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Phobia
11-29-2004, 11:24 AM
Knowing Paul, he could have broken his nose any number of ways. Here are your choices.

Taco John
11-29-2004, 11:26 AM
He put his hand in Priest's Nacho tub...
Everything went downhill after that...

Iowanian
11-29-2004, 11:29 AM
I say his girl robot slapped him when he licked her face.

RedNeckRaider
11-29-2004, 11:33 AM
I voted for what I hope happened :)

ENDelt260
11-29-2004, 11:34 AM
I voted for what I hope happened :)
Been fantasizing about teabagging Paul again?

SPchief
11-29-2004, 11:36 AM
It was part of a nearly fatal teabagging episode with his rommate.


ROFL ROFL ROFL

Otter
11-29-2004, 11:36 AM
Poor guy is prolly in surgery right now and Phil's starting these threads. tsk tsk

All male twister accident, no doubt.

Cochise
11-29-2004, 11:37 AM
Danelle from Metrosports busted him with a left hook after he was peeping on her in the shower again.

RedNeckRaider
11-29-2004, 11:37 AM
Been fantasizing about teabagging Paul again?
ROFL fug off! I bet he wrote a check with his mouth his ass could not cash. Some guy got sick of his crap and clocked him.

Phobia
11-29-2004, 11:39 AM
Poor guy is prolly in surgery right now and Phil's starting these threads. tsk tsk

It's okay. He won't see it for a week.

Rain Man
11-29-2004, 11:42 AM
I voted for the Twister accident, but I actually lean more toward a depth perception issue that resulted in him ramming his nose into the TV screen while watching "Girls Gone Wild - Bulgaria."

RedNeckRaider
11-29-2004, 11:42 AM
Poor guy is prolly in surgery right now and Phil's starting these threads. tsk tskIf the guy hit him hard enough he might not be able to see it now.

Phobia
11-29-2004, 11:44 AM
I voted for the Twister accident, but I actually lean more toward a depth perception issue that resulted in him ramming his nose into the TV screen while watching "Girls Gone Wild - Bulgaria."

Hey - this is my poll. I only want to hear your idea if you voted for the last option. You can't have your chips and eat them, too.

BIG_DADDY
11-29-2004, 11:48 AM
It's okay. He won't see it for a week.

ROFL

go bowe
11-29-2004, 11:49 AM
Hey - this is my poll. I only want to hear your idea if you voted for the last option. You can't have your chips and eat them, too.mmmmmmmmm... chips... :p

Scaga
11-29-2004, 12:28 PM
A poorly timed pelvic thrust???

:hmmm:

Predarat
11-29-2004, 12:47 PM
He tried to get in the middle of the deaf couple from Olathe. They either REALLY liked the idea or REALLY didn't.

ck_IN
11-29-2004, 12:49 PM
I voted for all male twister accident. And against my better judgement I have to ask what is teabagging?

go bowe
11-29-2004, 12:53 PM
I voted for all male twister accident. And against my better judgement I have to ask what is teabagging?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=teabagging&f=1

Phobia
11-29-2004, 12:55 PM
I voted for all male twister accident. And against my better judgement I have to ask what is teabagging?

Oh - like you don't know, homo.

ck_IN
11-29-2004, 12:55 PM
Alrighty then. I truely think I could've went the rest of my life quite happily without that morsel of knowledge but I did ask for it. :shake:

shakesthecat
11-29-2004, 12:56 PM
Man: Let's teabag!
Your Daughter: Okay!


:clap: ROFL

Raiderhader
11-29-2004, 12:59 PM
I think the incident centered around him trying to get his $500 back.....

ck_IN
11-29-2004, 01:00 PM
<i>Oh - like you don't know, homo.</i>

Now I know why you live in Texas Phil. They make 'em bigger down there and you want to go for the gusto.

Phobia
11-29-2004, 01:03 PM
<i>Oh - like you don't know, homo.</i>

Now I know why you live in Texas Phil. They make 'em bigger down there and you want to go for the gusto.

That would be funny if I lived in Texas. Where have you been since February?

Mr. Kotter
11-29-2004, 01:05 PM
Been fantasizing about teabagging Paul again?

Nice. Anyone else I'd give rep; but I don't wanna break my record of never giving you rep..... :p

Mr. Kotter
11-29-2004, 01:08 PM
It's okay. He won't see it for a week.

A week to recover from rhinoplasty??? :hmmm:

ENDelt260
11-29-2004, 01:09 PM
Nice. Anyone else I'd give rep; but I don't wanna break my record of never giving you rep..... :p
Eh, I've been maxed out for awhile anyway.

Mr. Kotter
11-29-2004, 01:12 PM
Eh, I've been maxed out for awhile anyway.

Show-off. :harumph:

:p

Bwana
11-29-2004, 01:13 PM
My guess would be a misplaced swing of a nut sack caught him. :hmmm:

BigRedChief
11-29-2004, 01:14 PM
All male twister accident, no doubt.


Quote: <HR SIZE=1>Originally Posted by ENDelt260
Been fantasizing about teabagging Paul again? <HR SIZE=1>

I see a couple of options that were left off.

Trying to conver lions to christianity and fat blind biker mama set down too hard on his face.

Jenny Gump
11-29-2004, 01:18 PM
A poorly timed pelvic thrust???

:hmmm:

Ummm....I doubt it.

ROYC75
11-29-2004, 01:26 PM
It's not your day Paul.... I had to go with the Pistol Packin Peckerheaded Male Twister game.

ck_IN
11-29-2004, 01:26 PM
<i>That would be funny if I lived in Texas. Where have you been since February?</i>

Obviously not paying attention to your location line.

What took you and Pink out of Houston? And congrats or sympathies, whichever applies.

Phobia
11-29-2004, 01:29 PM
<i>That would be funny if I lived in Texas. Where have you been since February?</i>

Obviously not paying attention to your location line.

What took you and Pink out of Houston? And congrats or sympathies, whichever applies.

Family, basically. Both ends. Getting away from hers in Houston and nearer to mine. :D

BigRedChief
11-29-2004, 01:41 PM
Family, basically. Both ends. Getting away from hers in Houston and nearer to mine. :D

You married a Texan? You one yourself? :hmmm:

Phobia
11-29-2004, 01:46 PM
You married a Texan? You one yourself? :hmmm:

I did. No, I'm not. Born in KCMO, grew up Iowanian.

Braincase
11-29-2004, 02:20 PM
Oooh, OOooh! Mr. Kotter! I know which option will generate the most email!

Mr. Kotter
11-29-2004, 02:42 PM
... grew up Iowanian.

You didn't have to go and admit that, now.... :shake:

Raiderhader
11-29-2004, 03:19 PM
I think the incident centered around him trying to get his $500 back.....


It just donned on me that I got this loser confused with the Candian loser. Easy enough to do, they are both morons.

I'll go with the naked guy twister game in that case.

Phobia
11-29-2004, 05:09 PM
Get Well soon.

Iowanian
11-29-2004, 06:34 PM
I'm going to ask my buddy whose toddler has Lukemia to sign the card.

Fat Elvis
11-29-2004, 06:36 PM
Oooh, OOooh! Mr. Kotter! I know which option will generate the most email!


ROFL

chiefs4me
11-29-2004, 07:49 PM
I will guess that he,,,fell out of bed.

The Bad Guy
11-29-2004, 07:55 PM
His buddy must of hit him with one of those good poker chips.

They can probably double as a chinese star.

FloridaChief
11-29-2004, 07:57 PM
"Get well, get well soon -- we want you to get well,
Get well, get well soon -- we want you to get well."

BigRedChief
11-29-2004, 08:06 PM
May you get better soon and not turn gay because of the get well pic.http://www.mobilemediacorp.com/mm/glittertink.gif