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Bob Dole
12-01-2004, 01:01 PM
After analyzing the server and vBulletin logs in detail over the past few weeks, we are looking at performance enhancing changes to the forum configuration that may impact your custom avatar.

Avatars have previously been stored as blob data types in the MySQL database. This storage method not only increases the size of the database itself, but creates processor overhead when rendering the images.

At this time, the allowed avatar dimensions have been adjusted downward to minimize the overhead issues and a gallery of avatars stored on disk has been supplied. You may still upload custom avatars that are a maximum of 5x5px.

|Zach|
12-01-2004, 01:04 PM
Do I need a tinfoil hat for this avatar armegeddon?

Phobia
12-01-2004, 01:06 PM
Damn. You guys suck. If you need any technical assistance, Metrolike is available.

ptlyon
12-01-2004, 01:07 PM
The Planet is falling! The Planet is falling!

SPchief
12-01-2004, 01:23 PM
so should we put a red dot in our avi just like you??? :shrug:

Bob Dole
12-01-2004, 01:23 PM
so should we put a red dot in our avi just like you??? :shrug:

Get your own avatar!

big nasty kcnut
12-01-2004, 01:36 PM
Well i got mine for the picture i want.

cadmonkey
12-01-2004, 01:42 PM
Look at the disfunctional family have we become!!!!

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 01:44 PM
Whoever came up with this idea is clearly a moron.

Calcountry
12-01-2004, 01:46 PM
The Planet is falling! The Planet is falling!
It hit foxy loxy on the head.

Ohh, I love loosy goosy Lucy.

|Zach|
12-01-2004, 01:47 PM
Whoever came up with this idea is clearly a moron.
Shut the hell up and put on this tinfoil hat I made you.

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 01:48 PM
Shut the hell up and put on this tinfoil hat I made you.
I'll show you who to tell to shut up.

Calcountry
12-01-2004, 01:50 PM
I'll show you who to tell to shut up.
41K plus posts later, I dont' think it is possible to EVER shut you up man.

:p

SPchief
12-01-2004, 02:28 PM
Everybody shut up.

AAGggghh the voices in my head


RED RUM RED RUM

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-01-2004, 02:29 PM
Who put Bob Dole in charge?!




:spock:

|Zach|
12-01-2004, 02:30 PM
I'll show you who to tell to shut up.
You got me.

Bob Dole
12-01-2004, 02:33 PM
Bob Dole isn't in charge.

If he was, he wouldn't be the person who keeps getting stuck with the bad news announcements.

|Zach|
12-01-2004, 02:33 PM
Bob Dole isn't in charge.

If he was, he wouldn't be the person who keeps getting stuck with the bad news announcements.
So are you the Scretary Of Agriculture?

Iowanian
12-01-2004, 02:39 PM
It wouldn't bother me at all if there were no avatars or pics in sigs

ptlyon
12-01-2004, 02:43 PM
Iowa - turn 'em off. That is what I do.

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-01-2004, 02:49 PM
Bob Dole isn't in charge.

If he was, he wouldn't be the person who keeps getting stuck with the bad news announcements.
Well who put Bob Dole in charge of bad news announcements?

Pants
12-01-2004, 02:49 PM
Damn. You guys suck. If you need any technical assistance, Metrolike is available.

Yeah if you guys are having any troubles with your IM services, I'm available 24/7. Email me at leet_haxor@leetDomain.com.

Iowanian
12-01-2004, 02:55 PM
Iowa - turn 'em off. That is what I do.

I am in "at work" mode and have avs and sigs turned off..........have for a long time.

Coach
12-01-2004, 03:00 PM
Holy hell! I went to the avatar selection, and when I saw those pictures, I was like "WTF happened to the Planet?"

dirk digler
12-01-2004, 03:18 PM
Holy hell! I went to the avatar selection, and when I saw those pictures, I was like "WTF happened to the Planet?"


We went soft like the Orange Drain.

Coach
12-01-2004, 03:20 PM
We went soft like the Orange Drain.

Hmm... well the way we been playing this year... that's a statement. :(

dirk digler
12-01-2004, 03:23 PM
Hmm... well the way we been playing this year... that's a statement. :(


We will never be as soft as those panzies. Were hardcore baby!

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 03:24 PM
Were hardcore baby!

You're thinking of someplace else.

dirk digler
12-01-2004, 03:26 PM
You're thinking of someplace else.

I always get confused with those damn teenie sites.

PastorMikH
12-01-2004, 03:38 PM
Anything going on with the service work that would cause a person to lose a bunch of their posts?

Bob Dole
12-01-2004, 03:42 PM
Anything going on with the service work that would cause a person to lose a bunch of their posts?


No. Your report preceded any changes.

SPchief
12-01-2004, 03:43 PM
Anything going on with the service work that would cause a person to lose a bunch of their posts?


Like who :shrug:







(cough) endelt (cough)

KingPriest2
12-01-2004, 03:49 PM
Damn. You guys suck. If you need any technical assistance, Metrolike is available.


Oh shit we are doomed then.

Phobia
12-01-2004, 03:54 PM
Anything going on with the service work that would cause a person to lose a bunch of their posts?

Did you happen to notice that you were over 9,000 late last night or have you been over that number for a while?

At one point, while messing with the "last post" thread, I duplicated it, which would have given you almost another 500 posts temporarily.

I can't explain the loss of 1000 posts, though.

Coach
12-01-2004, 03:57 PM
Oh, by the way, on the very top on my IE, I see

"ChiefsPlanet - Avatar" I'm like, what in the world?

Logical
12-01-2004, 03:58 PM
It appears I have already lost my Avatar. Oh well. I guess you had to read this thread the first hour or so to be in time to take action. Why is it even still a sticky.

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 04:02 PM
Why is it even still a sticky.

So people know to blame Bob Dole.

tk13
12-01-2004, 04:07 PM
What's up with all the cute teddy bear and kitty cat replacement avatars?

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 04:09 PM
What's up with all the cute replacement avatars?
Studies show that teddies and kitties help server performance.

penguinz
12-01-2004, 04:09 PM
:(

Bob Dole
12-01-2004, 04:13 PM
It appears I have already lost my Avatar. Oh well. I guess you had to read this thread the first hour or so to be in time to take action. Why is it even still a sticky.

Because while the changes were being made, Bob Dole has been on the clock at the job that pays the bills, and he hasn't yet had a chance to go back and edit the topic to reflect the changes and the reasons for them.

You might want to backup your avatar. :)

jspchief
12-01-2004, 04:21 PM
Call me crazy, but it seems like performance has been great lately. Is this an attempt to make room for the search function again?

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 04:22 PM
Call me crazy, but it seems like performance has been great lately. Is this an attempt to make room for the search function again?
No.

JazzzLovr
12-01-2004, 04:23 PM
Because while the changes were being made, Bob Dole has been on the clock at the job that pays the bills...

I notice that you worded that rather carefully: "on the clock" as opposed to "working."

At least you're not lying to us. ;)

JazzzLovr
12-01-2004, 04:23 PM
Call me crazy, but it seems like performance has been great lately. Is this an attempt to make room for the search function again?

Crazy.

PastorMikH
12-01-2004, 04:48 PM
Did you happen to notice that you were over 9,000 late last night or have you been over that number for a while?

At one point, while messing with the "last post" thread, I duplicated it, which would have given you almost another 500 posts temporarily.

I can't explain the loss of 1000 posts, though.



Been slowly closing in on 10K for a while now, checked last night and was just over 9,900 - I remember that because I looked at Saul who was at something like 9,750 and thought that if I didn't pick up the pace he'd hit 10k before me.



And duplicating that thread wouldn't have given me almost 500, I'm just barely over 400 posts on it.:)

Logical
12-01-2004, 04:51 PM
Because while the changes were being made, Bob Dole has been on the clock at the job that pays the bills, and he hasn't yet had a chance to go back and edit the topic to reflect the changes and the reasons for them.

You might want to backup your avatar. :)

I see it is back, thanks. I saved it. I swear only someone of the abilities of KCGS could do such fine work.

alpha_omega
12-01-2004, 05:13 PM
wtf?

2bikemike
12-01-2004, 05:19 PM
What do I need to do to get my Avatar back?

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 05:20 PM
Do you know how long it takes to find a can of menudo on the web?

http://www.vilore.com/html/menudo.jpg


Under a minute.

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 05:21 PM
Another one

http://store1.yimg.com/I/mex-grocer_1822_9784029

Bob Dole
12-01-2004, 05:21 PM
What do I need to do to get my Avatar back?

Resize it to fit the size restriction and upload it again.

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 05:22 PM
http://store1.yimg.com/I/mex-grocer_1822_9882469

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 05:22 PM
http://store1.yimg.com/I/mex-grocer_1821_1620309

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 05:23 PM
The web is f*cking littered with menudo cans!

Brando
12-01-2004, 05:23 PM
Holy Shit! ENDelt has become the drunken Care Bear!

SPchief
12-01-2004, 05:26 PM
so we are only allowed to have custom avi's of 5 pixles by 5 pixles??

Bob Dole
12-01-2004, 05:30 PM
so we are only allowed to have custom avi's of 5 pixles by 5 pixles??

Yes. Careful calculation of the number of registered users and the estimated weekly growth of the forum database and index based on the mean rate of growth and activity over the past 9 months indicated that 5x5 pixels was the optimal size to allow custom avatars and avoid potential disk space problems for the next 6 months.

Bob Dole finds that his new avatar adequately expresses Bob Dole's essence just as well as the much larger version.

2bikemike
12-01-2004, 05:34 PM
I'm glad everybody got a chance to save their avatars before they were wiped out. Nothing like a little heads up!

If the avatars are such a problem would all those sig pics be a problem as well?

Bob Dole
12-01-2004, 05:35 PM
I'm glad everybody got a chance to save their avatars before they were wiped out. Nothing like a little heads up!

If the avatars are such a problem would all those sig pics be a problem as well?

They aren't stored in the database, so no.

2bikemike
12-01-2004, 05:40 PM
They aren't stored in the database, so no.

Oh ok!

Ari Chi3fs
12-01-2004, 05:52 PM
:KU:

memyselfI
12-01-2004, 05:54 PM
I'm glad everybody got a chance to save their avatars before they were wiped out. Nothing like a little heads up!

If the avatars are such a problem would all those sig pics be a problem as well?

I missed the heads up too. :deevee: I'm sure few will miss my beloved Dog pizzing on Bush sign...

BTW, the choice of regular avatars is rather sweet...like something you'd see on an old ladies knitting bulletin board. :thumb:

Bob Dole
12-01-2004, 05:57 PM
I missed the heads up too. :deevee: I'm sure few will miss my beloved Dog pizzing on Bush sign...

BTW, the choice of regular avatars is rather sweet...like something you'd see on an old ladies knitting bulletin board. :thumb:

Those were the only images available on the server.

Bob Dole just assumed they were PatriotsPlanet.com avatars.

memyselfI
12-01-2004, 06:00 PM
Those were the only images available on the server.

Bob Dole just assumed they were PatriotsPlanet.com avatars.

That's ok. I know I have many other reasons to think you suck... :p

Bob Dole
12-01-2004, 06:02 PM
That's ok. I know I have many other reasons to think you suck... :p

Bob Dole hates it when women gossip like that...

elvomito
12-01-2004, 06:09 PM
isn't there an exception for boobies?

elvomito
12-01-2004, 06:09 PM
guess not

Bob Dole
12-01-2004, 06:11 PM
isn't there an exception for boobies?

5 pixel by 5 pixel nippleless boobies are acceptable.

David.
12-01-2004, 06:11 PM
what's with all the antonish avatars.

go bowe
12-01-2004, 06:18 PM
Resize it to fit the size restriction and upload it again.ok, a little help for the computer-imapaired...

when i go to user control panel, avatar, i don't see any place to upload my resized avatar...

help!

Bob Dole
12-01-2004, 06:18 PM
ok, a little help for the computer-imapaired...

when i go to user control panel, avatar, i don't see any place to upload my resized avatar...

help!

It's below the gallery.

go bowe
12-01-2004, 06:19 PM
5 pixel by 5 pixel nippleless boobies are acceptable.nippleless?

that would be an odd looking boobie...

tk13
12-01-2004, 06:20 PM
So are custom avatars on the board forever kaput? (That aren't 5x5, of course)

Bob Dole
12-01-2004, 06:21 PM
nippleless?

that would be an odd looking boobie...

For whatever reason, that seemed easier than typing "covered or otherwise visually obscured."

go bowe
12-01-2004, 06:22 PM
It's below the gallery.ok, i uploaded the 5x5 pixle avatar, but it's so little i can't really see it...

is this normal?

in other words, if this is how it works, we won't have custom avatars any more, at least one's that we can see, right?

Bob Dole
12-01-2004, 06:24 PM
So are custom avatars on the board forever kaput? (That aren't 5x5, of course)

Bob Dole doesn't know--Bob Dole is just the messenger.

Unfortunately, ChiefsPlanet.com does not have the disk space or processing power of Google, and it's likely that something will have to give. It's just an experiment at this point, trying to appease the masses and make the page loads peppy, perky and pleasant.

go bowe
12-01-2004, 06:25 PM
ok, i uploaded the 5x5 pixle avatar, but it's so little i can't really see it...

is this normal?

in other words, if this is how it works, we won't have custom avatars any more, at least one's that we can see, right?the url thingy seems to work quite a lot better, using a smilie image from some website...

Bob Dole
12-01-2004, 06:25 PM
ok, i uploaded the 5x5 pixle avatar, but it's so little i can't really see it...

is this normal?

in other words, if this is how it works, we won't have custom avatars any more, at least one's that we can see, right?

Bob Dole can see your homicidal squaw just fine.

the Talking Can
12-01-2004, 06:25 PM
http://store1.yimg.com/I/mex-grocer_1822_9882469

ahhh....my sweet menudo

Bwana
12-01-2004, 06:26 PM
WTF is going on here?

go bowe
12-01-2004, 06:26 PM
Bob Dole doesn't know--Bob Dole is just the messenger.

Unfortunately, ChiefsPlanet.com does not have the disk space or processing power of Google, and it's likely that something will have to give. It's just an experiment at this point, trying to appease the masses and make the page loads peppy, perky and pleasant.SHOOT THE MESSENGER!! :bang: :bang:

SHOOT THE MESSENGER!! :bang: :bang:

go bowe
12-01-2004, 06:28 PM
WTF is going on here?what i want to know is how you got an 80x80 pixle avatar to work?

i miss my bo... :deevee: :deevee: :deevee:

Bwana
12-01-2004, 06:36 PM
Ok, which one of you dickweeds changed my avatar. ROFL

morphius
12-01-2004, 06:39 PM
Ok, which one of you dickweeds changed my avatar. ROFL
I like it, not as good as Iowanians, but still good.

Ultra Peanut
12-01-2004, 06:40 PM
Rock and roll!

Bwana
12-01-2004, 06:48 PM
I like it, not as good as Iowanians, but still good.

Oh, that's just wrong. :shake:

big nasty kcnut
12-01-2004, 06:51 PM
i need my flash picture.

big nasty kcnut
12-01-2004, 06:51 PM
i hate kittens. need my flash

Jenson71
12-01-2004, 07:01 PM
The only reason I came to chiefsplanet was for the avators.

morphius
12-01-2004, 07:05 PM
Oh, that's just wrong. :shake:
With yours it is easy to imagine an arrow pointed at him, ready to take him out.

morphius
12-01-2004, 07:07 PM
i hate kittens. need my flash
For someone who hates kitty's you should stop being such a pussy :D

Bwana
12-01-2004, 07:15 PM
With yours it is easy to imagine an arrow pointed at him, ready to take him out.

Oh, I redesigned it with crosshairs, but it seems someone has this thing locked in and I can't install the new improved model. :hmmm:

Sure-Oz
12-01-2004, 07:23 PM
Why not have a URL option if you don't want avy's uploaded?

RedNFeisty
12-01-2004, 07:24 PM
What is the deal with all the fluffy avatars, i.e. teddy bears, kitties, hearts!?!

FAX
12-01-2004, 07:25 PM
What is the deal with all the fluffy avatars, i.e. teddy bears, kitties, hearts!?!

I think they're trying to go for a gentler, kinder Planet feel.

FAX THE GENTLE AND KIND

RedNFeisty
12-01-2004, 07:28 PM
I think they're trying to go for a gentler, kinder Planet feel.

FAX THE GENTLE AND KIND

The avatars are cute, but funny as ever seeing some of these guys with teddy bears. :)

morphius
12-01-2004, 07:30 PM
What is the deal with all the fluffy avatars, i.e. teddy bears, kitties, hearts!?!
Its an evil cruel joke, or they are trying to make us drink the happy DV kool-aid by surrounding us with fuzzy, happy, little creatures...

FAX
12-01-2004, 07:32 PM
The avatars are cute, but funny as ever seeing some of these guys with teddy bears. :)

I think it's a very good idea for some of these guys to get in touch with their inner teddy bear or little kitty (as the case may be).

FAX THE SENSITIVE

morphius
12-01-2004, 07:33 PM
I think it's a very good idea for some of these guys to get in touch with their inner teddy bear or little kitty (as the case may be).

FAX THE SENSITIVE
like, ohhh, maybe Clint...

hehe

Brando
12-01-2004, 07:35 PM
I think that Bob Dole has gotten in touch with his inner AH.

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 07:48 PM
The only reason I came to chiefsplanet was for the avators.
So, you'll be leaving now?

Awesome! Check it out, Dole... an unexpected bonus!

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 07:48 PM
Why not have a URL option if you don't want avy's uploaded?
You've clearly missed the point of this exercise.

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 07:49 PM
Its an evil cruel joke

That doesn't sound very Planet moderator-like.

David.
12-01-2004, 07:52 PM
aww how cute








>=(

Brando
12-01-2004, 07:53 PM
You've clearly missed the point of this exercise.
What is the point of this excercise?
You guys ever think of offering a plus membership for like $25/yr with some extras(avs, rep, search)? Maybe make people automatically sign up for it after so many posts?

Brando
12-01-2004, 07:56 PM
Actually, think of the money you could raise if charged by the post to post anything in the DC forum?

Jenson71
12-01-2004, 07:58 PM
So, you'll be leaving now?

Awesome! Check it out, Dole... an unexpected bonus!

Naw, Dole likes me. I was a big supporter in '96.

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 08:03 PM
What is the point of this excercise?

Sorry. That's classified.

morphius
12-01-2004, 08:07 PM
Sorry. That's classified.
With those av's I'm guessing Richard Simmons has something to do with this excercise...

Brando
12-01-2004, 08:09 PM
With those av's I'm guessing Richard Simmons has something to do with this excercise...

Grab the anus and stretch and one and two and three...how many can you fit up there girls? Tee-hee-hee

David.
12-01-2004, 08:49 PM
am I the only one having problems recognizing members if they have a generic name with, like chiefs in it, or KC, or fan? I need the avatars to recognize.

Bowser
12-01-2004, 08:53 PM
Well, shit on a stick. Go away for a few days, and come back to the resident drunken prickface in estrogen overdrive!

Phobia
12-01-2004, 08:54 PM
Well, shit on a stick. Go away for a few days, and come back to the resident drunken prickface in estrogen overdrive!
There is a moral to this story.

old_geezer
12-01-2004, 08:56 PM
My new avatar says it all.

memyselfI
12-01-2004, 08:59 PM
Bob Dole doesn't know--Bob Dole is just the messenger.

Unfortunately, ChiefsPlanet.com does not have the disk space or processing power of Google, and it's likely that something will have to give. It's just an experiment at this point, trying to appease the masses and make the page loads peppy, perky and pleasant.

A more sane (and less popular option, I know) would be to remove some of the girlie pictures that are over a year or so old. I mean most of the regulars have seen the pics anyway. Give them a week or so to download their favs and then remove the ones that are over a certain time frame on a rotating basis.

You'd free up a helluva lot more disk/server space, wouldn't you? That thread is so heavily graphics weighted that I can't imagine it doesn't slow down the server on a whole...and I'm not complaining just pointing out a fact.

Otter
12-01-2004, 09:01 PM
Test....

jspchief
12-01-2004, 09:02 PM
WTF???

How are people getting avatars?

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 09:03 PM
Fabulous idea, D3nise! I'll go delete the whole thread right now!

Bowser
12-01-2004, 09:04 PM
Test....

Holy snipes! Otter either has a nice rack, or has cheated the avatar system!!

JazzzLovr
12-01-2004, 09:04 PM
5 pixel by 5 pixel nippleless boobies are acceptable.

So I can't use this? http://www.pk-hq.com/community/images/smilies/5boobs.gif

the Talking Can
12-01-2004, 09:25 PM
test

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 09:26 PM
Now canned kittycat... THAT would be hard to find.

the Talking Can
12-01-2004, 09:26 PM
I'd like to thank someone for choosing the gayest avatars possible. Well done. I'm surprised they aren't 31 different pictures of George Micheals.



i keed....

FloridaChief
12-01-2004, 09:26 PM
I want my goddamned avatar back...

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 09:28 PM
George Michael?

Thanks for the suggestion.

PastorMikH
12-01-2004, 09:35 PM
Avatar Check




Edit...
Yep, it's back.


Now, if I could just find those 1300 missing posts from my post count.

VonneMarie
12-01-2004, 09:49 PM
I want my ****ing avatar back

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 09:54 PM
Eh, I wouldn't worry about it, Vonne. By the time you return in 3-4 months for your next post, I'm sure the joke will have run its course.

Sure-Oz
12-01-2004, 09:57 PM
I want my ****ing avatar back
Tell me how you really feel!

VonneMarie
12-01-2004, 09:59 PM
Eh, I wouldn't worry about it, Vonne. By the time you return in 3-4 months for your next post, I'm sure the joke will have run its course.
Ha ha, so when do we get our avatars back?

the Talking Can
12-01-2004, 10:02 PM
you'll notice a few pages back I deleted a post for "not wanting to tempt the gods"....I deserve this....

jspchief
12-01-2004, 10:04 PM
you'll notice a few pages back I deleted a post for "not wanting to tempt the gods"....I deserve this....

The only suprising part is that it took as long as it did. It must have been difficult to find the gayest one.

VonneMarie
12-01-2004, 10:05 PM
Ok, how do some members have their old avatars and other members have this gay shit?

Count Alex's Losses
12-01-2004, 10:12 PM
I think if you have over 10K posts you get your old avatar back....I could be wrong.

We should just allow avatars to be linked offsite like sigs....

Sure-Oz
12-01-2004, 10:15 PM
Vm likes the word Gay

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 10:15 PM
Wham! > Beatles

ROFL Awesome.

VonneMarie
12-01-2004, 10:18 PM
Vm likes the word Gay
This whole thing is stupid. I'm just ventin' ...

Fairplay
12-01-2004, 10:18 PM
Avatar.

Sure-Oz
12-01-2004, 10:19 PM
This whole thing is stupid. I'm just ventin' ...
It's ok I miss your avatar too.

VonneMarie
12-01-2004, 10:22 PM
*sigh*

They could've atleast put some sports avatars or some hot men in that stupid avatar selection. :rolleyes:

David.
12-01-2004, 10:24 PM
Delt, I need a new avatar, me and TK are confusing each other with.....each other.

Count Alex's Losses
12-01-2004, 10:26 PM
So is the point of this just to piss people off?

jspchief
12-01-2004, 10:28 PM
So is the point of this just to piss people off?
If it is, it's working wonderfully on me. I'd have gotten over it if others hadn't started showing up with normal avatars.

VonneMarie
12-01-2004, 10:29 PM
So is the point of this just to piss people off?
Certainly looks like it. :cuss:

David.
12-01-2004, 10:30 PM
woah, you guys have a bad case of sandius vaginitis.

Iowanian
12-01-2004, 10:36 PM
Now canned kittycat... THAT would be hard to find.

You thoughtless bastard,,,,,,,,,youre going to draw the ire and wrath of an angry broad,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

jspchief
12-01-2004, 10:37 PM
You thoughtless bastard,,,,,,,,,youre going to draw the ire and wrath of an angry broad,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

,,,,,Nice,,,,,ROFL

Fairplay
12-01-2004, 10:42 PM
You thoughtless bastard,,,,,,,,,youre going to draw the ire and wrath of an angry broad,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,




Thou shalt not,,,,,,,,,,,,,piss of the,,,,,,,,,,angry broad.

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 10:45 PM
Can I piss on the angry broad?

Fairplay
12-01-2004, 10:52 PM
Can I piss on the angry broad?




,,,,,,golden showers,,,,,,,,

Brando
12-01-2004, 10:56 PM
Why the fudge can't I upload a custom avatar? Not of any size...none...period

VonneMarie
12-01-2004, 10:57 PM
Can I piss on the angry broad?
Can she crap on you? :rolleyes:

jspchief
12-01-2004, 11:03 PM
Can she crap on you? :rolleyes:

meh. Wrong BB. Try www.skitty-skat.com (http://www.skitty-skat.com)

Brando
12-01-2004, 11:03 PM
Can she crap on you? :rolleyes:
That would make for an interesting avatar

tk13
12-01-2004, 11:11 PM
Can she crap on you? :rolleyes:
Typical Sky... take a simple unassuming topic and turn it into one of her tawdry rancid sex threads....

David.
12-01-2004, 11:12 PM
Typical Sky... take a simple unassuming topic and turn it into one of her tawdry rancid sex threads....

BIG DORK!??!!?! you bastard :D

VonneMarie
12-01-2004, 11:13 PM
Typical Sky... take a simple unassuming topic and turn it into one of her tawdry rancid sex threads....
Oh, bite me. :p

BTW, David took a neg for you. ROFL

jspchief
12-01-2004, 11:14 PM
Typical Sky... take a simple unassuming topic and turn it into one of her tawdry rancid sex threads....

Ermmm. It's one thing to equate cereal with sex, but how did you get from crap to sex.

Nevermind, I'm positive I don't want that answer.

David.
12-01-2004, 11:15 PM
Oh, bite me. :p

BTW, David took a neg for you. ROFL

ya, yah I did :shake:

VonneMarie
12-01-2004, 11:15 PM
Ermmm. It's one thing to equate cereal with sex, but how did you get from crap to sex.

Nevermind, I'm positive I don't want that answer.
I think TK likes to get crapped on while "in the act."

tk13
12-01-2004, 11:15 PM
Ermmm. It's one thing to equate cereal with sex, but how did you get from crap to sex.

Nevermind, I'm positive I don't want that answer.
I guess I fudged her intentions a bit.

VonneMarie
12-01-2004, 11:16 PM
ya, yah I did :shake:
You negative rep'd me. :shrug:

David.
12-01-2004, 11:18 PM
You negative rep'd me. :shrug:

no offense, but you were being a bitch :)

jspchief
12-01-2004, 11:19 PM
I think TK likes to get crapped on while "in the act."Good grief! What part of "I don't want that answer" confused you?

VonneMarie
12-01-2004, 11:19 PM
no offense, but you were being a bitch :)
Then I made you my bitch. :p

Brando
12-01-2004, 11:20 PM
I love poo discussions with puppies and teddybears..this is friggin' hillarious.

David.
12-01-2004, 11:20 PM
Then I made you my bitch. :p

haha, keep dreamin

VonneMarie
12-01-2004, 11:22 PM
Good grief! What part of "I don't want that answer" confused you?
ROFL

PastorMikH
12-01-2004, 11:28 PM
Bob Dole's gonna be mad about his sticky thread being hijacked.

jspchief
12-01-2004, 11:30 PM
Bob Dole's gonna be mad about his sticky thread being hijacked.

What's he gonna do? Take my avatar away?

VonneMarie
12-01-2004, 11:31 PM
Bob Dole's gonna be mad about his sticky thread being hijacked.
How 'bout you tell us how you got YOUR avatar back. :mad:

PastorMikH
12-01-2004, 11:35 PM
How 'bout you tell us how you got YOUR avatar back. :mad:



No problem. I had it uploaded at another BB. Used the URL link instead of uploading it directly to the planet.

If you have the pic uploaded someplace else on the net, right click on the pic, choose properties and copy the web address shown on the window that opens. Then go into your user profile, avatar, and put the link in the link spot.

jspchief
12-01-2004, 11:49 PM
I don't have an option of putting a linked avatar in...it must be reserved for people who aren't true Chiefs fans.

Count Alex's Losses
12-02-2004, 12:05 AM
I don't have an option of putting a linked avatar in...it must be reserved for people who aren't true Chiefs fans.

Yeah, that's bullshit, I don't have that.

Iowanian
12-02-2004, 12:08 AM
when the hell did dubyadubyadubyadotchiefsplanetdotcom hyperlink back to the AOL chatrooms?

ENDelt260
12-02-2004, 12:10 AM
I love poo discussions with puppies and teddybears..this is friggin' hillarious.
It's difficult to drink a beer while reading, tho.

ENDelt260
12-02-2004, 12:11 AM
Oh... and, in case you were concerned... my beer label assures me that the conents were brewed in strict accordance with the German purity law of 1516

Thank goodness it's not illegal.

Brando
12-02-2004, 12:11 AM
It's difficult to drink a beer while reading, tho.
Please change your av from that bear with hearts. I'm starting to feel aroused.

ENDelt260
12-02-2004, 12:13 AM
Please change your av from that bear with hearts. I'm starting to feel aroused.
I'm really starting to like the bear with hearts.

It's like me... just spreading love to all.

Brando
12-02-2004, 12:13 AM
Oh... and, in case you were concerned... my beer label assures me that the conents were brewed in strict accordance with the German purity law of 1516

Thank goodness it's not illegal.

Ahh 1516 when they bathed once a year. Those were the days of purity!
German purity laws mentioned on a thread that has already had people talking about shitting on each other..I like where this is headed.

David.
12-02-2004, 12:13 AM
I think mine promotes interracial love.

And I plan on poking a black chick before I die, so..........

ENDelt260
12-02-2004, 12:15 AM
And I plan on poking a black chick before I die, so..........

I have failed at that TWICE now.

But, I got a handjob from the first, and a bj from the second... so, at least I'm making progress.

Brando
12-02-2004, 12:17 AM
I have failed at that TWICE now.

But, I got a handjob from the first, and a bj from the second... so, at least I'm making progress.

You have to find one that's never been with a white guy that really wants to. Scored this totally hot black chick that way. Of course during my conquest I was totally blinded and didn't pay any attention to the fact that she is a ****in tard and that I have to see her at work all the time.

David.
12-02-2004, 12:20 AM
I've only made out with one...and it was hot.

ENDelt260
12-02-2004, 12:23 AM
Sweet. The Planet needed a sticky thread on, "How to nail a black chick."

David.
12-02-2004, 12:23 AM
haha, I can't think of anything more deserving

Brando
12-02-2004, 12:30 AM
Sweet. The Planet needed a sticky thread on, "How to nail a black chick."
I can add your boss and Asian chick too. I also somehow managed to nail the lesbian Captain of the Syracuse Crew team.

Count Alex's Losses
12-02-2004, 12:31 AM
I also somehow managed to nail the lesbian Captain of the Syracuse Crew team.

She just needed a good deep-dicking.

ENDelt260
12-02-2004, 12:33 AM
I can add your boss and Asian chick too. I also somehow managed to nail the lesbian Captain of the Syracuse Crew team.
See now Brando has lived.

Sure, I've poked a Mexican... in Mexico. But my boss? Never. No Asians either. Hell, even Boozer has poked an Asian.

Course, I did poke my big brother (in the fraternity)'s sister. None of my other fraternity brothers would let me around their sisters after that. Ungiving bastards.

Brando
12-02-2004, 12:33 AM
She just needed a good deep-dicking.
She had an impressive toy collection. I think that if I had gone back for seconds I would have gotten one.

Brando
12-02-2004, 12:36 AM
See now Brando has lived.

Sure, I've poked a Mexican... in Mexico. But my boss? Never. No Asians either. Hell, even Boozer has poked an Asian.

Course, I did poke my big brother (in the fraternity)'s sister. None of my other fraternity brothers would let me around their sisters after that. Ungiving bastards.
I was away with the boss on business and she wanted to prove she wasn't a bitch. The Asian chick..that was the easiest lay I've ever had. She lived a couple of blocks away from the Levee and I just told her to take me home for sex. She grabbed her purse and asked if we would be driving or walking. It should always be that easy. Shit..I'm engaged now and it's not even close to that easy.

David.
12-02-2004, 12:39 AM
I've banged a german foreign exchange student :shrug:


she wasn't all that hot though.

Brando
12-02-2004, 12:45 AM
I've banged a german foreign exchange student :shrug:


she wasn't all that hot though.
Hey..you don't have to admit that she wasn't hot :D

Kraut
12-02-2004, 12:49 AM
I've banged a german foreign exchange student :shrug:


she wasn't all that hot though.
Hey now don't come down too hard on the Krauts

David.
12-02-2004, 12:51 AM
Hey now don't come down too hard on the Krauts

if it makes up for it, she was a good lay :)

Kraut
12-02-2004, 12:52 AM
if it makes up for it, she was a good lay :)
ROFL ok forgiven

Pants
12-02-2004, 12:54 AM
Do you see my avatar?

Kraut
12-02-2004, 12:57 AM
Yep it's up

Pants
12-02-2004, 01:01 AM
Yep it's up

Thanks.

Oh and now that I've read the thread, yeah German ladies are ****ing hot. I'm going there soon, good times.

Kraut
12-02-2004, 01:02 AM
Thanks.

Oh and now that I've read the thread, yeah German ladies are ****ing hot. I'm going there soon, good times.
:) Now here is a man with some taste

SPchief
12-02-2004, 01:06 AM
So how do you put up your avi?? I'm confused?


:sulk:

Pants
12-02-2004, 01:08 AM
So how do you put up your avi?? I'm confused?


:sulk:

I have it saved on my laptop.

SPchief
12-02-2004, 01:13 AM
I have it saved on my laptop.


I have it saved on my cpu...but I have no option to put it in on my profile..



SPchief
Confused and trying to figure out wtf is going on here

Pants
12-02-2004, 01:17 AM
I have it saved on my cpu...but I have no option to put it in on my profile..



SPchief
Confused and trying to figure out wtf is going on here

You went to Profile, Avatar and there's no upload option on the bottom of the page?

SPchief
12-02-2004, 01:20 AM
nope

there is an option to upload a picture for profile...but that is it

David.
12-02-2004, 01:20 AM
face it, you fail at the internet.

Pants
12-02-2004, 01:21 AM
nope

there is an option to upload a picture for profile...but that is it

That would be the one...

SPchief
12-02-2004, 01:24 AM
I uploaded it and it doesn't show up in my avi
any advice??

SPchief
still confused

:shrug:

Pants
12-02-2004, 01:25 AM
I uploaded it and it doesn't show up in my avi
any advice??

SPchief
still confused

:shrug:

Defrag your computer.

EDIT: BTW, it's a joke, hopefully you aren't defragging it yet.

SPchief
12-02-2004, 01:35 AM
I knew you were joking... but come on how do I get my avi back??


SPcheif
REALLY WANT MY AVATAR BACK

Pants
12-02-2004, 01:37 AM
I knew you were joking... but come on how do I get my avi back??


SPcheif
REALLY WANT MY AVATAR BACK

I don't know, it worked for me. Seriously try restarting your computer, idk :shrug:

VonneMarie
12-02-2004, 02:25 AM
I guess some of us are stuck with the little puppies and teddy bears.

tk13
12-02-2004, 02:30 AM
I guess some of us are stuck with the little puppies and teddy bears.
You're a girl, you'll live.

Fairplay
12-02-2004, 02:37 AM
I guess some of us are stuck with the little puppies and teddy bears.




I thought girls like stuff like that.

Ultra Peanut
12-02-2004, 03:05 AM
Eh, I wouldn't worry about it, Vonne. By the time you return in 3-4 months for your next post, I'm sure the joke will have run its course.ROFL

Ultra Peanut
12-02-2004, 03:15 AM
Defrag your computer.

EDIT: BTW, it's a joke, hopefully you aren't defragging it yet.I thought you said "defag" at first glance...

Would've been appropriate, considering the av.

ExtremeChief
12-02-2004, 05:39 AM
puppies, cats and flowers, Oh My!

deadbabyseal
12-02-2004, 06:01 AM
These changes are hard on us computer illiterate folks. I just spent 20 minutes trying to figure out how to shrink my avatar.

Bwana
12-02-2004, 07:03 AM
Can I piss on the angry broad?

Only if you think of the angry board as an electric fence. :banghead:

Saulbadguy
12-02-2004, 07:37 AM
I normally make it a rule not to post on stickied threads. This is the exception.

RedNFeisty
12-02-2004, 08:25 AM
These changes are hard on us computer illiterate folks. I just spent 20 minutes trying to figure out how to shrink my avatar.

No kidding, it is also hard for the ones that don't get to spend much time here. I don't have the time to change my avatar. Someone, feel free to give me an avatar, it would be much better then the box with an "x"!

the Talking Can
12-02-2004, 08:27 AM
No kidding, it is also hard for the ones that don't get to spend much time here. I don't have the time to change my avatar. Someone, feel free to give me an avatar, it would be much better then the box with an "x"!

just go into your profile and select an avatar...they have several loaded to choose from, though they are all wonderful and not gay

PastorMikH
12-02-2004, 08:41 AM
OK, here it is again, how to get your avatar back.


The trick is to upload your avatar to another web site then link to it.

1) Upload the avatar pic

2) Find the link to it (put the mouse pointer on pic, right click, click on properties, halfway down the window will be the address, copy that)

3) Now, click profile at the top of the page, then click on avatar. At the bottom of the page you will see a place to link to another site (see pic)


(oh and JSP, if you DON'T have the place to put in URLs then THAT means you aren't a fan).

the Talking Can
12-02-2004, 08:50 AM
OK, here it is again, how to get your avatar back.


The trick is to upload your avatar to another web site then link to it.

1) Upload the avatar pic

2) Find the link to it (put the mouse pointer on pic, right click, click on properties, halfway down the window will be the address, copy that)

3) Now, click profile at the top of the page, then click on avatar. At the bottom of the page you will see a place to link to another site (see pic)


(oh and JSP, if you DON'T have the place to put in URLs then THAT means you aren't a fan).

I've done that before, but I can't get anything but the pre-loaded avatars to work.

I'm linking from google images, would that create any problems?

PastorMikH
12-02-2004, 08:52 AM
I've done that before, but I can't get anything but the pre-loaded avatars to work.

I'm linking from google images, would that create any problems?



:shrug:


I uploaded my av to Bilszone a few months back and am linking to that.

Say, everyone, go register at the mane, then upload your avs, pics, and attachments there and just link to them here.;)

Mr. Kotter
12-02-2004, 09:06 AM
OK, here it is again, how to get your avatar back.


The trick is to upload your avatar to another web site then link to it.

1) Upload the avatar pic

2) Find the link to it (put the mouse pointer on pic, right click, click on properties, halfway down the window will be the address, copy that)

3) Now, click profile at the top of the page, then click on avatar. At the bottom of the page you will see a place to link to another site (see pic)


(oh and JSP, if you DON'T have the place to put in URLs then THAT means you aren't a fan).

Pastor, I tried it too, and it didn't work for me.

In your screen pic, it APPEARS TO BE under the "Profile Picture" section of that screen, NOT the "Avatar" section...isn't it? :hmmm:

OldTownChief
12-02-2004, 09:17 AM
Pastor, I tried it too, and it didn't work for me.

In your screen pic, it APPEARS TO BE under the "Profile Picture" section of that screen, NOT the "Avatar" section...isn't it? :hmmm:


Seems like once you select one of the gay pics, you can't go back. The profile pic uploads fine but you can't un-select the gay pics without turning off avi's altogether.

Bwana
12-02-2004, 09:22 AM
Seems like once you select one of the gay pics, you can't go back. The profile pic uploads fine but you can't un-select the gay pics without turning off avi's altogether.

Indeed it does seem that way. I had something else in there, but some cheese nut went in and changed it. nlm

PastorMikH
12-02-2004, 09:25 AM
Pastor, I tried it too, and it didn't work for me.

In your screen pic, it APPEARS TO BE under the "Profile Picture" section of that screen, NOT the "Avatar" section...isn't it? :hmmm:



:shrug:

All I know is that is what I did and it is working for me.

OldTownChief
12-02-2004, 09:28 AM
:shrug:

All I know is that is what I did and it is working for me.

It probably worked for you because you didn't use one of the dumb gallery pics to begin with.

chiefs4me
12-02-2004, 09:43 AM
works for me too and i am no smarty when it comes to this stuff.

the Talking Can
12-02-2004, 09:46 AM
Seems like once you select one of the gay pics, you can't go back. The profile pic uploads fine but you can't un-select the gay pics without turning off avi's altogether.

that does, unfortunately, seem to be the case

OldTownChief
12-02-2004, 09:51 AM
that does, unfortunately, seem to be the case


Looks like we'll have to let the joke run it's course like END said, I thought it was hilarious for about 15 seconds.

Raiderhader
12-02-2004, 09:53 AM
See now Brando has lived.

Sure, I've poked a Mexican... in Mexico. But my boss? Never. No Asians either. Hell, even Boozer has poked an Asian.

Course, I did poke my big brother


:spock:

memyselfI
12-02-2004, 09:59 AM
I hope whomever is responsible for this ridiculous prank is happy now. :rolleyes:

Bwana
12-02-2004, 10:15 AM
I hope whomever is responsible for this ridiculous prank is happy now. :rolleyes:

Now there is irony at its finest. D enise's avatar survived this cluster fvck. :doh!:

memyselfI
12-02-2004, 10:18 AM
Now there is irony at its finest. D enise's avatar survived this cluster fvck. :doh!:

No, it had to be resubmitted...

I was in a panic for a bit. :)

Bwana
12-02-2004, 10:20 AM
No, it had to be resubmitted...

I was in a panic for a bit. :)

I take it you didn't click on one of the other fine house avatars first before doing so?

yunghungwell
12-02-2004, 10:25 AM
I can add your boss and Asian chick too. I also somehow managed to nail the lesbian Captain of the Syracuse Crew team.

Since when did this sticky become the "Rejected Penthouse Letters" forum?

memyselfI
12-02-2004, 10:26 AM
I take it you didn't click on one of the other fine house avatars first before doing so?


Nope. I saw them as being entirely too sweet for my taste... :fire:

OldTownChief
12-02-2004, 10:27 AM
Now there is irony at its finest. D enise's avatar survived this cluster fvck. :doh!:

It's also ironic that this performance enhancing cluster fvck was implemented when traffic to this site seems to be down by at least two thirds of what it was a few months ago.

memyselfI
12-02-2004, 10:42 AM
It's also ironic that this performance enhancing cluster fvck was implemented when traffic to this site seems to be down by at least two thirds of what it was a few months ago.

Post election and a cellar dweller football team will do that...

OldTownChief
12-02-2004, 11:31 AM
yea and.......nevermind

David.
12-02-2004, 12:00 PM
congrats. Me, Brando, and delt work to make this thread postworthy, and you guys ruin it again. :shake:

morphius
12-02-2004, 12:09 PM
Seems I screwed up and picked one of the cheesy icons, luckily it reminds me of my grandfather who was a hog farmer and used to bring piglets into the house to play with, and "my" first kitten, which looks like the one in the picture, that I adopted on the same farm.

JazzzLovr
12-02-2004, 01:41 PM
You have to find one that's never been with a white guy that really wants to. Scored this totally hot black chick that way. Of course during my conquest I was totally blinded and didn't pay any attention to the fact that she is a ****in tard and that I have to see her at work all the time.

And even after all that, I bet she STILL didn't get the chips and salsa to the table on time.

Brando
12-02-2004, 01:47 PM
And even after all that, I bet she STILL didn't get the chips and salsa to the table on time.
:cuss:

Sure-Oz
12-02-2004, 02:00 PM
testes 1, 2, 3...

Mr. Kotter
12-02-2004, 02:45 PM
Seems like once you select one of the gay pics, you can't go back. The profile pic uploads fine but you can't un-select the gay pics without turning off avi's altogether.

MODs?

Can a moderator indicate, if this is, in fact, the case.

And, if so, when will it be "fixed" so those of us who stupidly uploaded one of the bear avatars will be able to replace it with one we choose.