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Den9899
12-09-2004, 07:18 PM
Alright, it's 8:15 and I'm bored, so I thought I'd share a story from my experience at the bar last night.

First off, I'm 22 years old, pretty normal guy, college student, currently single and enjoying it. Anywho, I know we've all gone to the bars before, gotten shitty drunk and made out with some skank, but last night goes beyond that.

Me and my buddy are making our rounds, dancing with a few girls, when all of the sudden two older ladies make our aquantince. The first lady happens to be 32 years of age, the other is 38. My buddy is 21 and as I said I am 22. Next thing I know I'm making out with someone who is probably friends with my mom. Even worse, we took them back to our place. :shake:

On the bright side though, I still think it's pretty damn funny. Perhaps I'll tell my grandchildren someday.n.

Fin.

2bikemike
12-09-2004, 07:22 PM
Do you surf the mature porn?

jollymon
12-09-2004, 07:23 PM
Eh I like 'em older to. In fact my wife is quite a few years older than I am :D

jollymon
12-09-2004, 07:24 PM
Actually 8 years so maybe that's not quite, quite a few.

Den9899
12-09-2004, 07:25 PM
I forgot to mention that the two women were also constantly making out with each other. This just added to my drunken milf hornyness.

Skip Towne
12-09-2004, 07:29 PM
Yeah, they were probably out hoggin'.

Spicy McHaggis
12-09-2004, 07:30 PM
Yeah, they were probably out hoggin'.

We're in process of constructing a "pig-pen" in one of the emptier rooms. Those that chose to go hogging will have their passed out ass thrown in to think about what they've done.

Den9899
12-09-2004, 07:32 PM
Yeah, they were probably out hoggin'.

Eh, I run about 5'10" and a buck 55.

Rain Man
12-10-2004, 09:43 AM
I forgot to mention that the two women were also constantly making out with each other. This just added to my drunken milf hornyness.


You forgot to mention that? That's the heart of the story. That's like Joseph Heller forgetting to mention that there was a war going on.

Molitoth
12-10-2004, 09:45 AM
That Samantha chick on Sex and the City is hot for being older. Safe to say I would do her.

Count Zarth
12-10-2004, 09:48 AM
That's awesome.

RedNFeisty
12-10-2004, 09:49 AM
I just started getting called Ma'am and now I am learning that 32 is old for a woman! To Funny!!

Skip Towne
12-10-2004, 09:51 AM
You forgot to mention that? That's the heart of the story. That's like Joseph Heller forgetting to mention that there was a war going on.
You would have fit right in with the Catch 22 crew. I particlarly liked Major Major Major and chocolate covered cotton.

Count Zarth
12-10-2004, 09:51 AM
I just started getting called Ma'am and now I am learning that 32 is old for a woman! To Funny!!

I don't consider 32 old at all. I call that ripe.

RedNFeisty
12-10-2004, 09:56 AM
I don't consider 32 old at all. I call that ripe.


I'm not there yet, just laughing at the idea!

Baby Lee
12-10-2004, 09:58 AM
A Donko fan goes 'Desperate Housewives." I smell Emmy. :thumb:

Braincase
12-10-2004, 10:03 AM
Women don't have a clue how to satisfy a man until they're 30, and then you have to wait til they're 35 before they satisfy with enthusiasm. Ride the wave, young man - you're now a slumpbuster.

RedNFeisty
12-10-2004, 10:16 AM
Women don't have a clue how to satisfy a man until they're 30, and then you have to wait til they're 35 before they satisfy with enthusiasm. Ride the wave, young man - you're now a slumpbuster.

That is far from being the truth!!

mikey23545
12-10-2004, 12:02 PM
That is far from being the truth!!

He wasn't talking about professionals...

KCTitus
12-10-2004, 12:30 PM
I'll share an anecdote...

Many years ago when I was free and single, a friend and I were crusing back to his house and we stopped for gas at the local station. He had a pretty awesome truck, jacked up really high, big tires and lots of chrome. Im not really into that, but to each his own.

Anyway, as he's pumping the gas, I get out and head in to pick up some suds and cigs and a couple of, lets just say, larger ladies pull up next to the truck to get gas themselves.

As time passes, one of the ladies, the passenger, starts up a converstation with my buddy complimenting him on his truck and asking his name and all that jazz and she offers her name and her friends name.

A few moments later, he's finishing up and the girl is still talking and Shawn is not interested, but he's being polite. As he's getting back in the truck, the girl says something along the lines of 'I sure would like to get a ride in that nice truck'. Shawn started up the rig, and casually looks over and says: "Well, I would, but I dont have a license to haul farm animals" and he pulled away...

The look on that chicks face was hilarious. We laughed about that for years.

CosmicPal
12-10-2004, 12:50 PM
Perhaps I'll tell my grandchildren someday.n.


Geez, you make it sound like you discovered plutonium or something. It really isn't that big of a deal that you bagged a couple of older bi-sexual women who have already bagged more men than you can shake a stick at. <br>
Hope your peter had a rubber

RedNFeisty
12-10-2004, 12:55 PM
He wasn't talking about professionals...

me either...

Den9899
12-10-2004, 02:13 PM
Geez, you make it sound like you discovered plutonium or something. It really isn't that big of a deal that you bagged a couple of older bi-sexual women who have already bagged more men than you can shake a stick at.

Hope your peter had a rubber

Next time I'll type out [/sarcasm] [sarcasm] outside of my text so you can follow along.