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Jenny Gump
12-03-2004, 03:11 PM
Our wellness department had a gentleman here offering foot reflexology for free. 20 minutes of pure joy. Then I got to thinking, what if this guy is one of those "foot fetish" dudes? Wouldn't that be the perfect job for someone like that?

Anyway, he was kind of strange acting, but I enjoyed it none the less.

Rain Man
12-03-2004, 03:12 PM
My lord, you're insatiable.

Phobia
12-03-2004, 03:14 PM
What do your shoes look like?

MOhillbilly
12-03-2004, 03:15 PM
If he was and you knew it would you be dissappointed?

Jenny Gump
12-03-2004, 03:16 PM
If he was and you knew it would you be dissappointed?

I guess not. Actually, it would probably be helpful if he loved his work.

Jenny Gump
12-03-2004, 03:17 PM
What do your shoes look like?

If I told you the truth, everyone would claime I was trying to suck people in with innuendo.

Phobia
12-03-2004, 03:18 PM
If I told you the truth, everyone would claime I was trying to suck people in with innuendo.

It's an innocent question. I'd just like to know what your shoes look like. Hurry up, too. I'd like to put my pants back on before I catch a chill.

Jenny Gump
12-03-2004, 03:19 PM
It's an innocent question. I'd just like to know what your shoes look like. Hurry up, too. I'd like to put my pants back on before I catch a chill.

Sicko.



How much do you charge for a foot rub?

Phobia
12-03-2004, 03:22 PM
How much do you charge for a foot rub?

I'd let you rub them for free. I'm generous like that.

cadmonkey
12-03-2004, 03:22 PM
Pervert!

Jenny Gump
12-03-2004, 03:23 PM
I'd let you rub them for free. I'm generous like that.

(honestly trying to kill the innuendo)

http://www.alternatechannels.org/images/us/Brady_Bunch_Alice.jpg

Brando
12-03-2004, 03:24 PM
Do ya think he has a foot fetish? Who chooses to rub feet for a living other than someone with a foot fetish? I just wish that there was a living to be made as a clitoral massager.

Bwana
12-03-2004, 03:26 PM
I won't even go into what I got one day at work when I was in the radio business. :shake:

ENDelt260
12-03-2004, 03:27 PM
I won't even go into what I got one day at work when I was in the radio business. :shake:
The clap?

Brando
12-03-2004, 03:27 PM
I won't even go into what I got one day at work when I was in the radio business. :shake:
I have an old Marylin Chambers porno in which she is an up and coming country musician. She performs a random act of kindness on a DJ.
It was called "Up and Cumming" ;)

Bwana
12-03-2004, 03:28 PM
The clap?

No, I never hung out with the gems you dated. :)

Bwana
12-03-2004, 03:29 PM
I have an old Marylin Chambers porno in which she is an up and coming country musician. She performs a random act of kindness on a DJ.
It was called "Up and Cumming" ;)

Nice! ROFL

ENDelt260
12-03-2004, 03:30 PM
No, I never hung out with the gems you dated. :)
Hey, man... I've never caught nuthin'!

*furiously knocks on wood*

Bwana
12-03-2004, 03:31 PM
Hey, man... I've never caught nuthin'!

*furiously knocks on wood*

Likewise. :thumb:

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-03-2004, 03:34 PM
20 minutes of pure joy.
bragger.

Brando
12-03-2004, 03:39 PM
Hey, man... I've never caught nuthin'!

*furiously knocks on wood*
Just because you refuse to get tested doesn't mean that puss filled discharge isn't something.

Rain Man
12-03-2004, 03:39 PM
Truthfully, the odds are low that this guy's got a foot fetish. I'd bet that most of the people doing this job are in it for the free looks up dresses and skirts.

ENDelt260
12-03-2004, 03:40 PM
Just because you refuse to get tested doesn't mean that puss filled discharge isn't something.
Not get tested? Well, that would be just plain silly. Hell, it's covered by my health insurance... and where else am I going to meet as many 16 year old girls who I know put out as the Planned Parenthood lobby?

Brando
12-03-2004, 03:42 PM
and where else am I going to meet as many 16 year old girls who I know put out as the Planned Parenthood lobby?
Struggling not to make sick jokes about coat hanger salesmen.

MOhillbilly
12-03-2004, 03:43 PM
Not get tested? Well, that would be just plain silly. Hell, it's covered by my health insurance... and where else am I going to meet as many 16 year old girls who I know put out as the Planned Parenthood lobby?

ROFL oh thats funny for soooo many reasons.

Calcountry
12-03-2004, 04:02 PM
I guess not. Actually, it would probably be helpful if he loved his work.
I am sure that the whole time he was dreaming of putting his toe up your arse.

Ari Chi3fs
12-03-2004, 04:07 PM
How much do you charge for a foot rub?

How much do you charge to rub one out?

Baby Lee
12-03-2004, 04:11 PM
I can't believe the thread got this far.

It's laying hands on JennyGump in a familiar way. Is it as bad as eatin' her out -- no, but you're in the same fvckin' ballpark.

ENDelt260
12-03-2004, 04:14 PM
Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' Jenny's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same ****in' sport.

Rain Man
12-03-2004, 04:16 PM
Yeah, if that was true, we'd have brothels in shoe stores.

Baby Lee
12-03-2004, 04:17 PM
Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' Jenny's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same ****in' sport.
You ever give a foot massage?

booger
12-03-2004, 04:19 PM
I am sure that the whole time he was dreaming of putting his toe up your arse.

never heard of that one before

:hmmm:

ChiTown
12-03-2004, 04:20 PM
You ever give a foot massage?

Yeah, but not with my tongue.

ChiTown
12-03-2004, 04:21 PM
Anyone ever had a footjob?

Don't do it. It's a good way to get athlete's penis.......

ENDelt260
12-03-2004, 04:23 PM
Anyone ever had a footjob?

Don't do it. It's a good way to get athlete's penis.......
Can we all just agree to pretend this post never happened?

booger
12-03-2004, 04:23 PM
Just because you refuse to get tested doesn't mean that puss filled discharge isn't something.

I get that sometimes when i get a cold.

ChiTown
12-03-2004, 04:24 PM
Can we all just agree to pretend this post never happened?

ROFL

Why? I've got pics ROFL

ENDelt260
12-03-2004, 04:26 PM
ROFL

Why? I've got pics ROFL
Aw, jeez. Look at the time... I think I gotta go.

Phobia
12-03-2004, 04:27 PM
I think it may be time to move this thread to the Hall of Hidden forum.

ChiTown
12-03-2004, 04:30 PM
I think it may be time to move this thread to the Hall of Hidden forum.

We're in the heart of football season, we're 3-8, our teams is imploding, and ou season's over. We need a little diversion to keep us from going crazy, no?

Phobia
12-03-2004, 04:33 PM
We're in the heart of football season, we're 3-8, our teams is imploding, and ou season's over. We need a little diversion to keep us from going crazy, no?

I don't care what you post. But the thought of athletes penis makes my balls itch.

tk13
12-03-2004, 04:39 PM
I hear Anna Kourikova has had a mean case of athlete's penis.

booger
12-03-2004, 04:39 PM
I don't care what you post. But the thought of athletes penis makes my balls itch.
try the gold bond.

As for chitown and the athletes penis? goldbond too. Maybe check with desinex or Dr. Scholls?

ChiTown
12-03-2004, 04:45 PM
try the gold bond.

As for chitown and the athletes penis? goldbond too. Maybe check with desinex or Dr. Scholls?

Dr. Scholls, eh?

Do you just wrap the shoe insert around the shaft? :hmmm:

booger
12-03-2004, 04:49 PM
Dr. Scholls, eh?

Do you just wrap the shoe insert around the shaft? :hmmm:
I have no idea.
never had the athletes weiner problem.
The do have those little round corn patches too.
Try the tech support.

ENDelt260
12-03-2004, 04:49 PM
Try the tech support.

If he gets shogun, I hope they post the transcript of the conversation.

ChiTown
12-03-2004, 04:50 PM
The do have those little round corn patches too.


Ahh, nice call. That should be good for the helmet. Thanks!

booger
12-03-2004, 04:52 PM
Ahh, nice call. That should be good for the helmet. Thanks!
:thumb:

good luck with the whole fungal thing with the mushroom top.

booger
12-03-2004, 04:54 PM
If he gets shogun, I hope they post the transcript of the conversation.
who is this shogun you speak of?

Calcountry
12-03-2004, 05:36 PM
We're in the heart of football season, we're 3-8, our teams is imploding, and ou season's over. We need a little diversion to keep us from going crazy, no?
This IS The Chiefs Mental Ward.

go bowe
12-03-2004, 09:16 PM
I have an old Marylin Chambers porno in which she is an up and coming country musician. She performs a random act of kindness on a DJ.
It was called "Up and Cumming" ;)marilyn chambers...

the first good looking porno queen...

yummy...

Count Zarth
12-03-2004, 11:20 PM
Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' Jenny's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same ****in' sport.

Bastard. I was gonna make that joke.

AIN'T NO F*CKIN BALLPARK!

Otter
12-04-2004, 02:57 AM
Color me jealous.

CrazyHorse
12-04-2004, 07:11 AM
Our wellness department had a gentleman here offering foot reflexology for free. 20 minutes of pure joy. Then I got to thinking, what if this guy is one of those "foot fetish" dudes? Wouldn't that be the perfect job for someone like that?

Anyway, he was kind of strange acting, but I enjoyed it none the less.

Isn't this just another way of saying you were thinking about his "junk"?

Ugly Duck
12-04-2004, 09:01 AM
what if this guy is one of those "foot fetish" dudes? Wouldn't that be the perfect job for someone like that?
Uh-oh..... now you got me wondering about my proctologist....

Hydrae
12-04-2004, 12:05 PM
We're in the heart of football season, we're 3-8, our teams is imploding, and ou season's over. We need a little diversion to keep us from going crazy, no?


From some of the posts on this thread, I think it is too late. We are already crazy which is why we are stuck in the mental ward.


UD, you didn't have to go there did you? :Lin:

Rausch
12-04-2004, 01:42 PM
Uh-oh..... now you got me wondering about my proctologist....

Anytime you go to a bath house for medical care, red flag dude...RED FLAG....

Jenny Gump
12-04-2004, 08:07 PM
Anytime you go to a bath house for medical care, red flag dude...RED FLAG....

ROFL You think?