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2bikemike
12-09-2004, 11:52 PM
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce
toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the
pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was
coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to
harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give
birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the
floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were
scattered. So, frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple
cider and a shot of rum.
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had
drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he
accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little
glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and
found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the
door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big
Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas,
Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you.
Where would you like me to stick it?" And so began the tradition
of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

OldTownChief
12-09-2004, 11:57 PM
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce
toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the
pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was
coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to
harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give
birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the
floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were
scattered. So, frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple
cider and a shot of rum.
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had
drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he
accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little
glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and
found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the
door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big
Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas,
Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you.
Where would you like me to stick it?" And so began the tradition
of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.



ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL I spewed beer on the keyboard.

tommykat
12-09-2004, 11:58 PM
Thanks Mike........I know the ones I have met and not care....As I said I am private and most think here I can not talk.......whatever. Thanks

Logical
12-10-2004, 12:05 AM
That is really funny, thanks Mike.

2bikemike
12-10-2004, 10:33 AM
Bump for the day crew.

RedNFeisty
12-10-2004, 10:37 AM
That was great!! ROFL

badgirl
12-11-2004, 01:02 PM
just got over and read this, it is funny thought I'd bring it back to the forefront for others who maby have missed it :)

Fairplay
12-11-2004, 01:09 PM
Based on true story. GJ Mike.