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Mr. Kotter
12-09-2004, 12:09 PM
I don't drink heavily very often, but a few nights back the wife and I had a few drinks....and a few more. We just usually don't do that nearly as much as we used to...

To make a long story short, it was one of the best nights we've had in quite a while--heh, heh. I can remember back in the day, doin' it while stoned a few times, but frankly those memories are much more "foggy" (which is too bad because that was kinda at the height of college, if you know what I mean. :banghead: )

What's your take? :hmmm:

Ari ümlaüt
12-09-2004, 12:11 PM
my wife takes in places she normally dont when she is drunk.

Pants
12-09-2004, 12:11 PM
Most definately sober, unless she's of the not-so-good-looking type. Don't know about stoned though.

Pants
12-09-2004, 12:12 PM
my wife takes in places she normally dont when she is drunk.

Aren't the 3 days up yet, G?

ChiefsOne
12-09-2004, 12:14 PM
Sober, maybe a little buzzed, but not drunk.

ROYC75
12-09-2004, 12:15 PM
At my age, anyway you can get it !

Some day I'll be like Skip, too old to get it !

HC_Chief
12-09-2004, 12:15 PM
Stoned.... it's amazing.

Drunk = clumsy.
Sober = same'ol.

ChiTown
12-09-2004, 12:16 PM
Just enough to numb the tip, but not enough to go limp....

David.
12-09-2004, 12:16 PM
Stoned definitely. It's the best.

Pants
12-09-2004, 12:17 PM
Stoned definitely. It's the best.

Midget sex good?

Calcountry
12-09-2004, 12:17 PM
Sober, maybe a little buzzed, but not drunk.
Lightly enebriated is the best.

I have a zero % record on pot, so I can't screw it up now.

Calcountry
12-09-2004, 12:18 PM
At my age, anyway you can get it !

Some day I'll be like Skip, too old to get it !
That too. lmao.

David.
12-09-2004, 12:18 PM
Midget sex good?

:spock: you lost me on that one.

Ari ümlaüt
12-09-2004, 12:20 PM
Aren't the 3 days up yet, G?

Yeah, but I think I may keep this username... i kinda like it.

also, let me clarify... i prefer when my wife is drunk and i am sober.

Pants
12-09-2004, 12:23 PM
Yeah, but I think I may keep this username... i kinda like it.

What??? Who gon' represent?

also, let me clarify... i prefer when my wife is drunk and i am sober.

Hahahaha.

Mr. Kotter
12-09-2004, 12:25 PM
Lightly enebriated is the best.

I have a zero % record on pot, so I can't screw it up now.

I shouldn't have said "drunk" I guess....because four or five drinks isn't sloppy/clumsy drunk. If I get that toasted, I just fall asleep.

So, I guess I'm saying 4-5 drink, buzzed is good for me. :hmmm:

Calcountry
12-09-2004, 12:27 PM
I shouldn't have said "drunk" I guess....because four or five drinks isn't sloppy/clumsy drunk. If I get that toasted, I just fall asleep.

So, I guess I'm saying 4-5 drink, buzzed is good for me. :hmmm:
I emphasised "enebriated" so as to differentiate from the pot buzz.

:p

Skip Towne
12-09-2004, 12:28 PM
At my age, anyway you can get it !

Some day I'll be like Skip, too old to get it !
I still like to look though. Kinda like a dog chasing cars, he doesn't really want to catch it.

ROYC75
12-09-2004, 12:33 PM
I still like to look though. Kinda like a dog chasing cars, he doesn't really want to catch it.

ROFL I hear ya, Bout all I do is look and wish now a days, wait till the wife is ready and willing,roll it all into a once a month session.

Pants
12-09-2004, 12:34 PM
ROFL I hear ya, Bout all I do is look and wish now a days, wait till the wife is ready and willing,roll it all into a once a month session.

Aigh, dude, not a good image.

ENDelt260
12-09-2004, 12:36 PM
I'll always remember the first time I had sex when both me and the gal where both really stoned. Man, that was great.

More often than not I have drunk sex, because... well, I'm just drunk a lot.

Mr. Kotter
12-09-2004, 12:37 PM
ROFL I hear ya, Bout all I do is look and wish now a days, wait till the wife is ready and willing,roll it all into a once a month session.

You hear the one about the clerk at the pharmacy waiting on a father and son who'd come into pick up their "annual supply" of condoms?

Yeah, she hands Dad a package of 12; and hands his 17 yr old son a gross. :banghead:

:)

go bowe
12-09-2004, 12:37 PM
I shouldn't have said "drunk" I guess....because four or five drinks isn't sloppy/clumsy drunk. If I get that toasted, I just fall asleep.

So, I guess I'm saying 4-5 drink, buzzed is good for me. :hmmm:yep, we've seen that! :p :p :p

David.
12-09-2004, 12:37 PM
I'll always remember the first time I had sex when both me and the gal where both really stoned. Man, that was great.

More often than not I have drunk sex, because... well, I'm just drunk a lot.

I hate drunk sex. My penis goes numb when I'm trashed.

ENDelt260
12-09-2004, 12:38 PM
yep, we've seen that! :p :p :p
Haha.

Mr. Kotter
12-09-2004, 12:38 PM
yep, we've seen that! :p :p :p

That also had to do with the 4 hours of sleep, and 5 hour drive I had to get there.... :p

Mr. Kotter
12-09-2004, 12:39 PM
I hate drunk sex. My penis goes numb when I'm trashed.

I'll bet the gal likes it though; as compared to a sober 10 second session.... :hmmm:

:p

David.
12-09-2004, 12:41 PM
I'll bet the gal likes it though; as compared to a sober 10 second session.... :hmmm:

:p

ROFL you're probably right.

Calcountry
12-09-2004, 12:41 PM
I'll always remember the first time I had sex when both me and the gal where both really stoned. Man, that was great.

More often than not I have drunk sex, because... well, I'm just drunk a lot.
Huh?, WTF are you talking about? You are drunk 24/7.

ROYC75
12-09-2004, 12:45 PM
Aigh, dude, not a good image.

Ha ha, yur day is coming, enjoy it now sonny boy ! :)

Mr. Kotter
12-09-2004, 12:55 PM
ROFL you're probably right.

That's okay....you are probably young enough, that the first "O" (sometimes even the second) doesn't even faze you, and you just keep going. Man, I thought it was always gonna be like that. :thumb:

Oh, the good ole days. :banghead:

Skip Towne
12-09-2004, 12:59 PM
Stoned.

Mr. Kotter
12-09-2004, 01:00 PM
Stoned.

I coulda guessed that one... :thumb:

:p

stumppy
12-09-2004, 01:20 PM
Stoned.

Considering how old skip is he probably means real stones.

Braincase
12-09-2004, 01:26 PM
Depends. How ugly is she and how much talking does she want to do?

Calcountry
12-09-2004, 01:31 PM
Hey, "stoned" is what they use to do to hookers, a long, long, time ago.

TheNextStep
12-09-2004, 01:41 PM
If we're basing it off of how old Skip is, he probably meant "Stonehenge"...

chiefs4me
12-09-2004, 01:47 PM
I still like to look though. Kinda like a dog chasing cars, he doesn't really want to catch it.


ROFLROFLROFL

chiefs4me
12-09-2004, 01:49 PM
ROFL I hear ya, Bout all I do is look and wish now a days, wait till the wife is ready and willing,roll it all into a once a month session.


oh you poor poor man,,,,,

Baby Lee
12-09-2004, 01:49 PM
Just enough to numb the tip, but not enough to go limp....
That is correct, sir. :thumb:

Calcountry
12-09-2004, 01:50 PM
ROFLROFLROFL
But look tough while chasing. ROFL

Rain Man
12-09-2004, 01:52 PM
I'm an all-American guy, so I've never done it drunk or stoned. Doesn't that make it harder to lock the handcuffs?

shakesthecat
12-09-2004, 01:55 PM
my wife takes in places she normally dont when she is drunk.

You mean like in the backseat of a Volkswagon?

Mr. Kotter
12-09-2004, 02:03 PM
I'm an all-American guy, so I've never done it drunk or stoned. Doesn't that make it harder to lock the handcuffs?

It's easier to use the whip, though.... :thumb:

patteeu
12-09-2004, 02:45 PM
It's better when the chick is drunk or stoned.

Signed,
Sebastion Janikowski

Rausch
12-09-2004, 03:06 PM
I say drunk.

badgirl
12-09-2004, 03:08 PM
I'd say ,anyway its all good

HC_Chief
12-09-2004, 03:09 PM
I'm an all-American guy, so I've never done it drunk or stoned. Doesn't that make it harder to lock the handcuffs?

Wouldn't the worry be "more difficult to <i>unlock</i> the handcuffs"?

*conjurs scene of the Swedish S&M haus from EuroTrip*

Count Alex's Losses
12-09-2004, 03:11 PM
There's nothing like a good case of Whiskey-dick.

RedNFeisty
12-09-2004, 03:12 PM
Being messed up somehow is always the funnest! Shouldn't there be other options to chose from? Not that I would know from experience but I have heard rumors.

Rausch
12-09-2004, 03:12 PM
There's nothing like a good case of Whiskey-dick.

Well, we know your sister enjoys it more when YOU'RE drunk... ROFL

MichaelH
12-09-2004, 03:15 PM
When I was in college, I dated a girl that was much more fun after a kegger. When she was sober, it was ok to slightly boring. When she was a little tipsy, it was great. One day, we got high and it was awesome. Now that I'm married, I long for even slightly boring sober sex.

HC_Chief
12-09-2004, 03:16 PM
lol

Count Alex's Losses
12-09-2004, 03:24 PM
Well, we know your sister enjoys it more when YOU'RE drunk... ROFL

Dude... :shake:

ROYC75
12-09-2004, 03:40 PM
oh you poor poor man,,,,,

No shiat,not only poor, but under sexed ! ROFL

Calcountry
12-09-2004, 03:42 PM
I'm an all-American guy, so I've never done it drunk or stoned. Doesn't that make it harder to lock the handcuffs?
No, but if you are drunk, it certainly eliminates getting a hummer while you are driving.

Calcountry
12-09-2004, 03:43 PM
When I was in college, I dated a girl that was much more fun after a kegger. When she was sober, it was ok to slightly boring. When she was a little tipsy, it was great. One day, we got high and it was awesome. Now that I'm married, I long for even slightly boring sober sex.
Aint that the truth.

ENDelt260
12-09-2004, 03:55 PM
No, but if you are drunk, it certainly eliminates getting a hummer while you are driving.
Didn't stop me.

Calcountry
12-09-2004, 04:03 PM
Didn't stop me.
Of course not, you are drunk 24/7.

R&GHomer
12-09-2004, 04:06 PM
I'm an all-American guy, so I've never done it drunk or stoned. Doesn't that make it harder to lock the handcuffs?

Not really. Finding the key might be a problem. ROFL

Mr. Kotter
12-09-2004, 04:31 PM
No, but if you are drunk, it certainly eliminates getting a hummer while you are driving.

My senior year of HS, I had a girlfriend whose specialty was that....I've never driven from Leavenworth to KC, or back without thinking of her. In retrospect, her technique needed work....but I sure wasn't complaining then.... ROFL

Rausch
12-09-2004, 04:59 PM
Dude... :shake:

Oh, it's a great joke for those who were here for your "I'm drunk" thread...

I'm not insinuating you make teh sexor with your sister, which I'm sure you already know.

Saggysack
12-09-2004, 05:01 PM
I've never really taken notice if it is better drunk, stoned, or sober. I know one thing for sure though, if they swallow it sure makes it all the more better.

Mr. Kotter
12-09-2004, 05:12 PM
I've never really taken notice if it is better drunk, stoned, or sober. I know one thing for sure though, if they swallow it sure makes it all the more better.

Good God, your girlfriend/wife is on a ventilator? I'm so sorry she eats by a tube....it's wonderful that she still has sex with you though. :thumb:

:hmmm:

Rain Man
12-09-2004, 05:14 PM
Good God, your girlfriend/wife is on a ventilator? I'm so sorry she eats by a tube....it's wonderful that she still has sex with you though. :thumb:

:hmmm:


She doesn't want to. She keeps blinking her eyes twice for 'no' the whole time.

Saggysack
12-09-2004, 05:17 PM
Good God, your girlfriend/wife is on a ventilator? I'm so sorry she eats by a tube....it's wonderful that she still has sex with you though. :thumb:

:hmmm:

I know, I wouldn't have sex with myself if I had the choice. I don't know why she keeps comin back for more, but, she does.

Saggysack
12-09-2004, 05:19 PM
YA HOOTIE!!!

go bowe
12-09-2004, 05:21 PM
I know, I wouldn't have sex with myself if I had the choice. I don't know why she keeps comin back for more, but, she does.then there's no danger of you going blind...

Calcountry
12-09-2004, 06:29 PM
She doesn't want to. She keeps blinking her eyes twice for 'no' the whole time.
Hey Rain Man, I liked your Avvy better when it was the dude walking with the Chiefs helmet on it.

:p

Jenny Gump
12-09-2004, 06:36 PM
I'm an all-American guy, so I've never done it drunk or stoned. Doesn't that make it harder to lock the handcuffs?

This is the perfect answer.

2bikemike
12-09-2004, 06:50 PM
IMHO its better straight and sober.

But I remember one time long ago I finally got the chance to hook up with this girl I really liked a lot in HS. She was pretty hot and never gave me much of a thought in HS. Well about 3 years after Graduation I met up with her in a bar and went back to her place.

I had been partaking of an illicit drug for about a week. And lo and behold I couldn't do the deed. :banghead: :cuss:

So I will stick with my straight and sober opinion.

Bowser
12-09-2004, 06:55 PM
Tipsy makes for good hoo-haa. Inhibitions are down and stamina is up.

Mr. Kotter
12-09-2004, 06:55 PM
IMHO its better straight...

That's true for most of us heterosexual types here...I think. :hmmm:

:p

2bikemike
12-09-2004, 07:00 PM
That's true for most of us heterosexual types here...I think. :hmmm:

:p

:banghead: Think before you type. :cuss:

Marty Mac Ver 2.0
12-09-2004, 07:07 PM
For yourself?

There's nothing like a good case of Whiskey-dick.

Count Alex's Losses
12-09-2004, 07:08 PM
For yourself?

Hey, it was the most fun I've had watching porn ever.

Mr. Kotter
12-09-2004, 08:32 PM
Hey, it was the most fun I've had watching porn ever.

ROFL

morphius
12-09-2004, 08:45 PM
Morphius has never been anything but sober, so, ummm, I'm gonna vote sober.

A partner that has had a couple drinks I have nothing against though :D

IA_Chiefs_fan
12-09-2004, 09:25 PM
My wife gets extremely horny when she drinks and is willing to try anything. When we go out I try to buy her several strwberry daquiries every chance I get!

Marty Mac Ver 2.0
12-09-2004, 10:09 PM
Morph-

You stole my avatar!! :cuss:

I had it first! :harumph:

:p

morphius
12-09-2004, 10:16 PM
Morph-

You stole my avatar!! :cuss:

I had it first! :harumph:

:p
No you didn't! I took it the first night, you just didn't post on the thread to see it. I had it, then Dartgod then You...

:D

And I have a story for my reason.

CosmicPal
12-09-2004, 10:36 PM
I've done it quite a bit drunk, quite a bit stoned, quite a bit both. The only times I've ever done it entirely sober was in the morning- and that is only if I look at her and breathe a sigh of relief I didn't pick up an ugly one the night before.

el borracho
12-09-2004, 10:58 PM
It's better when the chick is drunk or stoned.

Signed,
Sebastion Janikowski
Less mace, I imagine.

el borracho
12-09-2004, 11:04 PM
Not really. Finding the key might be a problem. ROFL
Just ask this guy:
http://www.movieactors.com/characters/characterBUTTONS/moranis.jpeg

el borracho
12-09-2004, 11:06 PM
Not really. Finding the key might be a problem. ROFL
Or it might be in here:
http://www.reconnections.net/Matrix%20Key%20Room.jpg

DenverChief
12-10-2004, 12:09 AM
drunk is too hard...stoned is too dry....sober is the best...or drunk on love :)

Marty Mac Ver 2.0
12-10-2004, 12:32 AM
Morph-

So this little kitten has been w/3 different guys?

What a slut!

go bowe
12-10-2004, 12:41 AM
drunk is too hard...stoned is too dry....sober is the best...or drunk on love :)too dry??

somehow, that doesn't sound good... :shake: :shake: :shake:

Mr. Kotter
12-10-2004, 12:43 AM
too dry??

somehow, that doesn't sound good... :shake: :shake: :shake:

I bit my tongue, John; but you just couldn't let it go..... ROFL

go bowe
12-10-2004, 12:52 AM
I bit my tongue, John; but you just couldn't let it go..... ROFLwho me? o:-)

Rausch
12-10-2004, 12:57 AM
Anything done sober can be enjoyed even better drunk, with the appropriate measures taken.

But then, your stomach acid on Frazod's car tends to dampen the spirit of the evening...

DenverChief
12-10-2004, 12:59 AM
Anything done sober can be enjoyed even better drunk, with the appropriate measures taken.

But then, your stomach acid on Frazod's car tends to dampen the spirit of the evening...ROFL

DenverChief
12-10-2004, 01:00 AM
too dry??

somehow, that doesn't sound good... :shake: :shake: :shake:ROFL you bastage...hey I'm in town...what you up to this weekend?

badgirl
12-10-2004, 12:16 PM
come to think of it, I can't remember much of the sex I had when I was drunk :banghead:

ENDelt260
12-10-2004, 12:45 PM
IMHO its better straight and sober.

Should I read this to mean that you've tried... uh, "non-straight" sex?

NTTAWWT

Demonpenz
12-10-2004, 12:46 PM
sex for charity is the best

ENDelt260
12-10-2004, 12:46 PM
I've done it quite a bit drunk, quite a bit stoned, quite a bit both. The only times I've ever done it entirely sober was in the morning- and that is only if I look at her and breathe a sigh of relief I didn't pick up an ugly one the night before.
Whoa. It's like I hacked your account or something.

ENDelt260
12-10-2004, 12:48 PM
But then, your stomach acid on Frazod's car tends to dampen the spirit of the evening...

No 'zodnookey for you that night, huh?