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Jenson71
12-09-2004, 02:19 PM
The Rhapsody Blues

Braincase
12-09-2004, 02:20 PM
The Rhapsody Blues

Sounds like a gay hockey team.

Predarat
12-09-2004, 02:22 PM
Florescent Puke

Rain Man
12-09-2004, 02:35 PM
Third-Degree Sideburns.

Rain Man
12-09-2004, 02:36 PM
No. Wait.


Ape-ricot.

HC_Chief
12-09-2004, 02:36 PM
Sounds like a gay hockey team.

hahaha!! Thuper! :thumb:


Bung Patrol

Rain Man
12-09-2004, 02:37 PM
No. Wait.


Yaks in Yurts.

Spicy McHaggis
12-09-2004, 02:37 PM
Easy Mac and the Group All-Stars.

MichaelH
12-09-2004, 02:40 PM
The Squirts

Infidel Goat
12-09-2004, 02:41 PM
"Dirty Pizzas"--it's a mantra of one of my three year old daughters.

Me earlier choice: "Docking Bay 94"

though I wouldn't be surprised if someone had already used it.

--Infidel Goat

Brock
12-09-2004, 02:41 PM
The Piss shivers.

Iowanian
12-09-2004, 02:41 PM
Stinky Pete and the wombwreckers

el borracho
12-09-2004, 02:44 PM
Depends what kind of music. I always thought that "The Young Vulgarians" would be a good name for a punk band. I also liked "Black-Eyed Peace" but I guess that option is now out. "54 pound box" was another that I liked. "Jimmy Rigaboom" was the last band I was in.

Count Zarth
12-09-2004, 02:44 PM
Me earlier choice: "Docking Bay 94"

though I wouldn't be surprised if someone had already used it.

--Infidel Goat

I call "Landing Platform 327"

Bob Dole
12-09-2004, 02:46 PM
It would be an Alice in Chains tribute band called Bitch in Bondage (BiB).

Ultra Peanut
12-09-2004, 02:49 PM
Alligator Pussy.

Bob Dole
12-09-2004, 02:49 PM
Depends what kind of music. I always thought that "The Young Vulgarians" would be a good name for a punk band. I also liked "Black-Eyed Peace" but I guess that option is now out. "54 pound box" was another that I liked. "Jimmy Rigaboom" was the last band I was in.

Dude, that is nasty.

A 54 pound box is either anorexic or she's 6 years old.

Ewww...

|Zach|
12-09-2004, 02:50 PM
KCChiefsman and the Thread Starters.

Saulbadguy
12-09-2004, 02:51 PM
Everyone gets Laid

Calcountry
12-09-2004, 02:52 PM
The Rhapsody Blues
Meat

|Zach|
12-09-2004, 02:52 PM
Everyone gets Laid
Could you blow me where the pampers is?

Joe Seahawk
12-09-2004, 02:54 PM
Morning Wood.

Saulbadguy
12-09-2004, 02:54 PM
Could you blow me where the pampers is?
My johnson is 12 inches long

Count Zarth
12-09-2004, 02:54 PM
Meatpeeker and the Urinals

MichaelH
12-09-2004, 02:55 PM
Meatpeeker and the Urinals

Meatpeeker or packer? ROFL

Iowanian
12-09-2004, 02:55 PM
Packfan and the Hbacks

Den.ise and the contrarians

Frankie Paycheck

KOD(Keyboard of Doooooooooooooom)

Count Zarth
12-09-2004, 02:56 PM
GoChiefs and the Banned

|Zach|
12-09-2004, 02:57 PM
All you bastards are steling my form...

Son of a...

Rain Man
12-09-2004, 02:59 PM
Probalicious.

Iowanian
12-09-2004, 02:59 PM
"Gravel Mangina" would be a good name for some of you.

Count Zarth
12-09-2004, 02:59 PM
Boba's Jetpack

HC_Chief
12-09-2004, 03:00 PM
Purple Helm and the Yogurt Tossers

Count Zarth
12-09-2004, 03:00 PM
"Gravel Mangina" would be a good name for some of you.

The new hit single from "My Baows!"

KC Dan
12-09-2004, 03:00 PM
Jazzlovr & The Loudmouths. ROFL

Rain Man
12-09-2004, 03:01 PM
Damn the Beavers.

el borracho
12-09-2004, 03:01 PM
In a semi-serious way, I kinda liked "Your Mom's Pussy" for a band name. Just think of it:

guy #1: What are you up to tonight?
guy #2: Oh, I think I'm gonna go check out Your Mom's Pussy.


Any free shows could be advertised as "Free Pussy!"

Boozer
12-09-2004, 03:03 PM
"The New Originals." Wait, that's already been taken. The "M.O.B. (Mom on Bass)."

el borracho
12-09-2004, 03:03 PM
Dude, that is nasty.

A 54 pound box is either anorexic or she's 6 years old.

Ewww...
Heh. That's gross. The name "54 pound box" came from a description of a toolbox, for whatever that's worth.

|Zach|
12-09-2004, 03:03 PM
The Lone Rangers.

KC Dan
12-09-2004, 03:04 PM
Brian & The Soberz


(mispelled first time)

Ultra Peanut
12-09-2004, 03:06 PM
Hey Now Stop That

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-09-2004, 03:06 PM
My band is called "Wet Dawg Soup" ... formerly "Sticky Baby."

Boozer
12-09-2004, 03:07 PM
Ted Kaczynski's Bass Explosion (actual name of one-time non-existent band).

el borracho
12-09-2004, 03:09 PM
Al Queda and the Tali Band

Ghostof
12-09-2004, 03:09 PM
Snatch Scratchers


Lemon Wedge and the Salt shakers


Criminal Allegiance


Back of the Mind



Torn Thoughts

stevieray
12-09-2004, 03:09 PM
Sideburn or Bedrock.

David.
12-09-2004, 03:10 PM
Tony Danza Tap-Dance Extravaganza is possibly the greatest real band name ever.

KC Dan
12-09-2004, 03:10 PM
Sideburn or Bedrock.
Better yet,

The Faceplanters! ROFL

Boozer
12-09-2004, 03:11 PM
Earthworm Porno.

stevieray
12-09-2004, 03:12 PM
Better yet,

The Faceplanters! ROFL

ROFL with the hit single Nachos and Blood.

Boozer
12-09-2004, 03:13 PM
Death by Topeka.

HC_Chief
12-09-2004, 03:14 PM
Excedrin Headache

Boozer
12-09-2004, 03:16 PM
Bare Instruments.

Iowanian
12-09-2004, 03:17 PM
5 Pound ClamHammer

or


Sukmah Baows

Boozer
12-09-2004, 03:18 PM
Ernie's Balls.

grandllama
12-09-2004, 03:19 PM
Slayer Aguilera

el borracho
12-09-2004, 03:19 PM
5 Pound ClamHammer

You guys would have to tour with "54 Pound Box". I wonder who would headline?

David.
12-09-2004, 03:19 PM
I'd go with Bowl of Oranges

gblowfish
12-09-2004, 03:23 PM
I've been in two bands:

Reckless Dentistry; and
Don's Rotting Colon.

http://www.georgeblowfish.com/Photo1990.html

gblowfish
12-09-2004, 03:26 PM
George Blowfish's All-Time Favorite Band Name

Above Average Weight Band Accidental Goat Sodomy
Amputatoe Angry Samoans Anus the Menace
The Archbishop's Enema Fetish Arthur Loves Plastic Attila The Stockbroker
The Band Formerly Known As Sausage Band Over Barry White Boys
Bassholes Beats the Hell Out of Me Bertha Does Moosejaw
Biff Hitler & the Violent Mood Swings Big In Iowa Big White Undies
Black Leather Agenda Bloated Scrotum Bondage A Go Go
Bordering On Retarded Boris the Sprinkler Brutal Juice
Bulimia Banquet Bumpin' Uglies Cat Butt Chia Pet
Chickens On Smack Chocolate Bunnies From Hell
Cindy Brady's Lisp Clown Meat Cobaine's Brains Colon On The Cob
The Couch Slugs Cortizone 5 Crispy Ambulance
Damn the Bad Luck Disciples of Ed Dicky Retardo Did Lee Squat?
Dirt Clod Fight The Do I Look Like I Give a F**ks Go Nad Go
Guess My Perversion Harlan Sleeps Naked Half Man, Half Biscuit
Hard-drinkin' Housewives Heavy Into Jeff Hell Camino
Henry Kissinger's Tits Here, Eat This! He's Dead Jim It's All Meat
Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
JFKFC Joan of Arkansas John Cougar Concentration Camp
Kathleen Turner Overdrive Kerrigan's Knees
Lee Harvey Keitel Lorne Greene's Wet Nipple Lung Mustard
Manson-Nixon Line Me and My Right Hand Men Among Poodles
Minnie Pearl Necklace Mr. T Experience Moist Fist
Naugahyde Chihuahuas New Squids on the Dock Nipple Erectors
Norman Bates and the Shower Heads Not Drowning, Waving
Pabst Smear Painful Discharge Paisley Brain Cells
Pelvic Meatloaf Penis DeMilo Phlegm Fatale Pieces of Lisa
Pork Queen Premature Evacuation Prison Rape Scenes
Raging Woodies Rats of Unusual Size Rebel Without Applause
Reluctant Stereotypes REO Speed Dealer Sandy Duncan's Eye
Science Diet Screaming Moist Accountants Sex Clark Five
Sex With Midgets Sharon Stoned She Stole My Beer
Shirley Temple Pilots Shoot the Mime Sinus Envy
Sorry About Your Daughter Stiff Richards Stop Calling Me Frank
Tastes Like Chicken Ted Bundy's Volkswagen
Trailer Park Casanovas Uncle Bob Touched Me Underpants Machine
Was I Naked ? The Well Hungarians White People Lie
Who The Hell Are You? Wynona Ryders Your Damn Neighbors

Boozer
12-09-2004, 03:29 PM
Slayer Aguilera

The Wannabes?

HC_Chief
12-09-2004, 03:31 PM
<i>Angry Samoans</i>

Saw them at the Outhouse in Lawrence... some time in the 80s. I believe <i>The Hardons</i> also played that night. Good show :thumb:

<i>Joan of Arkansas</i> is an awesome band name :D

el borracho
12-09-2004, 03:34 PM
<i>Angry Samoans</i>

Saw them at the Outhouse in Lawrence... some time in the 80s. I believe <i>The Hardons</i> also played that night. Good show :thumb:

<i>Joan of Arkansas</i> is an awesome band name :D
I used to have one of the Angry Samoans albums, can't remember the title but it had "Fast Cars" and "Gimme Sopa" on it.




"Joan of Arkansas" LOL

Rausch
12-09-2004, 03:38 PM
'My Opossum's Penis"

HC_Chief
12-09-2004, 03:39 PM
I used to have one of the Angry Samoans albums, can't remember the title but it had "Fast Cars" and "Gimme Sopa" on it.


Hmm, those songs don't ring a bell. I had a couple of their albums: "Back from Samoa" and "Yesterday Started Tomorrow"

heh, now I'll have to dig out the old turntable tonight :D

Boozer
12-09-2004, 03:40 PM
"Hide and Freak."

HC_Chief
12-09-2004, 03:41 PM
BTW, IIRC "Mind Over 4" also played that night (with "Angry Samoans" and "The Hardons"). MO4 was B A D A S S live! :thumb:

stevieray
12-09-2004, 03:43 PM
Boozer

Ultra Peanut
12-09-2004, 03:44 PM
Wicked Chicken

stevieray
12-09-2004, 03:45 PM
Psicosis

ZootedGranny
12-09-2004, 03:46 PM
Either

"The Feeling You Get In Your Balls When You Drive Over a Hill Really Fast"

or

"Wolfman's Got Nards"

MOhillbilly
12-09-2004, 03:46 PM
kimshee avengars

stevieray
12-09-2004, 03:47 PM
Zooted Granny

stevieray
12-09-2004, 03:47 PM
Frankie goes to Dollywood

stevieray
12-09-2004, 03:48 PM
Tequila Gaz

Boozer
12-09-2004, 04:02 PM
Salad Bar Slaughter.

Boozer
12-09-2004, 04:06 PM
Johnson and his Nut Funk Orchestra.

Road Hog
12-09-2004, 04:22 PM
Binder Twine

bogie
12-09-2004, 04:34 PM
The Beatles

bogie
12-09-2004, 04:36 PM
I was in a band in the 70's. We changed our name often. Rock-it, Rock Bottom, Colonel are the three names I remember.
I like The Incontinents.

ChiefsFire
12-09-2004, 04:47 PM
Everyone gets Laid


wasnt that the name of the band of slacker college kids in that movie PC?????

ChiefsFire
12-09-2004, 04:50 PM
Laid and Confused