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marsaray
12-06-2004, 09:15 PM
Hey guys what do you think my next flash should be about

Pants
12-06-2004, 09:16 PM
NOT StarWars.

Saulbadguy
12-06-2004, 09:16 PM
Nachogate.

marsaray
12-06-2004, 09:16 PM
well then what. Im open what do you guys wanna see?

marsaray
12-06-2004, 09:17 PM
Nachogate.
What the hell is nachogate? Can you eat it?

Saulbadguy
12-06-2004, 09:17 PM
well then what. Im open what do you guys wanna see?
Poorly animated bitmap porn.

However, something Chiefs related would be fun.

Pants
12-06-2004, 09:17 PM
LOL, it's the whole story of Priest eating nachos.

Saulbadguy
12-06-2004, 09:18 PM
What the hell is nachogate? Can you eat it?
Priest eating nachos in the press box, instead of being on the field. Its a highly discussed topic around here.

marsaray
12-06-2004, 09:20 PM
Priest eating nachos in the press box, instead of being on the field. Its a highly discussed topic around here.
Sounds good I should look into the hard facts. So what are they and Ill start writing a script tomorrow.

Logical
12-06-2004, 09:22 PM
Sounds good I should look into the hard facts. So what are they and Ill start writing a script tomorrow.

Nachos are a corn chip typically shaped like a triangle and covered with a runny cheese, often accompanied with Jalopenos. It should make a delightful and fascinating video tale.

Saulbadguy
12-06-2004, 09:23 PM
Sounds good I should look into the hard facts. So what are they and Ill start writing a script tomorrow.

During the New England Patriots Monday Night Football game, the camera pans to Priest Holmes in the pressbox drinking a bottle of water (or is it beer..? :hmmm: ) , and enjoying a healthy helping of stadium nachos. This angers the bitter Chiefs fans, who expect the team leader to be on the sidelines helping out in any way possible, while still nursing a strained MCL. Some Chiefs fans speak out with the voice of reason, saying he is better off in the warmth of the pressbox. Hilarity ensues.


Good luck, my friend.

Wile_E_Coyote
12-06-2004, 09:26 PM
sign language is universal...I'd reconsider

marsaray
12-06-2004, 09:27 PM
Nachos are a corn chip typically shaped like a triangle and covered with a runny cheese, often accompanied with Jalopenos. It should make a delightful and fascinating video tale.
There is only one problem with your logic. The cheese type. How will i ever know? Is the cheese white or orange tinted? Is there many holes in this cheese? Does the cheese have any motivation?

David.
12-06-2004, 09:28 PM
nacho cheese FOOOOL

Logical
12-06-2004, 09:28 PM
There is only one problem with your logic. The cheese type. How will i ever know? Is the cheese white or orange tinted? Is there many holes in this cheese? Does the cheese have any motivation?

I have met your dad, trust me he knows.;)

Saulbadguy
12-06-2004, 09:29 PM
There is only one problem with your logic. The cheese type. How will i ever know? Is the cheese white or orange tinted? Is there many holes in this cheese? Does the cheese have any motivation?
Its yellow. Its cheese whiz, but its an off brand, and it comes in 15 gallon tubs.

Pants
12-06-2004, 09:29 PM
You've never had nachos? The cheese is liquidy and it's orange. Nachos are damned tatsy. I suggest you go to TBell and get yourself an order or two of Nachos Belgrande.

marsaray
12-06-2004, 09:29 PM
I have met your dad, trust me he knows.;)
Yes the knowladge that hast been stored in his monstrous chamber have a mind have served me well. It is time once again to fall back to his wisdom.

marsaray
12-06-2004, 09:31 PM
You've never had nachos? The cheese is liquidy and it's orange. Nachos are damned tatsy. I suggest you go to TBell and get yourself an order or two of Nachos Belgrande.
You see the man vlad was trying to be sarcastic. I was simply asking the details of priest holmes eating nachos in the press box.

David.
12-06-2004, 09:31 PM
who's your dad?

marsaray
12-06-2004, 09:32 PM
who's your dad?
Why the dark lord himself, Darth Russ.

Saulbadguy
12-06-2004, 09:32 PM
Actually, "Nachos" as the Americans know it aren't Nachos at all.

Chips with cheese should just be called "Chips con queso" or whatnot. I'm not sure of the spanish word for "Chips".

Nachos are chips covered in various toppings.

Jenson71
12-06-2004, 09:33 PM
How about a historical epic? Napoleon...His rise and fall...

Logical
12-06-2004, 09:33 PM
You've never had nachos? The cheese is liquidy and it's orange. Nachos are damned tatsy. I suggest you go to TBell and get yourself an order or two of Nachos Belgrande.

Dude that is like sooooo gross. Please alter your dining establishments before we all lose complete respect for you.

David.
12-06-2004, 09:33 PM
Why the dark lord himself, Darth Russ.

AAAAHHHH the spawn of satan

EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

marsaray
12-06-2004, 09:33 PM
Actually, "Nachos" as the Americans know it aren't Nachos at all.

Chips with cheese should just be called "Chips con queso" or whatnot. I'm not sure of the spanish word for "Chips".

Nachos are chips covered in various toppings.
Human flesh is my topping of choice when i think of nachos. Also worm jelly.

Saulbadguy
12-06-2004, 09:33 PM
Taco Bell always gives me the shits. I don't eat there anymore.

Jenson71
12-06-2004, 09:34 PM
It doesn't matter what you do, fat-pie will always dominate...

Pants
12-06-2004, 09:34 PM
Actually, "Nachos" as the Americans know it aren't Nachos at all.

Chips with cheese should just be called "Chips con queso" or whatnot. I'm not sure of the spanish word for "Chips".

Nachos are chips covered in various toppings.

Except for the staduim nachos, I think they always have toppings. At least in restaurants and Taco Bell they always have toppings.

Jenson71
12-06-2004, 09:35 PM
I....like...rusty spoons....eheh

Saulbadguy
12-06-2004, 09:35 PM
Except for the staduim nachos, I think they always have toppings. At least in restaurants and Taco Bell they always have toppings.
Stadium nachos have no toppings, unless you request jalapenos.

marsaray
12-06-2004, 09:35 PM
It doesn't matter what you do, fat-pie will always dominate...
What is this fat-pie it sounds like slang for a bunch of obese people sleeping together with a blanket on top.

Saulbadguy
12-06-2004, 09:35 PM
How about a historical epic? Napoleon...His rise and fall...
obsess over Napoleon much?

Jenson71
12-06-2004, 09:36 PM
Make a historicial epic based on what you think went on Behind the Scenes of the Backstreet Boys during their downfall...

Saulbadguy
12-06-2004, 09:36 PM
What is this fat-pie it sounds like slang for a bunch of obese people sleeping together with a blanket on top.
That reminds me of a dutch oven. Ever hear that term?

marsaray
12-06-2004, 09:36 PM
I....like...rusty spoons....eheh
If you like salad fingers check out bannana fingers.

David.
12-06-2004, 09:36 PM
I....like...rusty spoons....eheh

:shake:

Pants
12-06-2004, 09:36 PM
Dude that is like sooooo gross. Please alter your dining establishments before we all lose complete respect for you.

Vlad, I understand where you are coming from, but as a poor college student I find it hard to follow your advice. Besides, TBell tastes damn good at 3am, and it's cheap.

Jenson71
12-06-2004, 09:37 PM
obsess over Napoleon much?

Have I mentioned he looks exactly like Coach K?

marsaray
12-06-2004, 09:37 PM
That reminds me of a dutch oven. Ever hear that term?
I hate the dutch. And the french. And the iraneans etc.

Pants
12-06-2004, 09:39 PM
Stadium nachos have no toppings, unless you request jalapenos.

Thats exactly what I'm saying. I should have worded it better. Most of the time nachos have toppings, with the exception of stadium nachos.

Pants
12-06-2004, 09:39 PM
I hate the dutch. And the french. And the iraneans etc.

Hahaha, I see you are being raised as a good tolerant person by your father. Good times.

Saulbadguy
12-06-2004, 09:40 PM
I hate the dutch. And the french. And the iraneans etc.
Just like your pops eh?

Anyways, a dutch oven is when you are in bed with your spouse, and you fart under the blanket. The hot air and stench from the fart has nowhere to go to escape, thus creating a convection oven under the covers, and stinking your spouse out.

Miles
12-06-2004, 09:40 PM
Thats exactly what I'm saying. I should have worded it better. Most of the time nachos have toppings, with the exception of stadium nachos.

Yeah thats what makes stadium nachos nasy. Its just canned cheese and nothing else.

Saulbadguy
12-06-2004, 09:40 PM
Thats exactly what I'm saying. I should have worded it better. Most of the time nachos have toppings, with the exception of stadium nachos.
You should have, but you didn't. I called your bluff. Suck it, beyatch.

Jenson71
12-06-2004, 09:41 PM
For a scene in the Napoleon film, have a long shot of Josephine writing to Nap while screwing some other guy back in France, and then have her stab the guy in the back with the pen when she realizes that she shouldn't be cheating on Nap. It would make Gunther Fan happy, at least.

David.
12-06-2004, 09:41 PM
iraqians ROFL

Pants
12-06-2004, 09:41 PM
Hahaha, thank you for your blessing the wise one.

marsaray
12-06-2004, 09:41 PM
Just like your pops eh?

Anyways, a dutch oven is when you are in bed with your spouse, and you fart under the blanket. The hot air and stench from the fart has nowhere to go to escape, thus creating a convection oven under the covers, and stinking your spouse out.
Well if I had a spouse I would try it. And then I would try it again untill she got mad and i had the bed all to my self. Also I would tell her it was her fault for making chili. And "accidentialy" poo a little in my pants.

Saulbadguy
12-06-2004, 09:42 PM
I hate the Iraqians the most..as they are obviously a made up people. Kind of like the Lorax.

Logical
12-06-2004, 09:42 PM
Vlad, I understand where you are coming from, but as a poor college student I find it hard to follow your advice. Besides, TBell tastes damn good at 3am, and it's cheap.
OK now that I understand your plight you are given a free pass until you complete that blighted period of economic suffering. Go to TBell in peace and eat heartily and may your stomach be strong and filled with alcohol.

Saulbadguy
12-06-2004, 09:43 PM
Well if I had a spouse I would try it. And then I would try it again untill she got mad and i had the bed all to my self. Also I would tell her it was her fault for making chili. And "accidentialy" poo a little in my pants.
Just make sure its your spouse. If you aren't married, thats grounds for a dumping.

Pants
12-06-2004, 09:43 PM
Americans, Dutch and Germans are cool. The rest, I don't really care for.

Jenson71
12-06-2004, 09:43 PM
Well if I had a spouse I would try it. And then I would try it again untill she got mad and i had the bed all to my self. Also I would tell her it was her fault for making chili. And "accidentialy" poo a little in my pants.

You're ****ing weird....


Who the hell sleeps in pants?

|Zach|
12-06-2004, 09:43 PM
I cant say I have to much dislike to a group of people based on nationality

marsaray
12-06-2004, 09:43 PM
I hate the Iraqians the most..as they are obviously a made up people. Kind of like the Lorax.
Don't forget the fremen or the wookies.

Logical
12-06-2004, 09:44 PM
:hmmm:OK this is confusing I just deleted my post and added it back because there is some strange poll at the top of this thread. Do you suppose Dad is messing with son?

Nah couldn't be.ROFL

Saulbadguy
12-06-2004, 09:44 PM
Vlad, I understand where you are coming from, but as a poor college student I find it hard to follow your advice. Besides, TBell tastes damn good at 3am, and it's cheap.
Maybe you should go to a JUCO. Its cheaper, and you can eat better. I don't think you are fit for KU anyways. JCCC is accepting applications.

David.
12-06-2004, 09:44 PM
I cant say I have to much dislike to a group of people based on nationality

boy YOU sure are missing out


ROFL

Saulbadguy
12-06-2004, 09:45 PM
Actually, I hate Missourians.

Jenson71
12-06-2004, 09:45 PM
I can't believe Metrolike goes to KU. The dean must be his uncle or something like that...

Saulbadguy
12-06-2004, 09:45 PM
I can't believe Metrolike goes to KU. The dean must be his uncle or something like that...
Metrolike is actually Eric Chenowith, coming back to get his degree.

David.
12-06-2004, 09:45 PM
I can't believe Metrolike goes to KU. The dean must be his uncle or something like that...

yah because KU is SOO hard to get into ROFL

|Zach|
12-06-2004, 09:46 PM
I can't believe Metrolike goes to KU. The dean must be his uncle or something like that...
It used to be all you had to do was graduate HS in Kansas to get in...they have changed it i cant remember when. Not THAT long ago.

Pants
12-06-2004, 09:46 PM
Maybe you should go to a JUCO. Its cheaper, and you can eat better. I don't think you are fit for KU anyways. JCCC is accepting applications.

Thanks, but I'm only paying for the housing here. How about before dissing you go to school first?

marsaray
12-06-2004, 09:47 PM
Actually, I hate Missourians.
Dude what the heck? What have Missourians done to you... or anyone?
We can't even go to the superbowl and we have two teams and they both suck.

Saulbadguy
12-06-2004, 09:47 PM
Thanks, but I'm only paying for the housing here. How about before dissing you go to school first?
I'd rather just marry someone smart and rich.

David.
12-06-2004, 09:48 PM
Dude what the heck? What have Missourians done to you... or anyone?
We can't even go to the superbowl and we have two teams and they both suck.

I think saul has penis envy. Don't worry about him :)

Saulbadguy
12-06-2004, 09:48 PM
Dude what the heck? What have Missourians done to you... or anyone?
We can't even go to the superbowl and we have two teams and they both suck.
Anyone? For starters, they burnt one of our fvcking towns down.

Jenson71
12-06-2004, 09:48 PM
I'd rather just marry someone smart and rich.

bogies daughter?

Pants
12-06-2004, 09:49 PM
I'd rather just marry someone smart and rich.

ROFL

marsaray
12-06-2004, 09:53 PM
Anyone? For starters, they burnt one of our fvcking towns down.
Are you sure were talking about present day missourians? Is this like some crazy hoard from the middle ages that share are name?

David.
12-06-2004, 09:54 PM
Anyone? For starters, they burnt one of our fvcking towns down.

you guys had that coming. Hell I'm ready for round 2

marsaray
12-06-2004, 09:55 PM
I'd rather just marry someone smart and rich.
Fat chance the only one that would marry you is your mom.

Saulbadguy
12-06-2004, 09:55 PM
Are you sure were talking about present day missourians? Is this like some crazy hoard from the middle ages that share are name?
Oh..ok. Present day Missourians. Most of my hate is derived from the terrible university in Columbia, MO. The potholes that second as roads in MO also anger me.

Saulbadguy
12-06-2004, 09:56 PM
Fat chance the only one that would marry you is your mom.
Inbreeding might be common in your state, but here we like to keep it outside the family.

Pants
12-06-2004, 09:56 PM
Hey Mark, are you home schooled?

marsaray
12-06-2004, 09:57 PM
Hey Mark, are you home schooled?
Nope i go to high school. Im a fresh man so to speek.

Saulbadguy
12-06-2004, 09:57 PM
Hey Mark, are you home schooled?
He is home-boy schooled. Check out the ebonics, and his use of the term "your mom".

marsaray
12-06-2004, 09:58 PM
Inbreeding might be common in your state, but here we like to keep it outside the family.
And by outside the family you mean what cousins?

Pants
12-06-2004, 09:59 PM
No offense, but your spelling is sort of bad. Maybe you just aren't trying, but I think Missouri schooling is to be blamed here.

David.
12-06-2004, 09:59 PM
He is home-boy schooled. Check out the ebonics, and his use of the term "your mom".

if he was home-boy schooled he would have gone with 'ya mother'

marsaray
12-06-2004, 09:59 PM
He is home-boy schooled. Check out the ebonics, and his use of the term "your mom".
Don't be frontin dogg. Why you gotta be dissen me in front of my home boys?

Saulbadguy
12-06-2004, 09:59 PM
And by outside the family you mean what cousins?
At least second cousins. Thats fair game.

marsaray
12-06-2004, 10:00 PM
No offense, but your spelling is sort of bad. Maybe you just aren't trying, but I think Im ugly.

Jenson71
12-06-2004, 10:01 PM
You've all been spoiled by me.

Most kids writ lik ths. i think it sux tho. mkay? thxby...

Saulbadguy
12-06-2004, 10:01 PM
Excellent use of the quote feature. 8/10.

marsaray
12-06-2004, 10:02 PM
You've all been spoiled by me.

Most kids writ lik ths. i think it sux tho. mkay? thxby...
Yeah serioulsy be thankfull i dont spek lik tha.

Pants
12-06-2004, 10:02 PM
Wow I can change Metrolikes qoutes becaus Im so awesome and its the cool think to do.

Yeah man, you ARE awesome.

Jenson71
12-06-2004, 10:02 PM
Don't be frontin dogg. Why you gotta be dissen me in front of my home boys?

You know, Jimmy Stewart is the star of the month on TCM...maybe you should watch one or two with your dad and talk about the dangers of drugs afterwards...

David.
12-06-2004, 10:03 PM
Yeah man, you ARE awesome.

oh god, where is MOhillbilly

Saulbadguy
12-06-2004, 10:03 PM
You know, Jimmy Stewart is the star of the month on TCM...maybe you should watch one or two with your dad and talk about the dangers of drugs afterwards...
Ever catch the SNL with Jim Carrey playing Jimmy Stewart, on the "Joe Pesci show"?

Pants
12-06-2004, 10:04 PM
Ever catch the SNL with Jim Carrey playing Jimmy Stewart, on the "Joe Pesci show"?

ROFL

That shit is classic. I like the whole baseball bat bit.

Jenson71
12-06-2004, 10:05 PM
Ever catch the SNL with Jim Carrey playing Jimmy Stewart, on the "Joe Pesci show"?
ROFL

Carrey should have won an emmy... I saw it when Comedy Central did it's Top 100 SNL shows and it was no. 1

That was classic, along with the lifeguard skit...

Saulbadguy
12-06-2004, 10:05 PM
Every time a guido screams an angel gets its wings!

Miles
12-06-2004, 10:06 PM
You know, Jimmy Stewart is the star of the month on TCM...maybe you should watch one or two with your dad and talk about the dangers of drugs afterwards...

Interesting...I had no idea he was a burnout.

Jenson71
12-06-2004, 10:09 PM
http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/soundclips/saturdaynight.html

marsaray
12-06-2004, 10:13 PM
Don't go there could be spyware... Or porn ads. Or worse pictures of saul's ex-girlfriends.

Jenson71
12-06-2004, 10:24 PM
That's endelt, noob.

Logical
12-06-2004, 10:50 PM
You know, Jimmy Stewart is the star of the month on TCM...maybe you should watch one or two with your dad and talk about the dangers of drugs afterwards...

OKAY I am mystified. what do the danger of drugs and Jimmy Stewart have in common?

Jenson71
12-06-2004, 10:52 PM
OKAY I am mystified. what do the danger of drugs and Jimmy Stewart have in common?

Well, nothing. But parents should always spend time telling their children about the dangers of drugs. I saw it on a commericial.

Logical
12-06-2004, 11:35 PM
Well, nothing. But parents should always spend time telling their children about the dangers of drugs. I saw it on a commericial.Some of those commercials are as mystifying as they can be in their message.

Pitt Gorilla
12-06-2004, 11:39 PM
Make it about some kid with no discernable intellect, who can't spell, and posts on bulletin boards.

elvomito
12-07-2004, 04:32 AM
shanarat being eaten by an owl

Count Alex's Losses
12-07-2004, 04:53 AM
Just try to make it halfway decent this time. I LOVE Star Wars and I HATED your flash.

Ultra Peanut
12-07-2004, 05:09 AM
You've all been spoiled by me.

Most kids writ lik ths. i think it sux tho. mkay? thxby...wut s rng wit u huh y u gtta b all n my grill lk that huh

Ultra Peanut
12-07-2004, 05:11 AM
Some of those commercials are as mystifying as they can be in their message.The one with the little girl on the bike getting run over is AWESOME.