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Jenson71
12-09-2004, 02:19 PM
The Rhapsody Blues

Braincase
12-09-2004, 02:20 PM
The Rhapsody Blues

Sounds like a gay hockey team.

Predarat
12-09-2004, 02:22 PM
Florescent Puke

Rain Man
12-09-2004, 02:35 PM
Third-Degree Sideburns.

Rain Man
12-09-2004, 02:36 PM
No. Wait.


Ape-ricot.

HC_Chief
12-09-2004, 02:36 PM
Sounds like a gay hockey team.

hahaha!! Thuper! :thumb:


Bung Patrol

Rain Man
12-09-2004, 02:37 PM
No. Wait.


Yaks in Yurts.

Spicy McHaggis
12-09-2004, 02:37 PM
Easy Mac and the Group All-Stars.

MichaelH
12-09-2004, 02:40 PM
The Squirts

Infidel Goat
12-09-2004, 02:41 PM
"Dirty Pizzas"--it's a mantra of one of my three year old daughters.

Me earlier choice: "Docking Bay 94"

though I wouldn't be surprised if someone had already used it.

--Infidel Goat

Brock
12-09-2004, 02:41 PM
The Piss shivers.

Iowanian
12-09-2004, 02:41 PM
Stinky Pete and the wombwreckers

el borracho
12-09-2004, 02:44 PM
Depends what kind of music. I always thought that "The Young Vulgarians" would be a good name for a punk band. I also liked "Black-Eyed Peace" but I guess that option is now out. "54 pound box" was another that I liked. "Jimmy Rigaboom" was the last band I was in.

Count Zarth
12-09-2004, 02:44 PM
Me earlier choice: "Docking Bay 94"

though I wouldn't be surprised if someone had already used it.

--Infidel Goat

I call "Landing Platform 327"

Bob Dole
12-09-2004, 02:46 PM
It would be an Alice in Chains tribute band called Bitch in Bondage (BiB).

Ultra Peanut
12-09-2004, 02:49 PM
Alligator Pussy.

Bob Dole
12-09-2004, 02:49 PM
Depends what kind of music. I always thought that "The Young Vulgarians" would be a good name for a punk band. I also liked "Black-Eyed Peace" but I guess that option is now out. "54 pound box" was another that I liked. "Jimmy Rigaboom" was the last band I was in.

Dude, that is nasty.

A 54 pound box is either anorexic or she's 6 years old.

Ewww...

|Zach|
12-09-2004, 02:50 PM
KCChiefsman and the Thread Starters.

Saulbadguy
12-09-2004, 02:51 PM
Everyone gets Laid

Calcountry
12-09-2004, 02:52 PM
The Rhapsody Blues
Meat

|Zach|
12-09-2004, 02:52 PM
Everyone gets Laid
Could you blow me where the pampers is?

Joe Seahawk
12-09-2004, 02:54 PM
Morning Wood.

Saulbadguy
12-09-2004, 02:54 PM
Could you blow me where the pampers is?
My johnson is 12 inches long

Count Zarth
12-09-2004, 02:54 PM
Meatpeeker and the Urinals

MichaelH
12-09-2004, 02:55 PM
Meatpeeker and the Urinals

Meatpeeker or packer? ROFL

Iowanian
12-09-2004, 02:55 PM
Packfan and the Hbacks

Den.ise and the contrarians

Frankie Paycheck

KOD(Keyboard of Doooooooooooooom)

Count Zarth
12-09-2004, 02:56 PM
GoChiefs and the Banned

|Zach|
12-09-2004, 02:57 PM
All you bastards are steling my form...

Son of a...

Rain Man
12-09-2004, 02:59 PM
Probalicious.

Iowanian
12-09-2004, 02:59 PM
"Gravel Mangina" would be a good name for some of you.

Count Zarth
12-09-2004, 02:59 PM
Boba's Jetpack

HC_Chief
12-09-2004, 03:00 PM
Purple Helm and the Yogurt Tossers

Count Zarth
12-09-2004, 03:00 PM
"Gravel Mangina" would be a good name for some of you.

The new hit single from "My Baows!"

KC Dan
12-09-2004, 03:00 PM
Jazzlovr & The Loudmouths. ROFL

Rain Man
12-09-2004, 03:01 PM
Damn the Beavers.

el borracho
12-09-2004, 03:01 PM
In a semi-serious way, I kinda liked "Your Mom's Pussy" for a band name. Just think of it:

guy #1: What are you up to tonight?
guy #2: Oh, I think I'm gonna go check out Your Mom's Pussy.


Any free shows could be advertised as "Free Pussy!"

Boozer
12-09-2004, 03:03 PM
"The New Originals." Wait, that's already been taken. The "M.O.B. (Mom on Bass)."

el borracho
12-09-2004, 03:03 PM
Dude, that is nasty.

A 54 pound box is either anorexic or she's 6 years old.

Ewww...
Heh. That's gross. The name "54 pound box" came from a description of a toolbox, for whatever that's worth.

|Zach|
12-09-2004, 03:03 PM
The Lone Rangers.

KC Dan
12-09-2004, 03:04 PM
Brian & The Soberz


(mispelled first time)

Ultra Peanut
12-09-2004, 03:06 PM
Hey Now Stop That

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-09-2004, 03:06 PM
My band is called "Wet Dawg Soup" ... formerly "Sticky Baby."

Boozer
12-09-2004, 03:07 PM
Ted Kaczynski's Bass Explosion (actual name of one-time non-existent band).

el borracho
12-09-2004, 03:09 PM
Al Queda and the Tali Band

Ghostof
12-09-2004, 03:09 PM
Snatch Scratchers


Lemon Wedge and the Salt shakers


Criminal Allegiance


Back of the Mind



Torn Thoughts

stevieray
12-09-2004, 03:09 PM
Sideburn or Bedrock.

David.
12-09-2004, 03:10 PM
Tony Danza Tap-Dance Extravaganza is possibly the greatest real band name ever.

KC Dan
12-09-2004, 03:10 PM
Sideburn or Bedrock.
Better yet,

The Faceplanters! ROFL

Boozer
12-09-2004, 03:11 PM
Earthworm Porno.

stevieray
12-09-2004, 03:12 PM
Better yet,

The Faceplanters! ROFL

ROFL with the hit single Nachos and Blood.

Boozer
12-09-2004, 03:13 PM
Death by Topeka.

HC_Chief
12-09-2004, 03:14 PM
Excedrin Headache

Boozer
12-09-2004, 03:16 PM
Bare Instruments.

Iowanian
12-09-2004, 03:17 PM
5 Pound ClamHammer

or


Sukmah Baows

Boozer
12-09-2004, 03:18 PM
Ernie's Balls.

grandllama
12-09-2004, 03:19 PM
Slayer Aguilera

el borracho
12-09-2004, 03:19 PM
5 Pound ClamHammer

You guys would have to tour with "54 Pound Box". I wonder who would headline?

David.
12-09-2004, 03:19 PM
I'd go with Bowl of Oranges

gblowfish
12-09-2004, 03:23 PM
I've been in two bands:

Reckless Dentistry; and
Don's Rotting Colon.

http://www.georgeblowfish.com/Photo1990.html

gblowfish
12-09-2004, 03:26 PM
George Blowfish's All-Time Favorite Band Name

Above Average Weight Band · Accidental Goat Sodomy
Amputatoe · Angry Samoans · Anus the Menace
· The Archbishop's Enema Fetish · Arthur Loves Plastic · Attila The Stockbroker
The Band Formerly Known As Sausage · Band Over · Barry White Boys
Bassholes · Beats the Hell Out of Me · Bertha Does Moosejaw
Biff Hitler & the Violent Mood Swings · Big In Iowa · Big White Undies
Black Leather Agenda · Bloated Scrotum · Bondage A Go Go
Bordering On Retarded · Boris the Sprinkler · Brutal Juice
Bulimia Banquet · Bumpin' Uglies · Cat Butt · Chia Pet
Chickens On Smack · Chocolate Bunnies From Hell
Cindy Brady's Lisp · Clown Meat · Cobaine's Brains · Colon On The Cob
The Couch Slugs · Cortizone 5 · Crispy Ambulance
Damn the Bad Luck · Disciples of Ed · Dicky Retardo · Did Lee Squat?
Dirt Clod Fight · The Do I Look Like I Give a F**ks · Go Nad Go
Guess My Perversion · Harlan Sleeps Naked · Half Man, Half Biscuit
Hard-drinkin' Housewives · Heavy Into Jeff · Hell Camino
Henry Kissinger's Tits · Here, Eat This! · He's Dead Jim · It's All Meat
Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
JFKFC · Joan of Arkansas · John Cougar Concentration Camp
Kathleen Turner Overdrive · Kerrigan's Knees
Lee Harvey Keitel · Lorne Greene's Wet Nipple · Lung Mustard
Manson-Nixon Line · Me and My Right Hand · Men Among Poodles
Minnie Pearl Necklace · Mr. T Experience · Moist Fist
Naugahyde Chihuahuas · New Squids on the Dock · Nipple Erectors
Norman Bates and the Shower Heads · Not Drowning, Waving
Pabst Smear · Painful Discharge · Paisley Brain Cells
Pelvic Meatloaf · Penis DeMilo · Phlegm Fatale · Pieces of Lisa
Pork Queen · Premature Evacuation · Prison Rape Scenes
Raging Woodies · Rats of Unusual Size · Rebel Without Applause
Reluctant Stereotypes · REO Speed Dealer · Sandy Duncan's Eye
Science Diet · Screaming Moist Accountants · Sex Clark Five
Sex With Midgets · Sharon Stoned · She Stole My Beer
Shirley Temple Pilots · Shoot the Mime · Sinus Envy
Sorry About Your Daughter · Stiff Richards · Stop Calling Me Frank
Tastes Like Chicken ·Ted Bundy's Volkswagen
Trailer Park Casanovas · Uncle Bob Touched Me · Underpants Machine
Was I Naked ? · The Well Hungarians · White People Lie
Who The Hell Are You? · Wynona Ryders · Your Damn Neighbors

Boozer
12-09-2004, 03:29 PM
Slayer Aguilera

The Wannabes?

HC_Chief
12-09-2004, 03:31 PM
<i>Angry Samoans</i>

Saw them at the Outhouse in Lawrence... some time in the 80s. I believe <i>The Hardons</i> also played that night. Good show :thumb:

<i>Joan of Arkansas</i> is an awesome band name :D

el borracho
12-09-2004, 03:34 PM
<i>Angry Samoans</i>

Saw them at the Outhouse in Lawrence... some time in the 80s. I believe <i>The Hardons</i> also played that night. Good show :thumb:

<i>Joan of Arkansas</i> is an awesome band name :D
I used to have one of the Angry Samoans albums, can't remember the title but it had "Fast Cars" and "Gimme Sopa" on it.




"Joan of Arkansas" LOL

Rausch
12-09-2004, 03:38 PM
'My Opossum's Penis"

HC_Chief
12-09-2004, 03:39 PM
I used to have one of the Angry Samoans albums, can't remember the title but it had "Fast Cars" and "Gimme Sopa" on it.


Hmm, those songs don't ring a bell. I had a couple of their albums: "Back from Samoa" and "Yesterday Started Tomorrow"

heh, now I'll have to dig out the old turntable tonight :D

Boozer
12-09-2004, 03:40 PM
"Hide and Freak."

HC_Chief
12-09-2004, 03:41 PM
BTW, IIRC "Mind Over 4" also played that night (with "Angry Samoans" and "The Hardons"). MO4 was B A D A S S live! :thumb:

stevieray
12-09-2004, 03:43 PM
Boozer

Ultra Peanut
12-09-2004, 03:44 PM
Wicked Chicken

stevieray
12-09-2004, 03:45 PM
Psicosis

ZootedGranny
12-09-2004, 03:46 PM
Either

"The Feeling You Get In Your Balls When You Drive Over a Hill Really Fast"

or

"Wolfman's Got Nards"

MOhillbilly
12-09-2004, 03:46 PM
kimshee avengars

stevieray
12-09-2004, 03:47 PM
Zooted Granny

stevieray
12-09-2004, 03:47 PM
Frankie goes to Dollywood

stevieray
12-09-2004, 03:48 PM
Tequila Gaz

Boozer
12-09-2004, 04:02 PM
Salad Bar Slaughter.

Boozer
12-09-2004, 04:06 PM
Johnson and his Nut Funk Orchestra.

Road Hog
12-09-2004, 04:22 PM
Binder Twine

bogie
12-09-2004, 04:34 PM
The Beatles

bogie
12-09-2004, 04:36 PM
I was in a band in the 70's. We changed our name often. Rock-it, Rock Bottom, Colonel are the three names I remember.
I like The Incontinents.

ChiefsFire
12-09-2004, 04:47 PM
Everyone gets Laid


wasnt that the name of the band of slacker college kids in that movie PC?????

ChiefsFire
12-09-2004, 04:50 PM
Laid and Confused