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JimNasium
11-30-2004, 09:01 AM
I'm sensing a little tension and negativity here as of late. Being that we are in the holiday season I thought I would provide you all with a little ray of sunshine. No thanks are necessary. :)


Think Happy Thoughts
by Sarah B. (Age: 11)
copyright 10-29-2004
Link (http://www.prose-n-poetry.com/display_work/14255)


When you are feeling lonely,
Just think happy thoughts,
When your feeling sad,
Think happy thoughts.

When someone has left you,
and you feel sad,
All you have to do is think happy thoughts.

Never let yourself down,
just because you're sad,
never let yourself down,
just because you're mad

Just think happy thoughts,
and you won't have to think about,
just think happy thoughts,
and you'll be happy yourself!

Skip Towne
11-30-2004, 09:04 AM
What a load of sh*t!!!

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-30-2004, 09:05 AM
fvck off.

RedNFeisty
11-30-2004, 09:06 AM
Thank you, some of us needed that!!

JimNasium
11-30-2004, 09:06 AM
I'm sensing some anger from Skip and beer me. Let's expand on that. What are you feeling right now?

JimNasium
11-30-2004, 09:07 AM
BTW, here's a Jack Handy thought to help those half-empty types:

If you're pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that's always biting you on the ankles, still that's pretty good isn't it? I'm going to go ahead and keep you in the "happy" category.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-30-2004, 09:08 AM
I'm sensing some anger from Skip and beer me. Let's expand on that. What are you feeling right now?
like kicking your mother-f#*ing ass.

Happy holidays.

morphius
11-30-2004, 09:09 AM
I'm sensing some anger from Skip and beer me. Let's expand on that. What are you feeling right now?
Skip is old, he is supposed to be angry at everything, and Beerme, well, he is a liberal and too busy empathisizing with everyone else who he thinks may have an issue, whether they do or not.

JimNasium
11-30-2004, 09:10 AM
like kicking your mother-f#*ing ass.

Happy holidays.
I'm sensing some aggression from you. Tell me about your childhood.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-30-2004, 09:16 AM
Skip is old, he is supposed to be angry at everything, and Beerme, well, he is a liberal and too busy empathisizing with everyone else who he thinks may have an issue, whether they do or not.
I have no empathy for anyone. Especially you, bitch.












:p

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-30-2004, 09:17 AM
I'm sensing some aggression from you. Tell me about your childhood.
I was born and raised in a small pissant town in Kansas. Then I grew up and left.

Kiss my ass.

Dartgod
11-30-2004, 09:19 AM
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands (clap clap)
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands (clap clap)
If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. (clap clap)

If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet (stomp stomp)
If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet (stomp stomp)
If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet. (stomp stomp)

If you're happy and you know it, shout "Hurray!" (hoo-ray!)
If you're happy and you know it, shout "Hurray!" (hoo-ray!)
If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it, shout "Hurray!" (hoo-ray!)

If you're happy and you know it, do all three (clap-clap, stomp-stomp, hoo-ray!)
If you're happy and you know it, do all three (clap-clap, stomp-stomp, hoo-ray!)
If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it, do all three. (clap-clap, stomp-stomp, hoo-ray!)


*Wondering how many people will get this song stuck in their head and want to kick my ass...

morphius
11-30-2004, 09:19 AM
I have no empathy for anyone. Especially you, bitch.












:p
LOL! Don't let the door of denial slam on your face.

ChiefsCountry
11-30-2004, 09:20 AM
Its kind of hard to have happy thoughts when you are a Chiefs, Royals, and Mizzou fan.

Iowanian
11-30-2004, 09:21 AM
Wait until happy young gal gets tossed into the Meat Grinder of Life.

Let me read the Poem she writes at 30.


the first futher mucker that posts the lyrics to ShinyHappy People, may come to cyber-regret it.

KCWolfman
11-30-2004, 09:22 AM
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad,
Other things just make you swear and curse,
When you're chewing life's gristle,
Don't grumble,
Give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistle]
Always look on the light side of life.
[whistle]

If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle.
That's the thing.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistle]
Always look on the right side of life,
[whistle]

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin.
Give the audience a grin.
Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.
So,...

Always look on the bright side of death,
[whistle]
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
[whistle]

Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
Always look on the right side of life.
[whistle]

Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!

Dartgod
11-30-2004, 09:23 AM
Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry, be happy.
In every life we have some trouble
But when you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy.
Don't worry, be happy now.

*Don't worry, be happy.
Don't worry, be happy.
Don't worry, be happy.
Don't worry, be happy.

Ain't got no place to lay your head
Somebody came and took your bed
Don't worry, be happy.
The landlord say your rent is late
He may have to litigate
Don't worry, be happy.

*(Look at me -- I'm happy.
Don't worry, be happy.
Here I give you my phone number.
When you worry, call me, I make you happy.
Don't worry, be happy.)

Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style
Ain't got no gal to make you smile
Don't worry, be happy.
'Cause when you worry your face will frown
And that will bring everybody down
Don't worry, be happy.

*(Don't worry, don't worry, don't do it. Be happy.
Put a smile on your face. Don't bring everybody down.
Don't worry. It will soon pass, whatever it is.
Don't worry, be happy. I'm not worried, I'm happy... )

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-30-2004, 09:24 AM
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands (clap clap)
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands (clap clap)
If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. (clap clap)

If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet (stomp stomp)
If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet (stomp stomp)
If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet. (stomp stomp)

If you're happy and you know it, shout "Hurray!" (hoo-ray!)
If you're happy and you know it, shout "Hurray!" (hoo-ray!)
If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it, shout "Hurray!" (hoo-ray!)

If you're happy and you know it, do all three (clap-clap, stomp-stomp, hoo-ray!)
If you're happy and you know it, do all three (clap-clap, stomp-stomp, hoo-ray!)
If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it, do all three. (clap-clap, stomp-stomp, hoo-ray!)


*Wondering how many people will get this song stuck in their head and want to kick my ass...
:bang:

Dartgod
11-30-2004, 09:25 AM
the first futher mucker that posts the lyrics to ShinyHappy People, may come to cyber-regret it.
Are you threatening me? :evil:

Shiny happy people laughing
Meet me in the crowd
People, people
Throw your love around
Love me, love me
Take it into town
Happy, happy
Put it in the ground
Where the flowers grow
Gold and silver shine

(chorus)
Shiny happy people holding hands
Shiny happy people holding hands
Shiny happy people laughing

Everyone around, love them, love them
Put it in your hands
Take it, take it
There’s no time to cry
Happy, happy
Put it in your heart
Where tomorrow shines
Gold and silver shine

Rain Man
11-30-2004, 09:26 AM
That little girl's poem is almost exactly my philosophy on life, except that I tend to substitute the word 'masturbatory' for 'happy.'

Dartgod
11-30-2004, 09:27 AM
http://www.bitstorm.org/happyjoy/ren-n-stimpy.gif

Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Wizzleteats. This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy! That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!

Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and girls, let's try it again!

Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!

Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

Iowanian
11-30-2004, 09:31 AM
Are you threatening me? :evil:

Shiny happy people laughing
Meet me in the crowd
People, people
Throw your love around
Love me, love me
Take it into town
Happy, happy
Put it in the ground
Where the flowers grow
Gold and silver shine

(chorus)
Shiny happy people holding hands
Shiny happy people holding hands
Shiny happy people laughing

Everyone around, love them, love them
Put it in your hands
Take it, take it
There’s no time to cry
Happy, happy
Put it in your heart
Where tomorrow shines
Gold and silver shine

Thall Shall RUE THE DAY(RUE I SAY!) when Iowanian gets home to his stash of special images saved for occasions JUST like this one.

RedNFeisty
11-30-2004, 09:31 AM
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad,
Other things just make you swear and curse,
When you're chewing life's gristle,
Don't grumble,
Give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistle]
Always look on the light side of life.
[whistle]

If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle.
That's the thing.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistle]
Always look on the right side of life,
[whistle]

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin.
Give the audience a grin.
Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.
So,...

Always look on the bright side of death,
[whistle]
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
[whistle]

Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
Always look on the right side of life.
[whistle]

Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!

Monty Python, gotta love it!!

Iowanian
11-30-2004, 09:32 AM
I think I shall counter with SAD Song Lyrics.

Heard Brad Paisley's "Whiskey Lullaby"?



D G Bm
She put him out like the burning end of a midnight cigarette
A D G A
She broke his heart he spent his whole life trying to forget
Bm A D
We watched him drink his pain away a little at a time
Bm A D
But he never could get drunk enough to get her off his mind
A
Until tonight...


Chorus 1:
D G A
He put that bottle to his head and pulled the trigger
Bm A G
And finally drank away her memory
D A
Life is short but this time it was bigger
Bm A G
Than the strength he had to get up off his knees
D A
They found him with his face down in the pillow
Bm A G
With a note that said I'll love her til I die
D A
And when we buried him beneath the willow
G Bm
The angel's sang a whiskey lullaby
Bm G
La la la la la la la, La la la la la la la
Bm G
La la la la la la la, La la la la la la la


D G Bm
The rumors flew but nobody knew how much she blamed herself
A D G A
For years and years she tried to hide the whiskey on her breath
Bm A D
She finally drank her pain away a little at a time
Bm A D
But she never could get drunk enough to get him off her mind
A
Until the night...


Chorus 2:
D G A
She put that bottle to her head and pulled the trigger
Bm A G
And finally drank away his memory
D A
Life is short but this time it was bigger
Bm A G
Than the strength she had to get up off her knees
D A
We found her with her face down in the pillow
Bm A G
Clinging to his picture for dear life
D A
We laid her next to him beneath the willow
G Bm
While angel's sang a whiskey lullaby
Bm G Bm G
La la la la la la la, La la la la la la la
(repeat to fade)

Iowanian
11-30-2004, 09:35 AM
Take that, you happy joyous futhermuckers

George Jones
He Stopped Loving Her Today

G(bar)
He said I'll love you til I die
C(bar)
She told him you'll forget in time
D(bar)
As the years went slowly by
G(bar)
She still preyed upon his mind

G(bar)
He kept her picture on his wall
C(bar)
Went half crazy now and then
D(bar)
He still loved her through it all
G(bar)
Hoping she'd come back again

G
Kept some letters by his bed
C
dated 1962
D7
He had underlined in red
G
Every single I love you

G
I went to see him just today
C
Oh but I didn't see no tears
D7
All dressed up to go away
G
First time I'd seen him smile in years


Chorus:
G G7
He stopped loving her today
C
They placed a wreath upon his door
D7
And soon they'll carry him away
G
He stopped loving her today

G
You know she came to see him one last time
C
Oh and we all wondered if she would
D7
And it kept running through my mind
G
This time he's over her for good

Chorus:...

Dartgod
11-30-2004, 09:36 AM
I think I shall counter with SAD Song Lyrics.
Weeeellll, if that's what you want, top this...

Goodbye to you my trusted friend
We've known each other since we were nine or ten
Together we climbed hills and trees
Learned of love and A B C's
Skinned our hearts and skinned our knees.

Goodbye my friend it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
Pretty girls are everywhere
Think of me and I'll be there

We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climbed were just seasons
Out of time......

Goodbye Papa please pray for me
I was the black sheep of the family
You tried to teach me right from wrong
Too much wine and too much song
Wonder how I got along.

Goodbye Papa its hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
Little children everywhere
When you see them I'll be there.

We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song like the seasons
Have all gone.

We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song like the seasons
Have all gone.

Goodbye Michelle my little one
You gave me love and helped me find the sun
And every time that I was down
You would always come around
And get my feet back on the ground.

Goodbye Michelle it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
With the flowers everywhere
I wish that we could both be there

We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the stars we could reach
Were just starfish on the beach

We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the stars we could reach
Were just starfish on the beach

We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song like the seasons
Have all gone

All our lives we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climbed were just seasons
Out of time......

We had joy we had fun
We had seasons in the sun

Iowanian
11-30-2004, 09:37 AM
BobDole is going to castrate you for that.

Dartgod
11-30-2004, 09:39 AM
BobDole is going to castrate you for that.
He'll have to visit my wife then. She's had possession of my balls since 1999.

RedNFeisty
11-30-2004, 09:41 AM
You Bastards!! :cuss: Ruining a perfectly good thread with your crying bullshit!! :cuss:

Wile_E_Coyote
11-30-2004, 10:42 AM
http://re2.mm-a.yimg.com/image/331551194 (http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062857/K=Barney/v=2/SID=e/TID=I007_73/l=II/R=1/SS=i/OID=3b1eb954801c7422/SIG=1e5ihe8f1/*-http%3A//images.search.yahoo.com/search/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3DBarney%26ei%3DUTF-8%26fr%3Dslv1&h=171&w=167&imgcurl=www.tvacres.com%2Fimages%2Fbarney_dinosaurs.jpg&imgurl=www.tvacres.com%2Fimages%2Fbarney_dinosaurs.jpg&size=6.5kB&name=barney_dinosaurs.jpg&rcurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tvacres.com%2Fchild_barney.htm&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tvacres.com%2Fchild_barney.htm&p=Barney&type=jpeg&no=1&tt=60,171)
you know THE song

RNR
11-30-2004, 10:44 AM
Dang me dang me they ought to take a rope and hang me...........

go bowe
11-30-2004, 10:45 AM
Skip is old, he is supposed to be angry at everything, and Beerme, well, he is a liberal and too busy empathisizing with everyone else who he thinks may have an issue, whether they do or not.HEY!!!

i resemble that remark!! :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

go bowe
11-30-2004, 10:49 AM
Its kind of hard to have happy thoughts when you are a Chiefs, Royals, and Mizzou fan.thank gawd i'm not a mizzou fan!!!

so i can have happy thoughts!!

wooooo wooooo! :Peace: :jester: :bong: :BLVD:[gulp][gulp] :D PBJ PBJ PBJ PBJ