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Bob Dole
11-30-2004, 12:27 PM
A much meaner Roo.

http://fusion1.umkc.edu/e-roos/photos/eroosAltUMKC.jpg

|Zach|
11-30-2004, 12:28 PM
I feel a bit intimidated.

I think it is the turtleneck.

Coach
11-30-2004, 12:29 PM
Hmmm, it would be more meaner if it was giving the bird. :p

Bob Dole
11-30-2004, 12:30 PM
Hmmm, it would be more meaner if it was giving the bird. :p


Maybe someone should Photoshop that and Bob Dole can return it to the alumni office.

Rain Man
11-30-2004, 12:31 PM
Why is it wearing a sweater? Australia is hot.

Bob Dole
11-30-2004, 12:37 PM
Why is it wearing a sweater? Australia is hot.


Don't make Kasey kick your ass.

BigChiefFan
11-30-2004, 12:41 PM
Why is it wearing a sweater? Australia is hot.
He's a transfer. He resides in K.C. now.

Rain Man
11-30-2004, 12:42 PM
Don't make Kasey kick your ass.

My only hope would be to drag the fight out long enough for him to overheat and collapse.

grandllama
11-30-2004, 12:45 PM
I just think it needs to be scarier....

SPchief
11-30-2004, 12:47 PM
AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!

KCWolfman
11-30-2004, 12:48 PM
Kangaroo arms are actually quite tiny and his elbows are almost connected to his body.

On a side note, the phrase Can-ga-roo means "I don't understand your question". Quite an ironic statement for college students.

Perhaps a kangaroo holding a Glock or an assault rifle would look more intimidating?

Bearcat
11-30-2004, 12:50 PM
I just think it needs to be scarier....

Didn't take long... ROFL

KCWolfman
11-30-2004, 12:51 PM
Didn't take long... ROFL
It looks like an angry easter bunny forced to wear a sweater against its will.

NewChief
11-30-2004, 12:59 PM
Here ya go.

Bob Dole
11-30-2004, 01:02 PM
Here ya go.


Sweet.

|Zach|
11-30-2004, 01:03 PM
Here ya go.
You know there is a penis coming out of his hand right?

Is that really the image you want to project to opposing teams?

ENDelt260
11-30-2004, 01:04 PM
Sweet.
Indeed.

grandllama
11-30-2004, 01:22 PM
I just think it needs to be scarier....

The more I think of it, the more I think UMKC's mascot looks to much like ours...

Saulbadguy
11-30-2004, 01:23 PM
Someone do the Slayerbod...and Slayer Miner...come on, we need more Slayer-MIAA Mascots!

ENDelt260
11-30-2004, 01:27 PM
Someone do the Slayerbod

I was about to suggest the same thing. It's an experiment... is it indeed possible to make that mascot even more gay?

Keep his ugly mug off of Joe Miner, tho.

Saulbadguy
11-30-2004, 01:28 PM
My photoshop/paintshop/mspaint skills lack. Someone get busy.

ENDelt260
11-30-2004, 01:28 PM
Oh, and Miner Men's Basketball is 3-1. Woot. Gonna stay excited as long as we're above .500. :D

|Zach|
11-30-2004, 01:28 PM
Joe Miner
That guy owes me 10 bucks.

ENDelt260
11-30-2004, 01:29 PM
That guy owes me 10 bucks.
You really shouldn't lend money to fictional characters.

|Zach|
11-30-2004, 01:30 PM
You really shouldn't lend money to fictional characters.
He said he was good for it.

grandllama
11-30-2004, 01:31 PM
I was about to suggest the same thing. It's an experiment... is it indeed possible to make that mascot even more gay?

Keep his ugly mug off of Joe Miner, tho.

was already started ROFL

Saulbadguy
11-30-2004, 01:32 PM
was already started ROFL
ROFL

REP!

ENDelt260
11-30-2004, 01:36 PM
was already started ROFL
You bastard.

ENDelt260
11-30-2004, 01:36 PM
ROFL

REP!
Where the hell is the Slayerbod?

grandllama
11-30-2004, 01:39 PM
Where the hell is the Slayerbod?

Saulbadguy
11-30-2004, 01:39 PM
haha..nice :) He's tippin his hat..thats the best!

gblowfish
11-30-2004, 01:41 PM
Maybe someone should Photoshop that and Bob Dole can return it to the alumni office.Bob Dole asks; Bob Dole Receives!!

ENDelt260
11-30-2004, 01:42 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=34616&stc=1


Hmmm... not sure. That may actually be less gay than the original.

ENDelt260
11-30-2004, 01:43 PM
Bob Dole asks; Bob Dole Receives!!
Hm... on the one hand, the other Roo-flipoff pic had a bigger finger

but, this one doesn't have the seam where the finger and fist join.

I don't know which I like better.

grandllama
11-30-2004, 01:43 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=34616&stc=1


Hmmm... not sure. That may actually be less gay than the original.

That's kinda what I was thinking ROFL

You know, if you are going to name your school mascot after the school founder, you might just be better off going the Cleveland Browns route...

ENDelt260
11-30-2004, 01:44 PM
How about a side-by-side comparison...

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=34610&stc=1http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=34617&stc=1

Oh, well this makes it obvious. The clearly superior photoshop work in blowfish's makes it the winnar.

grandllama
11-30-2004, 01:45 PM
I apologize to Bob Dole for turning Bob Dole's thread into a quasi night crew PS fest. This is just so much more fun than doing my final thesis so I can wear that ugly robe and hood hanging on my door in a couple of weeks. ROFL

grandllama
11-30-2004, 01:46 PM
How about a side-by-side comparison...

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=34610&stc=1http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=34617&stc=1

The one Gblowfish did looks like he stuck his finger into a pickle slicer.

ENDelt260
11-30-2004, 01:47 PM
The one Gblowfish did looks like he stuck his finger into a pickle slicer.
Maybe if we keep talking about it he'll produce one with a bigger, more menacing finger.

grandllama
11-30-2004, 01:57 PM
Maybe if we keep talking about it he'll produce one with a bigger, more menacing finger.

How about one picking its nose

ENDelt260
11-30-2004, 02:00 PM
How about one picking its nose
That's not quite as intimidating.

Saulbadguy
11-30-2004, 02:03 PM
Wooooolverine! Schnicky schnicky schnike!

BigRedChief
11-30-2004, 02:21 PM
UMKC had one of the lamest mascots of all time. This is still lame but better than the old one.

NewChief
11-30-2004, 02:21 PM
How about a side-by-side comparison...

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=34610&stc=1http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=34617&stc=1

Oh, well this makes it obvious. The clearly superior photoshop work in blowfish's makes it the winnar.


Where's my speed points? I sacrificed quality for timeliness on the punchline. The sacrifices I go to for you people with no appreciation.

Ultra Peanut
11-30-2004, 02:24 PM
I's askeered.

BigRedChief
11-30-2004, 02:26 PM
Grandlamma is the winner. Picking the nose sends it over the top. Now if we could just get a crotch grabbing one...

Ultra Peanut
11-30-2004, 02:27 PM
I think they should be the UMKC Slayershalits.

ENDelt260
11-30-2004, 02:27 PM
Where's my speed points? I sacrificed quality for timeliness on the punchline. The sacrifices I go to for you people with no appreciation.
Consider your sacrifice duly appreciated.

Or something.

grandllama
11-30-2004, 02:36 PM
How about one picking its nose

You know, looking at this again, it looks more like he's sniffing his finger...

grandllama
11-30-2004, 02:37 PM
Damn I'm out of practice...

Brock
11-30-2004, 02:39 PM
I think they should be the UMKC Slayershalits.

ROFL ROFL

Bearcat
11-30-2004, 02:39 PM
:hmmm:

http://info.nwmissouri.edu/sampgraph/northwest/BBEARCAT-L.GIF

Ultra Peanut
11-30-2004, 02:46 PM
I don't think you can really improve upon that.

ENDelt260
11-30-2004, 02:47 PM
I don't think you can really improve upon that.
Nonsense.

http://www.pittstate.edu/header/gusface.sm.gif

grandllama
11-30-2004, 02:48 PM
:hmmm:

http://info.nwmissouri.edu/sampgraph/northwest/BBEARCAT-L.GIF

grandllama
11-30-2004, 02:58 PM
Nonsense.

http://www.pittstate.edu/header/gusface.sm.gif

Gotta give props to PSU for creating a conceptual logo that can't be slayerized... I was trying that one after the Ichy and gave up and did the Seinfeld. All I came up with was

Rain Man
11-30-2004, 03:11 PM
Y'know, this whole thing got me thinking. We really don't have any disabled team mascots, and I think that's wrong. Why can't a team have a kangaroo in a wheelchair? Or a bulldog with three legs? Or a gorilla with Down's Syndrome? Where's the message that you don't have to be physically "perfect" to be a mascot?

KCWolfman
11-30-2004, 03:15 PM
Y'know, this whole thing got me thinking. We really don't have any disabled team mascots, and I think that's wrong. Why can't a team have a kangaroo in a wheelchair? Or a bulldog with three legs? Or a gorilla with Down's Syndrome? Where's the message that you don't have to be physically "perfect" to be a mascot?
That Purdue mascot looks like he suffers from Down's.

grandllama
11-30-2004, 03:15 PM
i'm officially bored now...

grandllama
11-30-2004, 03:20 PM
That Purdue mascot looks like he suffers from Down's.and he only has one leg!

Bob Dole
11-30-2004, 03:27 PM
I apologize to Bob Dole for turning Bob Dole's thread into a quasi night crew PS fest. This is just so much more fun than doing my final thesis so I can wear that ugly robe and hood hanging on my door in a couple of weeks. ROFL

No apology necessary.

Bob Dole is enjoying the turn it's taken.

Someone needs to figure out which conference can be renamed "Conference Slayer" because all the mascots can be butchered with his misshapen slayerhead.