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Phobia
12-01-2004, 01:50 PM
Dude hit the legendary 626 posts benchmark.

He's one of us.

Welcome aboard, FAX. We really mean it this time.

ptlyon
12-01-2004, 01:51 PM
626? What significance is that?

Phobia
12-01-2004, 01:52 PM
626? What significance is that?

You mean you don't know?

ptlyon
12-01-2004, 01:53 PM
Uhhhhh.... Yeah... Um... Sure I know!!!

BigRedChief
12-01-2004, 01:53 PM
Yes, Welcome to Peon status Fax!

I'm sorry for voting to mask the BB's IP address from you. It was a mistake and I'm so sorry.:(

Bob Dole
12-01-2004, 01:53 PM
626? What significance is that?


Good Eli. Get away from the computer and get the **** out of the house once in awhile.

|Zach|
12-01-2004, 01:53 PM
Hold on while I hang the pinata.

Phobia
12-01-2004, 01:54 PM
Hold on while I hang the pinata.

If you do that, what task are we going to assign to Taco John?

|Zach|
12-01-2004, 01:55 PM
If you do that, what task are we going to assign to Taco John?
Well we are playing pin the tail on the donkey. Do you see any other donkey_s around here?

KCTitus
12-01-2004, 01:55 PM
If you do that, what task are we going to assign to Taco John?

He's not going to make it...he's still in Ohio counting ballots.

BigRedChief
12-01-2004, 01:56 PM
Hold on while I hang the pinata.

I'll get the video camera. We should get a good crotch whacking out of this. Either $10k from AFV or a new Ron Jermy video. Either way we are all winners.

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-01-2004, 01:56 PM
Welcome aboard, FAX. We really mean it this time.
not.

Bearcat
12-01-2004, 01:56 PM
Good Eli.

lol

Mr. Kotter
12-01-2004, 01:58 PM
Dude hit the legendary 626 posts benchmark.

He's one of us.

Welcome aboard, FAX. We really mean it this time.

Don't you mean, 666???

:fire:

Phobia
12-01-2004, 02:00 PM
Don't you mean, 666???

:fire:

No. If I meant 666, FAX would still be a noob. Duh.

Iowanian
12-01-2004, 02:01 PM
I don't know................I haven't seen him "jumped in" yet.

He's a noob until he's taken a good Cyber beating by the mob........you know...........like the one he'll get when he makes his first "I'm leaving" thread.

Skip Towne
12-01-2004, 02:03 PM
FAX will always be a n00b. Some people are just born n00bs.

FAX
12-01-2004, 02:03 PM
Words cannot express the depth of feelings I hold in my heart at this moment. I have fought N00baphobia (sp?) throughout my experience here on the Planet with every expectation that I would never graduate beyond that lowly status. I look forward now to smacking N00bs (sp?) with great fervor and incomparably savage barbarity.

I want to take a moment to thank all those who have helped me achieve this milestone. My parents, my business partners, and, of course, Taco John who inspired my limerics about diminuative sexual organs. And, of course, I have to thank all the Planeteers who made this posible except for SNR and EBOLA who tried to have me banned.

FAX THE OVERWHELMED

Phobia
12-01-2004, 02:03 PM
I don't know................I haven't seen him "jumped in" yet.

He's a noob until he's taken a good Cyber beating by the mob........you know...........like the one he'll get when he makes his first "I'm leaving" thread.

That's an exclusive club. He's just shedding that noob label.

He kinda forced our hand because he was doing a good job of rallying all the noobs in a revolt against us. This was done as a last alternative.

Saulbadguy
12-01-2004, 02:06 PM
FAX is cool.

ptlyon
12-01-2004, 02:09 PM
FAX is cool.

Yeah. Now.

Iowanian
12-01-2004, 02:09 PM
If I were a noob again...........I'd only type in 'hairlip'

Calcountry
12-01-2004, 02:19 PM
626? What significance is that?
Exactly what I was thinking??? WTF???

dirk digler
12-01-2004, 02:20 PM
Congrats FAX. Ahh **** it...**** off Noob! :p

KCTitus
12-01-2004, 02:21 PM
If I were a noob again...........I'd only type in 'hairlip'

Ive thought about something similar in the past...for me, I'd only type in 'yoda'.

Iowanian
12-01-2004, 02:30 PM
done it have........fun making of gochiefs did I.


Come to think Of it..............I ave uh-yped ign 'air 'ip ogn occa'on doo.

Jenson71
12-01-2004, 02:32 PM
FAX will always be a n00b. Some people are just born n00bs.

ROFL

Ari Chi3fs
12-01-2004, 02:43 PM
i dont think that he really has 626 posts... we need to challenge this... where is the red flag?

I contest, because 124 of his posts were limericks, and 49 were virtualbartender.beer.com commands...

He is still a n00b[sp?] in my book, and always will be! Bah!

SNR
12-01-2004, 02:52 PM
Words cannot express the depth of feelings I hold in my heart at this moment. I have fought N00baphobia (sp?) throughout my experience here on the Planet with every expectation that I would never graduate beyond that lowly status. I look forward now to smacking N00bs (sp?) with great fervor and incomparably savage barbarity.

I want to take a moment to thank all those who have helped me achieve this milestone. My parents, my business partners, and, of course, Taco John who inspired my limerics about diminuative sexual organs. And, of course, I have to thank all the Planeteers who made this posible except for SNR and EBOLA who tried to have me banned.

FAX THE OVERWHELMEDThat sounds like something a n00b would post.

N00b.

FAX
12-01-2004, 03:03 PM
i dont think that he really has 626 posts... we need to challenge this... where is the red flag?

I contest, because 124 of his posts were limericks, and 49 were virtualbartender.beer.com commands...

He is still a n00b[sp?] in my book, and always will be! Bah!

I am OFFICIALLY no longer a N00b (sp?) and I don't have to take this anymore, you ding-dong eating, nit-picking, post-counting whiner.

First off, I wouldn't have written half of those limericks if Taco John didn't have such a disturbingly infinitesimal pecker. So you can blame him, not me.

Secondly, Mr. ENDELT encouraged my research into virtualbartender commands. As a N00b (sp?) at the time, I felt compelled to comply with his wishes as I had no personal interest whatsoever in discovering which key words would prompt her to remove her clothing even after hundreds of failed attempts.

So, go express your buffoonish, arrogant opinions elsewhere before I start writing limericks about you and your half-blind, wheelchair-bound, geriatric boyfriends.

FAX THE INTEMPERATE

tk13
12-01-2004, 03:03 PM
626? What significance is that?
http://www.oliswelt.de/bilder/lilo_stitch.jpg

SNR
12-01-2004, 03:10 PM
I am OFFICIALLY no longer a N00b (sp?) and I don't have to take this anymore, you ding-dong eating, nit-picking, post-counting whiner.

First off, I wouldn't have written half of those limericks if Taco John didn't have such a disturbingly infinitesimal pecker. So you can blame him, not me.

Secondly, Mr. ENDELT encouraged my research into virtualbartender commands. As a N00b (sp?) at the time, I felt compelled to comply with his wishes as I had no personal interest whatsoever in discovering which key words would prompt her to remove her clothing even after hundreds of failed attempts.

So, go express your buffoonish, arrogant opinions elsewhere before I start writing limericks about you and your half-blind, wheelchair-bound, geriatric boyfriends.

FAX THE INTEMPERATEThis is rebellion! Not allowed!

Phobia granted you non-n00b status, not the power to assert yourself. I think you need 1145 posts to do that, IIRC.

Uh, I forgot what else I was going to say, so I'll just end this post by saying shut the hell up stupid quasi-n00b!

Quasi-noob!

FAX
12-01-2004, 03:24 PM
This is rebellion! Not allowed!

Phobia granted you non-n00b status, not the power to assert yourself. I think you need 1145 posts to do that, IIRC.

Uh, I forgot what else I was going to say, so I'll just end this post by saying shut the hell up stupid quasi-n00b!

Quasi-noob!

Why don't you stick a school bassoon up your rectum and fart Beethovan's fifth, you power-grubbing, chicken-kissing, demented, old dipshit?

FAX THE LOVING THIS NON-NOOB (SP?) STUFF

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 03:26 PM
your half-blind, wheelchair-bound, geriatric boyfriends.

Awesome.

Jenny Gump
12-01-2004, 04:54 PM
I've liked FAX from day one. He can buy me a beer anytime.

Ari Chi3fs
12-01-2004, 04:58 PM
listen here FECKS... you will always be a n00b [sp?], Mr. October 2004.

Mr. Kotter
12-01-2004, 05:13 PM
Words cannot express the depth of feelings I hold in my heart at this moment. I have fought N00baphobia (sp?) throughout my experience here on the Planet with every expectation that I would never graduate beyond that lowly status. I look forward now to smacking N00bs (sp?) with great fervor and incomparably savage barbarity.

I want to take a moment to thank all those who have helped me achieve this milestone. My parents, my business partners, and, of course, Taco John who inspired my limerics about diminuative sexual organs. And, of course, I have to thank all the Planeteers who made this posible except for SNR and EBOLA who tried to have me banned.

FAX THE OVERWHELMED

:shake:

FAX
12-01-2004, 05:30 PM
listen here FECKS... you will always be a n00b [sp?], Mr. October 2004.

I have an idea.

Why don't you wrap your mother's holiday tablecloth around your embarassingly puny bone and call it "Little Yasser", you illiterate, goat-licking, language-challenged N00baphobe (sp?)?

FAX THE REALLY GETTING INTO NON-NOOBISM

Ultra Peanut
12-01-2004, 05:41 PM
Now you get to know the secrets of the universe...

After you eat this.

EAT IT, GODDAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

4th and Long
12-01-2004, 05:42 PM
I have an idea.

Why don't you wrap your mother's holiday tablecloth around your embarassingly puny bone and call it "Little Yasser", you illiterate, goat-licking, language-challenged N00baphobe (sp?)?

FAX THE REALLY GETTING INTO NON-NOOBISM
I'm really liking the "new and improved, non-n00b" FAX! :thumb:
He's got MY vote! :D

Brando
12-01-2004, 05:51 PM
goat-licking
Since when did goat-licking start to carry a negative connotation?
Also, WTF? When do I lose my Noob cherry?

BigRedChief
12-01-2004, 05:56 PM
I've liked FAX from day one. He can buy me a beer anytime.

Holy Chit Batman. He jumps from official non-noob status to a date with Jenny Gump in one day?:shake: Whats next the Red Sox win a World Series? :hmmm:

BigRedChief
12-01-2004, 05:57 PM
Also, WTF? When do I lose my Noob cherry?
When Jenny Gump says its okay for you to buy her a beer or you bribe ENDelt260 or say something nice about Texas to Pink.

Phobia
12-01-2004, 06:12 PM
Since when did goat-licking start to carry a negative connotation?
Also, WTF? When do I lose my Noob cherry?

You already did, but your check didn't clear so you don't get your own thread.

Brando
12-01-2004, 06:15 PM
You already did, but your check didn't clear so you don't get your own thread.
What if I arrange for a FAX vs. ALi Steel Cage Match?

Taco John
12-01-2004, 06:16 PM
This dude's fascination with my penis scares me.

morphius
12-01-2004, 06:20 PM
This dude's fascination with my penis scares me.
What, your hand getting jealous?

Brando
12-01-2004, 06:20 PM
When Jenny Gump says its okay for you to buy her a beer or you bribe ENDelt260 or say something nice about Texas to Pink.
I won't touch the Jenny part of this so that I don't offend her, but how do you bribe ENDelt? He's got as much Horse on Bag Lady porn as one person can have and it's not like he has any other interests. As far as Texas goes it would be a stretch to say something nice, but I'm sure I could compliment them for putting the mentally handicapped to death :thumb:

Brando
12-01-2004, 06:21 PM
This dude's fascination with my penis scares me.

Tell Jake to take 5 minutes off. You've found someone else that might actually want to touch it.

FAX
12-01-2004, 06:30 PM
This dude's fascination with my penis scares me.

Hey, why don't you stop with the drama queen stuff?

These are FICTIONAL limericks about a FICTIONAL guy named Taco John who is (unfortunately) FICTIONALLY afflicted with an extremely small FICTIONAL package. If the shoe doesn't fit, don't wear it.

Besides, I never said it was his fault.

FAX THE FICTIONAL LIMERICK COMPOSER

FAX
12-01-2004, 07:15 PM
Tell Jake to take 5 minutes off. You've found someone else that might actually want to touch it.

There once was a poster named Brando
Who had his whole life fully planned-o
He would post some weak smack
And then he’d kick back
And play with his miniscule gland-o

FAX

Brando
12-01-2004, 07:20 PM
There once was a poster named Brando
Who had his whole life fully planned-o
He would post some weak smack
And then he’d kick back
And play with his miniscule gland-o

FAX

There was once a turd named FAX that thought he was smart but he was just a condescending f*ckin' prick.
He always remarked on other mans dicks.
His cock swilling ways passed in LA.
But they are afraid of his gay ways in Memphis.

David.
12-01-2004, 07:26 PM
god......damnit.


everytime a cp poster posts a bad limerick, god kills a kitten

FAX
12-01-2004, 07:30 PM
There was once a turd named FAX that thought he was smart but he was just a condescending f*ckin' prick.
He always remarked on other mans dicks.
His cock swilling ways passed in LA.
But they are afraid of his gay ways in Memphis.

There once was a poster named Brando
Whose smack was just stupid and bland-o
He could give people sh*t
But he couldn’t take it
When his victims took up a stand-o

FAX

David.
12-01-2004, 07:31 PM
FOR THE KITTENS FAX

FOR...THE...KITTENS.

Brando
12-01-2004, 07:46 PM
There once was a poster named Brando
Whose smack was just stupid and bland-o
He could give people sh*t
But he couldn’t take it
When his victims took up a stand-o

FAX
Memo to FAX: Adding an o to the end of words does not make your stupid limericks work. -o and penis jokes..yeah your schtick won't be getting old fast.

David.
12-01-2004, 07:50 PM
CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!

Phobia
12-01-2004, 07:50 PM
Memo to FAX: Adding an o to the end of words does not make your stupid limericks work. -o and penis jokes..yeah your schtick won't be getting old fast.

Ladies, there's plenty of room on ChiefsPlanet for both of you recent noobs. But if there is to be a fight to the death, please put me in your will first. Thanks.

FAX
12-01-2004, 07:50 PM
Memo to FAX: Adding an o to the end of words does not make your stupid limericks work. -o and penis jokes..yeah your schtick won't be getting old fast.

What you say is quite true, and, for that matter, your cheap shots at other people's expense behind their backs doesn't make you any more intelligent or respectable in my book, you moronic, back-biting, fart-breathing, weasel.

FAX THE PISSED

Phobia
12-01-2004, 07:53 PM
your cheap shots at other people's expense behind their backs doesn't make you any more intelligent or respectable in my book

Those are the best kind, IMO.

But, I'm not sure how that works on a message board. Will somebody please explain it to me?

|Zach|
12-01-2004, 07:55 PM
There was once a turd named FAX that thought he was smart but he was just a condescending f*ckin' prick.
He always remarked on other mans dicks.
His cock swilling ways passed in LA.
But they are afraid of his gay ways in Memphis.
He pulls it off alot better than you.

Brando
12-01-2004, 07:55 PM
What you say is quite true, and, for that matter, your cheap shots at other people's expense behind their backs doesn't make you any more intelligent or respectable in my book, you moronic, back-biting, fart-breathing, weasel.

FAX THE PISSED
I don't know why you refer to my pissing in your cheerios as back biting, but I do wish that I could breathe farts. That would be nice.
Fart jokes do never grow old. ;)

FAX
12-01-2004, 07:55 PM
Those are the best kind, IMO.

But, I'm not sure how that works on a message board. Will somebody please explain it to me?

Moronic, back-biting, fart-breathing, weasels are the best kind?

FAX THE INTRIGUED

tk13
12-01-2004, 07:57 PM
There was once a turd named FAX that thought he was smart but he was just a condescending f*ckin' prick.
He always remarked on other mans dicks.
His cock swilling ways passed in LA.
But they are afraid of his gay ways in Memphis.
Are you calling Psicosis a homophobic racist?

Phobia
12-01-2004, 07:58 PM
Considering that everything posted on this board is in plain view, I'm having trouble with the whole "cheap shots behind the back" thing.

But, it's really none of my business and I don't know WTF is going on. So, if I've presented enough of a distraction that you two have forgotten what the whole tiff was about, I'll be on my way. ;) We can't have two upstanding former-noobs at one another's throats this early in the game. What would Big_Daddy do for sport?

Bowser
12-01-2004, 08:01 PM
Yaay!

FAX and Brando have graduated from noobs to full fledged nobs!

I dedicate this crap I'm about to take to the two of you! Live long and prosper, and pass the toilet paper!!

Brando
12-01-2004, 08:02 PM
Considering that everything posted on this board is in plain view, I'm having trouble with the whole "cheap shots behind the back" thing.

But, it's really none of my business and I don't know WTF is going on. So, if I've presented enough of a distraction that you two have forgotten what the whole tiff was about, I'll be on my way. ;) We can't have two upstanding former-noobs at one another's throats this early in the game. What would Big_Daddy do for sport?
I'll leave FAX the instigator alone. Sorry for wasting thread space.

Phobia
12-01-2004, 08:02 PM
I dedicate this crap I'm about to take to the two of you! Live long and prosper, and pass the toilet paper!!

Is it that time of night already? Wow. Seeya in 10.

Taco John
12-01-2004, 08:03 PM
I made a limerick about your poop.

Oh wait. No I didn't.

Phobia
12-01-2004, 08:04 PM
I'll leave FAX the instigator alone. Sorry for wasting thread space.

I'm just kidding. Brawl all you want. There are no rules against it. But it would be great if two of our cool new members could get along. I think you're both funny as hell.

FAX
12-01-2004, 08:10 PM
I'll leave FAX the instigator alone. Sorry for wasting thread space.

I didn't instigate anything, you soft-brained, clotpile of idiocy.

And, sucking up to mods isn't going to help you weasel your way out of this. Read the thread. Taco was whining about the limericks (fictional, by the way) and you piled on. You've got choices, you ignorant, fudge-packing clod. Take responsibility for your actions. I'll do the same for mine.

FAX THE REALLY PISSED

BigRedChief
12-01-2004, 08:35 PM
As a former noob and as usual have no clue whats happening here but I still think that this fued could be turned down a notch or two.

Ari Chi3fs
12-01-2004, 08:38 PM
I didn't instigate anything, you soft-brained, clotpile of idiocy.

And, sucking up to mods isn't going to help you weasel your way out of this. Read the thread. Taco was whining about the limericks (fictional, by the way) and you piled on. You've got choices, you ignorant, fudge-packing clod. Take responsibility for your actions. I'll do the same for mine.

FAX THE REALLY PISSED

You oversaturated, undersexed, ceasepool of urine-infested snot rags... you are still a newb[sp?] , so go cry on Steve McNair's shoulder at the water fountain, you monkey loving, ass sniffing, butt-pirate.

Ali Chi3fs THE SMARTASS.

Jenny Gump
12-01-2004, 08:41 PM
There once was a poster named Brando
Who had his whole life fully planned-o
He would post some weak smack
And then he’d kick back
And play with his miniscule gland-o

FAX

ROFLROFL

Rain Man
12-01-2004, 08:43 PM
Uh-oh. You all are about to get rid of me, aren't you? Admit it!

This FAX guy will never last. In the depths of the offseason, he'll run out of limericks and I'll be off on some parakeet BBS, and then you'll be sorry.

|Zach|
12-01-2004, 08:44 PM
ROFLROFL
I am thinking about breaking up with you.

|Zach|
12-01-2004, 08:46 PM
Uh-oh. You all are about to get rid of me, aren't you? Admit it!

This FAX guy will never last. In the depths of the offseason, he'll run out of limericks and I'll be off on some parakeet BBS, and then you'll be sorry.
http://www.birdsnways.com/birds/forums.htm

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 08:46 PM
Also, WTF? When do I lose my Noob cherry?

Well, first I have to ply you with alcohol...

Bowser
12-01-2004, 08:48 PM
I am thinking about breaking up with you.

Ehh, why think about it?

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 08:48 PM
god......damnit.


everytime a cp poster posts a bad limerick, god kills a kitten
Sweet.

There once was a man from Nantucket.
Yadda yadda yadda
Ken Jennings lost.

Bowser
12-01-2004, 08:50 PM
Sweet.

There once was a man from Nantucket.
Yadda yadda yadda
Ken Jennings lost.

I think the Allmighty wiped out a pack of Lemurs with that one.

Jenny Gump
12-01-2004, 08:51 PM
Uh-oh. You all are about to get rid of me, aren't you? Admit it!

This FAX guy will never last. In the depths of the offseason, he'll run out of limericks and I'll be off on some parakeet BBS, and then you'll be sorry.

You're safe...for now globe boy.

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 08:51 PM
Those poor lemurs...

Jenny Gump
12-01-2004, 08:53 PM
I am thinking about breaking up with you.

You haven't even let me get to first base yet...and you are already breaking up?

Sheesh.

|Zach|
12-01-2004, 08:55 PM
You haven't even let me get to first base yet...and you are already breaking up?

Sheesh.
Momma didnt raise no ho.

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 08:55 PM
I wonder whose boobs are softer... Zach's, or Jenny's...

David.
12-01-2004, 08:59 PM
Sweet.

There once was a man from Nantucket.
Yadda yadda yadda
Ken Jennings lost.

see this one doesn't work, I said BAD limmerick.

Jenny Gump
12-01-2004, 09:00 PM
Momma didnt raise no ho.

ROFL

Jenny Gump
12-01-2004, 09:01 PM
I wonder whose boobs are softer... Zach's, or Jenny's...

I'm betting that mine are less hairy. God...at least I hope so.

Freekofnature
12-01-2004, 09:24 PM
Whats up with all the cuddly bear avatars?

Does it signify the KCs D or something?

Let me in on the story.

Phobia
12-01-2004, 09:25 PM
Whats up with all the cuddly bear avatars?

Does it signify the KCs D or something?

Let me in on the story.

I admit, it's a combover.

Freekofnature
12-01-2004, 09:27 PM
I'm betting that mine are less hairy. God...at least I hope so.
Wait so you're saying it is hairy then?

Jenny Gump
12-01-2004, 09:30 PM
Wait so you're saying it is hairy then?

Ummm...first of all...it isn't an "it", it's a "they". And like I'm gonna tell a total stranger on an internet bulletin board.

Brando
12-01-2004, 09:48 PM
I didn't instigate anything, you soft-brained, clotpile of idiocy.

And, sucking up to mods isn't going to help you weasel your way out of this. Read the thread. Taco was whining about the limericks (fictional, by the way) and you piled on. You've got choices, you ignorant, fudge-packing clod. Take responsibility for your actions. I'll do the same for mine.

FAX THE REALLY PISSED
FAX FAX FAX there is no need to be really pissed. As a perpetual smart ass I know I will have to take some sh*t once in a while. Expect the same. I am sorry if I have hurt your feelings at all. It's all in good fun and I offer an olive branch.

David.
12-01-2004, 09:49 PM
YOU'RE BOTH PIECES OF SHIT YOU PIECES OF SHIT DROP AND GVIE ME FIFTY NEWBIE!

Brando
12-01-2004, 09:49 PM
Well, first I have to ply you with alcohol...
Sounds good to me. When you are up this month we will kick back a few and talk about something more amusing than the Chiefs. :thumb:

Ari Chi3fs
12-01-2004, 09:50 PM
FAX FAX FAX there is no need to be really pissed. As a perpetual smart ass I know I will have to take some sh*t once in a while. Expect the same. I am sorry if I have hurt your feelings at all. It's all in good fun and I offer an olive branch.


pussy. at least offer him an olive twig... the whole branch is a bit much, innit?

Brando
12-01-2004, 09:51 PM
YOU'RE BOTH PIECES OF SHIT YOU PIECES OF SHIT DROP AND GVIE ME FIFTY NEWBIE!

Can I at least be a corn filled piece of shit? What's the deal with that anways? I chewed it, digested it, and somehow it reforms in my bowels.
It's up there with the eternal mystery of drinking a six pack and pissing out a case.

Brando
12-01-2004, 09:52 PM
pussy. at least offer him an olive twig... the whole branch is a bit much, innit?
Then there would be a limerick about the size of my tiny twig.

Jenny Gump
12-01-2004, 09:52 PM
FAX FAX FAX there is no need to be really pissed. As a perpetual smart ass I know I will have to take some sh*t once in a while. Expect the same. I am sorry if I have hurt your feelings at all. It's all in good fun and I offer an olive branch.

You are a stupid m*ther f*cking douchebag.

David.
12-01-2004, 09:53 PM
Can I at least be a corn filled piece of shit? What's the deal with that anways? I chewed it, digested it, and somehow it reforms in my bowels.
It's up there with the eternal mystery of drinking a six pack and pissing out a case.

chew better! >=|

...yeah the beer thing is amazing. My body creates piss from nothing. When I'm sure I'm all out of piss and beer, BAM full bladder.

Brando
12-01-2004, 09:54 PM
You are a stupid m*ther f*cking douchebag.
Finally..someone that gets me :thumb:

Brando
12-01-2004, 09:55 PM
chew better! >=|

...yeah the beer thing is amazing. My body creates piss from nothing. When I'm sure I'm all out of piss and beer, BAM full bladder.
I'm telling ya..six pack of Boulevard and then all of a sudden I'm making a case of PBR.

Otter
12-01-2004, 09:57 PM
I'll take Rain Man in 3 rounds.

Haiku man can't hold a stick to Rain Man till I see him climb a barb wire fence.

David.
12-01-2004, 09:57 PM
I'm telling ya..six pack of Boulevard and then all of a sudden I'm making a case of PBR.

hey PBR is the new rage around hurr.

Ari Chi3fs
12-01-2004, 09:57 PM
Then there would be a limerick about the size of my tiny twig.


well admitting you have a problem is the first step towards recovery.

David.
12-01-2004, 09:58 PM
I'll take Rain Man in 3 rounds.

Haiku man can't hold a stick to Rain Man till I see him climb a barb wire fence.

why even COMPARE THEM!?


that's like Roethlisberger and Montana. Can't quite compare them.

Ari Chi3fs
12-01-2004, 09:59 PM
Hey Otter...















http://www.scaryornot.com/scaries/img413ad493186b2.jpg

David.
12-01-2004, 10:00 PM
jesus christ, that scares me. and I don't even have a clown phobia.

Brando
12-01-2004, 10:00 PM
Hey Otter...















http://www.scaryornot.com/scaries/img413ad493186b2.jpg

Now that is some funny shit! rep

Ari Chi3fs
12-01-2004, 10:01 PM
ROFL

Jenny Gump
12-01-2004, 10:01 PM
jesus christ, that scares me. and I don't even have a clown phobia.

I wonder if I can get that guy for my son's birthday party in May?

Brando
12-01-2004, 10:04 PM
I wonder if I can get that guy for my son's birthday party in May?
Shit..why wait for May? See if he can babysit everyday after school.

Skip Towne
12-01-2004, 10:08 PM
Considering that everything posted on this board is in plain view, I'm having trouble with the whole "cheap shots behind the back" thing.

But, it's really none of my business and I don't know WTF is going on. So, if I've presented enough of a distraction that you two have forgotten what the whole tiff was about, I'll be on my way. ;) We can't have two upstanding former-noobs at one another's throats this early in the game. What would Big_Daddy do for sport?
Hey, I'll pick on both of them. Can I play?

Brando
12-01-2004, 10:15 PM
Hey, I'll pick on both of them. Can I play?
Go f yourself skip :thumb:

Iowanian
12-01-2004, 10:54 PM
This dude's fascination with my penis scares me.

You're the one who told the planet all about how a 17 year old Taco Holmes had the largest, hairiest grasshopper buster in the 3rd grade shower......

Iowanian
12-01-2004, 10:55 PM
god......damnit.


everytime a cp poster posts a bad limerick, god kills a kitten

,,,,,,,someone is going to be very unimpressed with the poets and God over that one,,,,,

Iowanian
12-01-2004, 10:58 PM
I don't know................I haven't seen him "jumped in" yet.

He's a noob until he's taken a good Cyber beating by the mob........you know...........like the one he'll get when he makes his first "I'm leaving" thread.

Iowanian, the soothsayer will be telling fortunes here tomorrow for low low prices.

Iowanian
12-01-2004, 11:00 PM
What you say is quite true, and, for that matter, your cheap shots at other people's expense behind their backs doesn't make you any more intelligent or respectable in my book, you moronic, back-biting, fart-breathing, weasel.

FAX THE PISSED

I'm drawing the line here.............Iowanian was here first, and cheap shots at other people's expense...looking or not, is kind of MY Turf, you turd gurgling, shitpigs get your own gig.

Brando
12-01-2004, 11:02 PM
I'm drawing the line here.............Iowanian was here first, and cheap shots at other people's expense...looking or not, is kind of MY Turf, you turd gurgling, shitpigs get your own gig.
Iowanian the pissed

Iowanian
12-01-2004, 11:04 PM
Iowanian the Terrible(copyright Saul2004) is not pissed.

Silence thyselves fair Noobs, else thee waketh the KEEEYBOAAAAARD OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

Phobia
12-01-2004, 11:05 PM
Heh heh.

Brando
12-01-2004, 11:06 PM
Iowanian the Terrible(copyright Saul2004) is not pissed.

Silence thyselves fair Noobs, else thee waketh the KEEEYBOAAAAARD OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
I've seen you roast enough..I ain't sayin' sheet

Taco John
12-01-2004, 11:14 PM
lest, man... lest

Iowanian
12-02-2004, 09:49 AM
I just wanted to bump this thread so Otter could see the pic posted for him, and to remind Fax that Brando says he rymes like Vanilla Ice Raps.

Brando
12-02-2004, 09:51 AM
I just wanted to bump this thread so Otter could see the pic posted for him, and to remind Fax that Brando says he rymes like Vanilla Ice Raps.
Did I accuse him of being that good?

Iowanian
12-02-2004, 09:54 AM
Brando.........

Fax just told me that he knew your *insert female of significance* worked in a house of ill repute and accepted 2fer tuesday coupons from Taco Bell.

Brando
12-02-2004, 09:55 AM
Brando.........

Fax just told me that he knew your *insert female of significance* worked in a house of ill repute and accepted 2fer tuesday coupons from Taco Bell.
How do you think I met her captain obvious?

Straight, No Chaser
12-02-2004, 10:04 AM
I hate it when the Chief's have taken the long vacation this early.

The main topic on the Planet again becomes The Planet

Taco John
12-02-2004, 10:08 AM
You're the one who told the planet all about how a 17 year old Taco Holmes had the largest, hairiest grasshopper buster in the 3rd grade shower......



It was on the Jr. Varsity team... And it wasn't MY claim... I was embarassed to talk of such things back then.


I can't believe you remember that story! ROFL

SNR
12-02-2004, 01:42 PM
I hate it when the Chief's have taken the long vacation this early.

The main topic on the Planet again becomes The PlanetBetter than posting depressing thread after depressing thread.

Iowanian
12-02-2004, 01:44 PM
Even Taco Dong is laughing.............It must not be too bad.

Mr. Kotter
12-02-2004, 01:49 PM
It was on the Jr. Varsity team... And it wasn't MY claim... I was embarassed to talk of such things back then.


I can't believe you remember that story! ROFL

Sh*t like that is forever seared in our memories.... :banghead:

BigRedChief
12-04-2004, 12:15 AM
I'm drawing the line here.............Iowanian was here first, and cheap shots at other people's expense...looking or not, is kind of MY Turf, you turd gurgling, shitpigs get your own gig.

Yes sir, We doubt you no more.:p

KingPriest2
04-20-2005, 07:34 PM
I didn't instigate anything, you soft-brained, clotpile of idiocy.

And, sucking up to mods isn't going to help you weasel your way out of this. Read the thread. Taco was whining about the limericks (fictional, by the way) and you piled on. You've got choices, you ignorant, fudge-packing clod. Take responsibility for your actions. I'll do the same for mine.

FAX THE REALLY PISSED


Bump

ENDelt260
04-20-2005, 07:37 PM
Fax, we hardly knew ye.

Man, just think of the material he'd have to work with now... what with Brando's fiance leavin' him and all.

Logical
04-20-2005, 07:42 PM
Damn I missed the FAX THE REALLY PISSED line, that one is a classic. I really liked Fax.

Iowanian
04-20-2005, 07:51 PM
Man..........Iowanian is an asshole.

Its probably best that the Keyboard of Doom, wasn't awakened. I get chills just thinking about the possibility.

SNR
04-20-2005, 08:29 PM
FAX was lame. The limerick thing was never funny, even when he pelted Taco with them.

At first I was just joking about the n00b thing but then he actually started getting defensive about it... then I just went along with it.

If he comes back I'll be waiting for him :$2500:

Brando
04-20-2005, 08:39 PM
Are you friggin' kidding me? Phil won't admit to it..but it's awfly funny how fax disappeared when he went to Texas for a couple of weeks to run immigrants over the border.

Phobia
04-20-2005, 10:04 PM
I heard Fax got him a girlfriend - some broad from Iowa.... Didn't really have time for ChiefsPlanet - what with a wife, kids, AND a girlfriend....

Iowanian
04-20-2005, 10:05 PM
I'll bet Fax and skinbra share a toothbrush

tk13
04-20-2005, 10:12 PM
There once was a poster named FAX
Who's anger was turned up to max
He got very pissed
and he will be missed
Let's make a statue of him out of wax

Iowanian
04-20-2005, 10:15 PM
Fax and Phil
Went up the HIll
Thier Job to Entertain us
Fax fell down
and rolled around
phils' prick stuck in his.......

Phobia
04-20-2005, 10:26 PM
Fax and Phil
Went up the HIll
Thier Job to Entertain us
Fax fell down
and rolled around
phils' prick stuck in his.......

ain't no way in hell
I ever wrote a limerick that didn't smell
Fax was somebody else and I don't know who but I do know he wasn't from Tennessee.

tk13
04-20-2005, 10:32 PM
Congratulations. You guys are clearly the Nick Athan of the poetry world.

Pants
04-20-2005, 10:32 PM
Wow, he lasted a whole week on the CP. He's hardcore.

yunghungwell
04-21-2005, 08:13 AM
Why don't you stick a school bassoon up your rectum and fart Beethovan's fifth, you power-grubbing, chicken-kissing, demented, old dipshit?

FAX THE LOVING THIS NON-NOOB (SP?) STUFF

I almost choked on my tongue, I laughed so hard.

Douche Baggins
04-21-2005, 08:22 AM
I'm not sure if FAX is a smurf, but if he is, he's the love-child of Gaz and Rain Man.

Clint in Wichita
04-21-2005, 08:26 AM
Goddamn amateurs.

Mark M
04-21-2005, 08:31 AM
WTF is going on here?

MM
~~:spock: