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ROYC75
12-08-2004, 10:24 AM
Since the Holidays are here, what song is it that gets you into the holiday spirit ?

marsaray
12-08-2004, 10:26 AM
I personally enjoy hearing the sound track from resident evil and silent hill.

MOhillbilly
12-08-2004, 10:27 AM
Baaahhhhh HUMBUG!!!!!!

cadmonkey
12-08-2004, 10:27 AM
Merry f*cking Christmas by Dennis Leary

Skip Towne
12-08-2004, 10:29 AM
Walking in a Winter Wonderland - Ann Murray

Iowanian
12-08-2004, 10:33 AM
I'm a fan of the South Park Christmas songs.

Cartman's "Oh Holy Night" is pretty fine and "merry Effing Christmas" is also nice.

Wile_E_Coyote
12-08-2004, 10:34 AM
a young Kim Basigner playing suction sound jingle bells on her twat with a candy kane

Jenson71
12-08-2004, 02:49 PM
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, pretty much by anyone especially the original Judy Garland. Bing Crosby's great too, also in The Godfather...

MichaelH
12-08-2004, 02:52 PM
a young Kim Basigner playing suction sound jingle bells on her twat with a candy kane

Well then... I don't know how to top that one.

bogie
12-08-2004, 02:57 PM
White Christmas by Bing Crosby. It's also my favorite Christmas move.

jollymon
12-08-2004, 02:58 PM
Old Hippie Christmas Bellamy Brothers comes to mind.


Also Merry Christmas from the Family by Robert Earl Keen comes to mind also.

Devin Vierth
12-08-2004, 03:00 PM
Hark! The Herald Angels Sing

Hark! the herald angels sing
Glory to the new-born King!
Peace on earth and mercy mild,
God and sinners reconciled!
Joyful, all ye nations, rise,
Join the triumph of the skies;
With the angelic host proclaim
Christ is born in Bethlehem!
Hark! the herald angels sing
Glory to the new-born King!

Christ, by highest heaven adored;
Christ, the everlasting Lord;
Late in time behold him come,
Offspring of the Virgin's womb.
Veiled in flesh the Godhead see;
Hail the incarnate Deity,
Pleased as man with man to dwell;
Jesus, our Emmanuel!
Mild he lays his glory by,
Born that man no more may die,
Born to raise the sons of earth,
Born to give them second birth.
Risen with healing in his wings,
Light and life to all he brings,
Hail, the Sun of Righteousness!
Hail, the heaven-born Prince of Peace!
Hail the Heaven-born Prince of Peace
Hail the Son of Righteousness
Light and life to all He brings
Risen with healing in His wings
Mild He lay His glory by
Born that man no more may die

Come Desire of Nations come,
Fix in us thy humble home.
Rise, the woman's conquering Seed,
Bruise in us the serpent's head.
Adam's likeness now efface
Stamp thine image in its place

Skip Towne
12-08-2004, 03:04 PM
I also kinda like that one about chipmunks roasting on an open fire.

ChiTown
12-08-2004, 03:07 PM
"A Brutal Christmas - A CHRISTMAS GONE METAL"

It rocks.......... :banghead:

seclark
12-08-2004, 03:10 PM
"'Zat You, Santa Claus?" by louis armstrong
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stumppy
12-08-2004, 03:14 PM
I don't really have a fav. song. But my fav. poem, that gets printed on all the cards we send out is:


Money's scarce
Times are hard
Here's your fuggin
Christmas Card.

memyselfI
12-08-2004, 04:20 PM
Happy Christmas-John Lennon, who was murdered 24 years ago today. RIP, John. I couldn't bear to hear the song for many years after that. Now it's my favorite.

Saulbadguy
12-08-2004, 04:22 PM
Whatever they play at Macy's.

Donger
12-08-2004, 04:22 PM
Anything by the Chipmunks.

Jenson71
12-08-2004, 04:24 PM
Anything by the Chipmunks.

"I still want a hula hoop..."

Every child's dream...

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-08-2004, 04:34 PM
"You're A Mean One Mr. Grinch" by Theryl Ravenscraft. The only Christmas song I've ever liked.

DaKCMan AP
12-08-2004, 04:42 PM
The Lonely Jew on Christmas - Performed By Kyle Broflofski With Special Celebrity

It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas.
My friends wont let me join in any games.
And I cant sing Christmas songs
Or decorate a Christmas tree
Or leave water out for Rudolph
`Cause there's something wrong with me.
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity.

I'm a Jew,
A lonely Jew
On Christmas.

Hanukkah is nice but why is it
That Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating ham I have to eat kosher latkes
Instead of Silent Night I'm singing
Hoo Hact Toh Gaveesh
And what the **** is up with lighting all these
****ing candles tell me please?!

I'm a Jew,
A lonely Jew
I can't be merry
`Cause I'm Hebrew
On Christmas.

Celebrity Guest: Hey little boy I couldn't help but hear
Your feeling left out of Christmas cheer
And I've come to say that you shouldn't be sad
This is the one month you should be glad

`Cause its nice to be a Jew on Christmas.
You don't have to deal with the season at all.
You don't have to be on your best behavior or give to charity.
You don't have to have to go to grandma's house with your alcoholic family.

Kyle: And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap
And have him breath is stinky breath on me.

Celebrity Guest: That's right, your a Jew!

Kyle: A styling Jew!

Together: Its a good time to be Hebrew,
On Christmas...

Celebrity Guest: On Christmas

Joe Seahawk
12-08-2004, 04:56 PM
I like Ray Charles "That spirit of Christmas"
(it's the one Clark Griswald is listening to when he gets locked in the attic and watches old movies..)

Also, "Sleigh Ride" Ella Fitzgerald version..:thumb:

Fairplay
12-08-2004, 04:58 PM
Oh, you would have to ask me my favorite Chirstams song i have so many. Where do i begin? Heres a song complete with lyrics that rank right up there, it brings a tear to my eye...........




Silver Shells

City sidewalks, bloody sidewalks,
slick with holiday gore,
in the air there's a smell of explosives. Children wailing, people screaming,
as they run for their lives,
from the gunman who has taken the store.

Silver bells, shotgun shells,
It's Christmas time in the city.
Rink ka-chink, hear them ring,
Today is your last Christmas day.

stevieray
12-08-2004, 05:00 PM
Blue Christmas by Elvis.

ChiefsFire
12-08-2004, 05:22 PM
that song by Jeff Foxworthy
12 pack of Bud
11 wrasslin tickets
10 of copehnagen
9 years probation
8 table dances
7packs of redman
6 cans of spam
5 FLANNEL SHIRTS
4 big mudtires
3 shotgun shells
2 hunting dogs
1 muussssssstang GTTTTTTTTT

Iowanian
12-08-2004, 05:25 PM
Jingle Fist.........Roy D Mercer

ChiefsFire
12-08-2004, 05:27 PM
Jingle Fist.........Roy D Mercer


that is a close second

tyton75
12-08-2004, 05:35 PM
a young Kim Basigner playing suction sound jingle bells on her twat with a candy kane


dude! seriously.. seek help

DRU
12-08-2004, 05:57 PM
Dave Matthews - Christmas Song

Wile_E_Coyote
12-08-2004, 06:07 PM
dude! seriously.. seek help

Being soused on Christmas Eve listening to Dolly Parton signing Hard Candy Christmas...Oh the scars

Jenson71
12-08-2004, 06:21 PM
http://musicradio.computer.net/mayyou.html

Jenson71
12-08-2004, 06:23 PM
http://musicradio.computer.net/mayyou.html

It's big in New York...

Deberg_1990
12-08-2004, 06:25 PM
"Christmas in Hollis" by Run DMC

Archie F. Swin
12-08-2004, 06:56 PM
"Oh, Holy Night"

Why is this interesting? i'm a Unitarian!

Brando
12-08-2004, 07:29 PM
"Spread 'Em Bitch, It's Christmas!" by me.

Nzoner
12-08-2004, 08:35 PM
I YUST GO NUTS AT CHRISTMAS

Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas
On that yolly holiday
Iíll go in the red like a knucklehead
Cuz I'll squander all my pay.

Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas
Shopping sure drives me berserk
On the day before, I rush in a store
Like a pure bewildered yerk.

I look at nightgowns for my wife
Those black ones trimmed in red
But I wonít know her size and so
She'll get a carpet sweeper instead.

Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas
When each kid hangs up his sock
It's a time for kids to flip their lids
While their papa goes in hock.


SPOKEN


On the night before Christmas
It's still in the house
My family is sleeping
So I'm quiet like a mouse.

I look at my watch and midnight is near
I think I'll sneak off for a cold glass of beer
Down at the corner the crowd is so merry
I end up by drinking about 12 Tom & Yerry

I get to bed late and gee whiz how I'm sleeping
When on to my bed those darn kids they come leaping
They sit on my face and they yump on my belly
And I'm quivering all over like a bowl full of yelly.

They scream Merry Christmas, and my poor wife and me
We stumble downstairs and she lights up the tree
My head is exploding, my mouth tastes like a pickle
I step on a skate and fall on a tricycle.

Yust before Christmas dinner I relax to a point
Then relatives start swarming all over the yoint
On Christmas I hug and I kiss my wife's mother
The rest of the year we don't speak to each other.

After dinner my Aunt and my wife's Uncle Louie
Get into an argument; they're both awful screwy
Then all my wife's family say Louie is right
And my goofy relations, they yoin in the fight.

Back in the corner the radio is playing
And over the racket Gabriel Heater is saying
"Peace on earth everybody and good will toward men"
And yust at that moment someone slugs Uncle Ben.

They all run outside whooping so the neighbors will hear
Oh, I'm so glad Merry Christmas comes yust once a year.

Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas
But I still have lots of fun
Yust the same as you, I enyoy it too

Merry Christmas Everyone!

Iowanian
12-08-2004, 09:50 PM
deeeeeck da harrr wif baowrs uf Horry
fa ra ra rara ra ra ra raaaaaaaaa

Tiiis da seeeezun Dtoooo be Joorrry
Fa rar ara arra ra ra ra ra ra

Jenson71
12-08-2004, 09:52 PM
deeeeeck da harrr wif baowrs uf Horry
fa ra ra rara ra ra ra raaaaaaaaa

Tiiis da seeeezun Dtoooo be Joorrry
Fa rar ara arra ra ra ra ra ra
ROFL

I wonder what chiefs4me thought about that brutal hacking off of the turkey head?

Iowanian
12-08-2004, 09:54 PM
dat was Cwimmas Duck

Jenson71
12-08-2004, 09:56 PM
Duck? Oh yeah...

:shake: Even worse...

Braincase
12-08-2004, 10:00 PM
It took the entire Trans Siberian Orchestra to the job, but it worked. I'd recommend the Christmas Trilogy set (3 CD's, 1 DVD) by TSO. Classical Strings and Electric Guitars. It moves me.

Nzoner
12-08-2004, 10:01 PM
deeeeeck da harrr wif baowrs uf Horry
fa ra ra rara ra ra ra raaaaaaaaa

Tiiis da seeeezun Dtoooo be Joorrry
Fa rar ara arra ra ra ra ra ra

Good call.

"My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master."

Mr. Kotter
12-08-2004, 10:08 PM
Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer.....

:thumb:

Boyceofsummer
12-08-2004, 10:10 PM
http://www.ilovewavs.com/Holidays/Xmas/cc/Jingle%20Bells%20by%20the%20Jingle%20Dogs.wav

Bowser
12-08-2004, 10:11 PM
If I may quote Chevy Chase.............

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

MERRRRYY Christmas.

Kiss my ass.

Kiss my ass.

Kiss his ass.

Kiss YOUR ass.

Happy Chanukah.

stevieray
12-08-2004, 10:45 PM
It took the entire Trans Siberian Orchestra to the job, but it worked. I'd recommend the Christmas Trilogy set (3 CD's, 1 DVD) by TSO. Classical Strings and Electric Guitars. It moves me.


I've heard Carol of the Bells....is the rest of the set as good?

Hydrae
12-08-2004, 10:53 PM
It took the entire Trans Siberian Orchestra to the job, but it worked. I'd recommend the Christmas Trilogy set (3 CD's, 1 DVD) by TSO. Classical Strings and Electric Guitars. It moves me.


:thumb: Good call!

David.
12-09-2004, 12:26 AM
blue christmas by tons of people

Braincase
12-09-2004, 05:01 AM
I've heard Carol of the Bells....is the rest of the set as good?

Better.

Kraut
12-09-2004, 05:03 AM
a young Kim Basigner playing suction sound jingle bells on her twat with a candy kane
:thumb: :thumb:

Frosty
12-09-2004, 07:39 AM
"You're A Mean One Mr. Grinch" by Theryl Ravenscraft. The only Christmas song I've ever liked.

Mojo Nixon's version is awesome.

My favorite carol is "Come, Oh Come, Emmanuel", particularly if it is done in a gothic theme, like Mannhiem Steamrollers' version. A close second is "Christmas Times a'coming", with Emmylou Harris' version as my favorite.

Another top song, which is my wife's favorite, is Bing Crosby/David Bowie's duet of "Little Drummer Boy/Peace on Earth".

Boney M's song "Mary's Boy Child/O My Lord" is another great song.