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Jenny Gump
12-01-2004, 08:58 PM
It's a whole ritual...me and cereal. Starts with a certain bowl...not just any old bowl, it has to be a certain one. Then the milk has to be really cold. I use a tablespoon rather than a teaspoon. There's a whole time limit issue from the point that the milk is poured...if I can't start in on the cereal within 15 seconds of pouring the milk, then the whole deal's off. When I take in a bite, I habitually suck the milk from the cereal. Well...if I eat cereal several days in a row, it causes me to have sores on the roof of my mouth.

Any other cereal suckers out there?

Donger
12-01-2004, 09:00 PM
Be back in about 2.3 minutes.

morphius
12-01-2004, 09:00 PM
I'm more of a licker, but we won't go there.

Rain Man
12-01-2004, 09:01 PM
Can I watch?

jspchief
12-01-2004, 09:01 PM
Cereal? Is that what you kids are calling it these days?

OldTownChief
12-01-2004, 09:02 PM
pics?

Jenny Gump
12-01-2004, 09:03 PM
Cereal? Is that what you kids are calling it these days?

Heh. You get rep for calling me a kid.

morphius
12-01-2004, 09:05 PM
Heh. You get rep for calling me a kid.
Yeah, just never, ever call you 35...

Morphius
well, for a couple years anyway.

Jenny Gump
12-01-2004, 09:07 PM
Yeah, just never, ever call you 35...

Morphius
well, for a couple years anyway.

Well...if you know what's good for ya.

Mr. Kotter
12-01-2004, 09:10 PM
It's a whole ritual... There's a whole time limit issue from the point....I..... start in on..... I habitually suck ....Well...if....several days in a row...Any (serial?) suckers out there?

It's amazing how well I can read between the lines. :banghead:

BRB; gotta check out for a few minutes.... :)

David.
12-01-2004, 09:10 PM
I know exactly what you're talking about.

Jenny Gump
12-01-2004, 09:12 PM
I know exactly what you're talking about.

[Shirley Temple voice] Oh you do? You really really do? [/voice]

David.
12-01-2004, 09:13 PM
[Shirley Temple voice] Oh you do? You really really do? [/voice]

no, actually I was trying to make you look sane.

OldTownChief
12-01-2004, 09:14 PM
Well...if I eat cereal several days in a row, it causes me to have sores on the roof of my mouth.


So, What days to you take off to heal? If we ever meet I don't want it to be on one of those days.

Count Zarth
12-01-2004, 09:15 PM
No.

Jenny Gump
12-01-2004, 09:17 PM
no, actually I was trying to make you look sane.

You remind me of a syphillis chancre...painfully persistent.

David.
12-01-2004, 09:18 PM
You remind me of a syphillis chancre...painfully persistent.

someday you'll fall in love with me. And when you're like 340 years old, I'll be 305 years old, and that's REALLY not that far :shrug: :)

booger
12-01-2004, 09:19 PM
No. I dive in face first lapping my tongue like a cat on crack and vigorously shake my head side to side and up and down while making sexy seductive slurping noises.

Phobia
12-01-2004, 09:20 PM
Yeah, I guess I am pretty ritualistic about my cereal. I hadn't thought about it until now. I must have a tablespoon and the bowl must be of a certain configuration - none of the wide-brimmed, flying saucer bowls for me. I gotta have my Special K done right.

David.
12-01-2004, 09:20 PM
Yeah, I guess I am pretty ritualistic about my cereal. I hadn't thought about it until now. I must have a tablespoon and the bowl must be of a certain configuration - none of the wide-brimmed, flying saucer bowls for me. I gotta have my Special K done right.

wide brimmed is shit, when I try to drink the milk afterwards it's always a mess.

tk13
12-01-2004, 09:21 PM
So this is why everybody's been sending me PM's with the headline "Hey Cereal".

booger
12-01-2004, 09:21 PM
Yeah, I guess I am pretty ritualistic about my cereal. I hadn't thought about it until now. I must have a tablespoon and the bowl must be of a certain configuration - none of the wide-brimmed, flying saucer bowls for me. I gotta have my Special K done right.

I had you figured as more of a fruity pebbles kind of guy.

Jenny Gump
12-01-2004, 09:21 PM
Yeah, I guess I am pretty ritualistic about my cereal. I hadn't thought about it until now. I must have a tablespoon and the bowl must be of a certain configuration - none of the wide-brimmed, flying saucer bowls for me. I gotta have my Special K done right.

OMG. You "get" me. You are a real man.

tk13
12-01-2004, 09:21 PM
Arrrgh David, quit posting right before me.... ROFL

Jenny Gump
12-01-2004, 09:22 PM
So this is why everybody's been sending me PM's with the headline "Hey Cereal".

:clap:ROFL

That is hilarious. Very "Rainmanesque".

Phobia
12-01-2004, 09:22 PM
OMG. You "get" me. You are a real man.
If the wife likes you, you can move in right away.

tk13
12-01-2004, 09:22 PM
Yeah, I guess I am pretty ritualistic about my cereal. I hadn't thought about it until now. I must have a tablespoon and the bowl must be of a certain configuration - none of the wide-brimmed, flying saucer bowls for me. I gotta have my Special K done right.
Tablespoon? That's too big for cereal. I bet the boys down at the pen think you have a purdy mouth.

David.
12-01-2004, 09:23 PM
Arrrgh David, quit posting right before me.... ROFL

can't help it, I'm a postwhore :)

Jenny Gump
12-01-2004, 09:25 PM
If the wife likes you, you can move in right away.

Hell...likes ME? She and I are trying to decide whether or not to keep YOU.

jspchief
12-01-2004, 09:25 PM
I gotta have my Special K done right.

That Special K with strawberries is the bee's knees. I don't like sugar on my cereal so I have to have something that's naturally sweet. I also have to eat it fast, because I'm not into soggy.

Mr. Kotter
12-01-2004, 09:26 PM
Hell...likes ME? She and I are trying to decide whether or not to keep YOU.

Can we get pics? (You and Pink, that is....leave Phil out of it, okay?) :hmmm:

OldTownChief
12-01-2004, 09:26 PM
Hell...likes ME? She and I are trying to decide whether or not to keep YOU.

Let me know when you guys go on Springer.

David.
12-01-2004, 09:26 PM
That Special K with strawberries is the bee's knees. I don't like sugar on my cereal so I have to have something that's naturally sweet. I also have to eat it fast, because I'm not into soggy.

correctomundo.


Special K with Strawberries>Sliced Bread

Phobia
12-01-2004, 09:26 PM
That Special K with strawberries is the bee's knees. I don't like sugar on my cereal so I have to have something that's naturally sweet. I also have to eat it fast, because I'm not into soggy.

They have some new stuff at Cosco with Almonds. It's perfect. I think I want a bowl now.

Jenny Gump
12-01-2004, 09:27 PM
That Special K with strawberries is the bee's knees. I don't like sugar on my cereal so I have to have something that's naturally sweet. I also have to eat it fast, because I'm not into soggy.

EXACTLY.

Phobia
12-01-2004, 09:27 PM
Hell...likes ME? She and I are trying to decide whether or not to keep YOU.

I swear I ordered those enhancement pills 3 months ago....

David.
12-01-2004, 09:28 PM
I actually like soggy cereal :shrug:

Phobia
12-01-2004, 09:29 PM
I actually like soggy cereal :shrug:

Get OUT, FREAK!!!!

David.
12-01-2004, 09:29 PM
Get OUT, FREAK!!!!

:sulk:

Mr. Kotter
12-01-2004, 09:30 PM
I actually like soggy cereal :shrug:
Soft cereal is indicative of soft..... :)

jspchief
12-01-2004, 09:30 PM
Anyone ever eat Grape-Nuts? If you eat them too fast, it's like chewing on gravel, but if you wait too long it transforms into a cold sh*tty oatmeal-like substance. It takes perfect timing to be able to enjoy Grape-Nuts.

David.
12-01-2004, 09:31 PM
Anyone ever eat Grape-Nuts? If you eat them too fast, it's like chewing on gravel, but if you wait too long it transforms into a cold sh*tty oatmeal-like substance. It takes perfect timing to be able to enjoy Grape-Nuts.

it's possible to enjoy Grape-Nuts?!?!

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 09:31 PM
If cereal is a euphemism for "a woman's clitoris"...

VonneMarie
12-01-2004, 09:32 PM
Fruity Pebbles in half frozen milk.


And yes, I like soggy Fruity Pebbles. :)

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 09:32 PM
You remind me of a syphillis chancre...painfully persistent.
Whoa... you have syphillis?

Uh... let's stay just friends, alright?

Mr. Kotter
12-01-2004, 09:32 PM
If cereal is a euphemism for "a woman's clitoris"...

Damn; that's good.... :thumb:

ROFL

Jenny Gump
12-01-2004, 09:34 PM
If cereal is a euphemism for "a woman's clitoris"...

You pour cold milk over your woman's clitoris? Kinky.

tk13
12-01-2004, 09:34 PM
Suck this.

http://formenmedia.ign.com/media/news/image/weird/colonblow.jpg

jspchief
12-01-2004, 09:34 PM
You pour cold milk over your woman's clitoris? Kinky.
I suppose you'd want your spoon to have a lot of girth...

And be dressed like a british rugby player...

Jenny Gump
12-01-2004, 09:35 PM
Whoa... you have syphillis?

Uh... let's stay just friends, alright?

No remember...you have the syphilis...I gave you the shot in the ass.

booger
12-01-2004, 09:35 PM
You pour cold milk over your woman's clitoris? Kinky.

I got porn with that. Only with chocolate milk and a chiquita banana.

digi2fish
12-01-2004, 09:35 PM
Heh. You get rep for calling me a kid.
kid

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 09:35 PM
I swear I ordered those enhancement pills 3 months ago....
Oh, hey... sorry about the delay. I'll get those in the mail right away.

And, remember... for all your "I don't want my wife and her new gf to kick me out" needs, visit www.discount-enhancement.com

VonneMarie
12-01-2004, 09:37 PM
It never fails. An innocent CP thread turned sexual content.

Amazing. :rolleyes:

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 09:37 PM
You pour cold milk over your woman's clitoris? Kinky.
Hey, y'know... sometimes you gotta try new things.

Skip Towne
12-01-2004, 09:37 PM
I habitually suck

Jenny, why do you post stuff like this? Are you trying to drive us crazy?

Mr. Kotter
12-01-2004, 09:39 PM
Jenny, why do you post stuff like this? Are you trying to drive us crazy?

Between her avatars and sigs, you really gotta ask? I'm convinced it is intentional.... :banghead:

EVERY chick I EVER dated, with the exception of my wife (who is blonde) was either strawberry blonde, auburn, or a red head.

I'm thinkin' I need to put her on iggy. :shake:

tk13
12-01-2004, 09:40 PM
It never fails. An innocent CP thread turned sexual content.

Amazing. :rolleyes:
Oh now, don't take things so cliterally.

David.
12-01-2004, 09:40 PM
Between her avatars and sigs, you really gotta ask.... :banghead:

EVERY chick I EVER dated, with the exception of my wife (who is blonde) was either strawberry blonde, auburn, or a red head.

I'm thinkin' I need to put her on iggy. :shake:

yeah right, she's probably one of your alter-egos

David.
12-01-2004, 09:40 PM
Oh now, don't take things so cliterally.

ROFL

Jenny Gump
12-01-2004, 09:41 PM
Jenny, why do you post stuff like this? Are you trying to drive us crazy?

Actually...no. I had just finished sucking a bowl of Cheerios and was wondering if my mouth will be sore in the morning. Then it made me wonder if other folks suck their cereal.

VonneMarie
12-01-2004, 09:41 PM
Oh now, don't take things so cliterally.
Neg. :shake:

Mr. Kotter
12-01-2004, 09:41 PM
yeah right, she's probably one of your alter-egos

Damn, THAT'S sick.

I don't masturbate in public, dude. :shake:

:p

booger
12-01-2004, 09:41 PM
Oh now, don't take things so cliterally.
ROFL

jspchief
12-01-2004, 09:42 PM
David or TK13, one of you needs to change your puppy. I keep thinking you're quoting yourself and laughing at your own jokes.

Jenny Gump
12-01-2004, 09:42 PM
Oh now, don't take things so cliterally.

OMG Becky....that was funny.

RepROFLROFL

David.
12-01-2004, 09:42 PM
Neg. :shake:

pos, to offset this one :)


c'mon vonnie, that was funny shit.

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 09:44 PM
Haha... cliterally.

stevieray
12-01-2004, 09:45 PM
I eat oatmeal. On toast.

I got nothin.

stevieray
12-01-2004, 09:46 PM
What's up with the avatars?

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 09:47 PM
What's up with the avatars?
It's all Bob Dole's fault.

ROYC75
12-01-2004, 09:48 PM
So Jenny is a Sucking Cereal Killer ? :hmmm:

Jenny Gump
12-01-2004, 09:48 PM
What's up with the avatars?

Whaddya mean? A huh, huh, huh? (vague elvis reference)

stevieray
12-01-2004, 09:49 PM
It's all Bob Dole's fault.

why?

Jenny Gump
12-01-2004, 09:49 PM
Whaddya mean? A huh, huh, huh? (vague elvis reference)

Nevermind. I had them turned off so I didn't know what you meant.

ENDelt260
12-01-2004, 09:50 PM
why?
He's drunk with power.

And beer.

Rain Man
12-01-2004, 09:54 PM
If you're sucking the milk out of something, aren't you technically "suckling" instead of "sucking?"

Jenny Gump
12-01-2004, 09:55 PM
Goodnight. I've had it. I'm all suckered out.

stevieray
12-01-2004, 09:55 PM
Nevermind. I had them turned off so I didn't know what you meant.

:)

Jenny Gump
12-01-2004, 09:56 PM
If you're sucking the milk out of something, aren't you technically "suckling" instead of "sucking?"

I assume that suckling involves a nipple. I usually don't have a nipple with my bowl of cereal.

stevieray
12-01-2004, 09:56 PM
He's drunk with power.

And beer.

Again?

David.
12-01-2004, 09:56 PM
I assume that suckling involves a nipple. I usually don't have a nipple with my bowl of cereal.

they're REMOVABLE!?!

Brando
12-01-2004, 09:58 PM
they're REMOVABLE!?!
I want to know what kind of cereal you're eating. I'm running to the store immediately to get some!

Rain Man
12-01-2004, 10:02 PM
I assume that suckling involves a nipple. I usually don't have a nipple with my bowl of cereal.


But a nipple is just a way to get milk (and get excited, but that's another story). Apparently the Cheerios have evolved in a different manner so they can provide the milk without the nipple.

This all raises the question: are Cheerios mammals? Do they bear live young Cheerios? If not, then why do they produce milk?

I love this zoology stuff.

Jenny Gump
12-01-2004, 10:09 PM
But a nipple is just a way to get milk (and get excited, but that's another story). Apparently the Cheerios have evolved in a different manner so they can provide the milk without the nipple.

This all raises the question: are Cheerios mammals? Do they bear live young Cheerios? If not, then why do they produce milk?

I love this zoology stuff.

Yes, but by your reasoning, anything that is sucked on and expels a liquid substance is a mammal. If you suck on cheerios and get milk then it must be mammalian?

Phobia
12-01-2004, 10:13 PM
It never fails. An innocent CP thread turned sexual content.

Amazing. :rolleyes:

It wasn't even my fault this time.

Rain Man
12-01-2004, 10:14 PM
Yes, but by your reasoning, anything that is sucked on and expels a liquid substance is a mammal. If you suck on cheerios and get milk then it must be mammalian?


I'm not sure. Did the Cheerios have fur?

stevieray
12-01-2004, 10:16 PM
It wasn't even my fault this time.

don't be disappointed, you're still the king.

jspchief
12-01-2004, 10:20 PM
I'm not sure. Did the Cheerios have fur?More importantly, did the nipple?

Phobia
12-01-2004, 10:21 PM
don't be disappointed, you're still the king.

No, no. I made every effort to make an honest response to this thread, void of sexual innuendo. Then this lady sucked me in....

Nzoner
12-01-2004, 10:23 PM
don't be disappointed, you're still the king.


That...just...doesn't... look..right :shake:

Brando
12-01-2004, 10:23 PM
No, no. I made every effort to make an honest response to this thread, void of sexual innuendo. Then this lady sucked me in....
Women are like that. It's a good thing that we never let sex cross our mind. Phew

Nzoner
12-01-2004, 10:30 PM
I usually don't have a nipple with my bowl of cereal.

Finally a cereal with men in mind,NIPS,with lil marshmallow nipples.

Jenny Gump
12-02-2004, 09:21 AM
No, no. I made every effort to make an honest response to this thread, void of sexual innuendo. Then this lady sucked me in....

Don't think I didn't notice your little pun there.

Rain Man
12-02-2004, 09:45 AM
Finally a cereal with men in mind,NIPS,with lil marshmallow nipples.


In pink and brown marshmallow, I guess?

Lzen
12-02-2004, 10:01 AM
You pour cold milk over your woman's clitoris? Kinky.

Psstt, I think the milk was also a euphemism.

RedNFeisty
12-02-2004, 10:06 AM
JennyGump is one kinky girl, take cereal and turn it into a sex frenzy. ROFL

Clint in Wichita
12-02-2004, 10:06 AM
Jesus, Gump...do you ever post anything without innuendo?

Then again, why not keep doing it when the same tards go for it every time.

Rain Man
12-02-2004, 10:10 AM
Jesus, Gump...do you ever post anything without innuendo?

Then again, why not keep doing it when the same tards go for it every time.


In her defense, I didn't see anything suggestive in her thread a while back about smoking cigars in caves.

ChiefsOne
12-02-2004, 10:13 AM
I'm not sure. Did the Cheerios have fur?

I don't like "fur" on things that I eat! :p

Raiderhader
12-02-2004, 10:14 AM
Wow, this thread is just..... wow. I see classic written all over this one.

Braincase
12-02-2004, 10:23 AM
Truth is out.


I'm Special K.

SPchief
12-02-2004, 12:45 PM
The only way i eat cereal is if the milk is ice cold

Brando
12-02-2004, 12:49 PM
I had a roomate that ate cereal with soda in it. UGH..breakfast is best when it's coffee and cigarettes.

Nzoner
12-02-2004, 03:33 PM
I had a roomate that ate cereal with soda in it. UGH..breakfast is best when it's coffee and cigarettes.

Yep,I had a frat brother that'd do the same thing only he used Olympia beer,disgusting.

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-02-2004, 04:04 PM
It's a whole ritual...me and cereal. Starts with a certain bowl...not just any old bowl, it has to be a certain one. Then the milk has to be really cold. I use a tablespoon rather than a teaspoon. There's a whole time limit issue from the point that the milk is poured...if I can't start in on the cereal within 15 seconds of pouring the milk, then the whole deal's off. When I take in a bite, I habitually suck the milk from the cereal. Well...if I eat cereal several days in a row, it causes me to have sores on the roof of my mouth.

Any other cereal suckers out there?
You're plenty of fun aren't you...


:)

Braincase
12-02-2004, 04:10 PM
JennyGump is one kinky girl, take cereal and turn it into a sex frenzy. ROFL

Like you've never been breakfast in bed.

Phobia
12-02-2004, 04:49 PM
Jesus, Gump...do you ever post anything without innuendo?

Then again, why not keep doing it when the same tards go for it every time.

I resent that. I'm doing it because she wants me. Can't you tell?

Jenny Gump
12-02-2004, 07:37 PM
Oh cereal suckers of the world...where are you?

Mr. Kotter
12-02-2004, 08:18 PM
Oh cereal suckers of the world...where are you?

Fine, fine....I've sucked my share of Frosted Flakes in my day. Are you happy? :harumph:


In fairness, it was usually under the influence though; you know, sorrority girls were really into highlighting their hair back in the 1980s. :p

Mr. Kotter
12-02-2004, 08:20 PM
Fine, fine....I've sucked my share of Frosted Flakes in my day. Are you happy? :harumph:


In fairness, it was usually under the influence though; you know, sorrority girls were really into highlighting their hair back in the 1980s. :p

Come to think of it, I've sucked a few Honey Combs along the way too.

morphius
12-02-2004, 08:46 PM
I resent that. I'm doing it because she wants me. Can't you tell?
I think someone is totally missing the fact that 98% of those who get sucked in just think its damn funny, and not really trying to score with Jenny...

Bowser
12-02-2004, 08:48 PM
I think someone is totally missing the fact that 98% of those who get sucked in just think its damn funny, and not really trying to score with Jenny...

Are you telling me Jenny wants to score with 98% of the people here? Wow, all this time I thought she just had the hots for Skip! Whodathunk?

morphius
12-02-2004, 08:50 PM
Are you telling me Jenny wants to score with 98% of the people here? Wow, all this time I thought she just had the hots for Skip! Whodathunk?
I heard telling her she doesn't look a day over 35 well get you in.

Skip Towne
12-02-2004, 09:10 PM
Are you telling me Jenny wants to score with 98% of the people here? Wow, all this time I thought she just had the hots for Skip! Whodathunk?
Hey, Jenny prefers older more sophisticated men. She just comes on here to taunt you sophomoric clowns. She comes on here with her innuendos then just laughs and laughs at the same retards that bite every time. I think it's funny as well. Haha

Rain Man
12-03-2004, 08:35 AM
Fine, fine....I've sucked my share of Frosted Flakes in my day. Are you happy? :harumph:


In fairness, it was usually under the influence though; you know, sorrority girls were really into highlighting their hair back in the 1980s. :p


How about Fruity Pebbles? Any of those?

Mr. Kotter
12-03-2004, 08:48 AM
How about Fruity Pebbles? Any of those?

As a kid, I DID have a thing for "Pebbles" on the Flintstones, but....alas, it was unrequited love. :deevee:

Rain Man
12-03-2004, 08:54 AM
I never figured out how Barney snagged a babe like Betty. That just seemed unrealistic.

Mr. Kotter
12-03-2004, 08:57 AM
I never figured out how Barney snagged a babe like Betty. That just seemed unrealistic.

No kiddin'; short, balding, chubby guy....wasn't his BMW apricot too? :hmmm:

Rain Man
12-03-2004, 09:03 AM
I think it was more of a boulder gray. I know that the floorboard was rusted out, though, because his feet would go through it every time he tried to hit the brakes.

Phobia
12-03-2004, 09:16 AM
Hey, Jenny prefers older more sophisticated men. She just comes on here to taunt you sophomoric clowns. She comes on here with her innuendos then just laughs and laughs at the same retards that bite every time. I think it's funny as well. Haha

I only bite when asked or provoked. Besides, she thinks it's better than being gummed, Skip.

Phobia
12-03-2004, 09:18 AM
I think someone is totally missing the fact that 98% of those who get sucked in just think its damn funny, and not really trying to score with Jenny...

Who? Not me. I'm trying like hell.

Raiderhader
12-03-2004, 09:21 AM
Who? Not me. I'm trying like hell.


That would put you in the remaining 2% then.

morphius
12-03-2004, 09:26 AM
Who? Not me. I'm trying like hell.
What RH said, LOL!

Morphius
Someone understands me, hehe.

Skip Towne
12-03-2004, 09:33 AM
I never figured out how Barney snagged a babe like Betty. That just seemed unrealistic.
Kinda like how did Dagwood snag Blondie.

Rain Man
12-03-2004, 09:36 AM
That one actually falls into some question, because Dagwood was very wealthy when he met Blondie. He was disowned from the Bumstead fortune by marrying Blondie, who was a commoner. It's possible that she was just a golddigger whose plan backfired. However, she had plenty of warning (I think) to back out of the arrangement and didn't, so maybe they do still fall into that ugly guy/gorgeous babe model.

Seriously. This is true.

ENDelt260
12-03-2004, 10:17 AM
Seriously. This is true.

Son of a...

Blondie Boopadoop entered the world nearly 70 years ago, on Sept. 8, 1930, the featured character of a new comic strip by Murat Bernard "Chic" Young (1901-1973). A flighty flapper, at first she dated playboy Dagwood Bumstead, son of the millionaire J. Bolling Bumstead, a railroad magnate, along with several other boyfriends. The comic strip floundered, however, until Young decided to have the couple fall deeply in love. Desperate to wed Blondie, in spite of his father's objections to her lowly social status, Dagwood went on a hunger strike until the elder Bumstead grudgingly acknowledged their relationship. He did, however, refuse to continue to support his son. The couple married on Friday, Feb. 17, 1933, and Dagwood, now disinherited, stripped of his wealth and family connections, was nonetheless blissfully happy with his sparkling, vivacious, yet unfailingly practical new bride. Americans, caught up in the woes of the Great Depression, immediately took to Chic Young's humorous daily reminders that love, not money, conquers all.

http://www.loc.gov/loc/lcib/0006/blondie1.html


That Rain Man sure knows his comic strip trivia.

morphius
12-03-2004, 10:23 AM
That one actually falls into some question, because Dagwood was very wealthy when he met Blondie. He was disowned from the Bumstead fortune by marrying Blondie, who was a commoner. It's possible that she was just a golddigger whose plan backfired. However, she had plenty of warning (I think) to back out of the arrangement and didn't, so maybe they do still fall into that ugly guy/gorgeous babe model.

Seriously. This is true.
Damn, there is my one new thing for the day. Guess I might as well go to sleep now.

Raiderhader
12-03-2004, 10:26 AM
Damn, there is my one new thing for the day. Guess I might as well go to sleep now.

Yeah, you wouldn't want to over-exert your mind by learning something else today.

ENDelt260
12-03-2004, 10:27 AM
Yeah, you wouldn't want to over-exert your mind by learning something else today.
morphius has a zero-growth mind. If he learns something else, it'll push out old knowledge.

Do you want him to forget his way home or something?

Skip Towne
12-03-2004, 10:28 AM
OK then, Rainman, who did Archie choose? Betty or Veronica?

Raiderhader
12-03-2004, 10:29 AM
morphius has a zero-growth mind. If he learns something else, it'll push out old knowledge.

Do you want him to forget his way home or something?


It'd make for a good story anyway.

morphius
12-03-2004, 10:40 AM
morphius has a zero-growth mind. If he learns something else, it'll push out old knowledge.

Do you want him to forget his way home or something?
Who are you again?

Rain Man
12-03-2004, 10:45 AM
OK then, Rainman, who did Archie choose? Betty or Veronica?


Archie currently lives as a middle-class appliance repairman in Enid, Oklahoma, married to his third wife Ethel (who interestingly once married Archie's friend Moose, but divorced soon thereafter due to alleged spousal abuse).

Archie's first wife was Betty, but that marriage ended poorly when, on Archie's 25th birthday, he asked for a threesome with Betty and longtime flame Veronica. Betty, hurt badly by the request and knowing that Archie had always carried a torch for Veronica, sought revenge by filming a scorching lesbian encounter with a reluctant Veronica after plying her with drinks. She sent the film to Archie along with divorce papers.

Angered by the event, Archie released the film to the Internet, where it achieved a great deal of notoriety, not to mention a tidy sum of money. Veronica, armed with several of her father's lawyers, won a summary judgment for all profits and proceeds, and Archie lost all of his assets, including his home and his jalopy. Betty served three years in the Springfield Correctional Facility for Women for her offense, where she was often forced to provide encore performance after encore performance. Veronica has been in counseling since that time, but has since married software entrepreneur and multi-millionaire Dilton.

stevieray
12-03-2004, 10:47 AM
Archie currently lives as a middle-class appliance repairman in Enid, Oklahoma, married to his third wife Ethel (who interestingly once married Archie's friend Moose, but divorced soon thereafter due to alleged spousal abuse).

Archie's first wife was Betty, but that marriage ended poorly when, on Archie's 25th birthday, he asked for a threesome with Betty and longtime flame Veronica. Betty, hurt badly by the request and knowing that Archie had always carried a torch for Veronica, sought revenge by filming a scorching lesbian encounter with a reluctant Veronica after plying her with drinks. She sent the film to Archie along with divorce papers.

Angered by the event, Archie released the film to the Internet, where it achieved a great deal of notoriety, not to mention a tidy sum of money. Veronica, armed with several of her father's lawyers, won a summary judgment for all profits and proceeds, and Archie lost all of his assets, including his home and his jalopy. Betty served three years in the Springfield Correctional Facility for Women for her offense, where she was often forced to provide encore performance after encore performance. Veronica has been in counseling since that time, but has since married software entrepreneur and multi-millionaire Dilton.

I think rainman likes Betty.

I wonder what happened to jughead?

Rain Man
12-03-2004, 10:52 AM
I think rainman likes Betty.

I wonder what happened to jughead?


Surprisingly, jughead owns the appliance repair shop that now employs Archie. Archie credits jughead with forcing him into the 12-step program, which not coincidentally saved jughead's own life from the morphine addiction that began shortly after losing his right leg below the knee in Gulf War One. Jughead now has three children and is happily married.

Skip Towne
12-03-2004, 11:19 AM
Well, you probably know what happened to Beaver Cleaver then.

Rain Man
12-03-2004, 11:24 AM
Well, you probably know what happened to Beaver Cleaver then.

With that name, could the answer be anything but porn?

Braincase
12-03-2004, 12:01 PM
Surprisingly, jughead owns the appliance repair shop that now employs Archie. Archie credits jughead with forcing him into the 12-step program, which not coincidentally saved jughead's own life from the morphine addiction that began shortly after losing his right leg below the knee in Gulf War One. Jughead now has three children and is happily married.


And Mr. Weatherby got busted with a closet full of kiddie porn.

Jenny Gump
12-03-2004, 02:15 PM
Ok, fine. No more sexual innuendo.

Brando
12-03-2004, 02:15 PM
Ok, fine. No more sexual innuendo.
What fun is that?

ENDelt260
12-03-2004, 02:15 PM
Ok, fine. No more sexual innuendo.
Dang. Now what's gonna get me through the day?

Jenny Gump
12-03-2004, 02:22 PM
Dang. Now what's gonna get me through the day?

I have a theory that no matter what I post...it could be...and probably would be....construed as innuendo. We can start an experiment?

Rain Man
12-03-2004, 02:22 PM
Ok, fine. No more sexual innuendo.

You can't stop it even when you try.

Raiderhader
12-03-2004, 02:24 PM
I have a theory that no matter what I post...it could be...and probably would be....construed as innuendo. We can start an experiment?


She's into experimenting. That's great.

Jenny Gump
12-03-2004, 02:24 PM
You can't stop it even when you try.

Ahhh....my null hypothesis is so far not true.

ENDelt260
12-03-2004, 02:25 PM
Ahhh....my null hypothesis is so far not true.
Dang... can't do much with a null hypothesis.

Rain Man
12-03-2004, 02:26 PM
I have a theory that no matter what I post...it could be...and probably would be....construed as innuendo. We can start an experiment?


My lord, you're insatiable.

ENDelt260
12-03-2004, 02:26 PM
ROFL

SPchief
12-03-2004, 02:26 PM
ROFL

Jenny Gump
12-03-2004, 02:27 PM
ROFL

MichaelH
12-03-2004, 02:28 PM
:clap:

ENDelt260
12-03-2004, 02:28 PM
ROFLROFL

SPchief
12-03-2004, 02:30 PM
ROFL ROFL ROFL

ENDelt260
12-03-2004, 02:30 PM
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

Jenny Gump
12-03-2004, 02:31 PM
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

You must be bored without all this sexual innuendo.

Raiderhader
12-03-2004, 02:32 PM
:spock:

ENDelt260
12-03-2004, 02:32 PM
You must be bored without all this sexual innuendo.
I admit, it's a combover.

KC Dan
12-03-2004, 02:32 PM
ROFLROFLROFL:clap::clap::clap:

stevieray
12-03-2004, 02:32 PM
good point, i don't think of sex when i read the sig and look at the sig pic.

Rain Man
12-03-2004, 02:32 PM
Aaaah! It's a runaway chain reaction! Einstein predicted that this could happen! If we don't stop it, the whole thing is going to blow! She's going to blow!


(Okay, that last part was for JennyGump.)

SPchief
12-03-2004, 02:32 PM
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Pants
12-03-2004, 02:33 PM
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

LMAO.

Raiderhader
12-03-2004, 02:34 PM
Has the "combover" code been reinstituted? Or have people just been revisiting an oldie but goodie as of late?

stevieray
12-03-2004, 02:35 PM
Aaaah! It's a runaway chain reaction! Einstein predicted that this could happen! If we don't stop it, the whole thing is going to blow! She's going to blow!


(Okay, that last part was for JennyGump.)

Jenny's gonna blow her cereal? I'll bet it's sugar smacks.

ENDelt260
12-03-2004, 02:35 PM
Has the "combover" code been reinstituted? Or have people just been revisiting an oldie but goodie as of late?
I typed it out manually.

Jenny Gump
12-03-2004, 02:36 PM
good point, i don't think of sex when i read the sig and look at the sig pic.
The Alias picture represents sex to you? In my mind it just represents the fact that I could kick your ass at any moment.

ENDelt260
12-03-2004, 02:37 PM
The Alias picture represents sex to you? In my mind it just represents the fact that I'm could kick your ass at any moment.
Yeah, but... y'know... some of us are into that.

stevieray
12-03-2004, 02:38 PM
The Alias picture represents sex to you? In my mind it just represents the fact that I'm could kick your ass at any moment.

uh huh. I'll be wearing bells.

Raiderhader
12-03-2004, 02:41 PM
I typed it out manually.


I only asked because I saw it one of Phil's posts the other day.

Raiderhader
12-03-2004, 02:41 PM
The Alias picture represents sex to you? In my mind it just represents the fact that I'm could kick your ass at any moment.


A perfect example of how men and women are different.

Rain Man
12-03-2004, 02:48 PM
In my mind, JennyGump's signature represents women's rise as business owners and social leaders. The woman represents today's young female confidently climbing the ladder of success, whose rungs were built by her generation's mothers and grandmothers.

MichaelH
12-03-2004, 02:51 PM
In my mind, JennyGump's signature represents women's rise as business owners and social leaders. The woman represents today's young female confidently climbing the ladder of success, whose rungs were built by her generations mothers and grandmothers.

Why sure. :)

Calcountry
12-03-2004, 02:54 PM
It's a whole ritual...me and cereal. Starts with a certain bowl...not just any old bowl, it has to be a certain one. Then the milk has to be really cold. I use a tablespoon rather than a teaspoon. There's a whole time limit issue from the point that the milk is poured...if I can't start in on the cereal within 15 seconds of pouring the milk, then the whole deal's off. When I take in a bite, I habitually suck the milk from the cereal. Well...if I eat cereal several days in a row, it causes me to have sores on the roof of my mouth.

Any other cereal suckers out there?
I like the roughage you get out of SHREDDED wheat.

stevieray
12-03-2004, 02:55 PM
In my mind, JennyGump's signature represents women's rise as business owners and social leaders. The woman represents today's young female confidently climbing the ladder of success, whose rungs were built by her generation's mothers and grandmothers.

i think it shows she thinks the castaways are still marooned on deserted aisle.

Rain Man
12-03-2004, 02:55 PM
Why sure. :)


And the low-slung leather pants celebrate the kinkiness of today's young woman, and her willingness to flash herself to middle-aged bald men. You've come a long way, baby.

morphius
12-03-2004, 03:04 PM
In my mind, JennyGump's signature represents women's rise as business owners and social leaders. The woman represents today's young female confidently climbing the ladder of success, whose rungs were built by her generation's mothers and grandmothers.
Oppps, make that 96%...

Phobia
12-03-2004, 03:13 PM
The Alias picture represents sex to you? In my mind it just represents the fact that I could kick your ass at any moment.


That's not saying a whole lot, nacho cheese.

Phobia
12-03-2004, 03:13 PM
I only asked because I saw it one of Phil's posts the other day.

I typed it manually as well. I don't know what happened to that filter. Somebody must have deleted it. I'm going to blame it on Bob Dole.

David.
12-03-2004, 03:16 PM
I don't get it?

morphius
12-03-2004, 03:17 PM
I don't get it?
If you posted that every time you felt that way, you could have as many posts as Endelt...


Morphius
:D

Phobia
12-03-2004, 03:17 PM
I don't get it?

It's a grown ups only joke.

Jenny Gump
12-03-2004, 03:18 PM
That's not saying a whole lot, nacho cheese.

You make a compelling point.

Jenny Gump
12-03-2004, 03:19 PM
I don't get it.

Somehow, I already figured this about you.

Lzen
12-03-2004, 03:27 PM
Does anybody else think of Pennywise when they see Phobia's avatar?

David.
12-03-2004, 03:48 PM
hey....screw all of you ROFL

Raiderhader
12-03-2004, 07:55 PM
I typed it manually as well. I don't know what happened to that filter. Somebody must have deleted it. I'm going to blame it on Bob Dole.


I believe that to be a sound policy.