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Braincase
12-05-2004, 08:24 AM
In the year 2028, the NFL is on the verge of collapse. The Kansas City Chiefs, thanks to perfect draft choices and uncanny selection of freee agents have dominated the NFL and the postseason since 1988. In a desperate move to save the league, they decide to send a cyborg back through time to prevent the failure of the league... this cyborg shall be called "Carl Peterson"...

JimNasium
12-05-2004, 08:26 AM
It was a dark and stormy night....?

Bowser
12-05-2004, 08:27 AM
Is Steinbrenner the Chiefs owner?

Zebedee DuBois
12-05-2004, 08:27 AM
....suddenly a shot rang out...

JimNasium
12-05-2004, 08:29 AM
....a figure emerged from the fog...

FloridaChief
12-05-2004, 08:33 AM
The calls are coming from inside the house...

digi2fish
12-05-2004, 08:47 AM
.... aka Darth FreeOffseason

FloridaChief
12-05-2004, 08:55 AM
.... aka Darth FreeOffseason

"Carl Peterson will show you the true nature of the Force. *He* is your master, now..."

Ultra Peanut
12-05-2004, 09:31 AM
So I says to Carl, I says, "Your obviously unsung skills underlie creative kickers."

Braincase
12-05-2004, 09:49 AM
And then Darth Peterson said, "Dale! Dale Carter! Come on over here son. You look like you're hurting, young man."

Dale reflected for a moment, "No sir. Just alot on my mind with practice, and I'm supposed to be getting another for a bible study meeting. Golly, I love working with those kids. But there is one thing..."

"Yes?"

"Some fan wrote me an awfully mean letter. I'm just afraid he might do something to threaten that group of kids I'm working with..."

"I have just the solution. Take this 9mm handgun. Try it out and home."

"Mr. Peterson, I don't like guns. Guns just lead to bad things."

"Oh, Dale, the future of the NFL depends on you and this gun. If you feel some anxiety, try smoking a little bit of this..."