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Rain Man
11-30-2004, 08:05 PM
The island has the normal accoutrements of coconuts, pineapples, fish, etc.

You can have ONE non-human animal with you. What animal would you most like to have? As Endelt mentioned on another thread, keep in mind that this is a family BBS.

|Zach|
11-30-2004, 08:09 PM
http://www.effect.net.au/lukastan/humour/Visual-Nice/Animal-02/Beer-Squirrel.jpg

Pants
11-30-2004, 08:10 PM
A Doberman Pinscher.

Knowing some people here though, I can predict a lot of sheep and pigs.

tk13
11-30-2004, 08:11 PM
Do cave girls from outer space count?

FAX
11-30-2004, 08:12 PM
Oooooh .... I know this one.

Gimme a minute.

FAX

Rain Man
11-30-2004, 08:12 PM
Do cave girls from outer space count?

I guess so, as long as they aren't human.

FAX
11-30-2004, 08:13 PM
Does it have fur? Or feathers?

FAX

FAX
11-30-2004, 08:14 PM
You say there's plenty of pineapples, right?

FAX

go bowe
11-30-2004, 08:15 PM
Does it have fur? Or feathers?

FAXwhat kind of snatch has feathers? :shrug:

FAX
11-30-2004, 08:16 PM
Good point. Fur then. Okay.

FAX

Rain Man
11-30-2004, 08:16 PM
Does it have fur? Or feathers?

FAX

That depends on how you dress it up, I guess.

Rain Man
11-30-2004, 08:17 PM
You say there's plenty of pineapples, right?

FAX


There are great fields of pineapple.

Skip Towne
11-30-2004, 08:18 PM
what kind of snatch has feathers? :shrug:
A chickens snatch? :shrug:

Raiderhader
11-30-2004, 08:19 PM
Beaver.....

Sure-Oz
11-30-2004, 08:19 PM
The hot alien chicks from
"dude where is my car?"

Raiderhader
11-30-2004, 08:19 PM
A chickens snatch? :shrug:


ROFL

FAX
11-30-2004, 08:19 PM
Has fur. Eats pineapple. Non-human.

I know that I can get this one.

FAX

Rain Man
11-30-2004, 08:20 PM
A chickens snatch? :shrug:

Heh-heh. Poultrypeeker.

The Pedestrian
11-30-2004, 08:23 PM
This is going to lead to a "Which animal would you rather...?" poll, isn't it?

Anyway, I'll share the island with a pig for a couple days to fatten it up, then eat it.

Phobia
11-30-2004, 08:29 PM
ENDelt's done worse:

http://www.yale.edu/cfe/female%20chimp.jpg

FAX
11-30-2004, 08:33 PM
A poor man marooned and alone
Stuck a pineapple upon his bone
He had just one wish
That he could offer this dish
To a Catherine Zeta Jones clone

FAX

The Pedestrian
11-30-2004, 08:47 PM
ENDelt's done worse:

http://www.yale.edu/cfe/female%20chimp.jpg

Did he at least shave her first?


:p

Phobia
11-30-2004, 08:48 PM
Did he at least shave her first?


:p

Careful, bud. You're gonna have to shave your palms.

Count Alex's Wins
11-30-2004, 08:53 PM
A dog I guess.

PastorMikH
11-30-2004, 08:53 PM
Tough choice between a cow and a chicken. A cow would provide milk to drink and a chicken would provide eggs to eat.

'Course if I had the cow, I would know that if I got sick and tired of fish and fruits, I could always have a steak.

Pants
11-30-2004, 09:05 PM
Tough choice between a cow and a chicken. A cow would provide milk to drink and a chicken would provide eggs to eat.

'Course if I had the cow, I would know that if I got sick and tired of fish and fruits, I could always have a steak.

Well you have to rule out the chicken, because you'd need a rooster too. That's 2 animals - unacceptable.

BIG_DADDY
11-30-2004, 09:05 PM
IF there is other animal life there like rabbits and shit I would take my pit so he could catch a few additional meals and he makes a great companion anyway. If the cow was pregnant I have to admit that would be intriguing as you could have steak, milk the works. Gotta have a companion though I still would probably bring Taz..

Count Alex's Wins
11-30-2004, 09:08 PM
Tough choice between a cow and a chicken. A cow would provide milk to drink and a chicken would provide eggs to eat.

'Course if I had the cow, I would know that if I got sick and tired of fish and fruits, I could always have a steak.

Ooh, I like the way you think.

What are you going to feed the chicken?

Phobia
11-30-2004, 09:09 PM
Tough choice between a cow and a chicken. A cow would provide milk to drink and a chicken would provide eggs to eat.

'Course if I had the cow, I would know that if I got sick and tired of fish and fruits, I could always have a steak.

It might be nice to bring a cow pregnant with a bull.

Demonpenz
11-30-2004, 09:12 PM
i would like an emu

PastorMikH
11-30-2004, 09:17 PM
Well you have to rule out the chicken, because you'd need a rooster too. That's 2 animals - unacceptable.



You guys are from the city aren't you.:shake::)


Hens will lay eggs without a rooster. They just can't lay fertilized eggs without a rooster. The hens that lay the eggs that you buy in the grocery store are from hens that have not been with a rooster.

PastorMikH
11-30-2004, 09:18 PM
Ooh, I like the way you think.

What are you going to feed the chicken?



Another city boy.:shake:


They will eat grubs, worms, insects and so on. Think about it, what did chickens eat to live before people started putting them in a barn lot?

PastorMikH
11-30-2004, 09:19 PM
It might be nice to bring a cow pregnant with a bull.



Now you're talking!

:thumb:

BIG_DADDY
11-30-2004, 09:19 PM
You guys are from the city aren't you.:shake::)


Hens will lay eggs without a rooster. They just can't lay fertilized eggs without a rooster. The hens that lay the eggs that you buy in the grocery store are from hens that have not been with a rooster.

That was not you guys that was just Metro.

Wile_E_Coyote
11-30-2004, 09:23 PM
giraffe

Jenny Gump
11-30-2004, 09:29 PM
Almost everyone is getting rep in this thread. ROFL I haven't laughed so hard since Jingle Girl tripped and almost fell on her fat face.





BTW, I would bring a dog.

Count Alex's Wins
11-30-2004, 09:34 PM
Another city boy.:shake:


They will eat grubs, worms, insects and so on. Think about it, what did chickens eat to live before people started putting them in a barn lot?

I'm pretty sure humans invented chickens, dumbass.

stevieray
11-30-2004, 09:37 PM
I'm pretty sure humans invented chickens, dumbass.

:shake:

PastorMikH
11-30-2004, 09:38 PM
I'm pretty sure humans invented chickens, _____.



Say, I hear they have a spot reserved for you to participate in the special olympics.

Pants
11-30-2004, 09:40 PM
Sorry to have doubted you Pastor. I have learned my lesson. Oh, and I should have knonw that too, don't know what I was thinking...

Count Alex's Wins
11-30-2004, 09:40 PM
It was a joke guys.

Jenny Gump
11-30-2004, 09:46 PM
It was a joke guys.

I got it. I thought it clever actually.

chiefs4me
11-30-2004, 11:13 PM
I would take a man, because we call you animals half the time anyway. Then he could take care of me!

Count Alex's Wins
11-30-2004, 11:13 PM
I got it. I thought it clever actually.

Marry me.

Pants
11-30-2004, 11:14 PM
I would take a man, because we call you animals half the time anyway. Then he could take care of me!

I guess you forgot that Rainman said "non-humans" only,,,

Phobia
11-30-2004, 11:52 PM
Almost everyone is getting rep in this thread.

Don't worry about mine. I'm maxed out anyway.

Phobia
11-30-2004, 11:53 PM
I got it. I thought it clever actually.

Me too. Gochiefs is actually humorous a couple times per day. It's all that other crap we need to eliminate before allowing him out in public.