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Rain Man
12-09-2004, 02:11 PM
If you could take one physical feature from any animal (excluding genitalia), which one would you take? Would you like a lion's mane? Boar tusks? A skunk's scent gland? An ostrich's legs?

Assume that all mutations are decorative only. For example, if you get an eagle's wings, you can't fly, but they look cool.



I might go with a ram's horns myself. That'd be cool.

Donger
12-09-2004, 02:13 PM
Great White shark's teeth.

Rain Man
12-09-2004, 02:15 PM
Great White shark's teeth.


Now that would be cool.

badgirl
12-09-2004, 02:46 PM
If you could take one physical feature from any animal (excluding genitalia), which one would you take? Would you like a lion's mane? Boar tusks? A skunk's scent gland? An ostrich's legs?

Assume that all mutations are decorative only. For example, if you get an eagle's wings, you can't fly, but they look cool.



I might go with a ram's horns myself. That'd be cool.
are we running out of things to talk about on the board? There are some silly stuff today on here, but I like it anyway, I'll try to think of a topic. :p

Saulbadguy
12-09-2004, 02:48 PM
Eagles talons.

R&GHomer
12-09-2004, 02:50 PM
A cats nipples :shrug: instant cream for my Coffee.

Rausch
12-09-2004, 02:52 PM
The muscle of a silver backed ape...

TheNextStep
12-09-2004, 02:52 PM
JOhn's cloven hoof-hands.

Logical
12-09-2004, 02:53 PM
:hmmm: does Rain Man have a fantasy he wants to keep hidden? The no genitalia ruling suggests it might be so.

badgirl
12-09-2004, 02:55 PM
a lions mane would look kinda cool

CosmicPal
12-09-2004, 02:59 PM
Dude, this is just freakin creepy. Why in gawd's name would anyone ever want some other creatures body part mutated with their own is not only bizarre, but borders upon too many acid trips...

Rain Man
12-09-2004, 02:59 PM
:hmmm: does Rain Man have a fantasy he wants to keep hidden? The no genitalia ruling suggests it might be so.


I just figured that otherwise everyone would answer "rhino penis".

David.
12-09-2004, 03:01 PM
chameleons.....skin? I donno.

MOhillbilly
12-09-2004, 03:04 PM
forked toung.

Skip Towne
12-09-2004, 03:05 PM
Dude, this is just freakin creepy. Why in gawd's name would anyone ever want some other creatures body part mutated with their own is not only bizarre, but borders upon too many acid trips...
Rainman claims he was normal when he was in Rolla.

tyton75
12-09-2004, 03:07 PM
I was going to reply, but then I figured.. what the hell is the point..

David.
12-09-2004, 03:08 PM
I was going to reply, but then I figured.. what the hell is the point..

I give this post two thumbs way up.

Rain Man
12-09-2004, 03:09 PM
Dude, this is just freakin creepy. Why in gawd's name would anyone ever want some other creatures body part mutated with their own is not only bizarre, but borders upon too many acid trips...

You wouldn't be talking like this if I had ram's horns.

Ultra Peanut
12-09-2004, 03:14 PM
Prehensile tail.

Ghostof
12-09-2004, 03:20 PM
Rainman claims he was normal when he was in Rolla.


Good god

this all makes perfect sense now


I dont know how many of you have been to Rolla, but damn, that town is whacked. I have a good friend that works at Phelps COunty Regional Medical Center. He used to live in Salem. His family runs the Silver Arrow Canoe rentals. That area around Montauk is nice, the Current river is nice, but anything north of there is scary....as in the locals around Rolla, are very unique. Especially the further south you go, like near Eminence...which sounds too much like deliverance.

Count Alex's Losses
12-09-2004, 03:26 PM
Forked tongue.

Donger
12-09-2004, 03:35 PM
Forked tongue.

http://bmeworld.com/amago/

What a freak.

Count Alex's Losses
12-09-2004, 03:40 PM
http://bmeworld.com/amago/

What a freak.


Not like that. A REAL forked tongue. One that I can flick in and out.

Spicy McHaggis
12-09-2004, 03:42 PM
Eagles eyes, or whatever other animal has kickass vision.

big nasty kcnut
12-09-2004, 04:04 PM
the muscles of a ant. be able to lift 20x your own weight would be awesome.

Count Alex's Losses
12-09-2004, 04:05 PM
the muscles of a ant. be able to lift 20x your own weight would be awesome.

You don't get any of the benefits, read the thread starter again.