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Mr. Kotter
11-30-2004, 02:57 PM
Anyone seen FDE, lately?

:(

:p

Lava lamp left on hot stovetop explodes, killing man

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/11/30/lava.lamp.death.ap/index.html

KENT, Washington (AP) -- A man who placed a lava lamp on a hot stovetop was killed when it exploded and sent a shard of glass into his heart, police said.

Philip Quinn, 24, was found dead in his trailer home Sunday night by his parents.

"Why on earth he was heating a lava lamp on the stove, we don't know," Kent Police spokesman Paul Petersen said Monday.

After the lamp exploded, Quinn apparently stumbled into his bedroom, where he died Sunday afternoon, authorities said.

Police found no evidence of drug or alcohol use.

Ultra Peanut
11-30-2004, 02:59 PM
What kind of dumbass would put a lava lamp on a stovetop?

Everyone knows you cook 'em in the oven...

Mr. Kotter
11-30-2004, 03:00 PM
What kind of dumbass would put a lava lamp on a stovetop?

I haven't seen gochiefs or Slayer today.... :hmmm:

SPchief
11-30-2004, 03:00 PM
wow what a genious (cp spelling)

BIG_DADDY
11-30-2004, 03:00 PM
That's just embarrassing

Rain Man
11-30-2004, 03:01 PM
Maybe he wanted to see it erupt.

cheeeefs
11-30-2004, 03:02 PM
darwin nominee right there

KCWolfman
11-30-2004, 03:03 PM
Hey kids, check this out when I increase the heat in the lamp, it really boils...... Come on, come out here and look, this thing is flinging red stuff everywhere..... just one look

BAM!!!!

Daddy.....Dad... Daddy... stop playing around, we hate when you do that stuff.

BIG_DADDY
11-30-2004, 03:05 PM
darwin nominee right there

I think that's a winner

Ultra Peanut
11-30-2004, 03:07 PM
Maybe he wanted to see it erupt.Awesome. ROFL

jcroft
11-30-2004, 03:25 PM
in his trailer home

I'm really, really trying to restrain myself from making a tasteless joke here.

Phobia
11-30-2004, 03:27 PM
This is how I plan to go.

Mr. Kotter
11-30-2004, 03:34 PM
I'm really, really trying to restrain myself from making a tasteless joke here.

I thought about that too; gosh, I hope he wasn't sportin' a mullet.... ROFL

Rain Man
11-30-2004, 03:37 PM
Police found no evidence of drug or alcohol use.

Isn't the mere fact that he owned a lava lamp evidence of drug use?

jcroft
11-30-2004, 03:40 PM
Isn't the mere fact that he owned a lava lamp evidence of drug use?

Haha. Nice one. :D

jcroft
11-30-2004, 03:42 PM
I wonder why he was moving it. Don't most people just leave their lamps in one place (and usually not atop the stove)?

Mr. Kotter
11-30-2004, 04:24 PM
I wonder why he was moving it. Don't most people just leave their lamps in one place (and usually not atop the stove)?

Anyone have a lavalamp, know? :hmmm:

mikey23545
11-30-2004, 04:25 PM
Sounds like he was de-lighted to do this....

Rausch
11-30-2004, 04:30 PM
I'll never understand why people have a problem with Darwin's theories...

memyselfI
11-30-2004, 04:34 PM
I'm really, really trying to restrain myself from making a tasteless joke here.

Ditto, especially given the FDE reference!

ENDelt260
11-30-2004, 04:36 PM
I'm really, really trying to restrain myself from making a tasteless joke here.
Why?

Let 'er rip!

ENDelt260
11-30-2004, 04:37 PM
Ditto, especially given the FDE reference!
What the hell does jcroft making a trailer joke have to do with FDE?

Rausch
11-30-2004, 04:39 PM
What the hell does jcroft making a trailer joke have to do with FDE?

Oh, this should be good....I'm getting popcorn...

memyselfI
11-30-2004, 04:40 PM
What the hell does jcroft making a trailer joke have to do with FDE?

Uh, he's also mentioned in the original post...the one that mentions the trailer. :hmmm:


Anyone seen FDE, lately?

:(

:p

Lava lamp left on hot stovetop explodes, killing man

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/11/30/lava.lamp.death.ap/index.html

KENT, Washington (AP) -- A man who placed a lava lamp on a hot stovetop was killed when it exploded and sent a shard of glass into his heart, police said.

Philip Quinn, 24, was found dead in his trailer home Sunday night by his parents.

"Why on earth he was heating a lava lamp on the stove, we don't know," Kent Police spokesman Paul Petersen said Monday.

After the lamp exploded, Quinn apparently stumbled into his bedroom, where he died Sunday afternoon, authorities said.

Police found no evidence of drug or alcohol use.

ENDelt260
11-30-2004, 04:47 PM
Yes, I'm aware that SDCF made an FDE reference due to FDE's recent string of bad luck w/ regard to accident/injury.

I'm also aware that jcroft's inclination to make a tasteless trailer home joke had to do with the fact that the victim in the story lived in a trailer home.

You echoed jcroft's reluctance *especially* because of the FDE reference. I say, "Why?" They're independent jokes.

Lord, I can't believe I just invested that much effort into that post.

ENDelt260
11-30-2004, 04:50 PM
So... Denis, have you let every joke in this thread reflect on FDE simply because of Rob's reference in the thread starter?

ENDelt260
11-30-2004, 04:54 PM
Or... did the reference to FDE in the thread starter lead you to believe that FDE being the moron in the story was a REALISTIC possiblity?

jcroft
11-30-2004, 04:56 PM
Lord, I can't believe I just invested that much effort into that post.

I can't either.

jcroft
11-30-2004, 04:56 PM
Why?

Wouldn't want it to get back to your mom. I know she lived in a trailer park last time I was over at her place...

grandllama
11-30-2004, 04:58 PM
Or... did the reference to FDE in the thread starter lead you to believe that FDE being the moron in the story was a REALISTIC possiblity?

quit wasting time in threads like these and head over to the ones where you're being made fun of...

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=105465

memyselfI
11-30-2004, 05:38 PM
I can't either.

Ditto, again. You are on a roll.

Mr. Kotter
11-30-2004, 10:36 PM
Wouldn't want it to get back to your mom. I know she lived in a trailer park last time I was over at her place...

Harsh.

ROFL

Count Alex's Losses
11-30-2004, 10:37 PM
Don't dig too deep...you might get burned by the MOLTEN LAAAAAAAAAVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

LTownChief
11-30-2004, 11:24 PM
that should have been a scene in the movie Final Destination

Joe Seahawk
12-01-2004, 12:06 AM
Poor guy.. Probably just finished watching the Seahawks get demolished by the Bills and decided to see what would happen if he heated up the lava lamp on the trailer range... He had a bad day!

Rausch
12-01-2004, 12:10 AM
Poor guy.. Probably just finished watching the Seahawks get demolished by the Bills and decided to see what would happen if he heated up the lava lamp on the trailer range... He had a bad day!

Don't tell me what a bad day is, Mr.First-place-in-your-division.... :mad:

Phobia
12-01-2004, 12:14 AM
This incident reminds me of something my wife saw on Survivor recently. Apparently there was a multiple choice quiz about the official native beverage at whatever island they're on this year....

One of the choices was lava:
4 or 5 of those dumb broads guessed lava was the correct answer.

Can you believe that? They should serve up some of that Survivor Koolaid to determine the winner every year.

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 12:45 AM
Your wife watches Survivor?

Do me a favor and let her now I just lost a little bit of respect for her.

Phobia
12-01-2004, 01:01 AM
Your wife watches Survivor?

Do me a favor and let her now I just lost a little bit of respect for her.

Not only does she watch it, but I turn my head towards the TV when boobies are on. Ami has a smokin bod and she's a lesbian. She's on the far left:

http://www.survivorfever.net/s9-vc/episode12/vc_ep12_11_30-43.jpg

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 01:03 AM
For being stranded on a desert island, it sure looks like they've had a shower recently.

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 01:04 AM
Lemme take a mulligan here...


Not to worry Phil... I never had any respect for you to lose.

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 01:05 AM
The best part about lusting after a lesbian is... you've got an excuse for her not being interested.

"It ain't me... she just don't like dick."

Count Alex's Losses
12-01-2004, 01:07 AM
For being stranded on a desert island, it sure looks like they've had a shower recently.

I'm betting they all take a dip in the ocean in the morning. I know I would.

Anyway, Survivor sucks.

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 01:10 AM
I'm betting they all take a dip in the ocean in the morning.

Hey, you shut the f*ck up.

Phobia
12-01-2004, 01:11 AM
For being stranded on a desert island, it sure looks like they've had a shower recently.

Dude - they get to looking ragged. That last chick they kicked off looked pretty damn homely on the show. While searching for a pic of Ami, I saw one of that chick on a TV appearance. She was brutally hot. I mean incredible.

Ami is a butterface. Nice bod, but her rack is absolutely perfect.

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 01:19 AM
I like how they make sure to give them headbands with the name of the show on them.

Y'know... just in case you forget what you're watching.

Phobia
12-01-2004, 01:23 AM
Here's a pic of that chick that got booted:

http://www.survivorfever.net/s9-vc/episode8/vc_ep8_10_28-26.jpg

Let me see if I can find one of her made up.

Otter
12-01-2004, 05:38 AM
Who wants to bet that the lightbulb that heats up the goo inside and makes it swim around was burnt out or wouldn't work and he stuck it on the stove to heat up.

"Wooow, look how fast the lavalamp moves around on the stov..."

**POP**