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SPchief
12-09-2004, 12:18 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5542361413&ssPageName=ADME:B:LC:US:1


ROFL

chiefs4me
12-09-2004, 12:53 PM
your an idiot

badgirl
12-09-2004, 01:38 PM
your an idiot
lets not be hasty now, just joking, but I'd say most women on this board has sons that age, I know I do, I would feel like a big perv, thanks anyway it was nice of you to think of us. :thumb:

ENDelt260
12-09-2004, 01:38 PM
your an idiot
This post rules.

Cochise
12-09-2004, 01:42 PM
This gives me an idea.

Raiderhader
12-09-2004, 01:43 PM
This post rules.

Yeah, that's quality.

memyselfI
12-09-2004, 01:44 PM
why would anyone pay for bad technique and pre-mature ejaculation????


:hmmm: :shake:

Donger
12-09-2004, 01:45 PM
why would anyone pay for bad technique and pre-mature ejaculation????


:hmmm: :shake:

Can we assume that you get it for free?

memyselfI
12-09-2004, 01:48 PM
Can we assume that you get it for free?

Never had personal experience with either problem...lucky me. But from what I hear they are quite common cuz I've heard lots of women complain about it...and not just on Sex and the City.

badgirl
12-09-2004, 01:49 PM
why would anyone pay for bad technique and pre-mature ejaculation????


:hmmm: :shake:
well for one, you could do it more than one time, and teach him a few things the next time, I kinda think that would be fun, relax, have some fun with this thread. Think of all the positive things. :thumb:

Rausch
12-09-2004, 01:50 PM
This post rules.

I smell a home-made "Demotivator" comming...

David.
12-09-2004, 01:52 PM
your an idiot

oh sweet sweet irony

Duck Dog
12-09-2004, 01:52 PM
Can we assume that you get it for free?


As if someone could have a pre-mature ejaculation with her.

Jenson71
12-09-2004, 01:53 PM
I wouldn't kick him out of bed...

badgirl
12-09-2004, 01:54 PM
As if someone could have a pre-mature ejaculation with her.
ROFL

Donger
12-09-2004, 01:55 PM
Men don't suffer from premature ejaculation; women do.

memyselfI
12-09-2004, 01:56 PM
well for one, you could do it more than one time, and teach him a few things the next time, I kinda think that would be fun, relax, have some fun with this thread. Think of all the positive things. :thumb:


sorry, good :p takes practice...and cannot be learned in one night. Thus, I'd pass.

memyselfI
12-09-2004, 01:57 PM
As if someone could have a pre-mature ejaculation with her.

You speak as if I've missed out on something...Good for you if you are proud of achieving such success!!!

David.
12-09-2004, 01:57 PM
Originally from California, he is currently a Missouri college student who needs money.....badly.

uhh..this hits a little too close to home ROFL

Rausch
12-09-2004, 01:59 PM
uhh..this hits a little too close to home ROFL

Good. We'll sell your virginity next week. Just remember, I get my 10% cut...

David.
12-09-2004, 02:01 PM
Good. We'll sell your virginity next week. Just remember, I get my 10% cut...

haha, just the part I have QUOTED hits close to home ROFL

Cochise
12-09-2004, 02:02 PM
As if someone could have a pre-mature ejaculation with her.

Well, at least I will save a few bucks on dinner tonight :Lin:

RedNFeisty
12-09-2004, 02:04 PM
why would anyone pay for bad technique and pre-mature ejaculation????


:hmmm: :shake:

I have to go with memyselfI on this one. Why pay for someone without experience? Hell, if I pay money he better be able to make me ...... farther and better then I do now!!

Donger
12-09-2004, 02:05 PM
I have to go with memyselfI on this one. Why pay for someone without experience? Hell, if I pay money he better be able to make me ...... farther and better then I do now!!

Farther?

badgirl
12-09-2004, 02:06 PM
sorry, good :p takes practice...and cannot be learned in one night. Thus, I'd pass.
well teach him some things women love have done to them so his next time the woman would appreciate it. :thumb:

David.
12-09-2004, 02:06 PM
Farther?

there's a word missing

Lightning Rod
12-09-2004, 02:09 PM
Well that is a switch from a dork paying for it.

RedNFeisty
12-09-2004, 02:09 PM
well teach him some things women love have done to them so his next time the woman would appreciate it. :thumb:


Good point, but who would be the desperate chick.........oh, hell, maybe it won't be a chick!!

memyselfI
12-09-2004, 02:10 PM
well teach him some things women love have done to them so his next time the woman would appreciate it. :thumb:

F*CK the next woman...

er, no pun intended. I'm NO ONE'S trainer!

:cuss:




;)

badgirl
12-09-2004, 02:11 PM
Good point, but who would be the desperate chick.........oh, hell, maybe it won't be a chick!!
true, it may not, but I could tell him how to please a man also, that way he's got it covered, :thumb:

memyselfI
12-09-2004, 02:11 PM
I have to go with memyselfI on this one. Why pay for someone without experience? Hell, if I pay money he better be able to make me ...... farther and better then I do now!!


Like I said, good :p isn't mastered in one night... ;)

badgirl
12-09-2004, 02:12 PM
F*CK the next woman...

er, no pun intended. I'm NO ONE'S trainer!

:cuss:




;)
maby its cause you don't know how, do ya think? :hmmm:

memyselfI
12-09-2004, 02:18 PM
maby its cause you don't know how, do ya think? :hmmm:


Let's see...

would I rather be spending my time teaching someone how to get me off or having someone get me off... :hmmm:



If you even are seriously considering the question you obviously are NOT a chick...only guys (usually teenagers or middle-AGED) are the ones who dig the inexperienced virginal archetype.

badgirl
12-09-2004, 04:34 PM
Let's see...

would I rather be spending my time teaching someone how to get me off or having someone get me off... :hmmm:



If you even are seriously considering the question you obviously are NOT a chick...only guys (usually teenagers or middle-AGED) are the ones who dig the inexperienced virginal archetype.
we are not talking serious committed sex,and I have plenty getting off times, we're talking about a one time thing with a virgin :rolleyes:

ChiefsFire
12-09-2004, 04:42 PM
ok he goes to college in missouri....can you imagine the ugly,beerbellied,backwoods,southwest missou hillbilly chick that will be bidding on him?????


you got yer checkbook handy badgirl???????
LOL JUST KIDDING

ENDelt260
12-09-2004, 04:51 PM
If you even are seriously considering the question you obviously are NOT a chick...only guys (usually teenagers or middle-AGED) are the ones who dig the inexperienced virginal archetype.

I knew some chicks in college that were into it as well.

ENDelt260
12-09-2004, 04:52 PM
can you imagine the ugly,beerbellied,backwoods,southwest missou hillbilly chick that will be bidding on him?????

Imagine? Hell, I probably f*cked her myself.

Rolla was a rough town.

Count Zarth
12-09-2004, 04:57 PM
Ladies, I'm giving mine away for free!

ChiefsFire
12-09-2004, 04:58 PM
Ladies, I'm giving mine away for free!



heres a dollar why dontca just keep it

memyselfI
12-09-2004, 05:00 PM
we are not talking serious committed sex,and I have plenty getting off times, we're talking about a one time thing with a virgin :rolleyes:


I know. I just can't imagine too many women getting all worked up over the idea of trying to show a guy where to put it, how to stroke it, how much to flick it...

but I digress, it takes all types.

Count Zarth
12-09-2004, 05:00 PM
heres a dollar why dontca just keep it

It's getting old!

Braincase
12-09-2004, 05:44 PM
High bidder has apparently been stocking up on dog food & flea collars.

Valiant
12-09-2004, 06:29 PM
sorry, good :p takes practice...and cannot be learned in one night. Thus, I'd pass.



Of course you would pass... It said for females only, shedick.. ROFL

memyselfI
12-09-2004, 06:32 PM
Of course you would pass... It said for females only, shedick.. ROFL


I'd pass because I happen to be one of the majority of women who find men who do not know what they are doing or not doing it well to be a waste of precious time...

David.
12-09-2004, 07:05 PM
I'd pass because I happen to be one of the majority of women who find men who do not know what they are doing or not doing it well to be a waste of precious time...

go butch.

badgirl
12-10-2004, 08:06 AM
ok he goes to college in missouri....can you imagine the ugly,beerbellied,backwoods,southwest missou hillbilly chick that will be bidding on him?????


you got yer checkbook handy badgirl???????
LOL JUST KIDDING
In hand baby, in hand with a pin in the other ROFLbut I'm not from Missouri, I've only been here for 2yrs, so I don't think that puts me in the Missery bracket :p