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homey
12-02-2004, 12:22 PM
Yes, he cheated on this woman.

http://www.murrayinthemorning.com/timewasters/photos/joselimawife/joselimawife.jpg

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=1936811

Associated Press
HOUSTON -- A jury says Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher Jose Lima must pay almost $500,000 in damages to a woman who claimed she contracted genital herpes from him.

Attorneys for Lima, a former Houston Astros player, said Wednesday they plan to appeal the state court decision and that Lima was unaware he was infected until after his relationship with the 27-year-old woman ended.

Harris County jurors awarded the plaintiff $475,000 in damages after hearing closing arguments Wednesday in 280th Civil District Court.

The woman's lawyers said she learned she was infected in February 2003, about a week after she had sex with Lima, and that the player never warned her that he had the disease.

Another jury earlier this year had awarded the woman $15,000, but gave her no money for pain and suffering. A judge then granted her a retrial and she sought damages of about $500,000.

On Wednesday, the woman's lawyers argued that Lima should have told her he was infected with herpes.

"My client is obviously pleased with the verdict," the woman's lawyer, Chad W. Dunn, told the Houston Chronicle in Thursday's editions. "She would certainly give up all the money to make the disease go away, but she realizes this is the next best thing."

The player's lawyers said he did not know he was infected before the woman, who lives in the Houston suburb of Spring, was tested.

"The verdict is not supported by any evidence whatsoever," said lawyer Ralphaell Wilkins, who added in closing arguments that Lima should not be held responsible for transmitting a disease he didn't know he had.

Lima, who won 21 games for Houston in 1999, was traded by the Astros to the Detroit Tigers in 2001.



This woman...

http://www.digikitten.com/playhousev2/files/mds76/joselimaswife.gif
...has genital herpes

Iowanian
12-02-2004, 12:36 PM
The Gold Digging *insert name for baseball Buckle Bunny* should have spent $1.50 on some trojans.

Guess maybe she just wanted a Lima Jr Ticket that was only good for 18 years.........not a lifetime supply.

seclark
12-02-2004, 12:40 PM
valtrex = $24 per mo co-pay
sec

Predarat
12-02-2004, 12:44 PM
Shes hot but it doesnt matter how hot they are if they arent putting out. That may have been the case but there is no excuse to get a STD. Maybe instead of giving all his money to minor league teamate he should have used some if it to protect himself. Or maybe he should have found someone that wasnt a skank. Clap for Jose Lima in more ways than one!!

SPchief
12-02-2004, 12:49 PM
Clap for Jose Lima in more ways than one!!


ROFL

ENDelt260
12-02-2004, 01:04 PM
The Clap is gonorrhea.

Iowanian
12-02-2004, 01:06 PM
What do they call that Herpaghonnasyphillitis that you're passing around the Greater Scottsdale Metro Area?

Demonpenz
12-02-2004, 01:06 PM
i thought the clap was when you swing your balls and make a clapping sound

el borracho
12-02-2004, 01:07 PM
What do they call that Herpaghonnasyphillitis that you're passing around the Greater Scottsdale Metro Area?
It is affectionately known as the 1/4 inch killer... or so I have heard.

Brando
12-02-2004, 01:07 PM
I wonder if Herpes is what has been infecting Mike Sweeney's vagina the last couple of years.

ENDelt260
12-02-2004, 01:08 PM
What do they call that Herpaghonnasyphillitis that you're passing around the Greater Scottsdale Metro Area?
"Brian Johnson's Disease"

You'd think I woulda seen that one coming.

Brando
12-02-2004, 01:09 PM
Is that what is eminating from that horrendous bear?

royr17
12-02-2004, 01:10 PM
Anybody know who the woman is though, cause she is HOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

royr17
12-02-2004, 01:11 PM
But shes not hot enough for me to date and get herpes from ...

Brando
12-02-2004, 01:12 PM
Anybody know who the woman is though, cause she is HOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Her name is Itchy PussFestorson

Iowanian
12-02-2004, 01:12 PM
III...........you don't get Herpes from a date.

you'd have to put your peeshooter in her holster

Dartgod
12-02-2004, 01:14 PM
"Brian Johnson's Disease"

You'd think I woulda seen that one coming.
He probably would have, except he apparently had "something" in his eye...

Brando
12-02-2004, 01:16 PM
III...........you don't get Herpes from a date.

you'd have to put your peeshooter in her holster

I dated a girl with Herpes once. Had unprotected sex with her and everything..of course I didn't know that she had Herpes either. She got it from a mexican trapeze artist. Who woulda saw that coming? I'm just lucky I never came down with the shanks.

ROYC75
12-02-2004, 01:16 PM
III...........you don't get Herpes from a date.

you'd have to put your peeshooter in her holster


ROFL ROFL ROFL

:thumb:

royr17
12-02-2004, 01:16 PM
III...........you don't get Herpes from a date.

you'd have to put your peeshooter in her holster

ROFL ROFL ROFL

royr17
12-02-2004, 01:18 PM
Actually, she kinda looks like Jennifer Esposito ...

Iowanian
12-02-2004, 01:18 PM
III,
that means the thing you wash too good in the shower in her "down there"

Spicy McHaggis
12-02-2004, 03:11 PM
But shes not hot enough for me to date and get herpes from ...

Itta Burnswenipee

Spicy McHaggis
12-02-2004, 03:13 PM
Upon hearing the verdict the woman called the amount "insulting" and went to go sleep with A Rod for almost the same cash.

BigChiefFan
12-02-2004, 03:17 PM
You stupid bitch want someone to pay for your mistake of having unprotected sex? Where the **** is the accountability in this country gone? It's too bad that she contracted the disease, but nobody forced her to spread her legs or have unprotected sex. Everybodies looking for their own meal ticket and this makes me want to puke.

shaneo69
12-02-2004, 03:26 PM
Lima shoulda told her she got it when she rode a tractor with a wet swimming suit on.*



*Obscure Seinfeld reference

Duck Dog
12-02-2004, 03:34 PM
For 500K I hope he had the opportunity to give her bung hole the herpes too.

That's a lot of jack just to get your willy wet.

Predarat
12-02-2004, 03:48 PM
If he didn't have it before he slept with her how does anyone know the skank didnt give it to HIM? That would suk to get a VD from a skank and half to lay down half a mil to her!

Sure-Oz
12-02-2004, 04:39 PM
I'd stick the pea shooter in between her melons, you can't get herpes from that, score!!