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Taco John
11-30-2004, 06:08 PM
ROFL

Taco John
11-30-2004, 06:09 PM
I'll never forget that cold day. I ran into my front yard, grief stricken, and fell to my knees screaming "Why! Why?! Lord, Why!"

KC Dan
11-30-2004, 06:11 PM
I'll never forget that cold day. I ran into my front yard, grief stricken, and fell to my knees screaming "Why! Why?! Lord, Why!"
And, that is when TJ remembered that it was because he was a donkey fan..

Phobia
11-30-2004, 06:12 PM
I was teaching my neighber that it is prudent to vote for Kerry.

Warrior5
11-30-2004, 06:14 PM
Here, right now.

FAX
11-30-2004, 06:16 PM
There once was a Taco named John
Who watched the game shows off and on
He was fondling his teenie,
Itsie bitsy, donk wienie
When he found out that Jennings was gone

FAX

Skip Towne
11-30-2004, 06:25 PM
There once was a Taco named John
Who watched the game shows off and on
He was fondling his teenie,
Itsie bitsy, donk wienie
When he found out that Jennings was gone

FAX
Now that's rep right there.

Over-Head
11-30-2004, 06:29 PM
Same place I was sunday when I found out the Donks had lost :evil:
Sitten right here looken at the screen ROFL

Wile_E_Coyote
11-30-2004, 06:31 PM
Same place I was sunday when I found out the Donks had lost :evil:
Sitten right here looken at the screen ROFL

I bet TJ was on his knees going, why, why Lord why, then too ROFL

Chiefs Pantalones
11-30-2004, 06:33 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=34532&stc=1

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

Over-Head
11-30-2004, 06:34 PM
I bet TJ was on his knees going, why, why Lord why, then too ROFL

I'm willing to bet he chewed his horse shoes near off! :thumb:

FAX
11-30-2004, 06:37 PM
There once was a Taco named John
Who was shy and a little withdrawn
When his mom asked him why
He replied with a cry
“I can’t tell mom, Is my pecker gone?”

FAX

dtebbe
11-30-2004, 06:55 PM
Listening to the Neal Boortz radio show this morning at 10:30am. Even knew the question he blew. What retard would think Fed-Ex had seasonal white-collar workers?

DT

FAX
11-30-2004, 06:57 PM
There once was a donkey named TJ
Who paid a call girl for a BJ
She began to go down
Then said with a frown
“Is there something here I’m ‘sposed to see, J?”

FAX

Rain Man
11-30-2004, 07:01 PM
Listening to the Neal Boortz radio show this morning at 10:30am. Even knew the question he blew. What retard would think Fed-Ex had seasonal white-collar workers?

DT

Oh, sure. Wait 'til he loses before you call him a retard.

Ari Chi3fs
11-30-2004, 07:02 PM
There once was this noobie [sp?] named Fax
Who writes limericks in place of smacks
He spends all day thinking
and prob'ly binge drinking
and he knows what beer.com does when you type "snacks"

FAX
11-30-2004, 07:04 PM
There once was this noobie [sp?] named Fax
Who writes limericks in place of smacks
He spends all day thinking
and prob'ly binge drinking
and he knows what beer.com does when you type "snacks"

Good one, Mr. Ali Chi3fs. My compliments. Another for Taco.

There once was a donkey named TJ
Who discovered that he had to pee-jay
In the bathroom he gasped
‘Cause his hand could not grasp
A pecker the size of a flea-jay

FAX

Taco John
11-30-2004, 08:39 PM
There once was a loser named Fax
who was so enamoured by my penis that he wrote numerous poems about it.
What a wierd f*cking dude.
Is he gay or something?

Spicy McHaggis
11-30-2004, 08:58 PM
There once was a loser named Fax
who was so enamoured by my penis that he wrote numerous poems about it.
What a wierd f*cking dude.
Is he gay or something?

That doesn't rhyme at all!

Jenson71
11-30-2004, 09:02 PM
That doesn't rhyme at all!

It does if you have a deep Mexican accent.

Ari Chi3fs
11-30-2004, 09:08 PM
There once was a loser named Fax
who was so enamoured by my penis that he wrote numerous poems about it.
What a wierd f*cking dude.
Is he gay or something?


ROFL

tk13
11-30-2004, 09:10 PM
There once was a loser named Fax
who was so enamoured by my penis that he wrote numerous poems about it.
What a wierd f*cking dude.
Is he gay or something?
I give it a 57, creative lyrics but there's no beat and it's pretty hard to dance to.

Ari Chi3fs
11-30-2004, 09:19 PM
yeah, but FAX has yet to retaliate, so I think it is ownage... regardless of beat. heh

SNR
11-30-2004, 09:21 PM
There once was a loser named Fax
who was so enamoured by my penis that he wrote numerous poems about it.
What a wierd f*cking dude.
Is he gay or something?No, but he's a n00b.

Jenson71
11-30-2004, 09:22 PM
When something's so abnormal
You can't help but sit and stare
Taco's cocko tastes like caramel
I heard it from Fax, I swear

Jenson71
11-30-2004, 09:24 PM
Twas once a kid named Jenson
Who sure as hell couldn't write poems
No, twas he not the next cummings
He'd rather eat nachos with Priest Holmes.

tk13
11-30-2004, 09:31 PM
There once was a man from Oregon
Who flaunted his sig like a whoregon
He posted a chip
And acts like a dip
I think his vagina is soregon.

SNR
11-30-2004, 09:38 PM
What's wrong with this place?
Poems about Taco's dick?
The Chiefs aren't THAT bad

Straight, No Chaser
11-30-2004, 09:40 PM
I'd like to WTF someone would be searching the Internet for the clip of Ken Jennings losing Jeopardy :hmmm:


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ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 12:14 AM
Listening to the Neal Boortz radio show this morning at 10:30am. Even knew the question he blew. What retard would think Fed-Ex had seasonal white-collar workers?

DT
No shit. 4 month white collar seasonal employee? First thing I thought was H&R Block... I would've written it down because I couldn't think of a better guess. I just know H&R Block (obviously) has a LARGE seasonal workforce. Four months sounds about right.

What the hell happens at FedEx for four months out of the year?

Logical
12-01-2004, 12:25 AM
No shit. 4 month white collar seasonal employee? First thing I thought was H&R Block... I would've written it down because I couldn't think of a better guess. I just know H&R Block (obviously) has a LARGE seasonal workforce. Four months sounds about right.

What the hell happens at FedEx for four months out of the year?

October - January is a busier season for FedEx but the workforce increase is blue collar not white collar. Jennings just showed he was human. My first thought was either Wal-Mart or Sears but I am not sure whether sales people are white collar or blue collar.

tk13
12-01-2004, 12:26 AM
No shit. 4 month white collar seasonal employee? First thing I thought was H&R Block... I would've written it down because I couldn't think of a better guess. I just know H&R Block (obviously) has a LARGE seasonal workforce. Four months sounds about right.

What the hell happens at FedEx for four months out of the year?
The most common thought was that he was thinking about the Christmas season. I really don't know, I guess he just blanked. More people than I would expect suggest he was tired of it and just threw the game because that answer made no sense whatsoever and he was at a nice round 75 shows and 2.5 million dollars. I don't believe that but he did look kind of tired and not himself the last couple days. On Monday's show I believe the 2nd place person actually "buzzed in" first more often than Ken, which never happens, but that guy bet it all on a daily double and missed and took himself out of the game. Today really Ken looked alright, he only missed three questions I believe, but two of them were daily doubles and then he missed final jeopardy... and that's all she wrote. They tape two weeks of shows on consecutive days...maybe it was the second day of tapings in a row and he was just tired.

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 12:29 AM
October - January is a busier season for FedEx but the workforce increase is blue collar not white collar. Jennings just showed he was human. My first thought was either Wal-Mart or Sears but I am not sure whether sales people are white collar or blue collar.
I probably thought H&R Block first because I've been a customer of theirs the past few years.

I know they shut down most of their offices for most of the year. Then, I wondered... "How many white collar jobs are seasonal for them?" But, then I realized there was thirty seconds, so I said, screw it... that's what I'd guess.

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 12:33 AM
They tape two weeks of shows on consecutive days...maybe it was the second day of tapings in a row and he was just tired.

I'm not sure how I'm supposed to read this...

Are you saying, they tape ten shows in ten days... or, they tape 10 shows in 2 days?

If the former, why would he be tired on the second day? If the latter... holy shit... how did he last this long?

Miles
12-01-2004, 12:43 AM
http://www.cinemonkey.com/reviews/turturro/qsbooth.jpg

The best picture in 1955....was On the Waterfront.

tk13
12-01-2004, 12:51 AM
I'm not sure how I'm supposed to read this...

Are you saying, they tape ten shows in ten days... or, they tape 10 shows in 2 days?

If the former, why would he be tired on the second day? If the latter... holy shit... how did he last this long?
They tape 10 shows in 2 days. I think it's usually a Tues/Wed or Wed/Thurs setup. They tape one week of shows in one day.... I believe they tape three in the "morning" session, take a lunch break, come back and tape the other 2 for the week. In Ken's case he'd go back to the motel, get back up the next morning for the second day of tapings, and they'd tape the next week, 3 in the morning and 2 in the afternoon. That'd be it for that week of tapings and he'd go home....

They had a good story about it on Nightline tonight. Ken showed them around and gave them an interview... he showed the motel he stayed at every week, it wasn't anything special at all. I guess the first time you go out there you have to pay your own way for everything. For returning champions they'd pay for your airfare, but Ken was responsible for paying for motel, rental car, etc. the entire time....

FAX
12-01-2004, 08:15 AM
There once was a loser named Fax
who was so enamoured by my penis that he wrote numerous poems about it.
What a wierd f*cking dude.
Is he gay or something?

FAX has dedicated and complete appreciation for the female form, thank you very much, Mr. Taco John. Unfortunately for both of us, the muse of acknowledging abmormally small packages has visited. It's sort of an anthropological thing.

Ergo ...

There once was a Taco named John
Who was all Internet bluster and brawn
But in the real world
He was more like a girl
‘Cause his nuts were completely withdrawn

FAX

FAX
12-01-2004, 08:51 AM
When something's so abnormal
You can't help but sit and stare
Taco's cocko tastes like caramel
I heard it from Fax, I swear

There once was a poster named Jenson
Who maliciously smacked other men-son
He thought he was funny
But he was Taco's honey
And he was no comedian-son

FAX

Taco John
12-01-2004, 10:41 AM
Thank God for ignore. Who wants to read dumbassed limericks about penises?

David.
12-01-2004, 10:42 AM
seriously the limericks are old.

FAX
12-01-2004, 10:45 AM
seriously the limericks are old.

I hesitate to disagree with you, Mr. David., but these are brand new limerics.

FAX

David.
12-01-2004, 10:45 AM
ROFL

FAX
12-01-2004, 10:56 AM
Thank God for ignore. Who wants to read dumbassed limericks about penises?

I find it interesting that it is only you that wishes to ignore the limerics about your absurdly miniscule penis. In fact, Planet limeric lovers have indicated an appreciation of my efforts.

Nevertheless, if other Planeteers wish FAX to never pen another limeric about Taco John's disturbingly tiny member, I will bow to their desires and hereby pledge to cease forever.

FAX

Taco John
12-01-2004, 11:05 AM
I find it interesting that it fills up your mouth just fine.

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 11:08 AM
I find it interesting that it fills up your mouth just fine.
I thought he was on ignore...

Taco John
12-01-2004, 11:09 AM
I'm pretty slow on the trigger... all that cutting and pasting...

FAX
12-01-2004, 11:26 AM
I find it interesting that it fills up your mouth just fine.

That is just plain nasty. Well, you've forced my hand.

There once was a donkey named Taco
Who thought FAX should go take a walk-o
He went on the attack
By talking weak smack
To stop poems about his small stalk-o

FAX

FAX
12-01-2004, 01:29 PM
wondering if he's still on Taco's ignore list ...

There once was a Taco named John
Whose luck with a call girl was gone
When she found that his wienie
Was thin as linguini
She said, “My offer is hereby withdrawn!”

FAX

FAX
12-01-2004, 01:47 PM
... still wondering ...

There once was a donkey named Taco
Who thought he was the big guy on the block-o
He paid a call girl for biz
Who said, “Is that all there is?
Are you sure you don’t just want to talk-o?”

FAX

Over-Head
12-01-2004, 01:48 PM
pssssstt, Taco, give it up son, your trying to win a gun fight with a peice of rubber hose. :shake:

On another note,
FAX, how about a "light harted smaquest" type of post in honor of my 3000 posts?.
(Not a really great accomplishment I know, but hell, I am a Raiderz fan after all)

Ahh, could ya forgo the "weenie" references though? PLEASE? :)

Over-Head
12-01-2004, 01:49 PM
... still wondering ...

FAX

Dude, do ya really care anway? LOL

FAX
12-01-2004, 02:22 PM
FAX, how about a "light harted smaquest" type of post in honor of my 3000 posts?.
(Not a really great accomplishment I know, but hell, I am a Raiderz fan after all)

Ahh, could ya forgo the "weenie" references though? PLEASE? :)

I have some work to do right now, Mr. Over-Head, but as soon as I get a free moment, I'll post one for you. Congratulations on your remarkable achievement, by the way.

FAX