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Jenny Gump
11-29-2004, 09:42 AM
If I could search for the workplace pet peeve thread, I would. Since I can't....here it is:

Newly discovered workplace pet peeve....women who wear bells on their shoes this time of year. I mean come on. Really.

jcroft
11-29-2004, 09:43 AM
Oh man. That's bad. I'm sorry you have to deal with that.

Jenny Gump
11-29-2004, 09:44 AM
Oh man. That's bad. I'm sorry you have to deal with that.

Jingle, jingle, jingle.

Skip Towne
11-29-2004, 09:47 AM
I don't mind if they have big hooters.

Rain Man
11-29-2004, 09:48 AM
It depends. Are the bells shiny and reflective?

jcroft
11-29-2004, 09:49 AM
I don't mind if they have big hooters.

Not even big hooters can save a girl with bells on her shoes. Seriously.

BigMeatballDave
11-29-2004, 09:52 AM
Not even big hooters can save a girl with bells on her shoes. Seriously.A nice turd-cutter would...

Jenny Gump
11-29-2004, 09:55 AM
Jingle, jingle, jingle.

Rain Man
11-29-2004, 09:57 AM
Since we're already talking about bells and hooters, would they jingle as much if she wore them up there?

Jenny Gump
11-29-2004, 10:01 AM
Since we're already talking about bells and hooters, would they jingle as much if she wore them up there?

JINGLE, JINGLE, JINGLE.

Bob Dole
11-29-2004, 10:03 AM
If I could search for the workplace pet peeve thread, I would. Since I can't....here it is:

Newly discovered workplace pet peeve....women who wear bells on their shoes this time of year. I mean come on. Really.

Are we left to assume that men who wear bells on their shoes are acceptable? (NTTAWWT)

Jenny Gump
11-29-2004, 10:05 AM
Are we left to assume that men who wear bells on their shoes are acceptable? (NTTAWWT)

Somehow, I do think I would find it more tolerable.

mlyonsd
11-29-2004, 10:05 AM
Somehow, I do think I would find it more tolerable.

Yea, but it would give everyone there something to talk about.

Rain Man
11-29-2004, 10:06 AM
I'm not so sure. My coworkers seem to be avoiding me today.

It's almost like they're getting some advance warning that I'm coming down the hall.

Jenny Gump
11-29-2004, 10:06 AM
Yea, but it would give everyone there something to talk about.

I have a feeling that if a man wore bells on his shoes to work, we would have come to expect that behavior long before it ever happened. Or maybe not. I really should get to work.

Skip Towne
11-29-2004, 10:08 AM
JINGLE, JINGLE, JINGLE.
Good one!

ROYC75
11-29-2004, 10:12 AM
She comes with bells ? How about whistles too ?

Soupnazi
11-29-2004, 10:16 AM
Perhaps it's done to distract from the obnoxious B.O.?

ROYC75
11-29-2004, 10:20 AM
Think about this .... a gal with bells, whistles, push buttons on a playground of delight ?

Sounds like a hit to me.

Jenny Gump
11-29-2004, 11:19 AM
Jingle, jingle, jingle.

(If I have to hear it, you're going to have to bear the pain with me)

Saulbadguy
11-29-2004, 11:22 AM
Haha..bells. Thats classic. Personally I dislike any christmas apparel.

Rain Man
11-29-2004, 11:23 AM
Jingle, jingle, jingle.

(If I have to hear it, you're going to have to bear the pain with me)


In my mind, I'm converting it to jiggle, jiggle, jiggle. It's much better that way.

JimNasium
11-29-2004, 11:24 AM
This is reminiscent of the Seinfeld Tic-Tac episode.

Saulbadguy
11-29-2004, 11:25 AM
This is reminiscent of the Seinfeld Tic-Tac episode.
I think everything that happens in life is reminiscent of some sort of Seinfeld episode. More and more I find myself facing daily situations in life and think "Hey, this is just like that Seinfeld episode!"

Wile_E_Coyote
11-29-2004, 11:25 AM
jingle(here I come) jingle(stop talking about me)jingle

Jenny Gump
11-29-2004, 11:25 AM
Jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle. (She walked further to the front this time)

cadmonkey
11-29-2004, 11:25 AM
Jingle, jingle, jingle.

(If I have to hear it, you're going to have to bear the pain with me)


Accounts Payable, Nina speaking...........JUST A MOMENT!
Accounts Payable, Nina speaking...........JUST A MOMENT!
Accounts Payable, Nina speaking...........JUST A MOMENT!
Accounts Payable, Nina speaking...........JUST A MOMENT!

Raiderhader
11-29-2004, 11:27 AM
If I could search for the workplace pet peeve thread, I would. Since I can't....here it is:

Newly discovered workplace pet peeve....women who wear bells on their shoes this time of year. I mean come on. Really.


Scrooge.

Saulbadguy
11-29-2004, 11:27 AM
There is only one solution to this. Get bigger and better bells, and wear them tommorow. Wear a friggin cowbell. When people ask you about it, claim its a "Christmas Bell". They will leave you alone, trust me.

Raiderhader
11-29-2004, 11:28 AM
Jingle, jingle, jingle.

(If I have to hear it, you're going to have to bear the pain with me)


We don't have to, we could just ignore this thread.

cadmonkey
11-29-2004, 11:30 AM
There is only one solution to this. Get bigger and better bells, and wear them tommorow. Wear a friggin cowbell. When people ask you about it, claim its a "Christmas Bell". They will leave you alone, trust me.


No, there is a better way around this. Get yourself a Reindeer, bring it to the office and have it leave "little treats" at her desk. Tell her, "There's your f*cking jingle bells."

Jenny Gump
11-29-2004, 11:30 AM
There is only one solution to this. Get bigger and better bells, and wear them tommorow. Wear a friggin cowbell. When people ask you about it, claim its a "Christmas Bell". They will leave you alone, trust me.

ROFL Visual thinker here. I have a meeting tomorrow...can just picture walking in with a wreath around my neck, in my suit.ROFL

Jenny Gump
11-29-2004, 11:31 AM
We don't have to, we could just ignore this thread.
You have apparently not chosen this option.

JimNasium
11-29-2004, 11:33 AM
I've got big jingle bells.

http://www.animalstop.com/BellsImages/30mmJingleBellwebpagePNG.png

Rain Man
11-29-2004, 11:34 AM
I think everything that happens in life is reminiscent of some sort of Seinfeld episode. More and more I find myself facing daily situations in life and think "Hey, this is just like that Seinfeld episode!"


Like the time you accidentally pretended you were an Aryan white supremacist? That was great.

Stinger
11-29-2004, 11:35 AM
Hey this thread reminds me, I need to get that misletoe belt buckle out of the closet.

JimNasium
11-29-2004, 11:36 AM
Like the time you accidentally pretended you were an Aryan white supremacist? That was great.
Or how about the time he pretended to be gay so he could live with two girls. Oh wait.....that's a different sit-com. Never mind.

ENDelt260
11-29-2004, 11:49 AM
Not even big hooters can save a girl with bells on her shoes. Seriously.
Nonsense. I wanna know she's coming so I turn around to look. Don't wanna miss it.

Hell, I should've started belling big tittied women years ago. Think of all the leers I may have missed out on over the years by just not knowing a big boobied woman was nearby.

Saulbadguy
11-29-2004, 11:49 AM
Like the time you accidentally pretended you were an Aryan white supremacist? That was great.
Sort of. I was pretending to be a Black Panther.

You need to update your Shaunard Harts diary. Also, Week 5 has an error. Hung out at THE mall..or A mall..or something.

Rain Man
11-29-2004, 11:54 AM
You need to update your Shaunard Harts diary. Also, Week 5 has an error. Hung out at THE mall..or A mall..or something.


There's a 500-character limit. It's reading more and more like a telegram as the season progresses (or regresses - whatever).

Raiderhader
11-29-2004, 11:56 AM
You have apparently not chosen this option.


It does not annoy me.

Raiderhader
11-29-2004, 11:57 AM
In my mind, I'm converting it to jiggle, jiggle, jiggle. It's much better that way.


I see that you are like 'Delt, you go for the fatties.

Rain Man
11-29-2004, 11:58 AM
I see that you are like 'Delt, yu go for the fatties.

Only if the fat has a nipple on it.

Phobia
11-29-2004, 11:58 AM
Women who wear bells during the holiday season are kinky. They also have nipple clamps and anal beads in their nightstand.

I strongly recommend tapping that ass.

If you give me a phone number, I'll be there with bells on.

ENDelt260
11-29-2004, 11:59 AM
Only if the fat has a nipple on it.
FTR, I avoid nippleless girls as well.

That's just weird.

Baby Lee
11-29-2004, 12:02 PM
There is only one solution to this. Get bigger and better bells, and wear them tommorow. Wear a friggin cowbell. When people ask you about it, claim its a "Christmas Bell". They will leave you alone, trust me.
ROFL ROFL - jennygump has a fever, . . a fever for more cowbell!!!

Jenny Gump
11-29-2004, 12:36 PM
Jingle. Jingle, jingle, jingle. Jingle.

ChiTown
11-29-2004, 12:39 PM
FTR, I avoid nippleless girls as well.

That's just weird.

That, and girls with 3 nipples........it's just too confusing.

ROYC75
11-29-2004, 12:41 PM
Jingle. Jingle, jingle, jingle. Jingle.


Come Jenny, tell us the truth, the bells are getting you excited.

ChiTown
11-29-2004, 12:43 PM
Come Jenny, tell us the truth, the bells are getting you excited.

For chrissakes, Jenny, will you please show Roy your panties already. Don't make the man beg!..............................

ROYC75
11-29-2004, 12:43 PM
Maybe the bells going Jingle Jingle Jingle reminds Jenny of what she will wear tomorrow .....Ding dong ,ding dong, ding dong on her thong.

ROYC75
11-29-2004, 12:50 PM
For chrissakes, Jenny, will you please show Roy your panties already. Don't make the man beg!..............................

Oh yeah, pawn it off on me when in fact that it is you that wishes to see them.....

NTTIAWWT

Skip Towne
11-29-2004, 01:52 PM
Hey, the jingling has stopped. Maybe Jenny killed her.

Raiderhader
11-29-2004, 01:54 PM
Hey, the jingling has stopped. Maybe Jenny killed her.


Or she killed Jenny.

Saulbadguy
11-29-2004, 02:08 PM
While we are at it..why does it have to be 80 fvcking degrees in our area?

ENDelt260
11-29-2004, 02:10 PM
While we are at it..why does it have to be 80 fvcking degrees in our area?
Heh... it ain't 80 degrees in my office. It might be 50, tho.

Pants
11-29-2004, 02:13 PM
What's NTTAWWT?

Saulbadguy
11-29-2004, 02:13 PM
Heh... it ain't 80 degrees in my office. It might be 50, tho.
In the summer its 60 degrees in here, in the winter its 80 degrees. No moderate temperatures...god. Funny (not really) thing is if I walk outside of our "area", which is about 12 feet away from where i'm sitting right now, its 70 degrees.

Saulbadguy
11-29-2004, 02:14 PM
What's NTTAWWT?
Not that theres anything wrong with that. (Seinfeld ripoff).

Jenny Gump
11-29-2004, 02:15 PM
Jingle. Jingle. Jingle jingle jingle.

ROYC75
11-29-2004, 02:32 PM
I can hear the music in the background playing ..... Jennys got a gun....

Jenny Gump
11-29-2004, 02:33 PM
I can hear the music in the background playing ..... Jennys got a gun....

ROFL

Rain Man
11-29-2004, 02:41 PM
Jingle. Jingle. Jingle jingle jingle.


I think she's leaving.

big nasty kcnut
11-29-2004, 02:42 PM
jenny here what you do get a scissor tell the woman to take off the shoes. Cause your getting shocked with static when she come by and then cut off the bells and say here the problem and walk away.

ENDelt260
11-29-2004, 02:45 PM
It's tempting to blame the temp around here on the fact that the power was off all weekend for some maintenance garbage... but, it's 1:40 in the afternoon. Supposedly the power came back sometime last night. You'd think it would be warmed back up by now.

Course, right now some maintenance guy is probably running through a similar thought process. I bet he goes and makes an adjustment, and tomorrow morning it'll be 90.

Swanman
11-29-2004, 02:47 PM
jenny here what you do get a scissor tell the woman to take off the shoes. Cause your getting shocked with static when she come by and then cut off the bells and say here the problem and walk away.

Yeah, what Nut said.

Jenny Gump
11-29-2004, 03:18 PM
I'm going to go check on her. I haven't heard a jingle in a while.

Swanman
11-29-2004, 03:21 PM
I'm going to go check on her. I haven't heard a jingle in a while.

Maybe KCNut took the scissors to her.

Bob Dole
11-29-2004, 03:42 PM
What's NTTAWWT?


n00b.

(NTTAWWT)

Pants
11-29-2004, 03:48 PM
n00b.

(NTTAWWT)

Bob Dole was a nub once too.

(NTTAWWT)

Raiderhader
11-29-2004, 04:00 PM
Bob Dole was a nub once too.

(NTTAWWT)


Not here he wasn't.

Bob Dole
11-29-2004, 04:01 PM
Bob Dole was a nub once too.

(NTTAWWT)

Yeah. About 1986 when nearly <i>everyone else</i> was also a n00b.

ENDelt260
11-29-2004, 04:02 PM
Yeah. About 1986 when nearly <i>everyone else</i> was also a n00b.
I was in kindergarten. :D

edit... wait, that's not right. Make that second grade.

Pants
11-29-2004, 04:02 PM
Yeah. About 1986 when nearly <i>everyone else</i> was also a n00b.

I was 1 at the time.

ENDelt260
11-29-2004, 04:03 PM
I was 1 at the time.
Apparently, I have no idea how old I was. I'm just taking stabs in the dark at this point.

Saulbadguy
11-29-2004, 04:06 PM
Check this out. I work at a school district, and here in Kansas we have "inclement weather days". These are days when there is bad weather, and all of the schools shut down. Certified staff (teachers) and students stay home, while essential employees must report to work. Essential employees are very few and far between, but guess what my department was just notified of:

WE ARE ALL FVCKIN ESSENTIAL EMPLOYEES. I've had to come in on these days when I can barely get my car out of the driveway, and all we do is sit on our ass all day doing nothing (and not the nothing I do now..LITERALLY nothing.) If we call in sick, we MUST bring in a doctors note proving it, else we are docked pay.

Pants
11-29-2004, 04:06 PM
Apparently, I have no idea how old I was. I'm just taking stabs in the dark at this point.

LOL.

ENDelt260
11-29-2004, 04:08 PM
Check this out. I work at a school district, and here in Kansas we have "inclement weather days". These are days when there is bad weather, and all of the schools shut down. Certified staff (teachers) and students stay home, while essential employees must report to work. Essential employees are very few and far between, but guess what my department was just notified of:

WE ARE ALL FVCKIN ESSENTIAL EMPLOYEES. I've had to come in on these days when I can barely get my car out of the driveway, and all we do is sit on our ass all day doing nothing (and not the nothing I do now..LITERALLY nothing.) If we call in sick, we MUST bring in a doctors note proving it, else we are docked pay.
*points at Saul*

Hahahahahahahaha!!!

Raiderhader
11-29-2004, 04:08 PM
Apparently, I have no idea how old I was. I'm just taking stabs in the dark at this point.


*ENDelt stumbles around the Planet drunk and confused as always*

ENDelt260
11-29-2004, 04:09 PM
*ENDelt stumbles around the Planet drunk and confused as always*
I am NOT drunk!

JimNasium
11-29-2004, 04:12 PM
Check this out. I work at a school district, and here in Kansas we have "inclement weather days". These are days when there is bad weather, and all of the schools shut down. Certified staff (teachers) and students stay home, while essential employees must report to work. Essential employees are very few and far between, but guess what my department was just notified of:

WE ARE ALL FVCKIN ESSENTIAL EMPLOYEES. I've had to come in on these days when I can barely get my car out of the driveway, and all we do is sit on our ass all day doing nothing (and not the nothing I do now..LITERALLY nothing.) If we call in sick, we MUST bring in a doctors note proving it, else we are docked pay.
Perhaps you could convince the school district that you are an existential employee rather than essential. It's worth a shot.

Raiderhader
11-29-2004, 04:13 PM
I am NOT drunk!


Bullshit. You are a walking keg. Your blood was replaced long ago with alcahol.

Raiderhader
11-29-2004, 04:14 PM
Perhaps you could convince the school district that you are an existential employee rather than essential. It's worth a shot.

Becareful not to over state your case though, you do too good a job of convincing them that you are not essential they might just fire you.

ENDelt260
11-29-2004, 04:28 PM
Bullshit. You are a walking keg. Your blood was replaced long ago with alcahol.
Why the hell am I still going to the liquor store, then?

Screw this... after work I'm stopping by the medical supply store and picking up some syringes.

Raiderhader
11-29-2004, 04:34 PM
Why the hell am I still going to the liquor store, then?

Screw this... after work I'm stopping by the medical supply store and picking up some syringes.


Old habits die hard.

Rausch
11-29-2004, 04:40 PM
Yeah. About 1986 when nearly <i>everyone else</i> was also a n00b.

Bob Dole is famous...

SPchief
11-29-2004, 04:48 PM
I am NOT drunk!


yet :)

Rain Man
11-29-2004, 05:05 PM
Check this out. I work at a school district, and here in Kansas we have "inclement weather days". These are days when there is bad weather, and all of the schools shut down. Certified staff (teachers) and students stay home, while essential employees must report to work. Essential employees are very few and far between, but guess what my department was just notified of:

WE ARE ALL FVCKIN ESSENTIAL EMPLOYEES. I've had to come in on these days when I can barely get my car out of the driveway, and all we do is sit on our ass all day doing nothing (and not the nothing I do now..LITERALLY nothing.) If we call in sick, we MUST bring in a doctors note proving it, else we are docked pay.

It seems like you should be able to find all sorts of people who can confirm how unnecessary you are.

Jenny Gump
11-30-2004, 01:29 PM
Two jinglers today. Apparently it's contagious.

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Saulbadguy
11-30-2004, 01:30 PM
Its actually 70 degrees in the office today, a nice change of pace.

Raiderhader
11-30-2004, 01:31 PM
Jingle Bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg.
Batmobile broke a wheel,
And Joker got away.

ENDelt260
11-30-2004, 01:37 PM
Two jinglers today. Apparently it's contagious.

jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle
jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle
jingle jingle jingle jingle jinglejingle jingle jingle jingle jingle

jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle
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jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle
jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle
What's awesome is, it's not even December yet.

You've got almost a full month of this to look forward to.

ENDelt260
11-30-2004, 01:38 PM
Its actually 70 degrees in the office today, a nice change of pace.
I don't know what the hell the temperature in the office is today. It's back to "normal"... whatever the hell that is.

chiefs4me
11-30-2004, 01:45 PM
If she kicks her shoes off at her desk,,,walk by drop your pen/pencil and swipe the shoes. Cut off the bells and leave the shoes laying where she can find them. She will get the message. Or go up to her and ask her how old are you? If she has any brains she will understand. Too bad she doesn't respect others around her.

Rain Man
11-30-2004, 02:07 PM
Are you sure they're bells? Maybe they're spurs.

(Singing) I got spurrrrrrs that jingle jangle jingle....

Jenny Gump
11-30-2004, 02:35 PM
Are you sure they're bells? Maybe they're spurs.

(Singing) I got spurrrrrrs that jingle jangle jingle....

It's a sweet little sound...almost like tiny little angels dancing on my brain.

There are now three jinglers.

I'm going to kill myself.

Phobia
11-30-2004, 02:38 PM
I think it may be time to rent an industrial strength electromagnet....

Unless you happen to work in a hospital. If you work in a hospital full of bell people, your only option is murder. The best part of working in a hospital is simple coverup of murder....

Phobia
11-30-2004, 02:39 PM
I'm going to kill myself.

Do not kill yourself. Kill them.

Jenny Gump
11-30-2004, 02:39 PM
Do not kill yourself. Kill them.

I think I could live with that option.

Phobia
11-30-2004, 02:42 PM
I think I could live with that option.

Wow, that was deep.

bogie
11-30-2004, 05:25 PM
It's a sweet little sound...almost like tiny little angels dancing on my brain.

There are now three jinglers.

I'm going to kill myself.

One more and you have a team of 4. You could hook a sleigh to them and have them pull you to Grandma's house.

ENDelt260
11-30-2004, 05:53 PM
There are now three jinglers.

Dang... by Christmas you'll be the only one without bells on your shoes.

NOTE TO SELF: Watch Springfield news from Dec 15 on for story about woman going on a homicidal rampage.