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Count Alex's Losses
12-07-2004, 05:26 PM
We have several here, wouldn't you agree?

I didn't give a whole lot of thought to the process, just chose a few popular names and tried to avoid including people that are obviously non-homers.

Poll forthcoming.

ENDelt260
12-07-2004, 05:28 PM
Vlad Logicslav. Easily.
lazarus comes in second.

tk13
12-07-2004, 05:28 PM
Vlad Logicslav. Far and away.

ChiefsFire
12-07-2004, 05:28 PM
homo?

tk13
12-07-2004, 05:29 PM
ROFL Damn you ENDelt.

ENDelt260
12-07-2004, 05:29 PM
ROFL Damn you ENDelt.
ROFL When I saw that you'd posted, I hoped this was what I'd find when I clicked inside.

Logical
12-07-2004, 05:31 PM
DenverChief (ok so he is as far as I know the only admitted one on Chiefs Planet)

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-07-2004, 05:32 PM
Big Chief Homer

|Zach|
12-07-2004, 05:34 PM
Big Chief Homer
ROFL

Count Alex's Losses
12-07-2004, 05:34 PM
Forgot both of those, if a willing moderator would edit the poll and take out some of the less deserving names I would appreciate it.

tk13
12-07-2004, 05:34 PM
Hmmm, he thought highly enough of me to list me second. I don't think that's a good thing....

Logical
12-07-2004, 05:34 PM
Wow how can you leave PhilFree off this survery. This just proves to me you do not pay attention. Especially when you put someone like gobo on the list.:shake:

Count Alex's Losses
12-07-2004, 05:35 PM
Hmmm, he thought highly enough of me to list me second. I don't think that's a good thing....

Shut up, homer.

Rain Man
12-07-2004, 05:35 PM
If I vote for myself, does that make me a bigger homer than if I don't know to vote for myself?

8-8 will sneak us into the playoffs, baby!

Count Alex's Losses
12-07-2004, 05:35 PM
Wow how can you leave PhilFree off this survery. This just proves to me you do not pay attention. Especially when you put someone like gobo on the list.:shake:

I pay plenty of attention. I just pay more attention to some names than others. PhilFree just does not pop into my head when I think homer, sorry. He doesn't really register in any manner...how can you with a name like PhilFree?

Rain Man
12-07-2004, 05:35 PM
I had to vote for Cashman, or as his friends call him, "Jerome Woods."

Logical
12-07-2004, 05:36 PM
ROFL He put NaptownChief on the list that is tantamount to having me or lazarus on the list.

tk13
12-07-2004, 05:36 PM
Shut up, homer.
Stick it in your ear, light saber boy...

ENDelt260
12-07-2004, 05:37 PM
ROFL He put NaptownChief on the list that is tantamount to having me or lazarus on the list.
Haha. I didn't notice that.

Count Alex's Losses
12-07-2004, 05:38 PM
Stick it in your ear, light saber boy...

Just so you know, I didn't vote for you.

Count Alex's Losses
12-07-2004, 05:38 PM
Haha. I didn't notice that.

Please edit the list and throw DenverChief on there in his place.

ENDelt260
12-07-2004, 05:39 PM
Please edit the list and throw DenverChief on there in his place.
No.

tk13
12-07-2004, 05:39 PM
Besides myself, I'd take exception to DaWolf as well... I think he's very objective...

Count Alex's Losses
12-07-2004, 05:39 PM
No.

Fair enough, I am just trying to give people more viable options.

Count Alex's Losses
12-07-2004, 05:40 PM
Looks like CASHMAN is running away with it.

TREAT PEOPLE THE WAY THAT YOU WANT TO BE TREATED!

Pants
12-07-2004, 05:42 PM
NaptownChief gets my vote...

Skip Towne
12-07-2004, 05:43 PM
You let the dipshit have one post a day and he is immediately screwing things up, bothering the mods, etc. He should be band.

Logical
12-07-2004, 05:43 PM
Looks like CASHMAN is running away with it.

TREAT PEOPLE THE WAY THAT YOU WANT TO BE TREATED!

People must be voting for Yankee homers.;)

Rain Man
12-07-2004, 05:44 PM
You let the dipshit have one post a day and he is immediately screwing things up, bothering the mods, etc. He should be band.


I vote to make him Tony Orlando and Dawn.

Baby Lee
12-07-2004, 05:44 PM
Can I just say; that to have high expectations of the team AND take them to task when they don't meet expectations is not incompatible with being a homer. I'm willing to bet I'm one of the few who think this team can beat any other team in the league, in any venue, IF THEY PUT THEIR MINDS TO IT.

Logical
12-07-2004, 05:45 PM
I vote to make him Tony Orlando and Dawn.

Wouldn't that be a duet.

bogie
12-07-2004, 05:46 PM
I vote for me. A newb homer it's a great combo.

Logical
12-07-2004, 05:46 PM
Can I just say; that to have high expectations of the team AND take them to task when they don't meet expectations is not incompatible with being a homer. I'm willing to bet I'm one of the few who think this team can beat any other team in the league, in any venue, IF THEY PUT THEIR MINDS TO IT.Actually I believe that. Just not on any sort of consistent basis.

4th and Long
12-07-2004, 05:47 PM
Alright, which one of you cluebags voted for me?

I am far and away NOT a homer.

As far as this team is concerned, this year anyway, ...

David.
12-07-2004, 05:48 PM
Definitely digi2fish. :D

Rain Man
12-07-2004, 05:48 PM
Wouldn't that be a duet.

There were two Dawns, I think. The name should have been Tony Orlando and Dawns.



Or wait. Who was that guy who had the two cute Japanese chicks? Anyone remember him? He had a variety show for about three weeks in the 70s or 80s.

Wile_E_Coyote
12-07-2004, 05:49 PM
did they really think this through

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=34943&stc=1

4th and Long
12-07-2004, 05:52 PM
did they really think this through

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=34943&stc=1
Beats me. Thats actually a pic of some Texas Longhorn fans that I quickly, and quite sloppily I might add, doctored in Photoshop. :p
http://www.wodka-apfelsaft.de/we-suck.jpg
:D

Count Alex's Losses
12-07-2004, 05:53 PM
You let the dipshit have one post a day and he is immediately screwing things up, bothering the mods, etc. He should be band.

This is just as important as any Rain Man poll.

As for being a band, I choose AC-DC.

Wile_E_Coyote
12-07-2004, 05:54 PM
"Thats actually a pic of some Texas Longhorn fans that I quickly, and quite sloppily I might add, doctored in Photoshop. :p"


that makes the Arrowhead crowd much easier to maneuver through

Skip Towne
12-07-2004, 05:55 PM
I vote to make him Tony Orlando and Dawn.
Great idea.

Jenny Gump
12-07-2004, 05:56 PM
I am by far, the biggest homer.

R&GHomer
12-07-2004, 05:57 PM
I voted for myself. Hey, the name says it all.

Rain Man
12-07-2004, 05:57 PM
I am by far, the biggest homer.


hoMER. We're talking about hoMERs.

Count Alex's Losses
12-07-2004, 05:59 PM
Ooh. Who voted for me? I'm betting my love affair with all things wide receiver dunnit. ROFL

tk13
12-07-2004, 05:59 PM
I am by far, the biggest homer.
You spelled "hummer" wrong.

Logical
12-07-2004, 06:00 PM
This is just as important as any Rain Man poll.

As for being a band, I choose AC-DC.

Well it is important in that you have created another vehicle for the CP populous to make fun of you.

Count Alex's Losses
12-07-2004, 06:00 PM
Well it is important in that you have created another vehicle for the CP populous to make fun of you.

Whatever gets traffic up.

Jenny Gump
12-07-2004, 06:00 PM
hoMER. We're talking about hoMERs.

Oh. Well, in that case...Phil.

Count Alex's Losses
12-07-2004, 06:03 PM
Oh. Well, in that case...Phil.

I purposely left Phil off. He has shown time and time again he is not a homer. He's not even in love with Trent Green.

I considered ENDelt260, but he doesn't post about the Chiefs enough to qualify.

Jenny Gump
12-07-2004, 06:05 PM
Oh...I didn't understand the question....of course I would give Trent Green a hummer.

Count Alex's Losses
12-07-2004, 06:11 PM
Oh...I didn't understand the question....of course I would give Trent Green a hummer.

You know what they say about guys with great forearms..and great teeth...

Jenny Gump
12-07-2004, 06:12 PM
You know what they say about guys with great forearms..and great teeth...

Wow. I guess in my sick little mind I figured only the good-looking CP members paid attention to my admissions of fetish desires. I feel dirty.

4th and Long
12-07-2004, 06:13 PM
Wow. I guess in my sick little mind I figured only the good-looking CP members paid attention to my admissions of fetish desires. I feel dirty.
ROFL ROFL ROFL

tk13
12-07-2004, 06:16 PM
Wow. I guess in my sick little mind I figured only the good-looking CP members paid attention to my admissions of fetish desires. I feel dirty.
ROFL Wow that's the harshest thing I've ever read. I guess as a dorky little woman-oggling pants-creaming internet dweeb*, I have no room to talk....


*Via the Clint in Wichita Internet Encyclopedia, First edition

2bikemike
12-07-2004, 06:19 PM
I picked R&G Homer because he has Homer in his name.

Dartgod
12-07-2004, 06:30 PM
Taco John should be listed.


Hey, you just said homer, not Chiefs homer...

Count Alex's Losses
12-07-2004, 06:30 PM
Taco John should be listed.


Hey, you just said homer, not Chiefs homer...

The rival fan homer poll will be posted tomorrow.

shaneo69
12-07-2004, 06:37 PM
NMT1 definitely needs to be on there.

Rain Man
12-07-2004, 06:39 PM
Wow. I guess in my sick little mind I figured only the good-looking CP members paid attention to my admissions of fetish desires. I feel dirty.

I didn't think there were any good-looking CP members, but then of course I've only met about 50 of them.

|Zach|
12-07-2004, 06:43 PM
This results of this so far are a bit suprising.

Pants
12-07-2004, 06:53 PM
Wow. I guess in my sick little mind I figured only the good-looking CP members paid attention to my admissions of fetish desires. I feel dirty.

Now that was a bit *itchy, innit?

David.
12-07-2004, 06:57 PM
I've got tickets, but I don't feel like walking to the arena since I have bronchitis..

Pants
12-07-2004, 07:01 PM
I've got tickets, but I don't feel like walking to the arena since I have bronchitis..

What?

David.
12-07-2004, 07:04 PM
What?

wtf? How'd that get there. That was supposed to be in the MU/Ark thread.

FloridaChief
12-07-2004, 07:24 PM
What in the f*ck is my name doing on this god-damned list, you puny, driving-in-circles motherf*cker??!?

:cuss:

HolmeZz
12-07-2004, 07:41 PM
Whoa whoa whoa whoa....

What the hell does bronchitis have to do with walking? :cuss:

David.
12-07-2004, 07:42 PM
Whoa whoa whoa whoa....

What the hell does bronchitis have to do with walking? :cuss:

It's cold and hurts my throat, plus I feel like shit. OKAY SO I'M A BIG PUSSY I CAN'T HELP IT

Count Alex's Losses
12-07-2004, 07:43 PM
What in the f*ck is my name doing on this god-damned list, you puny, driving-in-circles motherf*cker??!?

:cuss:

Sorry, I just thing "FloridaChief" and I think "homer."

Ugly Duck
12-07-2004, 07:44 PM
Taco.

Thig Lyfe
12-07-2004, 07:44 PM
ROFL Damn you ENDelt.

I agree.

FloridaChief
12-07-2004, 07:45 PM
Sorry, I just thing "FloridaChief" and I think "homer."

Yeah. Kinda like I just think "UserName" and I think "Gunther_Fan"....

shaneo69
12-07-2004, 07:48 PM
Yeah. Kinda like I just think "UserName" and I think "Gunther_Fan"....

If I had a dollar for every time you....

Fairplay
12-07-2004, 07:48 PM
After a lot of thought and consideration, my vote goes to KcMizzou.

David.
12-07-2004, 07:48 PM
I'm kinda disappointed I didn't make this list.

Count Alex's Losses
12-07-2004, 07:49 PM
I'm kinda disappointed I didn't make this list.

You don't post enough about the Chiefs to qualify.

Big Chief Homer
12-07-2004, 08:08 PM
Big Chief Homer


WOO HOO!!!!!!!


i got a mention in a poll!!!!!


(sniff) i feel so loved and accepted (sniff)

patteeu
12-07-2004, 08:25 PM
Why did you put the Gaz option in the middle of the poll? That's not the way it's done around here.

Fairplay
12-07-2004, 09:04 PM
wtf?

philfree
12-07-2004, 09:05 PM
I'm kinda disappointed I didn't make this list.


Ditto.

PhilFree :arrow:

David.
12-07-2004, 09:06 PM
You don't post enough about the Chiefs to qualify.

pft, you don't get 5000+ posts in a year by posting only offtopic.

Logical
12-07-2004, 09:09 PM
You know what they say about guys with great forearms..and great teeth...They brush their teeth with a 20 pound toothbrush?

Logical
12-07-2004, 09:10 PM
Ditto.

PhilFree :arrow:

In all honesty this list is terribly lacking without you and nmt1. There are also a ton of people on the list that do not belong. Username is simply a spaz.

stevieray
12-07-2004, 09:10 PM
I hope I win this poll.

Bowser
12-07-2004, 09:13 PM
I wonder what made ENDelt vote for GoatCheese?

Fairplay
12-07-2004, 09:17 PM
I hope I win this poll.




Keep pimping for votes, bribery is accepted here.

Count Alex's Losses
12-07-2004, 09:23 PM
pft, you don't get 5000+ posts in a year by posting only offtopic.

On the contrary....

Count Alex's Losses
12-07-2004, 09:25 PM
In all honesty this list is terribly lacking without you and nmt1. There are also a ton of people on the list that do not belong. Username is simply a spaz.

Firstly, I spent maybe five minutes culling the list of usernames. I don't really have a good mental picture of who is and who is not a homer...I just went with gut instinct and tried to remember as best I could what I have read.

Secondly, call me GoChiefs. Or at least Meatpeeker. ROFL

stevieray
12-07-2004, 09:27 PM
Keep pimping for votes, bribary is accepted here.

who cares if it's spelled wrong?

please vote for me.... :deevee:

Logical
12-07-2004, 09:30 PM
I hope I win this poll.Well of the names on here you got my vote. Clear winner among these posters. Course PhilFree would have trounced you IMO as he is a blind lunatic fringe homer.

Count Alex's Losses
12-07-2004, 09:34 PM
Well of the names on here you got my vote. Clear winner among these posters. Course PhilFree would have trounced you IMO as he is a blind lunatic fringe homer.

FDE is pretty homerish but I don't think he's too happy with Jerome Woods.

Fairplay
12-07-2004, 09:36 PM
I must not post when Cashmen is on, why do you think he got the most votes?

stevieray
12-07-2004, 09:37 PM
Well of the names on here you got my vote. Clear winner among these posters. Course PhilFree would have trounced you IMO as he is a blind lunatic fringe homer.

Thank ya very much.

stevieray
12-07-2004, 09:38 PM
FDE is pretty homerish but I don't think he's too happy with Jerome Woods.

Pretty homerish...? Dressing up in cold weather in a losing season? Anyways, I'm happy with Harts and Pile. That has to count for something.

philfree
12-07-2004, 09:40 PM
Well of the names on here you got my vote. Clear winner among these posters. Course PhilFree would have trounced you IMO as he is a blind lunatic fringe homer.

I really resent the "blind" and "fringe" reference in your post. As far being a lunatic is concerned I'm pretty sure that if you filled out your Will today it would easily be thrown out of court.


PhilFree :arrow:

Count Alex's Losses
12-07-2004, 09:42 PM
Pretty homerish...? Dressing up in cold weather in a losing season? Anyways, I'm happy with Harts and Pile. That has to count for something.

homerish /= fairweather

stevieray
12-07-2004, 09:44 PM
homerish /= fairweather

fairweather? I don't think so.

:shake:

Count Alex's Losses
12-07-2004, 09:44 PM
fairweather? I don't think so.

:shake:

Yes, that's my point.

papasmurf
12-07-2004, 09:49 PM
I guess everyone was afraid of papa.

Count Alex's Losses
12-07-2004, 09:49 PM
I guess everyone was afraid of papa.

You don't post enough.

BigRedChief
12-07-2004, 09:50 PM
If it wasn't for King Carl I would have made the list.

Dammit Carl! :cuss:

papasmurf
12-07-2004, 09:52 PM
You don't post enough.

3000 more than you shithead

Count Alex's Losses
12-07-2004, 09:53 PM
3000 more than you shithead

I meant in recent Chiefsplanet history.

BTW I have at LEAST 10,000 posts on this site.

jAZ
12-07-2004, 10:11 PM
KCJohnny...

Logical
12-07-2004, 10:14 PM
I meant in recent Chiefsplanet history.

BTW I have at LEAST 10,000 posts on this site.Much to the chagrin of most of us.

Count Alex's Losses
12-07-2004, 10:15 PM
Much to the chagrin of most of us.

Or possibly even the Chagrin.

Logical
12-07-2004, 10:31 PM
Or possibly even the Chagrin.Admit it you have no clue what the word means.

Count Alex's Losses
12-07-2004, 10:32 PM
Admit it you have no clue what the word means.

I most certainly do. You're just annoyed that I spelling nazi'd your ass. ROFL

David.
12-07-2004, 10:35 PM
I most certainly do. You're just annoyed that I spelling nazi'd your ass. ROFL

:spock:

Count Alex's Losses
12-07-2004, 10:39 PM
I'm the spelling f*cking masta:

David.
12-07-2004, 10:45 PM
I'm the spelling f*cking masta:

....he spelled it right dickshit

Count Alex's Losses
12-07-2004, 10:46 PM
....he spelled it right dickshit

Once again you are a day late and a dollar short. Or perhaps a brain short.

David.
12-07-2004, 10:49 PM
Once again you are a day late and a dollar short. Or perhaps a brain short.

what did he edit it?

Count Alex's Losses
12-07-2004, 10:54 PM
what did he edit it?

Quite obviously.

David.
12-07-2004, 10:59 PM
Quite obviously.

but he edited it before you could correct him, so it was probably a typing error, so in essence you win at nothing.

Count Alex's Losses
12-07-2004, 11:01 PM
but he edited it before you could correct him, so it was probably a typing error, so in essence you win at nothing.

No he edited it after, it was quite clear. Then he also edited my quote of his incorrect post.

It was clearly an error. Spelling "Chagrin" with an S is no mistake.

Hooked on Phonics worked for Vlad.

David.
12-07-2004, 11:02 PM
No he edited it after, it was quite clear. Then he also edited my quote of his incorrect post.

It was clearly an error. Spelling "Chagrin" with an S is no mistake.

Hooked on Phonics worked for Vlad.

...haha, vlad is an idiot.


:p

Count Alex's Losses
12-07-2004, 11:04 PM
...haha, vlad is an idiot.


:p

I'm glad you're here to tell us these things.

David.
12-07-2004, 11:06 PM
I'm glad you're here to tell us these things.


oh don't worry, you're still the biggest idiot on CP

Count Alex's Losses
12-07-2004, 11:07 PM
oh don't worry, you're still the biggest idiot on CP

You would know since you've been here for all my antics.

David.
12-07-2004, 11:08 PM
You would know since you've been here for all my antics.

actually I lurked here for about a year before I started posting, I've seen most your idiocy.

Count Alex's Losses
12-07-2004, 11:09 PM
actually I lurked here for about a year before I started posting, I've seen most your idiocy.

Even if that is true (which I doubt) you missed even more before then.

David.
12-07-2004, 11:12 PM
Even if that is true (which I doubt) you missed even more before then.

:shrug: you can doubt all you want, I know you made the threads with the pop ups that crashed people's computers, you made the comment about military people that got you banned. You were posting spam threads when Christian Okoye (I believe) came to CP and THAT got you banned. I remember you came back as Eric Draven. I've seen the meatpeaking thread. In other words, I've seen your shit, and you're a douchebag.

David.
12-07-2004, 11:13 PM
maybe it was Kimble Anders....shit I don't remember, what I DO know is that you're a dumbass.

Count Alex's Losses
12-07-2004, 11:13 PM
I know you made the threads with the pop ups that crashed people's computers

You were posting spam threads when Christian Okoye (I believe) came to CP and THAT got you banned.


Both wrong.

David.
12-07-2004, 11:15 PM
Both wrong.

I'm pretty sure it's not. The pop up thing may have not been a pop up, but it did something that crashed either Frazod or JOhn's computer, I don't remember which.

Count Alex's Losses
12-07-2004, 11:16 PM
I'm pretty sure it's not. The pop up thing may have not been a pop up, but it did something that crashed either Frazod or JOhn's computer, I don't remember which.

I certainly didn't make any threads about it. I wasn't the first one either.

I suggest you drop your argument, it is going nowhere.

tk13
12-07-2004, 11:18 PM
Both wrong.
Nope, I think he's right about that Okoye thing, I remember that.... Phobia didn't want a Chiefs player coming to the board and seeing that the whole front page was spammed up....

David.
12-07-2004, 11:18 PM
I certainly didn't make any threads about it. I wasn't the first one either.

I suggest you drop your argument, it is going nowhere.

:shrug: It's not really an argument, I'm just trying to prove that i lurked here before. I think my facts are close enough to prove that I did.

Count Alex's Losses
12-07-2004, 11:21 PM
Nope, I think he's right about that Okoye thing, I remember that.... Phobia didn't want a Chiefs player coming to the board and seeing that the whole front page was spammed up....

I certainly wasn't spamming the board at that time.

Count Alex's Losses
12-07-2004, 11:21 PM
:shrug: It's not really an argument, I'm just trying to prove that i lurked here before. I think my facts are close enough to prove that I did.

Poor David...always swimming against the tide.

David.
12-07-2004, 11:23 PM
Poor David...always swimming against the tide.

....ahaha, okay. You're a huge fag.

Count Alex's Losses
12-07-2004, 11:24 PM
....ahaha, okay. You're a huge fag.

Smoke me.

David.
12-07-2004, 11:25 PM
Smoke me.

good one?

Count Alex's Losses
12-07-2004, 11:27 PM
good one?

I'm glad you enjoyed it.

tk13
12-07-2004, 11:27 PM
I certainly wasn't spamming the board at that time.
Actually I think you're the reason nobody got their autographs... he said "I see gochiefs, no autographs."

David.
12-07-2004, 11:28 PM
I'm glad you enjoyed it.

well, pleasing other men is what you do best.

SPchief
12-08-2004, 12:39 AM
.

Rausch
12-08-2004, 01:11 AM
HTF did I not make the Homer list?

go bowe
12-08-2004, 01:31 AM
this list makes no sense...

but then again, why am i surprised by that?

gochiefs strikes again...

KCTitus
12-08-2004, 07:08 AM
I nominate this as the best thread ever...primarily because it has my name in it.

I want to thank the two posters who voted for me.

Seriously, though, this list is not complete without having lazarus on the list. That guy drinks more kool aid than Jim Jones.

BigRedChief
12-08-2004, 08:26 AM
HTF did I not make the Homer list?

Maybe your blind faith in King Carl?

KCTitus
12-08-2004, 08:32 AM
Maybe your blind faith in King Carl?

What does 'homer' mean to you anyway?


~may have found a possible new Lexicon entry~

Skip Towne
12-08-2004, 08:39 AM
:shrug: you can doubt all you want, I know you made the threads with the pop ups that crashed people's computers, you made the comment about military people that got you banned. You were posting spam threads when Christian Okoye (I believe) came to CP and THAT got you banned. I remember you came back as Eric Draven. I've seen the meatpeaking thread. In other words, I've seen your shit, and you're a douchebag.
You forgot his plane crash comments.

gblowfish
12-08-2004, 09:41 AM
Biggest Homer is Rufus Dawes. :p

BigRedChief
12-08-2004, 10:21 AM
Biggest Homer is Rufus Dawes. :p

Ding. Ding. Ding. We have a winner.:thumb:

Rausch
12-08-2004, 05:37 PM
Maybe your blind faith in King Carl?

Wouldn't that make me MORE of a homer?