry. Although the stupidity only seems to raise its ugly head when preceeded by eight or so beers.

ENDelt260
11-25-2004, 10:17 PM
I'm stupid sober... if I've been consuming one or more mind altering substances to excess... look out.

KcMizzou
11-25-2004, 10:18 PM
It's not your fault I didn't laugh at the first one. It's nychief's.Heh.. that works for me. :D

digi2fish
11-25-2004, 10:21 PM
In this context "cut up" means he was making an ass out of himself trying to be funny.

You've never heard that before?

that's great
now I'm all ready to translate it into chinese.
paypal me.

ENDelt260
11-25-2004, 10:23 PM
that's great
now I'm all ready to translate it into chinese.
paypal me.
I don't need you. I've got babelfish.

Skip Towne
11-25-2004, 10:28 PM
Stupidity through self-applied chemistry. Although the stupidity only seems to raise its ugly head when preceeded by eight or so beers.
So you're saying you are doing dope but you don't get stupid until you are drunk?

Logical
11-25-2004, 10:38 PM
Yeah, why the hell did you do that? The skin is nasty.

Properly cooked the skin is great but it is chock full of butter. Man Donger should have a case of the trots from hell.

Ari Chi3fs
11-25-2004, 10:45 PM
Properly cooked the skin is great but it is chock full of butter. Man Donger should have a case of the trots from hell.

I hope he washes his legs after.

cdcox
11-25-2004, 11:26 PM
I hope he washes his legs after.

ROFL

I'm really looking forward to hearing how this comes out.

Rausch
11-25-2004, 11:52 PM
I don't need you. I've got babelfish.

My first Spanish paper this year came back "Babelfish is not studying."

Apparently it only translates word for word and doesn't take into account HOW things are said in different languages. :banghead:

tk13
11-26-2004, 12:04 AM
My first Spanish paper this year came back "Babelfish is not studying."

Apparently it only translates word for word and doesn't take into account HOW things are said in different languages. :banghead:
Yes... using it to do a paper with a good Spanish teacher will get you destroyed. :)

Demonpenz
11-26-2004, 12:08 AM
babel fish sould delicious

digi2fish
11-26-2004, 02:38 AM
I don't need you. I've got babelfish.

I gotta go take down digi2fish.com now....

ENDelt260
11-26-2004, 03:39 AM
My first Spanish paper this year came back "Babelfish is not studying."

Apparently it only translates word for word and doesn't take into account HOW things are said in different languages. :banghead:
Duh.

That's why it's a fun game to translate something from English into another language, then translate it back.

Phobia
11-26-2004, 04:17 AM
Okay, I'm back. That was a long 20 minutes.

KCWolfman
11-26-2004, 08:34 AM
You have stupid brothers? Is there any hope for you? Genetics are a bitch.
Why were they stupid? Their aortas are not performing the mudslide push right now.

KCWolfman
11-26-2004, 08:35 AM
that's great
now I'm all ready to translate it into chinese.
paypal me.
We only pay for Mandarin, that damned gutter Cantonese ain't worth our time.

Donger
11-26-2004, 12:53 PM
Survived!

Phobia
11-26-2004, 03:22 PM
Survived!
I hope you washed your legs - you really need to....

Wow, that joke never grows old.

chiefs4me
11-26-2004, 05:19 PM
No. It was baked. The part near the butt was pretty gnarly, but I managed to swallow it down.

My wife's not talking to me. Something about setting a bad example for the kids or some such BS.


:Lin:

chiefs4me
11-26-2004, 05:32 PM
My first Spanish paper this year came back "Babelfish is not studying."

Apparently it only translates word for word and doesn't take into account HOW things are said in different languages. :banghead:



A-HA,,I got a letter about a month ago from my son's teacher, seems this is how he was doing his spanish work also. But not anymore.:thumb:

BIG_DADDY
11-26-2004, 05:43 PM
Outstanding, how big was it?