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Count Zarth
12-01-2004, 12:32 AM
http://www.quirkybastards.net/SpamArt/spam_art.html

I get hundreds of spam e-mails per day. Rather than let them all go to waste, I figured why not put some of them -- the ones with the really goofy subject lines -- to good use? Ok, well, maybe not "good" use. Anyway, what follows are hastily-drawn and hopefully amusing interpretations of obscure and sometimes not-so-innocent subject lines of random spam e-mails.

SPchief
12-01-2004, 12:49 AM
BORING

Phobia
12-01-2004, 12:52 AM
Worst. Site. Ever.

Count Zarth
12-01-2004, 12:53 AM
Come on. This one is funny:

WE HAVE MET YOUR MATCH

http://www.quirkybastards.net/SpamArt/wehaveyourmatch.gif

SPchief
12-01-2004, 12:54 AM
Worst. Site. Ever.



Agreed


BOOORRRINNNG

Count Zarth
12-01-2004, 12:54 AM
ROFL

These girls are so hot they crave more than one at a time!

http://www.quirkybastards.net/SpamArt/girlscravemorethanone.gif

SPchief
12-01-2004, 12:55 AM
BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRINNNNNNNNG

Miles
12-01-2004, 12:57 AM
Not the least bit funny.

Phobia
12-01-2004, 12:58 AM
Dude, I have an incredibly dry sense of humor. That site is like a compilation of my bottom 100 groaners in my entire life.

It's horrible.

Fairplay
12-01-2004, 01:02 AM
Weak.

SPchief
12-01-2004, 01:02 AM
Dude, I have an incredibly dry sense of humor. That site is like a compilation of my bottom 100 groaners in my entire life.

It's horrible.

I agree... I have one of the most dry sense of humor of all of my friends...but this site really blows balls

Count Zarth
12-01-2004, 01:03 AM
Come on, THIS ONE is funny:

Eliminate Your Balance, Quickly, and Easily!

http://www.quirkybastards.net/SpamArt/balance.gif

SPchief
12-01-2004, 01:06 AM
Come on, THIS ONE is funny:

Eliminate Your Balance, Quickly, and Easily!

http://www.quirkybastards.net/SpamArt/balance.gif


BOOOOO!!!!

BAN HIM!!!

Count Zarth
12-01-2004, 01:09 AM
OK, my last attempt and making you laugh:

SILVER FOUND AT GROUND ZERO:

http://www.quirkybastards.net/SpamArt/groundzerosilver.gif

Phobia
12-01-2004, 01:10 AM
Let me put it this way, gochiefs....

If the author of this site were a member of ChiefsPlanet, he would be almost as funny as Slayer.

SPchief
12-01-2004, 01:12 AM
[QUOTE=UserName]OK, my last attempt and making you laugh:

give up






not funny

Count Zarth
12-01-2004, 01:16 AM
Well, I give up.

Kraut
12-01-2004, 01:17 AM
Yeah I'm just not feeling it :shake:

Fairplay
12-01-2004, 01:18 AM
I have a first grader that can show you works of "art" better then that GoChiefs.

Count Zarth
12-01-2004, 01:18 AM
I have a first grader that can show you works of "art" better then that GoChiefs.

It's not supposed to be judged on the merits of its art.

:rolleyes:

Phobia
12-01-2004, 01:21 AM
It's not supposed to be judged on the merits of its art.

:rolleyes:

If he's not selling art, WTF is he selling? It damn sure isn't humor.

I don't even think he could get a laugh out of a Brit.

Count Zarth
12-01-2004, 01:23 AM
If he's not selling art, WTF is he selling? It damn sure isn't humor.

I don't even think he could get a laugh out of a Brit.

He's not selling ANYTHING...he's interpreting the subject lines of spam he gets...anyway, I LAUGHED...

SPchief
12-01-2004, 01:25 AM
Well, I give up.


Yeah he listened to me!!


PBJ PBJ :bravo: :bravo: :bang: :bang:


:p :p :p :p

MonroeChief
12-01-2004, 01:27 AM
I hate to agree with the crowd, but your spam site sucks the big one.

I'm known as someone that will laugh at anything.......until now, not even a smirk!!

Don't give up your day job!!!

tk13
12-01-2004, 01:42 AM
THIS THREAD

Count Zarth
12-01-2004, 01:50 AM
I hate to agree with the crowd, but your spam site sucks the big one.

I'm known as someone that will laugh at anything.......until now, not even a smirk!!

Don't give up your day job!!!

IT'S NOT MY SITE!!

Dartgod
12-01-2004, 04:36 AM
He's not selling ANYTHING...he's interpreting the subject lines of spam he gets...anyway, I LAUGHED...
Oh, in that case it's really funny.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...









OK, I lied. It's not even remotely funny.

Phobia
12-01-2004, 09:47 AM
This thread is funny. The site. Is Not.

el borracho
12-01-2004, 10:17 AM
In a tangentally related idea, I have been saving all the credit card applications that I receive in the mail since buying my house. Before buying my house I probably received a couple a month, now I receive about 3 or 4 applications a week. I must have about 70 or 80 applications piled on the shelf. I have the same income as before so it struck me as somewhat funny.
I have been trying, to this point unsuccessfully, to think of an art project that incorporates them and the idea of how stupid it is to suddenly be seen as credit-worthy when the only thing that changed is the purchase of a home (an additional expense). Or else I will just cash advance them all one day, split the country, change my name, and buy an island. $10,000 cash advance on 80 credit cards = $800,000 in cash. Maybe one day I will be able to correctly answer one of Rainman's "tropical island" polls. Which ten albums would I bring? And what non-human pet?

Bob Dole
12-01-2004, 10:57 AM
In a tangentally related idea, I have been saving all the credit card applications that I receive in the mail since buying my house. Before buying my house I probably received a couple a month, now I receive about 3 or 4 applications a week. I must have about 70 or 80 applications piled on the shelf. I have the same income as before so it struck me as somewhat funny.
I have been trying, to this point unsuccessfully, to think of an art project that incorporates them and the idea of how stupid it is to suddenly be seen as credit-worthy when the only thing that changed is the purchase of a home (an additional expense). Or else I will just cash advance them all one day, split the country, change my name, and buy an island. $10,000 cash advance on 80 credit cards = $800,000 in cash. Maybe one day I will be able to correctly answer one of Rainman's "tropical island" polls. Which ten albums would I bring? And what non-human pet?


If you can't think of an art project, it's always fun to remove any identifying marks on the included literature, then mail it back to a competitor in the prepaid envelope so they get to pay additional postage on their junk mail.

Bob Dole
12-01-2004, 10:58 AM
This thread is funny. The site. Is Not.


He aspires to have toothpaste for dinner.