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R&GHomer
12-04-2004, 03:13 PM
Ok, so my oldest Son turned 11 today and we had a birthday party for him and his friends at the house. But it doesn’t stop with his friends. My wife has to make sure every fuggin Philippineo in the local metro area shows up. Food for the kids and then a ****ing buffet for everyone else.

I’m not kidding… My Wife and I have been cooking since 5 this morning. 3 whole chickens, two chicken casseroles, 3 different noodles, beef, vegi things, crab Rangoon, egg rolls, ponsit, couple of oriental pork dishes, buffalo wings, fresh fruit, roles, vegi / cracker/ cheese / cold cut plater, and a salad. I know I’m missing a few, but you get the point. All this and a house full of screaming kids. I'm going to need a lobotomy before this is all over. Next year we’re going to Chucky Cheese.

Ok, breaks over... Back to the insanity.

Ari Chi3fs
12-04-2004, 03:43 PM
is your wife Phillipineo, or does she just like to invite Phillipineos to your house?

XXXshogunXXX
12-04-2004, 03:50 PM
its filipino

Braincase
12-04-2004, 03:51 PM
Beware of Filipinos bearing jalapenos...

Baby Lee
12-04-2004, 03:54 PM
One of my best friends if Filipino and grew up in Chicago. Went with him back home on a visit on his parent's 30th wedding anniversary, and it was like a weekend of buffets in various kitchens around town. This aunt, . . that cousin, . . . great uncle xxx and his new GF. Everybody had bowls and bowls of tasty stuff on the table and tons of family and friends milling around.

Ultra Peanut
12-04-2004, 04:19 PM
So... visiting a Filipino birthday extravaganza = SCORE.

R&GHomer
12-04-2004, 04:28 PM
Yes my wife is Filipino :) and yes I've had more than one single friend score at one of these parties.

Demonpenz
12-04-2004, 04:31 PM
can you go ahead send me some leftovers :) if i was in your shoes i would take alot of pictures so later you can forget how much work that day was

R&GHomer
12-04-2004, 09:00 PM
Whew... It's all over. Good Gawd Dam. Their was alot of people, and yes many hot girls.. married and single a like. at least two nice firm Pats on the azz etc...

Still not worth the effort IMHO. As usual lots of food left over.

SoCalBronco
12-04-2004, 09:34 PM
Ok, so my oldest Son turned 11 today and we had a birthday party for him and his friends at the house. But it doesn’t stop with his friends. My wife has to make sure every fuggin Philippineo in the local metro area shows up. Food for the kids and then a ****ing buffet for everyone else.

I’m not kidding… My Wife and I have been cooking since 5 this morning. 3 whole chickens, two chicken casseroles, 3 different noodles, beef, vegi things, crab Rangoon, egg rolls, ponsit, couple of oriental pork dishes, buffalo wings, fresh fruit, roles, vegi / cracker/ cheese / cold cut plater, and a salad. I know I’m missing a few, but you get the point. All this and a house full of screaming kids. I'm going to need a lobotomy before this is all over. Next year we’re going to Chucky Cheese.

Ok, breaks over... Back to the insanity.

next may after i pass the bar exam my party will be at chucky Cheese. I hate regular house parties. Chucky Cheese rocks.

R&GHomer
12-04-2004, 11:09 PM
And now at 12:15am I’m going to finally eat a sandwich. Sheesh….

RedNFeisty
12-05-2004, 12:10 AM
Let me tell you that Chucky E. Cheese is no picnic either. :thumb:

DaneMcCloud
12-05-2004, 01:13 AM
Dude,
I can't believe you're married to a Filipina and don't know how to spell the word! My wife would kick my ass up and down the Hollywood Hills if I couldn't correctly spell Filipino/Filipina.
Also, how can one complain about eating Shanghia Lumpia and Pancet? I doubt you were up at 5am making Chocolate Meat (which I refuse to even try; I can't even look at it!).
Just be happy that you're actually married to a Filpina and that they have great families that come along for the party. And by the way, the hottest porn chicks in the world are Filipinas (although I personally wouldn't know anything about that...)

Dane
~Some thingns never cease to amaze....

ChiefFripp
12-05-2004, 04:35 AM
All reading this thread has done for me is made me hungry.

Ari Chi3fs
12-05-2004, 06:55 AM
All reading this thread has done for me is made me hungry.

not me, Im gonna check out some asian porn.

Bowser
12-05-2004, 08:37 AM
So, anyone here ever been to the Phillipines and played "Smiles"?

Rain Man
12-05-2004, 10:55 AM
So, anyone here ever been to the Phillipines and played "Smiles"?


No, but I'm going to guess that it's an interesting game.

When I was in college, I had a distant crush in a Filipina girl in my "Electrical Engineering for non-Electrical Engineers" class. Wowza. She sat on the other side of the big lecture hall, so I never met her or got her name, but I spent many long lectures just staring at her and thinking "What if...?"

Phobia
12-05-2004, 10:59 AM
Yes my wife is Filipino :) and yes I've had more than one single friend score at one of these parties.

That's no way to talk about your wife, R&G. What's she doing next weekend?