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|Zach|
11-29-2004, 06:39 PM
What is the best pair of boobs you Planet members have seen in your boob watching history? This isn't a "seen on TV or seen in the magizine" type things either. Girlfriends or wives are not a part of the equation...

:)

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-29-2004, 06:53 PM
Yours...?









ROFL

The Rick
11-29-2004, 06:54 PM
Well, I must say...I was pretty impressed with your mom's rack! :)

Just kidding...

tk13
11-29-2004, 06:54 PM
What about somebody else's girlfriend or wife?



I'm not stirring the pot, no way...

Rain Man
11-29-2004, 06:55 PM
You mean bare pair or any pair, clothed or not?

I can sort my database either way.

JimNasium
11-29-2004, 06:55 PM
Real or fake?

|Zach|
11-29-2004, 06:56 PM
You mean bare pair or any pair, clothed or not?

I can sort my database either way.
Bare....descending....from Feb '87 - March '89

Demonpenz
11-29-2004, 06:56 PM
I liked alfred molina's boobs in spiderman 2

Jenny Gump
11-29-2004, 06:58 PM
The girl who does my nails. That is if we are talking clothed.

My good friend if we are talking nekkid.

The Rick
11-29-2004, 06:58 PM
When I was younger, a friend of mine and I saw Nikki Knockers in KC. I wouldn't call those the best though...just the biggest. :Lin:

Rain Man
11-29-2004, 07:00 PM
Bare....descending....from Feb '87 - March '89


I didn't see any bare boobs during that period, unfortunately.

In fact, the bare boob filter takes out over 99 percent of my database, so I may not be much help here.

|Zach|
11-29-2004, 07:00 PM
My good friend if we are talking nekkid.
What makes those so special?

|Zach|
11-29-2004, 07:01 PM
I didn't see any bare boobs during that period, unfortunately.

In fact, the bare boob filter takes out over 99 percent of my database, so I may not be much help here.
Does it have a hand over shirt or hand over bra distinction?

MonroeChief
11-29-2004, 07:02 PM
No questions about it.

Rain Man and Saggysack

2bikemike
11-29-2004, 07:02 PM
The girl who does my nails. That is if we are talking clothed.

My good friend if we are talking nekkid.

The obligatory this thread is worthless without pics.

Rain Man
11-29-2004, 07:03 PM
Does it have a hand over shirt or hand over bra distinction?

I'll e-mail you the data dictionary. I maintain 44 different variables for each entry.

Rain Man
11-29-2004, 07:04 PM
No questions about it.

Rain Man and Saggysack


It's not a pair. It's apricot.

Jenny Gump
11-29-2004, 07:05 PM
What makes those so special?

Ummm...because they are soft and beautiful.

Taco John
11-29-2004, 07:07 PM
I haven't see it, but I hear Phobes sports a nice rack himself...

Rausch
11-29-2004, 07:08 PM
I haven't see it, but I hear Phobes sports a nice rack himself...

That joke only works because you've dropped two cup sizes...

|Zach|
11-29-2004, 07:08 PM
Ummm...because they are soft and beautiful.
Soft....

Sounds like there is a story behind this.

morphius
11-29-2004, 07:11 PM
well, being I'm not a big fan of strip clubs, have been with the same women exclusivly since I was 16, I really can't think of anyone I can even add to this thread. And oddly, not to many girls don't just invite me to watch them change...

KcMizzou
11-29-2004, 07:11 PM
Some little mexican girl at work. 18-20 I'd say. She came in to translate for her father. Most amazing cleavage I've ever seen. I kept having to ask her to repeat things even though I understood her perfectly.

Just, wow....

Jenny Gump
11-29-2004, 07:13 PM
Soft....

Sounds like there is a story behind this.

Really Zach, there's a story behind everything.
(how is that for dodging a question?)

Ari Chi3fs
11-29-2004, 07:13 PM
i was at Million Dollar Fantasy Ranch with my wife back in 1999, and I stood at the stage and was gonna tip Elizabeth Hilden a 5 spot.... she then had me get on stage with her, I look at wife, she gives the nod of approval... so i go up on stage. She then unzips my pants and puts the five in my pants, and has me lay face up on the floor...

she then has he lips 2 inches from my face... [mouth lips]... then crawls over my face...boobs hit face... she had them go side to side over my face... then crawled farther down, and had her bush hair touch my nose, with her cooch right by eyes and nose....

she then acted like she was sucking the five dollar bill like it was my cock... she acted like she was stroking it and sucking it for at least 2 minutes, with her puss right in my face.

Heh. what was teh topic again?

2bikemike
11-29-2004, 07:14 PM
Ummm...because they are soft and beautiful.

How do you know they are soft?

Soft sounds kinda subjective. Maybe I should check them out.

Ari Chi3fs
11-29-2004, 07:14 PM
http://www.penthouse.com/free/elizabeth-hilden/elizabeth-hilden-1-large.jpg

|Zach|
11-29-2004, 07:16 PM
i was at Million Dollar Fantasy Ranch with my wife back in 1999, and I stood at the stage and was gonna tip Elizabeth Hilden a 5 spot.... she then had me get on stage with her, I look at wife, she gives the nod of approval... so i go up on stage. She then unzips my pants and puts the five in my pants, and has me lay face up on the floor...

she then has he lips 2 inches from my face... [mouth lips]... then crawls over my face...boobs hit face... she had them go side to side over my face... then crawled farther down, and had her bush hair touch my nose, with her cooch right by eyes and nose....

she then acted like she was sucking the five dollar bill like it was my cock... she acted like she was stroking it and sucking it for at least 2 minutes, with her puss right in my face.

Heh. what was teh topic again?
My best friend's uncle was married to her for a while...she used to always comeo ver to his house for XMas

JimNasium
11-29-2004, 07:16 PM
This redhead that I dated had a nice set. 36C with nice nipples. I like boobies.

Joe Seahawk
11-29-2004, 07:17 PM
I'm a firm C-Cup fan

Jenny Gump
11-29-2004, 07:18 PM
i was at Million Dollar Fantasy Ranch with my wife back in 1999, and I stood at the stage and was gonna tip Elizabeth Hilden a 5 spot.... she then had me get on stage with her, I look at wife, she gives the nod of approval... so i go up on stage. She then unzips my pants and puts the five in my pants, and has me lay face up on the floor...

she then has he lips 2 inches from my face... [mouth lips]... then crawls over my face...boobs hit face... she had them go side to side over my face... then crawled farther down, and had her bush hair touch my nose, with her cooch right by eyes and nose....

she then acted like she was sucking the five dollar bill like it was my cock... she acted like she was stroking it and sucking it for at least 2 minutes, with her puss right in my face.

Heh. what was teh topic again?

Oh, well, if we are gonna swap stripper stories, I have one...or two.

|Zach|
11-29-2004, 07:19 PM
This redhead that I dated had a nice set. 36C with nipples. I like boobies.
Thank god.

Ari Chi3fs
11-29-2004, 07:20 PM
My best friend's uncle was married to her for a while...she used to always comeo ver to his house for XMas

her body was unreal. moral of the story... occasionally tip a 5 instead of a 1.

stevieray
11-29-2004, 07:20 PM
Man, that would be tuff to just pick one set.

|Zach|
11-29-2004, 07:22 PM
Man, that would be tuff to just pick one set.
This is true...

You never forget a good pair though.... :)

Rausch
11-29-2004, 07:22 PM
Oh, well, if we are gonna swap stripper stories, I have one...or two.

Are they work safe?

|Zach|
11-29-2004, 07:22 PM
her body was unreal. moral of the story... occasionally tip a 5 instead of a 1.
Ya my friends family was weirded out by her...there are some good stories about her coming over but i cant remember them.

Jenny Gump
11-29-2004, 07:23 PM
Thank god.
ROFL

One time in Columbia, I went to Club Vogue with my boyfriend at the time. He was laying the money down consistently. At some point, this sweet thing pulled me up on stage and lifted my shirt and started rubbing hers against mine. Kind of a blur. She had a nice set. But then they all did that night.

Lapdance Lindsey wasn't too bad either....wow.

stevieray
11-29-2004, 07:23 PM
This is true...

You never forget a good pair though.... :)

or forty... :hmmm:

Jenny Gump
11-29-2004, 07:24 PM
Are they work safe?
Nahh...better not let your boss see. He may pee his pants.

|Zach|
11-29-2004, 07:25 PM
ROFL

One time in Columbia, I went to Club Vogue with my boyfriend at the time. He was laying the money down consistently. At some point, this sweet thing pulled me up on stage and lifted my shirt and rubbing hers against mine. Kind of a blur. She had a nice set. But then they all did that night.

Lapdance Lindsey wasn't too bad either....wow.
first strip club I ever went to...

Jenny Gump
11-29-2004, 07:26 PM
first strip club I ever went to...

There was a lot of talent that night. In fact, the lapdance was so good, I had to remind myself that it was just a lapdance.

Rausch
11-29-2004, 07:27 PM
Nahh...better not let your boss see. He may pee his pants.

It's sad how true that is...

The Bad Guy
11-29-2004, 07:31 PM
Best set I ever saw was Nikki Knockers at this club. She even let me hold them.

My ex-fling had her picture in the paper yesterday b/c she got married. She had the best set on any ex-GF I ever had.

Ahh..memories.

Skip Towne
11-29-2004, 07:32 PM
ROFL

One time in Columbia, I went to Club Vogue with my boyfriend at the time. He was laying the money down consistently. At some point, this sweet thing pulled me up on stage and lifted my shirt and started rubbing hers against mine. Kind of a blur. She had a nice set. But then they all did that night.

Lapdance Lindsey wasn't too bad either....wow.
Sounds like you had some good blow.

Jenny Gump
11-29-2004, 07:32 PM
It's sad how true that is...

"Yahhh, but Brahd's a good boy, he really is."

Jenny Gump
11-29-2004, 07:33 PM
Ahh..memories.

Don't you mean the mammaries?

Ari Chi3fs
11-29-2004, 07:33 PM
well at Mons Venus in Tampa Bay, all the chicks were like an 8 or above... and you could touch all over, just no finger insertions. Man, it was surreal.

Jenny Gump
11-29-2004, 07:35 PM
Sounds like you had some good blow.

Nahhh, never did the stuff...the juice in that place is outrageous though.

Rausch
11-29-2004, 07:38 PM
"Yahhh, but Brahd's a good boy, he really is."

Yeah, he's completely rotted his fuggen noodle out...

Jenny Gump
11-29-2004, 07:48 PM
Zach, I gotta hand it to ya...never seen a boobie thread go cold this quick.

|Zach|
11-29-2004, 07:49 PM
Zach, I gotta hand it to ya...never seen a boobie thread go cold this quick.
CP sometimes mirrors the team it supports.

morphius
11-29-2004, 07:53 PM
Zach, I gotta hand it to ya...never seen a boobie thread go cold this quick.
Well, when the thread starter doesnt have anything to share...

tk13
11-29-2004, 07:54 PM
Zach, I gotta hand it to ya...never seen a boobie thread go cold this quick.
Don't worry Zach, maybe it'll "perk up" soon.

The Bad Guy
11-29-2004, 07:56 PM
Don't you mean the mammaries?

Haha, yes. Oh the big mammaries.

I need to marry a girl with huge wagons.

RedNFeisty
11-29-2004, 08:00 PM
Mine of course, :thumb: hands down!! Since I can't share any stripper stories!!

Mile High Mania
11-29-2004, 08:01 PM
This thread dies with no pics.. it's just one of those circle of life things.

:)

Jenny Gump
11-29-2004, 08:08 PM
Haha, yes. Oh the big mammaries.

I need to marry a girl with huge wagons.

Well, if you're as romantic as you sound, I'm sure you don't go for the brainy type.

Logical
11-29-2004, 08:20 PM
i was at Million Dollar Fantasy Ranch with my wife back in 1999, and I stood at the stage and was gonna tip Elizabeth Hilden a 5 spot.... she then had me get on stage with her, I look at wife, she gives the nod of approval... so i go up on stage. She then unzips my pants and puts the five in my pants, and has me lay face up on the floor...

she then has he lips 2 inches from my face... [mouth lips]... then crawls over my face...boobs hit face... she had them go side to side over my face... then crawled farther down, and had her bush hair touch my nose, with her cooch right by eyes and nose....

she then acted like she was sucking the five dollar bill like it was my cock... she acted like she was stroking it and sucking it for at least 2 minutes, with her puss right in my face.

Heh. what was teh topic again?

Not a bad fantasy, you should expound on it and send it to Penthouse letters. Don't forget to start it "You are not going to believe this but it really happened"

Douche Baggins
11-29-2004, 08:26 PM
Zach's mom.

Logical
11-29-2004, 08:27 PM
Zach's mom.You are only 58 posts too late with that one.

morphius
11-29-2004, 08:32 PM
You are only 58 posts too late with that one.
Well, it is expected. He is CP slow child...

Douche Baggins
11-29-2004, 08:33 PM
Well, it is expected. He is CP slow child...

Sorry I just logged on and did not thoroughly check the thread for mom jokes.

Ari Chi3fs
11-29-2004, 08:53 PM
Not a bad fantasy, you should expound on it and send it to Penthouse letters. Don't forget to start it "You are not going to believe this but it really happened"


heh, well if you ever meet my wife, she can verify. :thumb: she was actually quite pissed...

Phobia
11-29-2004, 08:57 PM
I haven't seen a pair I enjoyed better than my wife's in quite some time. However, I will seriously consider any contenders who wish to join the contest.

|Zach|
11-29-2004, 08:59 PM
I haven't seen a pair I enjoyed better than my wife's in quite some time. However, I will seriously consider any contenders who wish to join the contest.
You should be comended for having such an open mind. It is not always easy.

Mile High Mania
11-29-2004, 09:00 PM
I haven't seen a pair I enjoyed better than my wife's in quite some time. However, I will seriously consider any contenders who wish to join the contest.

:hmmm: Pink is watching over your shoulder, right?



Just messin' with ya.

Jenson71
11-29-2004, 09:02 PM
I haven't seen a pair I enjoyed better than my wife's in quite some time. However, I will seriously consider any contenders who wish to join the contest.

I concur.

big nasty kcnut
11-29-2004, 09:02 PM
there this bar called uncle woody i swear this girl had the perfect breast i ever seen. She was a dark haired cutie.

Douche Baggins
11-29-2004, 09:04 PM
there this bar called uncle woody i swear this girl had the perfect breast i ever seen.

So she had one perfect breast? The other was lame?

Mr. Kotter
11-29-2004, 09:05 PM
Last time I was at Solid Gold in Minneapolis.... :hmmm:

Phobia
11-29-2004, 09:07 PM
Last time I was at Solid Gold in Minneapolis.... :hmmm:

That's pretty gross. I don't have a problem with augmentation, but that's just nasty.

Jenson71
11-29-2004, 09:07 PM
Last time I was at Solid Gold in Minneapolis.... :hmmm:

I...I dunno man....

Phobia
11-29-2004, 09:07 PM
It's kinda ironic that this post shows up today. My wife is overnight sitting the son of one of our neighbors/friends. She's having a reduction done in the morning.

Jenson71
11-29-2004, 09:08 PM
That's pretty gross. I don't have a problem with augmentation, but that's just nasty.

Not to mention above the neck.

|Zach|
11-29-2004, 09:12 PM
It's kinda ironic that this post shows up today. My wife is overnight sitting the son of one of our neighbors/friends. She's having a reduction done in the morning.
I am telapathetic.

Mr. Kotter
11-29-2004, 09:13 PM
That's pretty gross. I don't have a problem with augmentation, but that's just nasty.

Damn, Zach asked for "best" not biggest.... :banghead:

Well, for "best".....my wife, of course.... :p

(No, she's NOT lookin' over my shoulder; I swear...really....)

Eh, sorry guys....I gotta....run; yeah, early morning and all, you know....heh, heh. :(

ROYC75
11-29-2004, 09:19 PM
Mine of course, :thumb: hands down!! Since I can't share any stripper stories!!

Proof is in the pics, right ?

As many has said, this thread is worthless without the pics to prove it ! :hmmm:

Logical
11-29-2004, 09:21 PM
Last time I was at Solid Gold in Minneapolis.... :hmmm:

Good thing she had such huge breasts, keeps you from staring at that ugly mug.

Logical
11-29-2004, 09:22 PM
It's kinda ironic that this post shows up today. My wife is overnight sitting the son of one of our neighbors/friends. She's having a reduction done in the morning.

Your neighbor is having a breast reduction?

Phobia
11-29-2004, 09:24 PM
Your neighbor is having a breast reduction?

No. My wife is having her monstrous breasts hacked off.

ROYC75
11-29-2004, 09:25 PM
No. My wife is having her monstrous breasts hacked off.

ROFL

Let me guess, they attack you instead of you attacking them ?

Logical
11-29-2004, 09:29 PM
No. My wife is having her monstrous breasts hacked off.

Too bad I thought they were delicately delicious.;)

phuzz013
11-29-2004, 09:37 PM
In response to "this thread is worthless without pics"...

Donger
11-29-2004, 09:39 PM
Bare....descending....from Feb '87 - March '89

Easy. My girlfriend in high school. She had the most perfect pair of breasts that I've ever had. Made one want to stand up and cry for buttermilk.

MonroeChief
11-29-2004, 10:08 PM
Really Zach, there's a story behind everything.
(how is that for dodging a question?)

Need pictures.

Iowanian
11-29-2004, 10:25 PM
I figure one of you sick bastards will say "BOB from Fight Club"

stevieray
11-29-2004, 10:28 PM
I figure one of you sick bastards will say "BOB from Fight Club"

let me sleep on it, I'll give you an answer in the morning.

RNR
11-29-2004, 10:31 PM
let me sleep on it, I'll give you an answer in the morning.You should have said "let me sleep on them I'll give you an answer in the morning" you know make the wife smile.

gblowfish
11-29-2004, 10:48 PM
Easy. My girlfriend in high school. She had the most perfect pair of breasts that I've ever had. Made one want to stand up and cry for buttermilk.Ah Ha ha...I threw the KC Times and Star off a paper truck in High School. The guy I worked with used to rave about his girlfriend's balcony all the time. He described them as "slightly pouting buda bags of bounty." Or something like that...

Phobia
11-29-2004, 10:59 PM
Easy. My girlfriend in high school. She had the most perfect pair of breasts that I've ever had. Made one want to stand up and cry for buttermilk.
Oh yeah. You must have dated Tina as well.

Beautiful. Absolutely exquisite. Better than I've seen in any magazine or sculpted by a physician.

About 5 years ago she had a kid. Don't know WTF happened, but one of them blew up roughly 3x the size of the other.... They're still out of whack. It really ruins it for me.

stumppy
11-29-2004, 11:16 PM
i was at Million Dollar Fantasy Ranch with my wife back in 1999, and I stood at the stage and was gonna tip Elizabeth Hilden a 5 spot.... she then had me get on stage with her, I look at wife, she gives the nod of approval... so i go up on stage. She then unzips my pants and puts the five in my pants, and has me lay face up on the floor...

she then has he lips 2 inches from my face... [mouth lips]... then crawls over my face...boobs hit face... she had them go side to side over my face... then crawled farther down, and had her bush hair touch my nose, with her cooch right by eyes and nose....

she then acted like she was sucking the five dollar bill like it was my cock... she acted like she was stroking it and sucking it for at least 2 minutes, with her puss right in my face.

Heh. what was teh topic again?



Sounds like 'The Pink Flamingo' in Lawrence.

ChiefFripp
11-29-2004, 11:53 PM
All my girlfriends have had great breast, not huge or anything but nice nontheless. I don't really get turned on by gigantic breast and I really hate the look of fake ones. But I guess those are usually to please paying customers...

Phobia
11-30-2004, 12:01 AM
All my girlfriends have had great breast, not huge or anything but nice nontheless. I don't really get turned on by gigantic breast and I really hate the look of fake ones. But I guess those are usually to please paying customers...

Aren't you the dude who was offering to blow our offensive linemen for a win this sunday? Like we're supposed to believe you have had a girlfriend.... with breasts.

Spicy McHaggis
11-30-2004, 01:06 AM
My encounter was early senior year of high school. I somehow ended up in a predicament with this girl who was a friend of mine and her being naked. This girl was hotter than that batch of chili bear I drank today with a rack that earned her the nickname "Shelves". Now this was only a predicament because I was dating someone else at the time. And of course I ended up sleeping with her. But I swear it wasn't my fault. God himself told me to do it. Here's a rough transcript.

Me (to girl): Um I proabaly should go...ya know..getting late...gotta game tomorrow
God: HALT! IT IS I YOUR LORD AND MASTER!
Me: Eric Estrada?
GOD: NO IT IS I THE LORD GOD, ALL POWERFUL AND GOOD.
Me: Oh. If you're so good why did yo create Bon Jovi?
God: SILENCE! WHY DO YOU WALK AWAY FROM THIS BOUNTIFUL FEAST?
Me: Well I've got this girl and she sort of objects to any sort of sexual promiscuity.
GOD: STOP BEING SUCH A PUSSY! JUST DO IT!
And as God said it was done. And God saw that it was good.

I apologize for the 3 minutes of your life you'll never get back.

ChiefFripp
11-30-2004, 04:58 AM
Aren't you the dude who was offering to blow our offensive linemen for a win this sunday? Like we're supposed to believe you have had a girlfriend.... with breasts.
To tell you the truth, that was a buddy of mine posting under my name before we went to watch The Chiefs game. I thought it was funny so I didn't delete it.

Braincase
11-30-2004, 05:01 AM
Junior Year of high school. Suzanne Coleman. Dated her for awhile that fall. Halloween night she let me see those puppies, and I am forever grateful... grateful for what followed as well. Absolutely the most perfect pair I have ever seen.

Braincase
11-30-2004, 05:24 AM
And on a less serious note...

|Zach|
11-30-2004, 11:48 AM
Junior Year of high school. Suzanne Coleman. Dated her for awhile that fall. Halloween night she let me see those puppies, and I am forever grateful... grateful for what followed as well. Absolutely the most perfect pair I have ever seen.
You should send her a thank you letter right now.

grandllama
11-30-2004, 11:58 AM
these

morphius
11-30-2004, 11:59 AM
these
There is nothing much like dancing boobies shaking their stuff all over the place

Mr. Kotter
11-30-2004, 12:10 PM
Junior Year of high school. Suzanne Coleman. Dated her for awhile that fall. Halloween night she let me see those puppies, and I am forever grateful... grateful for what followed as well. Absolutely the most perfect pair I have ever seen....



Junior Year of high school. Suzanne Coleman...

That's my wife's maiden name.... :hmmm:




:eek:

HEEEEEYYYYYYYY!!!!! :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:




















;)

cadmonkey
11-30-2004, 12:12 PM
These are rather nice! :thumb:

cadmonkey
11-30-2004, 12:13 PM
.....these kinda scare me a little.........

Mr. Kotter
11-30-2004, 12:14 PM
These are rather nice! :thumb:

They are nice.

BTW,