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Mr. Kotter
12-02-2004, 10:09 AM
I just now realized how central wine, women, and song are to R & R. In HS, it was beer, girls, and jams...I guess. :hmmm:

My wife asked me last night, what would my perfect day be like....a future Saturday in a future December, an undefeated Chiefs team mauls a good Denver team (short of a Superbowl Sunday in which the Chiefs win the Lombardi, that is...duh)

8:45 am - Awake (wife would actually awaken me.... :p )

9:30 am - Shower (w/ wife....to conserve water, of course.... :) )


10:15 am - A Nice "Brunch:" Biscuits 'n Gravy, Eggs, Bacon, Toast & Coffee


11:45 am - Read the paper; surf ESPN, CP, morning "papers" on the net in the comfort of a room at the Clarion or Holiday Inn, a walk across the street from Arrowhead.

1:00 pm - Afternoon Delight... :thumb:

2:00 pm - Catch the end of college games: Kansas & Nebraska win; K-State & Mizzou lose. :thumb:

3:00 pm - Stroll across Blue Ridge Cutoff to Arrowhead top tailgate prior to Bronco game to decide the Division.

Tailgate with CPers, including imported ales, good tunes blastin' across the lot in front of B-5, with great grub: buffalo wings, BBQ and Prime Rib, cheesy potatoes, baked beans, and cheesecake. Dartgod's "Vanilla Schnapp's" Concoction......hmmmmmmmmmm

6:20 - Into the stadium for "pre-game" preparations. Libations and fellowship with friends and Planeteers continues throughout the game.

7:00 - Dante returns the opening kickoff 106 yds en route to a 56-0 thrashing of the 13-1 Broncos

Chiefs secure the division and homefield advantage through the playoffs.

10:00 - Head to the Parking Lot for post game tailgating...continuation of the pregame ritual. Good tunes blastin' as we celebrate Nirvana.... :thumb:

Midnight - Stroll across Blue Ridge Cutoff to Quincey's to polish off the evening.

Man, O' Man..... :p

PBJ

Guess I'll have to wait at least a year for that day.....
:banghead:

Rain Man
12-02-2004, 10:24 AM
My perfect fantasy day or my perfect realistic day? There's a big difference.

KCTitus
12-02-2004, 10:27 AM
Im kind of like the guy on Office Space...my perfect day would involve doing nothing.

big nasty kcnut
12-02-2004, 10:27 AM
Ok here mine
11:00 wake up check out the news jayhawk and wildcats win. Mizzou and texas lose.
11:10 get a drink and check chiefs planet.
12:00-3:00 get some grub and call people up check on mom
3:00 go to chiefs tailgate get some grub and take pictures talk smack to denver fans and getting a adult drink
7:00 go inside and watch the chiefs game. Dante run one back and tony g get a touchdown

Ghostof
12-02-2004, 10:43 AM
"Guess I'll have to wait at least a year for that day....."




COuld still happen this year, the Chiefs could turn the season around and still get into the playoffs

Iowanian
12-02-2004, 10:43 AM
wake up well rested at 5am(its the perfect day, I wanna use it well).
6am climb in tree stand with sun rising, slight breeze in the perfect direction.....see wildlife immediately...watch turkeys and deer in a field.....2 bucks come from brush begin to fight.........I make a perfect shot on video a half hour later, taking a 250 class Whitetail........He drops 20 yards later due to pierced heart. Cabellas, Mathews and others will be soon fighting to sponsor me, and pay me to travel to tell the tale.
8am....deer loaded, pictures taken, animal certified legal by DNR.........heading home.
830.....eat light breakfast of B&G with the wife, head to bed for a short nap and some sweet lovin.
1030.....head out back door of fictional house and walk 200 yards to fictional self-constructed pond, where I soon hook into an 8lb Largemouth bass, on 7" electric Blue with White tail Gene Larew plastic salted worm.....my wall hanger. PIctures and celebration ensure.

11......My Boys come over with a 12 pack of cold beer to ooggle my Deer and Fish.........We drink them....it is good.
12......Eat the Best beer can chickens ever made on a grill with good fixins to boot.
1-130.....nap in my hammock in the half in the warm sun, half in the shade of a oak tree.
135........walk into my barnlot and kick my Pig named Bacon........just because he likes to be kicked once in a while.

2pm.........head to the Old Iron Peein' bridge in my restored and lifted 1979 ford truck.......AM radio...George Jones "radio lover" is on........Drink a couple of beers with my brothers and pals and teach my nephews and Sons the art of a good Pee off of a bridge.

330....taking a walk through woods with the above....catch Osama bin Laden hiding in a ditch.......After taking turns kicking his ass, stuff an apple in his mouth and a ham in his butt.....take load him and drive to town to collect my $25mil Reward(which I'll do many good things in the community).............and while being interviewed on the evening news get to say "Osama....You're a douchebag, suk mah baows".............and which time, the Large Boar Champ from the Iowa State Fair is allowed to Mount him on National Tv.

8pm........have steaks with family and friends.

9pm...Ignite Bonfire with flaming arrow......drink and socialize with above mentioned people....and some invited Planet members who came up to celebrate...............Drink a cold beer and share a couple of jars of well made Apple Pie.

late....very late.....Crawl into bed, where the sheets and covers are warmed because she retired early. Kiss her forhead and drift off knowing that the Chiefs are in the superbowl tomorrow.

Brando
12-02-2004, 10:47 AM
I lived the perfect day once..last February in Jamaica. I should be living it again as the company is taking us back again this February.

Radar Chief
12-02-2004, 10:50 AM
How about the perfect weekend? Either of these would work for me.

http://www.fastfreddie.com/
http://www.frankhawley.com/

Mr. Kotter
12-02-2004, 10:54 AM
My perfect fantasy day or my perfect realistic day? There's a big difference.

Oh, I agree....a big difference.

Mine is realistic, I think. :)

Not "likely," but realistic. :thumb:

Mr. Kotter
12-02-2004, 11:00 AM
wake up well rested at 5am(its the perfect day, I wanna use it well).
6am climb in tree stand with sun rising, slight breeze in the perfect direction.....see wildlife immediately...watch turkeys and deer in a field.....2 bucks come from brush begin to fight.........I make a perfect shot on video a half hour later, taking a 250 class Whitetail........He drops 20 yards later due to pierced heart. Cabellas, Mathews and others will be soon fighting to sponsor me, and pay me to travel to tell the tale.
8am....deer loaded, pictures taken, animal certified legal by DNR.........heading home.
830.....eat light breakfast of B&G with the wife, head to bed for a short nap and some sweet lovin.
1030.....head out back door of fictional house and walk 200 yards to fictional self-constructed pond, where I soon hook into an 8lb Largemouth bass, on 7" electric Blue with White tail Gene Larew plastic salted worm.....my wall hanger. PIctures and celebration ensure.

11......My Boys come over with a 12 pack of cold beer to ooggle my Deer and Fish.........We drink them....it is good.
12......Eat the Best beer can chickens ever made on a grill with good fixins to boot.
1-130.....nap in my hammock in the half in the warm sun, half in the shade of a oak tree.
135........walk into my barnlot and kick my Pig named Bacon........just because he likes to be kicked once in a while.

2pm.........head to the Old Iron Peein' bridge in my restored and lifted 1979 ford truck.......AM radio...George Jones "radio lover" is on........Drink a couple of beers with my brothers and pals and teach my nephews and Sons the art of a good Pee off of a bridge.

330....taking a walk through woods with the above....catch Osama bin Laden hiding in a ditch.......After taking turns kicking his ass, stuff an apple in his mouth and a ham in his butt.....take load him and drive to town to collect my $25mil Reward(which I'll do many good things in the community).............and while being interviewed on the evening news get to say "Osama....You're a douchebag, suk mah baows".............and which time, the Large Boar Champ from the Iowa State Fair is allowed to Mount him on National Tv.

8pm........have steaks with family and friends.

9pm...Ignite Bonfire with flaming arrow......drink and socialize with above mentioned people....and some invited Planet members who came up to celebrate...............Drink a cold beer and share a couple of jars of well made Apple Pie.

late....very late.....Crawl into bed, where the sheets and covers are warmed because she retired early. Kiss her forhead and drift off knowing that the Chiefs are in the superbowl tomorrow.

Nice.... :thumb:

My favorite part:

catch Osama bin Laden hiding in a ditch.......After taking turns kicking his ass, stuff an apple in his mouth and a ham in his butt.....take load him and drive to town to collect my $25mil Reward(which I'll do many good things in the community).............and while being interviewed on the evening news get to say "Osama....You're a douchebag, suk mah baows".............

Mr. Kotter
12-02-2004, 11:04 AM
How about the perfect weekend? Either of these would work for me.

http://www.fastfreddie.com/
http://www.frankhawley.com/

You and a buddy of mine would have a great time together. :thumb:

Radar Chief
12-02-2004, 12:22 PM
You and a buddy of mine would have a great time together. :thumb:

Thanks, but the Radar Chief don’t swing that way. NTTAWWT. ;)

Mr. Kotter
12-02-2004, 12:25 PM
Thanks, but the Radar Chief don’t swing that way. NTTAWWT. ;)

She's a Calvin Klein model.....24, blonde and blue-eye. Hot, hot, hot.

And you DON'T "swing that way? :hmmm:

Radar Chief
12-02-2004, 01:16 PM
She's a Calvin Klein model.....24, blonde and blue-eye. Hot, hot, hot.

And you DON'T "swing that way? :hmmm:

You didn’t say “she” you said “buddy”, and since we were talking about racing motorcycles at weekend camps, I made an assumption.
Oh well, not like she’d get past my wife anyway.

Iowanian
12-02-2004, 01:19 PM
When I see the word "Buddy"....I'm thinking Earl the Lumberjack too.....

ENDelt260
12-02-2004, 01:21 PM
Im kind of like the guy on Office Space...my perfect day would involve doing nothing.
Yeah, pretty much.

Probably smokin' a few bowls... getting a hummer while watching the ball game... and, that night, going out and getting extremely blotto.

ENDelt260
12-02-2004, 01:22 PM
I lived the perfect day once..last February in Jamaica. I should be living it again as the company is taking us back again this February.
Gawdam... I really gotta get a new job.

Mr. Kotter
12-02-2004, 01:26 PM
Yeah, pretty much.

Probably smokin' a few bowls... getting a hummer while watching the ball game... and, that night, going out and getting extremely blotto.

Specifics, man....I was lookin' for specifics. Especially from you and Rainman.....

Come on, man; I've been waitin' on this.... :)

ENDelt260
12-02-2004, 01:27 PM
Specifics? You clearly don't understand how my mind works.

That's about as specific as it gets. Weed, hummer, baseball, rowdy good time at night. Rinse, repeat.

Mr. Kotter
12-02-2004, 01:29 PM
Specifics? You clearly don't understand how my mind works.

That's about as specific as it gets. Weed, hummer, baseball, rowdy good time at night. Rinse, repeat.

ROFL

Pics then?

Skip Towne
12-02-2004, 01:33 PM
wake up well rested at 5am(its the perfect day, I wanna use it well).
6am climb in tree stand with sun rising, slight breeze in the perfect direction.....see wildlife immediately...watch turkeys and deer in a field.....2 bucks come from brush begin to fight.........I make a perfect shot on video a half hour later, taking a 250 class Whitetail........He drops 20 yards later due to pierced heart. Cabellas, Mathews and others will be soon fighting to sponsor me, and pay me to travel to tell the tale.
8am....deer loaded, pictures taken, animal certified legal by DNR.........heading home.
830.....eat light breakfast of B&G with the wife, head to bed for a short nap and some sweet lovin.
1030.....head out back door of fictional house and walk 200 yards to fictional self-constructed pond, where I soon hook into an 8lb Largemouth bass, on 7" electric Blue with White tail Gene Larew plastic salted worm.....my wall hanger. PIctures and celebration ensure.

11......My Boys come over with a 12 pack of cold beer to ooggle my Deer and Fish.........We drink them....it is good.
12......Eat the Best beer can chickens ever made on a grill with good fixins to boot.
1-130.....nap in my hammock in the half in the warm sun, half in the shade of a oak tree.
135........walk into my barnlot and kick my Pig named Bacon........just because he likes to be kicked once in a while.

2pm.........head to the Old Iron Peein' bridge in my restored and lifted 1979 ford truck.......AM radio...George Jones "radio lover" is on........Drink a couple of beers with my brothers and pals and teach my nephews and Sons the art of a good Pee off of a bridge.

330....taking a walk through woods with the above....catch Osama bin Laden hiding in a ditch.......After taking turns kicking his ass, stuff an apple in his mouth and a ham in his butt.....take load him and drive to town to collect my $25mil Reward(which I'll do many good things in the community).............and while being interviewed on the evening news get to say "Osama....You're a douchebag, suk mah baows".............and which time, the Large Boar Champ from the Iowa State Fair is allowed to Mount him on National Tv.

8pm........have steaks with family and friends.

9pm...Ignite Bonfire with flaming arrow......drink and socialize with above mentioned people....and some invited Planet members who came up to celebrate...............Drink a cold beer and share a couple of jars of well made Apple Pie.

late....very late.....Crawl into bed, where the sheets and covers are warmed because she retired early. Kiss her forhead and drift off knowing that the Chiefs are in the superbowl tomorrow.
So you want to spend your perfect day killing God's creatures? You're an awful man.

Iowanian
12-02-2004, 01:35 PM
and well fed.

I plan on spending saturday and sunday doing that very thing.

Skip Towne
12-02-2004, 01:38 PM
and well fed.

I plan on spending saturday and sunday doing that very thing.
C4me will not be pleased.

Jenson71
12-02-2004, 01:53 PM
My perfect day would involve any of these

- See a game 7 WS win by homer at Yankee Stadium
- Eat lunch and discuss favorite movies in Paris with Woody Allen, Robert De Niro and Martin Scorsese
- Write a song and sing it with Bob Dylan
- Sit in with Bush in the oval office
- Be given a billion dollars, give or take a few is fine
- Watch the sun set in Fiji
- Spend the night with Catherine Zeta Jones
- Fly a helicopter around New York City

cadmonkey
12-02-2004, 02:05 PM
I roll out of bed at around noon.

My Porn Star girlfriend tells me that my Playmate wife has been calling my cell phone all morning.

I tell her not to worry and she bangs me till around 3:00.

I leave her place and get into my limo.

I get home to my multi million dollar mansion and tell my Butler he is getting a raise.......because I don't know the meaning of money....seeing how I am dirty filthy rich.

Get stoned.

Blow a couple lines.

Crack open the Crystal.

Throw my wife on the bed and bang the hell out of her for a few hours.

Take a nap.

Wake and and make a sandwhich.

Go to bed.

Wake up tomorrow and do it all over again.

Yup, that would be sweet.

Saulbadguy
12-02-2004, 02:07 PM
8:30 AM Wake up
8:31 AM Logon to CNN.com, read that the Apes have enslaved the human race, named me as the King
8:32 AM Go back to bed

Brando
12-02-2004, 02:38 PM
8:30 AM Wake up
8:31 AM Logon to CNN.com, read that the Apes have enslaved the human race, named me as the King
8:32 AM Go back to bed
*EDIT*
8:31 AM Logon to CNN.com, read that the Apes have enslaved the human race, named Bill Snyder as the King

|Zach|
12-02-2004, 04:57 PM
9:01 Wakeup. Nice breakfeast...eggs...bacon..toast, a lil OJ. Sit outside and read the KC Star and the Examiner.
Music Playing - "Get Involved" By Rapheal Saddiq

10:30 Meet my buddies and go play some Lacrosse. Nice day...good workout...good friends.
Music Playing - "Amsterdam" By Guster

12:00 Grill some hamburgers and hotdogs and one of our houses. Play some Halo 2 for a while. Starting putting together some drinks.
Music Playing - "Blueside" By Rooney

5:30 Have an early dinner with my family.
Music Playing - "Dangling Conversation" By Simon and Garfunkle

6:30 Get to Arrowhead with friends. Do the tailgaiting thing. Soak up the atmosphere.
Music Playing - "Get Bored" By The Deftones

Game Time Win against the Denver
Music Playing - "Rock and Roll Pt. 2" By Gary Glitter

Midnight Get everyone together for a larger scale party. Empty out the cell phone books.
Music Playing - "The Way She Dances" By N.E.R.D.

5 a.m. Sleep...
Music Playing - "Champagne" By 311

chiefs4me
12-02-2004, 05:14 PM
C4me will not be pleased.


I do know there is a big difference between deer and kittens. So let's let it go,,,,,,got any deer jerky for me?;)

Rausch
12-02-2004, 05:16 PM
My perfect fantasy day or my perfect realistic day? There's a big difference.

Ditto...

Saulbadguy
12-02-2004, 06:08 PM
Wow, you guys have low standards.

Mr. Kotter
12-02-2004, 08:08 PM
9:01 Wakeup. Nice breakfeast...eggs...bacon..toast, a lil OJ. Sit outside and read the KC Star and the Examiner.
Music Playing - "Get Involved" By Rapheal Saddiq

10:30 Meet my buddies and go play some Lacrosse. Nice day...good workout...good friends.
Music Playing - "Amsterdam" By Guster

12:00 Grill some hamburgers and hotdogs and one of our houses. Play some Halo 2 for a while. Starting putting together some drinks.
Music Playing - "Blueside" By Rooney

5:30 Have an early dinner with my family.
Music Playing - "Dangling Conversation" By Simon and Garfunkle

6:30 Get to Arrowhead with friends. Do the tailgaiting thing. Soak up the atmosphere.
Music Playing - "Get Bored" By The Deftones

Game Time Win against the Denver
Music Playing - "Rock and Roll Pt. 2" By Gary Glitter

Midnight Get everyone together for a larger scale party. Empty out the cell phone books.
Music Playing - "The Way She Dances" By N.E.R.D.

5 a.m. Sleep...
Music Playing - "Champagne" By 311

You can DJ for me, anytime.... :thumb: